>30 MINUTES UNTIL IPHONE 7 ANNOUNCEMENT
Who else /noheadphonejack/?
http://www.apple.com/apple-events/september-2016/
>See ya
Literally who? Or was he saying goodbye?
>CIA
See ya next year
>>56477258
They said it comes with lightning pods as well as a lightning-3.5mm adapter, you have to pay extra for the wireless headphones.
WAS THAT THE FUCKING CINEMA SINS SOUND BITE?!?!?!
>#1
oh golly i wonder why
>>56477158
the entire shitfest was a roller coaster of cuckoldry
WHO DAT CHICK?
NEVER FORGET PULSE
NOT ALL MUSLIMS
GUYS WHERE'S BONO?
cya
GAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>56477293
fuck, this
JUST DO IT
Wow we are just never going to stop with the pedophilia obsession are we Sia...
who
Who?
>>56477294
She's actually a very skilled singer. A little creepy, but very skilled!
the fuck is a seeyah?
>>56477303
WUZ
It's a fucking Sia show. Just play Breathe Me with footage of Steve actually making a great show..
>>56477317
yes
>>56477293
Too fucking true. Remember when Apple used to innovate?
THIS IS INTERESTING
>>56477282
>WHERE IS THE NEW MACBOOK PRO
>>56477276
Turkey isn't third world tho...
>GAY PRIDE FACE PAINT
Why though?
WHAT THE FUCK I HATE THIS OLD HAG
MACBOOKS WHEN
I WANT MARIO ON /MY/ IPHONE NOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>56477303
weare your children
What the fuck is going on
How much longer until the Sony conference blows this one out of the water?
more like see ya!
>go to toilet
>come back
>see this
wtf is this shit
>>56477310
top kek
>>56477274
>>56477306
Kek, knew I recognized that sound from somewhere
>NO U2
IS TIM NO LONGER GAY
What is this degeneracy?
A R T
R
T
>listening to new music in 2016
>>56477184
recent google IO barely had any tech
>>56477295
kek
GONNA WHIP MY BOIS
>orlando shooting
I have no idea who this person is and that's probably because I don't use Beats headphones
>>56477243
>>56477249
retard. it was obviously sia or adele.
Meddie getting thick
this some pedophile luminati shit
TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK TIM KEK
>>56477126
also you forgot the two white homos
and the stupid fuck that opened his jacket to take a picture live
>>56477259
oops, i was wrong
they probably couldnt afford who i was thinking about (or she just plain said "fudge you" to them)
>still shitty music though
>this is now the "one more thing"
I miss Steve every year.
""""""""""""""music""""""""""""""
Do the wireless earbuds come free whn you purchase the phone itself or is it a separate thing?
ABANDON STREAM
wtf is happening
really makes you think...
>>56477306
THIS
what is this hipster bullshit
LET ME KNOW WHEN IT IS OVER
I was expecting so much more
Not even any super dac/amp combo in the 3.5 adapter
this is awful
WHAT
THE
FUCK
What the fuck am I watching?
>>56477307
>>56477308
>>56477309
>>56477311
>>56477323
WHO /leaving for Sony'r press conference/ HERE
literally who?
the hell is she saying
illuminati confirmed
GET HER....
THE GREATEST
IT'S PORN, AND IT'S ART
>$160
JUST
>>56477301
KANYE IS IN THE BUILDING
>says See Ya
>Youtube stream stops
POTTERY
god sia looks like a fucking idiot
WHAT DA FUCK IS DAT THING
apple invented art
>>56477344
>have android
>emulate
I've been doing this shit for years kek apple
>that head movement
kek
What did they mean by this?
EVEN MORE NIGGERS WEW
Show the fucking products don't give a shit about music.
Life is some sort of simulated practical joke, right? Like, I can't take it anymore. Might end it soon.
>>56477329
>All these people pretending not to have heard at least one song by this bitch
Nice edge.
HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
fuck this nig-nog jangle
HAHA OH APPLE HAVE DONE IT AGAIN
what is this thing
>>56477310
You're a gig buy :-DDDDDD
>>56477310
She is a good singer.
>>56477386
You're not fooling anyone, Sony shill. You are still here, after all.
Are all the announcements finished? What was the iphone like?
WHO THE FUCK IS SIA?????
gize why is bjork dressed up like a gay big bird on meth doing ballet?
wtf i hate music now
>I GOT STAMINA
I got serious doubts
>>56477373
separate
Just $159
What, you thought Apple wouldn't charge?
which 2hu is this supposed to be??
>>56477415
an old woman
FUCKING FAGGOTS
KILL THEM ALL
KILL THEM
REEEEEEEEEEE
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
Trying to hide the fact that she's white by covering her up
ISIS would be proud
Guys I looked away from the stream for only a second. What is happening?
>Crowd full of middle aged white men and hipsters
>Implying they want to hear or see this shit
>>56477381
There is a DAC in the adapter
>>56477386
I'M WITH YOU
What
I want to brutally rape that giant bow.
>performed
L I P . S Y N C
WTF
ALL MACS DESPERATELY NEED UPGRADES
STOP PUTTING SO MUCH EFFORT INTO YOUR STUPID WATCH
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
>>56477415
With the crazy setup, I'm going to take a guess and say it might be lady gaga
>modern art
>>56477415
It's a Madoka Magica witch.
>/g/ doesn't know who sia is
wow you niggers really don't pay attention
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""music""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>56477406
There are no more products m8
>>56477415
dont give up
Nice Orgy Apple
INVESTORS LOVE SIA
MACBOOK WHEN
A
C
B
O
O
K
W
H
E
N
>>56477424
A pedo.
its good job she has hair over her eyes so she can't see everyone exiting
>Apple being sold by big investors
JUST
>>56477425
Fucking apple mang
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
holy shit
the darkness consumes me
can I get subtitles
>>56477420
2 CAMERAS
2 SPEAKERS
0 HEADPHONE JACK
>>56476195
Why is everything in the world so terrible except Trump?
This was the most pathetic presentation I have ever seen in my life. Are apple keynotes always like this? This is 2010 Konami levels of garbage. I was expecting some high budget shit but then we get this. I think I have done better presentations at fucking high school.
Are they serious? t
bad romance live looks good
>>56477445
We aren't allowed a new macbook pro anon.
>>56477415
that's a cia
Seriously do people know who this artist is? I've honestly never heard of them before. I thought it was going to be taylor swift or something.
http://www.apple.com/uk/customer-letter/
>>56477448
>>56477415
Apple- full of awful ideas and too much money to say no to intern projects
When will they go under? I'm tired of this shit
>>56477447
it's actually, contemporary art, mom.
>Live Maddie performance
Only thing worth it in this shit conference
WHAT THE FUCK
>>56477420
It was about niggers. Seriously.
>Black female singer
>Half face painted black
>Half face painted white
>White men dancing naked
/pol/ was right again
A Wild SIA appears
>>56477439
>implying they don't want to virtue signal by being so progressive and tolerant of this shit
Why do I want to fuck that children that hard? Did Apple just turned me into a degenerated pedophile?
ENDING SHOW IS A FUCKING GOOK FROM THE FOXCONNS PRODUCTION LINE
THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Someone please summarize quick and short what I missed?
DONT GIVE UP I WONT GIVE UP
>>56477455
lmao
>>56477199
SAUCE
>>56477467
Looks like a semi-major JRPG character.
CP in Apple keynote!!
What's the name of this anime?
>Sia still using wigs and child labor to shill her music because no one wants to see her old druggie face
what the fuck
>>56470751
why is this sticky ?
