In this ITT thread: technology buzzwords.
I'll start:
>elastic
>cloud
>web scale
>big data
>machine learning
>devops
>as a service
>plug and play
>inclusive
>high availability
>user friendly
>pooled storage
>VR
>self-driving
>managed code
>retina display
>distributed
>>56497487
>4k
>neural networks
>cum
>>56497487
>taptic feedback
in the context they're frequently used
>firewall
>hack
>virus
>>56497487
>SOLUTION
>O
>L
>U
>T
>I
>O
>N
>server
>computer
>smartphone
>programming
>In this in this thread thread
>>56498643
>being this Newt Gingrich
>>56497487
>big data
>as a service
I do this two at my job. Sure it's buzzy, but it pays, especially to idiots who don't know any better
>code artisan
>binary engineer
BIG DATA
SCALE!
>>56498568
Fucking this. Right after "premium"