You at a party with your new Iphone 7 and a cutie asks you "Anon

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Use the included adaptor.

>>56491605
> Use the included adaptor.
/thread

Enable bluetooth like anyone else from the 21st century would do.

>>56491605
This.

>implying normans even keep music files on their phones anymore

>>56491366
A more likely scenario
>Anon I want to play some of my music consisting solely of taylor swift, do you have an iphone 7 adapter that I can borrow and never return? I know you have one, and if you don't "loan" it to me right now I will make sure no girl at this party will talk to you for the rest of the night.

Enjoy your Masonna

>>56491617
You brought an adapter to a party?

>>56491671
I'd keep the adapter with me at all times

>>56491647
>I will make sure no girl at this party will talk to you for the rest of the night
This is a good thing, why would i want to hang out with disgusting 3d whores.

>>56491366
Plug in my iPhone 7. Since I'm obviously on a normie-party, they all have iPhone 7s and either an adapter, or equipment with a lightning port.

>>56491647
You're supposed to just swipe it back at the end of the night.

Also, Taylor Swift's music is unironically and objectively good as far as pop music goes. She's actually a musician who is capable of singing and playing instruments well.

I mean, we could go back to the 90s bullshit if you really want: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NO-h9PFum4

>>56491366
s-s-sorry, I'm charging my phone so the sole port on my phone is in use.

>>56491366
Alright, let's just connect via Bluetooth or sifi, something that's been included in every fucking normie speaking for a decade

Alternatively just use Spotify de arbas

>>56491605
>"Hey cutey let me just get out my iAdaptor I bring everywhere in case I get asked to play music"

what are these cunts even doing

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>>56491366
Iphone 7 is nearly a good laugh.

But they're really a cry.

>implying they can handle my superior taste in music

>>56491605
What if I am charging it?

>>56491735
>You're supposed to just swipe it back at the end of the night.

>"No anon, this isn't your adapter, this one is mine"
>"Where is yours? I don't know, maybe it's still plugged into the stereo"

>>56492188
>at the end of the night
>stereo still playing
You're not doing the end of the night right.

>>56491366
>at a party
>iPhone
As if faggot

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>>56491366
>sorry i dont use obsolete technology

>>56491366
>"wait bae lemme whip out all the fucking adapters i habe de for dis iphone stored in my gucci manpurse"

Or then just proceed to blast your nickelbacks through the phone speakers in ear screeching levels

post some anti normie tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnF1ZGkTxrk

>>56492211
Do I have to spell it out for you? People are going to steal your adapter. Not just black people either. Girls aren't going to bring their adapters, partly because they take up space, partly because they've already lost theirs, and partly because why would they when some guy with car/g/o pants (aka you) is going to loan them theirs. And why would they return it? When they unplug their phone they're going to just take the adapter because they lost theirs or think it's theirs. If you don't think this is going to happen, how often has someone returned a pen after you let them borrow it? Now add alcohol, loud music and make the people borrowing it people you barely know. The second you loan someone the adapter at a party, that adapter is gone.

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>>56492304
You seem a bit anxious and frustrated about something that's not that big a deal.

Do you want to talk about it, anon? It's not good to bottle up your anger.

>>56491792
Are they going to introduce another port on next year's version?

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>>56492362
Yes, but you will have to plug the jack into the back of the phone, perpendicular to it.

>>56491735
>Taylor Swift's music is unironically and objectively good as far as pop music goes

meme opinion
nothing on Carly Rae Jepsen

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>>56491366

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>>56492480
>nothing on Carly Rae Jepsen
Maybe...

>>56491662
Kek

>>56491366

>You at a party
>with your new Iphone 7
>a cutie
>"Anon play some of your music?"

No.

>implying this dumb broad doesn't have an Apple TV so you can stream shit

My friends aren't poor and have a surround sound set up with a Bluetooth adapter

>>56492304
Are you okay anon? I see you have some severe trust issues regarding the opposite sex, its ok

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>>56491719

>>56494325
haha how did you find a picture of me?

>>56494325
Not sure what's more pathetic,the guy in the picture, or the autist who made it

>>56491366

>Pull out iPhone 7
>Cutie is impressed at how rich and stylish I am
>Pulls me into bedroom
>Fucks me senseless

iPhone - just works.

>>56491719
lol

>>56491829
it's no different to carrying a pair of earphones around with you desu

>>56491880
Almost worth a quick grin.

>>56491944
>this kills the iphone user

>>56491689
>Having to carry around two things instead of just one thing

it's like iFags enjoy getting butt-fucked.

>>56491642
If they didn't aux cord memes wouldn't be a thing

>>56495516
Don't know what shithole country you call home (possibly India?) but atleast where I come from, even the junkies and jobless people can easily afford iPhone 7 or any other iShit product you can name.

Owning an iPhone is not a status symbol in most of the world and does not make you look rich or cool. It usually makes you look stupid and tech illiterate or alternatively a hipster or a faggot.

>>56492480
Who?

That fucking ONE HIT WONDER?

>>56491625
ye

>>56492304
geeze dude i aint reading that shit
you sound really frustrated and incapable of communicating with people especially girls.
just chill out bro, rub one out and start thinking with the right head

Apple so progressive even their products have to change their gender to do work

>>56498411
>It usually makes you look stupid and tech illiterate or alternatively a hipster or a faggot.
most of which are not recognized by normies as a negative

>>56492345
i think a girl forgot to give him back his adapter

>>56498637
Well if you are 12

>>56498667
or if you are not an autist who cares about what meme phone someone is using

>>56498741
>Says the dude in this thread...

>>56498764
did i ever pretend i am a normie?

>>56495411
The guy in the picture

T. Guy who made it

>>56491366
>fuck, I lost the adapter
>fuck, must be in a drawer at home
>guess I'll just listen with my AirPods and chill with the dog

>>56491366
Ask the cutie to use her adapter. Cute girls almost exclusively use Apple devices.

>>56498170
What is spotify?
What is pandora?
What is apple music?
What is soundcloud?
What is youtube?
etc.

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>>56491366
no problem

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>>56499034
>What is spotify?
>What is pandora?
>What is apple music?
>What is soundcloud?
>What is youtube?
>etc.

90% of the time those are played through aux you do realise that

>>56491944
just use your apple dock™ with lightning charging™ and P2™ audio jack

>>56491366
I whip out my dongle.

>>56499896
did you even read the comment thread, you stupid mongrel?

>>56499191
It keeps getting better and better.

>>56491944
>Sitting in a corner while at a party charging your phone

What the fuck are you doing?

>>56491647
>music consisting solely of taylor swift

You guys really have no idea of what partys are like do you?