>>>/fa/
>those bulges
Mute this shit and listen to this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G5Dd1m0X58
tfw I kinda like Sia
>>56477469
Why waste money on keynotes?
iSheep will buy it regardless
>>56477101
Because Apple higherups don't actually like this "diversity" nonsense. It's a company founded by and ran by highly qualified white men where 1/3 of the programmers are Indian.
To avoid having the PC Police hound them into hiring unqualified workforce for the sake of diversity, they orchestrate this diversity-fest once a year.
I actually legit like that phone but if we seriously don't a new Macbook Pro or at least Air I am fucking done with Apple.
song is incredibly good
but what is with sias outfit
and what about this weird art
>>56477415
>>56477415
So, I think that's it.
Apple is now in the same league as Mozilla and Nintendo to me.
I have no faith whatsoever.
>CIA
>ios 10 won't come out till next week
fucks sake
TIME FOR SONY CONFERENCE
TODAY IS LIKE E3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11XjMplfTd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11XjMplfTd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11XjMplfTd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11XjMplfTd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11XjMplfTd4
>>56477463
>the darkness consumes me
too late
>youtube link not showing sia
what gives?
>>56477274
exactly this
my god I just opened the fucking stream and I see some androgynous puppets dancing and some weeaboo singing something shitty kpop
what the fucking fuck apple
i thought you were going to show some tech
Dr Cook, I'm SIA
>>56477490
shitty expensive shit and shitty expensive earpods also steve jobs hologram nbd
>>56470751
what the fuck OP, are you sticking your fingers in your ass? get the apple and its shits out of /g/!
this is catchy
>>56477485
>black
Are you blind? She's Australian
>>56477485
>white girl
>black
Is your screen on?
>>56477485
>Sia
>Black
what?
>>56477482
this
Time for Sony.
That was fun guys, cya next year.
>>56477500
what anime is this
wtf i love google now
>>56477467
Is /a/ like all erect now?
Fuck this non-white jewish propoganda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKiSz2SLlmg
>>56477506
I know that feel, my homo
Also,
>dat playback
>apple keynote
>naked men in a pile on the stage floor
>mainly naked men in body stockings
>apple
> (((music)))
>>56477180
>$159 DOLLARYDOOS
You know the same faggots that buy those shitty Beats headphones are going to buy this crap.
>>56477500
are they all white males on the ground?
>Children having spaz attacks and seizures
WOOWWWW APPLE
>>56477488
you were a pedophile all along
>>56477500
>vlc
What just happened
>>56477469
No. They used to talk about technology and have some kind of dadrock artist from the 60s come and give a performance, it was nice and as a kid I loved them.
This is just garbage.
> Cant charge while listening
J O K E
O
K
E
what the fuck is going on
>>56477547
anything new?
""""""""""music""""""""""
????????????????
The greatest ally?
do people actually pay for apple music tho?
The dancer in the video looks cute
>>56477547
>>56477549
kek
>>56476132
There have been 3 white males shown so far up to the Sia performance.
The first white male was falling into the swimming pool when they announced the IP67 rating.
The two white males shown after this are blatantly effeminate, cuddling on a train in the iPhone closing video.
>>56476791
>>>safespace
>2016 pop music
That was disturbing as fuck
link to sony conference?
>>56477539
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
PLEASE GIVE A WARM ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR
EVANESCENCE
>2 weeks later
>80% of all Iphones are bricked because of a glitch
>>56477553
>tfw bought a new rmbp a couple months ago and got free beats solo wireless 2s for free.
I dodged the bullet
art is dumb
They've got the whole thing recorded.
Everyone who doesn't clap gets put on a list.
>>56476247
GAS GAS GAS
M A K E . I T . S T O P
>>56477490
spying headphones
>>56477547
>>56477549
>>56477553
that's why it's genius
They're going to make so much fucking money
>>56477408
Same here. This gave me cancer, the whole thing from start to finish. I want to die now.
Is that a pride flag?
OYY VEYYY
HOLY FUCK SHE SOUNDS AWFUL
W-what is happening?
Will she present the next macbook in that pile of bodies
can we just have a collective agreement to pretend that the last two hours never happened
Is she crying for gay pride or some shit?
>anotha one
>>56477569
LAMO
RLY
I THINK WE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING THERE
>>56477519
oh shit i didnt even know abut this
>silence
did the new headphones lose bluetooth connection or something
>>56477580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11XjMplfTd4
IIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GONNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>56477543
>3DPD
no
/tv/ is the pedo board
>MFW apple killed android
i need some art bleach after this shit
>>56477530
That is one of the most peaceful looking pictures I have seen in a long time.
this song is bretty gud desu senpai
we team apple now
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU OUTLAW GENOCIDE.
I'm going to the Sony Stream.
I can't watch this anymore.
THIS SHIT IS STILL NOT OVER???
DID SHE JUST CRY A RAINBOW FOR THE GAYS?
Just tuned in. Has this shit really been going on for 2 hours?
wow... really... makes... you... think ... huh....
JUST
makes you think :^)
Who is the best tohou /g/?
>>56477614
miss me yet faggots
>>56477614
same
Youtube link went back in time due to copyright apparently, so no Sia for unsupported browsers.
Summary?
this shit is literally the last straw.
I'm voting for Trump in November now, him nuking the world would probably be a blessing.
>no new macbooks
Are the just going to stop OSX?
3 D
D
L O L I
O
L
I
man her voice sucks live
my ears are bleeding, she's so out of pitch
>>56477620
why is she sad?
no watermelon?
>>56477613
>playstation shit
Oh, thought it would be a general Sony conference.
>>56477614
yfw apple killed 3mm headphone jack
>MUH 140 GAZZILLION
THAT'S A BIG BOW
>Buy our phone don't worry about living in poverty
Wtf is this shit?
I just dont get how people actually pay money for crap like that....
The last good idea a CEO of Apple had, was to refuse treatment for cancer.
And now "one more thing"....
FUCK OF YOU SEXIST PIGS ITS VERY DEEP MUSIC. STOP LISTENING TO PINK FLOYD YOU SEXIST ASSHOLES, ITS NOT DEEP!!!! SIA IS DEEPER!!!
wtf i hate modern art now
PUT THEM DICKS AWAY BOYS
please based shia
make an appearance
>wearing a body suit instead of naked during your interpretative art dance
sellout
>>56477622
enjoy
please
stahp
apple stahp
please
>2016
>art
>AYUHUHE AYHUHEUHE YAAAAAAA
>WON TO TREE WON TO TREEE
>AYYOOHUEHU HEU
>OHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YA HUE
is this pedo bait or what
>>56477651
OH it's still going on jesus christ
>>56477415
> i swear goy, apple is about technological innovation, not fashion
>>56477640
oh god bring him back
This is some bad sound quality..
this is cunnykino
>Maddie
>dancing live
wtf I like apple now
wow she is something awful live
>>56477643
at this point it doesn't really matter what he does
all that matters is he pisses (((them))) off
Am I supposed to be impressed that a dancer can do their job and replicate moves from a music video? Or is this some tech demo I am missing?
>more than one song
>for what purpose
>>56477598
You are watching the gayest event of the whole year, what did you expect.
she can't even hit the own high notes in her song
What.the.FUCK
>>56477657
>The last good idea a CEO of Apple had, was to refuse treatment for cancer.
???
>>56477643
We'll lose
i'm not okay with this
GAHHH MAKE IT STOP
>>56477684
buy some Air Pods then anon
>your browser doesn't support streaming of this event
>used 4 different browsers, none based on chrome
Good.
>>56477613
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11XjMplfTd4
atleast i dont have to meet some retarded requirements to watch this...
