I just got a new flash drive. What should I put on it?

CP

>>56480004
ISOs of GNU distributions
https://www.gnu.org/distros/free-distros.html

The Free Software Song
https://www.gnu.org/music/free-software-song.html

Revolution OS documentary
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0308808/

>>56480004
Use the 4chan API to rip all the images from /c/, /e/, and /u/. If you have space left over, get all the images from /d/, /h/, and /a/. Then finally, get all the images from /gif/, I guess.

>>56480004
some battery manager so you can make sure it doesnt blow up

>>56480526
Note that it's important to go for /gif/ last, because that board alone will probably take more space than all the images from the others combined.

I just have a ton of programs always with me. Passmark, Linux duistros, some light gaymes, browser exes, a portable browser, ect

Keylogger and botnet, and drop it outside the nearest government agency building.

>>56480004
The entire series of The Sopranos

Put porn and viruses on it and then just leave it on the window of a bus.

cryptolocker.exe

>>56480651
this or >>56480577

>>56480577
How do I even get started learning malware?

Keepass 2
It's a password bank.
It generates nifty passwords for you, too.

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Rare Pepes

>>56480741
>learn to program
>write a program that does something annoying

It's not that hard. You can even read about things previous malware has done if you need inspiration for evil things to do. These days, the big deal is ransomware, but if you don't care about making money it would be far easier to just overwrite all the files you can with garbage data.

>>56480848
>>56480526
At least two people in the thread understand what's up. Software archives belong in online storage, but you need to keep your image collection with you at all times.

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>>56480848

What's a good portable browser for use from a flash drive?

>>56480934
Get a portable instance of virtualbox, with an OpenBSD VM on which you use the lynx browser.

>>56480934
Put whole portable apps into it. Iron and opera js the best portable browser.

https://dumps.wikimedia.org/enwiki/20160901/

>>56480960
No no. I was just like Chrome or a browser like that that I can run form a flash drive. No portable virtual box or anything.

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Season 2 of Narcos

>>56480004
Midget Porn

>>56480004
I got the same one, $25 CND

On related note, what's an affordable flash drive that's not shit?

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>>56480848

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>>56481054
Kingston DataTraveler DTSE9G2 32GB

They're not super fast but nearly indestructible and compact.

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>>56480004
Porn, obviously

>>56480004 (OP)
Ok format the first half to ntfs and use it as normal flash drive. Format the other half to ext2 and install a linux distro on it like porteus.

Now when you plug it in a windows pc the drive looks like a normal drive (exept it has only the half of the space it its labeled). But now you have your own secret operating system in your pocket.

>>56481228
>that pic
Kek.
Where is this from?

>>56481603
>not knowing about madthad

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/MadThad0890

>>56480004
Tails
Some ISOs of useful stuff
Useful books

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>>56480004
Why didn't you get a smaller one, OP?

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>>56480515
>RMS has a IMDB entry

>>56481728
OPs one goes into keyring. Id lose yours in 3 days.

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>>56481832

>>56482035
Trivia section sucks. What are some good Stallman trivia facts to send?

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>>56482131
often wears a button that reads "Impeach God"

>>56482131
Sex with a parrot, obviously

Fluent in spanish

Lived in his office for decades

There's all sorts of great trivia on his own page: https://stallman.org/rms-lifestyle.html

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>>56482185
Expecting first child in November

>>56482202
Sex with a flower too

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>>56480004
my wife washed this lil nigger like 20 times and he still works!

>>56480515
I heard using over 4GB flash drives for installing linux OSs would result in problems.

>>56483062
No

>>56483062
It won't cause problems, but it will be a waste of a flash drive, because setting up an os to live boot from a flash drive takes up the entire drive, even if the actual installation is tiny. You need to format the drive to even store anything else on it again.

>>56483160
With GRUB2 you can boot ISOs on a FAT32 or ext4 partition, and still use it for data storage

>>56483184
can you explain how to do that?

>>56483862
https://help.ubuntu.com/community/Grub2/ISOBoot
https://wiki.gentoo.org/wiki/GRUB2/Chainloading