>>56477663
He's a white male. Apple products arent for white males.
when are we going to see a new macbook pro?
the apple dual lens can render two Sia performances at the same time
>>56477621
this
>>56477669
kek
What happens if you loose an earbud
this is horrendous, even Maddie can't save it
guess its a sample of their airpods
>>56477645
>OSX
It's called macOS now
>>56477643
>voting for Trump in November now, him nuking the world would probably be a blessing.
this needs to happen, and he should start in Cupertino
DESPERATELY WAITING FOR MUSIC TO END TO SEE IF THERE'S A SURPRISE ONE MORE THING AT THE END
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE BEGINNING OF AN ERA APPLE JOINS GAMING CONFIRMED
IS THIS EVEN LIVE?
I can change the speed.
>>56477686
wtf shes like 12
>>56477666
>stahp
>A 3rd song
Whyyyyyyyy
>>56477571
i do.
>>56477708
never ever
I just want him back.
>>56477402
But then you won't get le Wii theme.
>>56477713
>spoiler
>>56477724
same
2spooky
>>56477663
>from the makers of JUST DO IT
MY EARS MAKE IT STAPPPP
ON MY DICK
>>56477705
Use Edge.
>>56477715
You have to pay another $159.
>>56477715
Buy a new set, goy.
>>56477715
You buy more.
i just went to make a sandwich and this shit is still going on
what the fuck
fuck me the pedo bait is strong, you can literally see the nipples through the clothing
what is this SHIT
>>56477640
I'm glad he's not alive to see Tim Cuck ruin his company
lmao she's to ugly to show her face
>>56477645
This was always a month behind iphone event, faggot
>>56477724
HERE IS THE END...
>>56477708
hopefully after few hours of the """""""""art""""""""
>that one guy getting up and starting to leave
>>56477727
CAREFUL ANON!
YOU MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY INVENT TIME TRAVEL
>>56477727
>that face
remove demon
>>56477746
A Y Y Y . L M A O
>>56477729
Was. Nos is like 14^, enought :^)
Cameraman tripped. Oops.
Nintendo nintendo, lama sabachthani?
>no one more thing
I HATE YOU APPLE
>>56477168
Given most people are changing phones on a 2-year cycle that's less than the phone would cost straight up anyway but you get the newest one every year for the same price you'd pay for the one you use for 2 years
Thank god it's over.
>that camera work
>One last thing
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>56477727
APPLE INVENTED TIME TRAVEL
>to your right
>see ya
>>56477669
>>56477656
>>56477614
>to your right
>points to his right
>>56477715
What do you think? You will buy a new pair for 159 dollars you cuck.
>all these new apple inventions
>>56477409
No seriously, never heard of her.
I rate it a D-
>nintendo shilling during an apple conference
Has the world not gone to shit enough? They need to force mario into a fucking apple conference? Jesus christ this cancer.
>>56477777
CHECKD
that dancer is cute af
Wait, that was it?
Commiefornia needs to be nuked.
It's for the good of all mankind.
wtf i hate apple now
>MUH FEELS
IT ALL COMES
TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
SEE YA SIA!
>>56477777
checked
>to your right
>points to their left
one more thing used to be good
IT'S OVER ALREADY
>>56477773
/etc/init.d daemon stop
>X-MEN APOCALYPSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11XjMplfTd4
WE SONY CONFERENCE NOW
PS4 SLIM
PS NEO
>>56477657
>The last good idea a CEO of Apple had, was to refuse treatment for cancer
I came here to feel sad anon
It's over? What's the next conference to look forward to now?
>>56477760
how old is she?
Seriously, no new macbooks.
Apple is serious about this.
See ya
>one more thing
>apple are partnering with blacked.com for 1080p streaming direct to your devices
>access to all their content for free, for all users
APPLE
HASNT
INNOVATED
SINCE
JOBS
DIED
>to your right
>points to the left
>no real changes in the watch
>no real changes in the phone
>no one more thing
fuck apple, time for sony now
>>56477715
would you?
>MEMBERS OF THE PRESS
>cya
>That loli ass at the end
STOP WITH NINTENDO SHIT
FINALLY IT'S OVER
wait so is it over?
Repost this image in 5 other threads or she'll come to your bedroom tonight and tickle your prostate
>>56477816
kek
Wait thats it?
>>56477772
Spoopy
>>56477824
It's ogre, it's all ogre...
>>56477824
sony
I've had the thread open since the beginning. I'm impressed, I expected a higher RAM usage.
THAT WAS FUN!
>>56477822
Ty for reminder
>>56477640
Yes, please return to us Steve, save us from Tim Cuck.
never buy da shiet
I swear if this phone is still 1080p
>>56477826
There is never new macbooks in September
Fuck I've never smiled so much because of a thread. This shit was glorious
New Macbooks when?
>>56477829
>imblying apple ever innovated
>>56477824
new macbooks and new apple pay countries in october
>>56477837
yes, maybe I'd wait a year or so, but yes
literally £700
>>56477760
Post pics
Meddie Ziegler was the best part
5/10
not impressed with today
just cash grab announcements
would rather get a cheaper 6s
>>56477729
Not even yet, when that video was shot.
>>56477866
anything over 1080p is a waste of battery life. you literally can't tell the difference.
PLAYSTATION STREAM STARTING ON TWITCH
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>56477640
His grave must be powering the new apple HQ
is it over? I just opened the fucking stream and it was full of dancing faggots in tights
like I kinda expected, though
>>56477866
they would have shoved it in your face if it was different
>>56477861
Its a rolling Sticky Anon.
>>56477837
She looks like she has down syndrome
>>56477837
Maybe just a blowjob
>>56477871
There are "Never new macbooks" at any event they've held this year, and this is their last fucking event.
Fuck off, you're too far gone into your apple shill hole.
>>56477880
Are you joking? Just check how often "Apple invented" is written in this thread. If that isn't telling then I don't know what is.
>>56477861
VOTE FOR TRUMP
MAKE APPLE GREAT AGAIN
so 1080p still?
GUYS IS THE LIVE EVENT OVER ALREADY
PLS RESPOND
JUST tuning in, can someone sum up the shit show?
SONY IS STARTING NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11XjMplfTd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11XjMplfTd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11XjMplfTd4
will the phone be able to compute shallow depth of field for video, or just photos?
>>>/v/351064025
GET U ASS IN HERE
how long till vod is available?
>>56477826
AT LEAST AT E3 SONY HAS THE GODDAMN RESPECT TO GIVE YOU A REACHAROUND IN THE FORM OF A PROMO VIDEO
WHY CANT APPLE HAVE PLAYED A UPCOMING PRODUCTS VIDEO DURING THE SIA SONG AND JUST SAID YES WE HAVE MACBOOKS, YES WE HAVE IPAD2 WHAT THE FUCK I AM LEGIT ANGRY
>>56477500
>>56477910
>>56477929
you didn't miss much, that was about the gist of it
>>56477928
can't respond, watching Sony
>>56477902
It's probably responsible for global warming.
>no headphone jack
No thanks. I will take my chances with the exploding Galaxy Note 7 before I buy a crummy iPhone.
SONY THREAD HERE:
>>56477895
>>56477895
>>56477895
>>56477895
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS VOICE
Sony's Playstation livestream thread!!
>>56477895
>>56477895
>>56477895
>>56477895
>>56477914
>Missing the point where I said that I had it open since the beginning
The old posts are shown as deleted. But still loaded as long as I don't refresh.
>>56476935
PC MASTER RACE
>>56477921
>Prozess beenden
>>56477415
a colorful lampshade
>Literally nothing interesting in the keynote.
Ok.
>>56477961
>>56477958
nobody cares retarded sonyggers
when were the dancing lolis in the conference?
Well this pretty much confirms I will be getting a V20
Any other phones I should wait for?
>>56477948
kek
>>56477918
tru some of us were thinking they would announce the pro because of MacOs releasing. Fuck wheres the fucking blue pill?
>>56476056
I lost one. I made a necklace of the other.
I miss unlimited post stickies.
>>56477888
Remind me again why everything is x99 $ ?
>>56477981
At the end.
>>56477866
Why would you need more than 1080 on a 5.5 inch screen?
so nothing on apple what dell did meanwhile I missed
>>56477571
My parents do :^)
>>56478010
of the apple one?
>$299
>299 euros
Murricunts are such entitled cunts
guys
>>56478029
Yes.
>>56478038
WITNESSED
>>56478005
Psychological marketing.
>>56477929
That guy who just said niggers... thats like legit the fucking summary of this keynote... full of fucking niggers
WHERE'S MY HAIR FORCE ONE
>>56478038
no fucking way that is real
>>56478002
same here anon
So fucking expensive in Europe holy shit
meanwhile at htc and lumia stocks..
EVERYONE GET IN HERE
>>>/v/351064025
>>56478041
>watching youtube
>it's nowhere to be seen
??
>>56477957
>they're too retarded to use an adapter that's literally included in the box
wow
>>56476876
Kek this
>>56478018
I WANT MUH 2K DISPLAY DAMMIT
>yfw I was thinking about buying an iPhone before seeing this and remembering how fucking loathsome Apple is.
>>56478038
holy fuck
I could get a V20 + 512GB SD + some $400 headphones for that
>>56478038
us or canada
>>56478073
How can people still claim that the Euro is Worth more than the dollar when you can buy less for a fucking Euro than you can for a dollar?
>>56478019
i know that mr robot has a "we r ligun" rep on /g/ but that is literally the evil corp logo
>>56478038
APPLEL IS DEAD AND FINISHED
So nothing about the Macbooks? Not even a new Macbook model that is not a gimped anorexic Macbook Air? Fuck this I'm going home
>>56478038
Are these straya prices?
>>56478038
fake, you can't even order yet
>>56478073
that's what you get for fucking with Apple's taxes
SELL YOUR APPLEL STOCK
SELL YOUR APPLEL STOCK
SELL YOUR APPLEL STOCK
SELL YOUR APPLEL STOCK
>>56478168
Go look yourself bitch
>>56477929
Remove headphone jack
big.LITTLE
dual camera so the bump now takes up half the width
racemixing
black version of the phone
blacker version of the phone
low end model is now 32GB with the next size being 128GB
"dancing" loli
>>56478073
Even more expensive here senpai
>7500 sek = 790 euro = 889 usd
>8800 sek = 928 euro = 1043 usd
>>56478038
Nope.
>>56478168
>>56478136
kek that's the vibe im getting too gonna make a thread
>>56478135
this daily thought was sponsored by jayden smith
>>56477727
DON'T! THAT MAKES MUSTARD GAS!
Wait till the 'tards who know shit and still think that iPhone rulLeZzzz
>>56477948
kek but true
>>56478095
It happened. Scroll up in this thread.
stream over? just got here
>>56478096
> adapters
>>56478038
>Needing financing for a phone
Holy shit just buy a $350 OnePlus 3
>>56478038
i think im gonna vomit
>>56478255
>MUSTARD GAS
>>56478315
fucking lmao
>>56478285
Yes and it was a shitshow. We ps4stream now.
>>56478285
Yes.
>>56478128
canada. 969 for us. this is bullshit.
>>56478321
s'what i've got and it's fucking brilliant. fuck apple, shysters
>>56478227
hd pictures of loli now
Why Apple puts only niggas on the presentations?
>>56478315
TOP KEK
>>56478379
RACIST BIGOT REEEEEEE
>>56477929
>iPhone has a camera bulge
>No other redesign at all
>"Most customers use payment plans"
>Nintendo finally publishes a social game on a mobile platform
>Base model got a bump to 32GB
>Loli in tights
>>56477448
being meguca is suffering
Just use the bundled adapter. Why would you want that to be inside the device to begin with?
WHY THE FUCK DOES CANADA NOT HAVE THE UPGRADE PROGRAM
FUCKING TELECOMS RAPISTS AGAIN
>CHINA FIRST
AAAAH
SELL YOUR APPLEL STOCK
SELL YOUR APPLEL STOCK
SELL YOUR APPLEL STOCK
SELL YOUR APPLEL STOCK
>>56478379
Why do you care, honestly? Are you afraid of something?
tezt
>>56478435
>chinks BTFO of Canacucks
Aren't you used to it, being a Cuck and all?
>>56478447
Just curious
>>56478431
2012 mac pro didn't have a Blu-ray reader or a GOOD audio/video capture interface
>>56478135
Oh wow
>>56478444
trips confirm
>>56478379
Part of a wider Jewish plot. Negroes are just poor pawns in their plan against the white man.
stream died link were
>>56477640
Not even Jobs can get peace from the evil he created
>>56477340
HAHAHHHHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHH
>>56478492
its fucking bullshit
the telecoms are blocking it
you could power the entire eastern seaboard by hooking it up to steve job's grave right now
you could power the entire eastern seaboard by hooking it up to steve job's grave right now
>>56478431
kek this is already reality :(
>>56478625
>>56478632
HMMMMM
>>56477977
i was so bored and disappointed. honestly Tim looked adn sounded sad himself too
we got a stickey?!?!?! unheard of
DOOM 5
>DOOM 5
>>56478356
That's cheaper though? Seems like sweden is the most expensive country in the world for the iphone.
>airpods
will it work with linux
WHERE
ARE
THE
LOLI
STILLS
I love the new iPhone 7
>>56478740
what
>>56478727
that's right for 'em cucks
Absolute madmen.
>>56478728
airpods use a proprietary protocol, so why don't you take a guess?
>>56478781
Kek
>>56478781
I-I-IT'S OKAY WHEN APPLE DOES IT!!!
>>56478785
i mean will someone reverse engineer it soonish
https://youtu.be/MLmjq5irr4o?list=PLQaZbkng6VQ1fgd6ii3YCGWFAZb5CPKo8
>>56477957
>exploding phone
>have to use adapter to use your shitty 3rd party headphones to listen vaporwave or whatever the fuck it is
kill yourself
Why do I hope they go 180 and add back headphone jack on 7S?
>>56478781
>>56478808
>>56478811
and nokia did it 5 years ago
KILL YOURSELF APPLE MARKETERS
>>56478431
This has always bothered me. If you buy a workstation computer, why would you want it to be in a tiny box with no upgradeability? I get why they would do this with the phones, the laptops, the iMacs, but why on earth would they do this to their high-end workstation?
I D I D I T A L L
https://www.apple.com/iphone-7/specs/
Is this seriously the spec page? Many specs such as ram, the actual cpu specs, and the actual battery capacity are outright missing. This reads like a marketing brochure instead of a spec sheet, does anyone have an actual useful spec sheet for this device?
>>56478890
>he thinks normal people upgrade computers
you've been browsing /g/ for too long, normal people buy a laptop and when it gets slow they throw it out and buy a new one.
>>56478946
Quad core processor, only thing I remember
>>56478946
why do you need one. the storage is there anything else literally doesn't matter
>>56478946
>https://www.apple.com/iphone-7/specs/
Normies think in hours not milliAmphours anon. Apple have always catered this way and put things not in actual definable technical terms but wobbly ones normals understand.
>>56470751
I think we can all agree that with today apple is finished, there's no way even people retarded enough to buy apple products in the past will accept having no audio jack
>>56476718
Fucking get out of MY /g/ and fuck off to >>/pol/
>>56478959
The Mac Pro is NOT for normal people though
>>56478855
Bitch I use a $150 pair of Beyerdynamic cans. You can take your shitty Apple headphones and shove them up your ass.
>>56478946
apple is a fashion company, not a tech company. if you want specs, check elsewhere
>>56478991
>there's no way even people retarded enough to buy apple products in the past will accept having no audio jack
That's were you're wrong, comrade.
>>56478818
dafuq
>>56478984
>I determine what matters!
>>56478890
I'm more bothered by the fact that they could've made it mATX(although that would still be dumb since that's not the purpose of a workstation) and used standard components while still making it small and attractive. I can't imagine businesses are very happy with the decision and it's curious that there hasn't been a refresh yet.
What did they mean by this?
>>56477957
Jacks do nothing but cuck progress, why do you want to keep living in 2016 instead of hopping forward
>>56479066
> Can I have your boipussy?
Is there a tl;dr of all the new """features""" and """"improvements""""?
>>56479066
why did apple underscore those words?
>>56478946
Apple appeals to cancerous normies
>>56479066
avocodos
pico de gallo (onions, salt, tomatoes, serrano chiles)
lime juice
cilantro
more salt and pepper
it ain't hard ya cunt
>>56479066
I know who's behind this.
1k replies
Kys all of you
>>56479066
>What did they mean by this?
Slow and steady wins the race.
I wouldn't mind the no 3.5mm jack thing so much if it didn't mean that I can't charge and listen to music at the same time.
The included adapter kind of cancels out obsoletion of my current headphones though.
>>56479074
Serial ports and other old shit has been abandoned because BETTER shit replaced them.
This is not a good replacement for 3.5.
>>56478073
>>56479066
>apple maps
is this shit actually good yet? I'm pretty sure google maps is still the first thing everyone downloads right?
>>56478059
Does it actually work? I never say 99 to anything I buy and round it up in my head automatically.
Seems like a marketing meme that actually does fuckall.
So this....is the power of Apple....Woah
So since the new audio port is digital how are they converting it into analog in the included 3.5 adapter? Did they put a dac in a tiny space? It must sound like shit
God fucking damn how can a company with such shitty designs be so big
>>56479210
Yeah these are perfect for Apple, expensive pointless shit everyone will quickly lose and have to replace
>>56478315
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>56478997
Right right, they buy new shit BEFORE anything slows down.
>can't charge and listen to music at the same time unless you have Bluetooth earphones
Is apple dumb as shit? People listen to music all the time while their phone is charging.
>>56479130
DON'T! THIS MAKES MUSTARD GAS!
Wanted to be part of a 1000+ thread.
Move along.
>>56479210
Lose them within 30 minutes,
That'll be another 160 dollars please
>>56479265
>People listen to music all the time while their phone is charging.
lol no they don't, if they are 100% of the time the phone is on speaker
>>56479210
haven't those faggots gotten tired of
> Magical
yet?
it rings so hollow and artificial after the master con-artist Jobs bit it.
>>56479274
>not having mustard gas on your pinedog
>>56479265
that.
Maybe 3rd parties will make an adapter that can do that ?
Otherwise, dealbreaker for me.
>>56479241
>pointless
>>56478983
You mean the Chip
>>56479130
Pico usually has cilantro in it already
>>56479241
The shape of those earbuds doesn't even stay in the ear
>>56479210
I was literally thinking during the keynote of how Jamal is probably rubbing his grubby little mitts together in joy of how easy it will b to get his hands on $160. Just walk up behind some guy using them, grab them and run.
Also people already can't handle small things, watch people lose one of them and be forced to buy another pair. It's like lost socks all over again.
>>56479210
FUTURE'S HERE BOYS
Fucking hell...that's 1225 euro / 1377 USD.
Why the fuck are mods deleting every post in this thread?
BRO I JUST LOST MY AIRPOD DID YOU SEE IT BRO IM SERIOUS THAT SHIT COST ME 80$ DID YOU TAKE MY AIRPOD BRO IT MUST HAVE FALLEN OUT OF MY EAR CHECK UNDER THE COUCH BRO
IF YOU TOOK MY AIRPOD I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'LL KILL YOU BRO WAIT WAIT HOLD UP HOLD UP I PUT THEM ON THE TABLE BY YOUR CHIPS BRO WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH MY AIRPODS BRO DID YOU THROW THEM AWAY BRO WHAT WHERE ARE THEY THEN THAT SHIT COST ME 80$ IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU DONT GIVE ME MY 80$ AIRPODS BRO
>>56479357
>being this new
>>56479265
Especially when you consider how often iphone users charge their phones.
>>56479237
Maybe the lightning port can run in some kind of fallback analog mode when the adapter is connected using the same internal DAC it uses for the speakers?
The wireless gear all has their "w1" chip thing so I suppose that does DAC too.
>>56479357
They're censoring the truth man
>>56479357
Because you're a newfag.
Post limit is 1000, so old post are deleted to make space for new ones, you double nigger.
>>56479306
they are pointless, not having a wire that prevents you from losing them and provides stable sound is pointless
>>56476792
Nexus 6p says what up
>>56476848
I thought slavery was not legal nowadays.
>>56479074
3.5mm jacks work fine. Lightning port is an inferior connection and it means fewer things can be plugged in at once. This is no surprise though, because Apple is the company that says you only need one mouse button.
>>56478781
HTC is the real innovation company out there.
>First Dual camera
>First black aluminum
>First headphones through USB-C (AND a headphone jack)
>>56479353
I didn't just kek - I készüléked
>>56479406
Fuck, I've been browsing here for years and I didn't know that, fuck me. The thing is don't threads reach their bump limit before that? Which Id why I've never seen a thread get that many replies.
>>56479436
>do stuff 'first' (industry develops as a whole) in a half-assed way
>muh true innovators
>>56479381
in 2 generations they'll be like $40/ea and probably included in the box with phone.
Shit takes time to grow, compare the iPhone original to the 7, it's nowhere near the same beast. I don't think the original could even take still photos.
>>56479406
When was that implemented? Sticky threads used to grow without bound.
>>56476968
Gay, No straight men rest their head on another man's shoulder.
Why haven't I seen pics of the bottom ports of the phone? Is apple hiding something.
>>56479430
>Jack-enslaved dumb bunny poster
I'm not really surprised really
Jack lovers are cucks
>>56479399
That makes it even dumber, removing the jack but leaving the dac inside
>>56479430
>more is better
>>56479449
Because this thread is a sticky you triple giga-nigger, if you've been here for years, you must of at least seen one stickied thread during some event or special occasion.
>>56479472
idk, maybe Hiroshimoot has something to do with this.
2 nukes weren't enough.
>>56479510
I did, i remember the Ian murdock one, but I never saw a thread get 1000+ replies.
>tim cook punches every iphone user in the front row in the face
>says "what are you gonna do, buy an android?"
>apple users thinking they're not trapped
Why dis stickyd?
Also Checkem
im post 1000
>>56479573
Cause popular threads such as these are stickied so that duplicate threads aren't constantly made in order to avoid the topic being removed by lack of posts.
>>56479482
>Is apple hiding something.
Certainly not an audio jack.
>>56479581
Not anymore tripfag
>>56479581
no I'm post 1000
>>56479499
This
the only inputs you should have are:
- a movable tap button like a mouse but cheaper
-ctrl
-alt
-dlt
-power button
as for outputs: 32x32 pixel screen, 8 bit speakers
Anything more is just junk
>>56479464
Hearing aids work because they stay in the ear. They even have implants for that now.
These things will be a hassle to keep track of, they'll be constantly lost, stepped on and fall in toilets ect. What's really fucking terrible about this is that consumers won't even have a choice. When they inevitably lose them or break them they'll have to be replaced
and that's why greedy apple jews are doing it
>>56479496
>That makes it even dumber, removing the jack but leaving the dac inside
Well they can't COMPLETELY rid the phone of a DAC. I mean how else would the onboard speakers work then?
Their argument for removing the jack is that its single purpose, while the lightning is multipurpose so it is more economical for the space. I would have loved Tim Kek if he made the bold announcement of two lightning ports on the 7+ along with the two cameras. But Tim "Oneport" Cuck would never let that happen.
Expecting the new Macbook Pro to probably also have a one post.
>>56479617
>Well they can't COMPLETELY rid the phone of a DAC. I mean how else would the onboard speakers work then?
Oh right, i use them so little i legitimately forgot phones have onboard speakers
>>56479499
NO BUTTONS
>>56479074
The fact that Apple devices still use ports at all is a testament to their hypocrisy. If they want to truly be innovative then we need wireless charging devices with no ports.
>removing Bluetooth
>calling it progress
Bluetooth wireless connections is how shit should have gone, not ebin proprietary shit
>>56479617
>single purpose
what about square?
>>56479485
>>56479652
I don't use my phone as a phone either
>>56479677
Wireless charging has to not suck first. It's incredibly weak and slow right now.
>>56479679
I think the "airpods" work over bluetooth
>>56479652
>Oh right, i use them so little i legitimately forgot phones have onboard speakers
You may not listen to music on them in public or watch video on your phone (people who play music out loud in public are fags anyway), but even then I thing onbaord speakers are really important for calls/notifications and alarms. I'm a pretty heavy sleeper so nice loud speakers are a godsend for me.
Just ordered five new iPhone 7, one for each family member. Will donate the iPhone 6 to the poor.
>>56479704
>>56479677
what if you could set your phone on a pad connected to your computer, right
and then it charged
but it also establishes a connection to transfer files
I dont know how to code or make a phone but i have ideas and they will get me far in life
[nospoilers]it works for indie game devs[/lolnospoilers]
>>56479733
>>56479704
It's good enough for overnight charging, which is good enough since iPhones last at least a "whole" 12 hour "day"
>>56479760
It's called a usb cord
>>56479689
Wouldn't the device be severely limited since it can only send analog signals? Using a lightning post would possibly make this device even smaller.
Also I wouldn't be surprised if this and other such devices are still compatible over the new adapter.
>>56479608
>having wires sticking out your pocket, getting caught on something and they get ripped out your ears
Idk this just doesn't seem like a very 2016 thing, but I agree there are issues with earpods as a design.
Also, whoever said some shit about people stealing them, if you're using your iphone people are gonna steal that rather than reach in a neckbeards sweaty greasy ears to grab their earpods.
>>56479760
You can already transfer files over wifi/bt so that's not a problem, especially for technically illiterate Apple consumers.
>>56479785
But USB is 20 years old, we need to advance
:^)
>>56470751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6I-IKYEVMI
>>56479771
My experience with it was that placing the phone on it in just the right way and not knocking it off was more effort than just plugging the damn thing in.
>>56479809
Transfer power over wifi
Make Tesla proud
>>56479456
Whats a half-assed in aluminum black or headphones through USB-C you fuckin iFaggot
>>56479820
>may show fine micro abrasions
>>56479820
>merchants tell us the phone will lose its environmental protection in about 8 months
>also environmental protection not covered
>show off your waterproof phone to your friends!
>>56479834
Is that even possible via packets? I've always wondered about electricity but never gotten into it.
>>56479581
>GET OUT PIECE OF SHIT TRIPPYFAGGOT
Any kind anon that can to sum up this conf ?
>>56478781
> HTC
where is optical zoom?
When is the best time to buy a used iPhone 6sPlus? Will people be selling them soon
>no headphone jack
Nobody is actually going to buy this shit right?
>>56477295
APPLE GETS BLACKED.COM
>>56478005
So they can say it is less than a round number.
>less than $700!
>>56479925
My sweet summer child
I will have a healthy laugh when a customer comes in to fix his Iphone 7 screen within days of its release around here.
It's been true since Iphone 4. I can't believe you fucky people are with thousand dollar purchases.
>>56479925
It's the worst idea I've ever seen them make.
>>56479436
Except they weren't the first company to come out with dual-cameras? What happened to LG and Nokia?
Maybe HTC being the first company to make a decent dual-camera though, sure.
>>56479922
Well duh.
>>56479880
Idk why they even announced this desu, until it's properly waterproof it can suck a dick.
Not to mention the apple watch still can't be taken in the shower because the water pressure is higher than when swimming.
>>56479942
But the actual price is listed next to it, making the distinction useless as everyone knows 1 dollaridoo is fuckall in comparison.
>>56479892
Photons are packets, so why not?
what's the battery life for the wireless earphones pls respong
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>>56479945
>iphone 7 gets a battery recall too
>>56479993
5 hours
No I'm not joking.
I'm going to make a fortune from picking up earphones off the street.
>>56479987
And what, exactly, is electricity, in binary terms?
>>56479993
not long enough
>>56479984
consumerism only works on idiots, hence the people that fall of that shit
>>56479892
possible yes
in a sense of actually doing it in a reasonable timespan without wasting shitloads of energy? no
If Steve Jobs were still here, what kind of stuff do you imagine they'd be producing right now?
>>56480010
Does it have activity tracking tho? The closest thing at this form factor and battery life is that Bragi thing sans activity tracker and it runs for 6 hours.
What is the true reason for removing the 3.5 jackymack
>>56480060
An ipod with a 3.5mm jack
>>56479353
>>56479448
WHAT ARE YOU? POOR????
Just visit your local Telekom, sign up for a 48 month lease and give them your first born son. ITS NOT THAT EXPENSIVE!
>>56479436
> want to buy HTC 10
> it's fuuucking expensive at every vendor, even at shady gsm shops
> it's nowhere to be found at carriers (they only have the 8 and 9 ... wtf?)
How can HTC fuck up so badly?
>>56480048
see
>>56480042
What does electricity break down into digitally? Can it be digitized? I've never pondered these things and need to know more.
>>56480010
wow
impressive!
take my money!
>>56480069
Activity tracking? You mean like a step counter or something? I'm pretty sure they're literally just the regular apple earbuds but wireless, so no.
WHY APPLE ENDORSE NIGGERS IN THEIR AD CAMPAIGN???
>>56477067
gloss white looks cheap as shit senpai
>>56479993
MAXIMUM 5 hours.
Probably like 3 if you use any volume.
Less than that within a year.
>>56479820
> jet black
they should not have released that color then.
steve jobs is rolling in his grave.
> water
that's fine.
water resistance is fine, but I hope some vendors will keep replaceable batteries.
> optical zoom
I love this, maybe we will see it on other flagships now too. I fucking missed this. I mean, no matter how good the camera was, every time I had to take a pic from some far thing, it was all blurred up/unreadable.
Finally a good innovative stuff.
>>56480042
>binary electricity
The phone will have 0 level voltage, the wifi will have 1 level voltage
no phone can achieve a 1 level voltage, so it will always be 1 and 0 from the wifi, so the voltage will flow to the phone and charge it
>>56480110
wat
People came in droves for the white 4S.
>>56479815
AC is over 100 years old. We need to advance.
>>56479902
Just open the iphone 7 page, it tells you everything.
>>56480103
They are """ proud """.
>>56479456
dogshit androne on suicide watch
>>56480142
AC was made by Tesla, and he was 200 years ahead of his time, so we're good
>>56477715
People are freaking out about this, but I fail to see how it is any different from a pair of regular wired earbuds, you can lose those too. Just don't lose your shit
However
>implying I would ever buy wireless earbuds
I'm good, thanks, bluetooth a fucking shit as a general rule.
>>56480122
>steve jobs is rolling in his grave.
the same steve jobs who release ipod nanos that ended up like pic related?
>optical zoom
yeah only 2x though :/
>>56480132
No, how do you transfer electricity via wifi? What is it packaged into and sent as? you need to explain this to me and not just say "well just send electricity via wifi" because it has to be, well, sent via wifi, so how the fuck do you think that would happen? Can you digitize electricity?
>>56480141
which is clearly why they continued that color lmao
>>56480010
But you're wrong. It's 5 hours for some other wireless earphones, not the ones he's probably asking about (the ones from Apple). Those last ~24 hours. According to them.
>>56480121
literally every single bluetooth headphone with a similar form factor has around 5 hours of battery.
>>56480122
kill yourself
>>56480179
>you can lose one side of your earbuds that are wired together
>>56480189
not him, but i imagine you could build some kind of magical device into the reciever
>>56480224
I knew Android users are retarded, but god damn. You're on a whole new level. How do you even manage to fill out the CAPTCHA.
>>56480224
based farah
>>56480203
The earphones last 5 hours on a single charge and the case is how you charge them, the case has enough battery to last 24 hours.
>>56480200
>No more headphone jack
>Their wireless earbuds look awful
>They cost $150 + tax
Anybody who buys this is literally retarded.
someone explain why miyamoto is there?
>>56479771
>:"wireless" charging
still has to maintain a constant contact patch that is basically fixed to a surface.
>wow what a quality technology
>>56480189
if you can make Jiffy Pop with a radar dish, you can charge a phone with one too with a special receiver
>>56480285
>No more headphone jack
it comes with an adapter to the lightning port whats the problem
>the wireless earbuds look awful
they look like apple earpods without the wires... wat
>muh im poor
okay
>>56480306
>special receiver
Called?
>>56480315
>it comes with an adapter to the lightning port whats the problem
now put it in your pocket and go for a run
>>56480315
they are really fucking expensive for what they do though
>>56480224
I think that the point at issue is just losing shit in general.
"I'm gonna lose this item because I'm clumsy" is not a very good argument against a piece of technology IMO.
>>56480060
>>56480076 desu senpai
THe ipod classic would never have left, the lightning port would probably be out.
The big things would be lack of a camera bump, simple things like making a female connecter for the apple pencil, not the retarded idea that apple came up with, a normal battery pack that doesn't look like the phone is morphing into a monster, having the charging cable for magic mouse at a normal place, so you can still use it while it charges.
The bluetooth headphones would probably be better -- maybe having them connected, or the option to plug them in or go wireless. And the Google Doc thing that Apple just brought out would have been around at the same time as Google. Fucking retards
>>56480268
>can't tell the difference between matte grey and gloss white
>>56480301
As opposed to the dying cords and dying ports. Yeah, it's progress. I'll tell you, my android wireless charger works great.
>>56480285
To be fair, they claim that the phone is 2x faster than the 6, the camera is better, it has stereo speakers that are apparently going to be loud as fuck, etc. None of this means that removing the headphone jack was a good idea, but there are still other new features with the phone.
>>56480345
You can use the new Apple Watch for that.
>>56480315
>Don't want to spend 150 bucks on earbuds = poor
Okay.
>>56480396
i don't see what's fair to your senses
all i see is the typical apple innovation jewing
let's wait for marquess brownlees review
>>56480219
So the concept is flawed at its very core?
Gotcha.
>>56480391
>this desperate to prove himself
>"I have good thing but you take my word for it. fa-faggot"
>>56480315
The adapter takes space and using it while being active will suck.
>>56480436
"i listen to music for 40 hours non stop."
>>56480400
kek
it's funny how the iphone 7 uses Japan Displays cheapo neo ips screens.
yet people will pay a grant for it
ok apple might cailbrate the shit out of this display but still.. why not fucking amoled and dominate entirely?
>>56480340
>called?
Whatever the hell they called it in the 1800s when Tesla built them
>>56470751
>Advertised as water resistant
>Water damage not covered in warranty
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, thanks apple
>>56480463
Godly strawman anon.
Where is the loli?
Anyone got any info on dark mode? Does it exist?
>>56479353
woah, 377,990 feet
that's pretty high
>>56480476
Literally no one that offers water RESISTANCE has warranty which covers it.
>>56480476
At least unlike Samsung
>Advertised as Water resistant in certain conditions
>Not actually water resistant in those certain conditions
is the conference already over ?
>>56480523
it was over before it even started
Well the secret truth is that Apple just made a brilliant business decision to damn near monopolize the audio accessories for the world's most famous phone. People are now forced to buy their proprietary headphones or their Beats (a fucking division of Apple) OR use the "obsolete" technology that is an 1/8th inch cable.
"Whether or not it's fair, fuck you, you'll buy it" has been Apple's core tenet for some time. And it's not uncommon to hear the rich consumer joke about being Apple's bitch.
>>56479430
pff, if you want to charge your phone and listen to music at the same time, all you need is the affordable $160 Apple(R) AirPods(tm), available at your local Apple(R) store, probably
>>56480535
lmao
>>56480523
>already
It started 4 hours ago
>>56480544
>using a phone while charging
you're the reason we hear about battery fires
>>56480576
your phone heats up playing music?
>>56480607
not anymore
>>56480470
Pixel shape
>>56480028
>I don't pay for really anything that I download. I have ways around it ;)
WOW GUISE HE LEEGIN
HE ELET HAXOR
>>56480688
Who is this 4chan?
>>56480678
pff, apple did "just fine" in the mid-90's without steve
>>56480542
>lightning to 3.5mm port adapter included in the box
>>56480729
Attack of the clones.
>>56480729
yeah
they didnt bring him back because they almost bankrupted themselves
no
>>56480732
they have a dozen micro jews that saw the cord from the inside after 3 months so you have to buy a new one and prolonged use will rub toxins on your skin that turn you into a reptilian
calling it
Guys I have un question
Would it have been possible to simply add a couple of poles to the standard 3.5mm jack to provide power for noise-cancelling? Like they add a 4th pole for microphones?
>>56477063
triggered
>be apple user
>phone discharged
>I'll just sit down and listen to music while it's charging
>plug phone in
>get out my single airpod (lost the other one when I was at jamals place)
>it's discharged too
>get out my other apple earphones
>realize I can't charge while listening to music
>ehh, listening to music while charging is bad for phones.
>Play my rap music at full volume from the speakers as people passing by keep glancing at me
>they must be jealous of my iphone 7
>>56477063
>>56479353
>378k huf
>>56480815
>>56479381
what anime is this
>>56480732
Yes, and that will be perceived by the customer as "obsolete" and "ugly", so they will immediately go buy some wireless headphones from the apple store.
>>56480857
the one where the girl calls the police
So what are your guys problems with the new iphone?
>>56479353
MENNYIRE BESZOPTUK
They might sell a Lightning™ Y splitter
Lightning/3.5 to lightning
>>56480876
hot
fucking £720 for the base 7 plus. jesus fuck could apple be any more jewish.
>>56480784
That'd be even worse. The standard audio jack is standardized, Even the ones with more poles for microphone + controls.
>>56480893
Y splitters and Y joiners so you can play to headphones and two sets of airbuds from your phone while charging it
>>56480887
it's shit
>>56480911
DUDE INNOVATION LOL
>>56480925
>The standard audio jack is standardized
really?
I really hope people don't buy this shit.
>>56479963
HTC was, as they made the EVO 3D.
>>56480949DUDE
U MEMES
D E LMAO
E M M
E A
S O
Just got back from the PS4 shitshow, so what's the selling point for apple this year?
>>56480966
I already preordered 7
>>56480996
are you ok anon
>>56480949
fuck i remember back when £400 was ridiculous for a flagship, you could strap 2 oneplus 3's together and get double the performance, double the storage, double everything, and still have change for duct tape to tape them together.
>>56480998
"INNOVATION"
As in "The HRE was holy, roman, and an empire."
>>56481025
>>56480996
>>56480908
>>56480857
>>56480841literally all me
>not a single white male in the entire presentation
Guess this product isn't for me.
>>56480998
it's $400, pretty great if you ask me.
>>56480815
Alright I keked
>>56470751
>30 MINUTES UNTIL IPHONE 7 ANNOUNCEMENT
...wait then... how do we know they're announcing it?
>>56480996
Is this supposed to be a swastika?
>>56478073
That's including VAT you fucking fag.
In Canada it will be $899 plus 12% taxes.
>>56481071
It isn't http://www.apple.com/airpods/
>>56478229
Other picture was in CAD
>>56481104
leaks, dumbass
announcements are just the official "yes this is true, here's some more details"
fuck fuck fuckerinos
iPhone 7 128GB or shitty Google Pixel which will probably be overprices as fuck too
i just want a good looking phone >:(
>>56481074
Fucking really? That's big news then, I'll buy one for my uncle for holiday since I'm not a applefag myself
any pics of the front of the phone, faghags?
>mfw next year everyone else is going to abandon the headphone jack for USB-C only headphones
whats the screen resolution?
>>56481163
Woops I was talking about the ps4 that runs 4k games
>>56481148
>>>/Reddit/
>>56480815
My fucking sides.
>>56480887
source please
>>56481159
>not getting a xiaomi phone
>>56481159
google pixel will be around the same as the current nexus's if not a little more.
>>56481186
Did you even read my post before replying to me earlier?
>>56477176
On the airpods team. I'm surprised they're being sold for so little. They're awesome. I've been using them for a while now. I hope you enjoy them!!
>>56481163
lol it's $800-$1000
>>56481184
1366x768
>>56481216
i would, love mi
>either plastic or alu with shit build quality
>ugly branding on the front
>feels little cheap t b h
its almost perfect tho just a little bit too much meh
>>56481279
http://www.apple.com/airpods/
Did they got rid of the headphone jack like it was rumored?
>>56481071
Indeed, iPhones aren't for /pol/tards.
>>56481216
http://www.gizchina.com/2016/09/07/xiaomi-max-blows-charging/
Enjoy your head being blown off.
>>56481309
They Didn't. They Innovated it.
1000 GET
>>56477392
SIA
Can anyone tell me when there will be new iMac and/or MacBooks? Is it october?
>>56481309
yes, although they provide a connector in the box so you can plug your 3,5mm in anyway through the charge port. but yeah you'll have to carry that connector everywhere you go.....
so what about macbooks?
is it another date?
I JUST GOT HOME FROM UNI
WHAT DID I MISS
IS APPLE DOOMED YET
>>56481345
>but yeah you'll have to carry that connector everywhere you go
Just like the earphones you want to use.
>>56481345
This is fucking ridiculous even the normies would think this is stupid
>>56470751
Can't wait!
>>56481364
Yes.
>>56481364
Overpriced as hell and a total clusterfuck from what I'm seeing
>>56481371
So they'll just use earbuds that don't need the connector but have a lightning port instead.
>>56481366
You are fucking retarded. They are making you carry one more single thing to fucking use something that could be used without a stupid connector/charger.
>people will unironically buy $1000 phones with $300 custom "Airhoops, by Kanye" earbuds in your lifetime
>>56481159
UMi Plus
>Own a Macbook™ and iPhone 7™
>Want to charge phone
>Pull out USB-C to USB-A adapter and plug phone in
>Can't listen to music from my phone anymore
>I'll just listen to it on my Macbook™ then
>Open iTunes™ to transfer songs onto my Macbook™, can't just drag and drop
>Better charge my Macbook™ too since this is going to take a while
>Unplug phone, plug in USB-C hub
>Plug charging cable and USB-A adapter into hub
>Two hours later my transfer is complete and I'm ready to listen to music
>But wait
>My Apple™ earbuds have a lightning connector
>Pull out USB-C to Lightning™ adapter and plug it into hub
>Plug earbuds in
>Finally get to listen to my music
Why can't other brands be as simple or elegant as apple?
>>56481449
why are you so butthurt over like 3cm of extra cable?
>>56481321
Apple are the /pol/tards here for making their entire show a huge racebaiting excerise.
Go running outside with these crap earbuds
> falls out of ear
> wireless so nothing stops it
> falls on wet ground = broken
> falls on street = broken
or someone steps on it = broken
Wtf this is so useless
>>56479185
Studies have proven it to work, so yes. Funny thing: Shouting a lower or higher number in court has been researched to influence the sentence too. Some neurologicial thing.
>>56481507
because pc cucks can only ever get such glorious connections with 3 y-splitters and 3 y-joiners and a half dozen cables
and they'd STILL be tied down to their desk while I can walk to my fridge and grab a Mountain Dew™ Code Red™ to enjoy as I watch a video of my wife and her boyfriend Jamal enjoying each other's company
SONY STREAM OVER
WAT DO
>>56481555
Don't worry this faggot right here >>56481514
Supports their shit so they will continue to push crap like this.
>>56481514
because why should I have 3cm of cable when I could have just had 3.5mm
fucking apple.
I thought they had lost their footing for the 6s and the 7 would be great. How wrong I was....
Going to use my 6 untill it won't turn on and hopefully Tim Cuck has done his job by then.
Also the whole thing was a fucking nigger pandering episode.
>2016
>Still not using a 1080p screen on the 4.7" iphone
>Meanwhile 100 pound phones have 1080p
I was sure they'd change it this time
>inb4 screen resolution is a meme, I didn't think they'd be a difference until I used someones iphone 6s
>>56481605
>my 20 inch laptop screen is 1080p and it's great
>my 5inch iPhone screen is only 800p, NOT GOOD ENOUGH
wat
Can someone list the specifications or send a link? If they are released already
Hit the road, Jack.
Why can't someone make a wireless headphone similar to a hearing aid design.
>Wrap around back of ear
>plenty of space for Antena and battery
>compact and easy to put on
>nearly impossible to fall out
>wireless charging case that doubles as a battery pack
You would think it would be easy...
WHAT TIME DOES IT SHOW THE EARPHONES ?
>>56477495
underrated kek
>>56481514
because it's a MOBILE device and it benefits me nothing to have this
>>56481555
>run by girl with my /g/ approved 3.5mm sport earbuds with wrap-around
>she's walking around, staring at the ground confused trying to find something
>pull her out of the road before a car hits her
>left earbud came out and fell down even with the ear loop because of the unexpected activity
>its all good, I threaded it under my shirt so it hangs from my collar
>meanwhile her earbud falls out and gets run over
>cusses at me for ruining her $169 special earbud while she was looking for the other one
>calls me a idiot for not moving on with the times and using cheap junk
>finds her other earbud in a puddle and tries to wear it again, but its clearly not going to
>walks off giving me the bird and saying "Fuck you!"
y-you too
>>56481667
They did make that... Didn't you watch the Keynote? They're the exercise version.
>>56481667
Like bluetooth headsets from the nineties
>>56481635
>20 inch laptop
what
>>56477408
>>56477595
The hell were you expecting
>>56481684
Kek
>>56481664
>airbuds
kek
>>56481635
If you can't tell the difference on phones you're eyesights shit, it's way more obvious than you'd think
Also don't know about a 20" laptop screen, but my 26" inch PC monitor which is at least a metre away from my head is 1080p and you can very easily see the pixels
>expecting to get buttfucked for the airpods
>it'll be like $100 r-right? I can probably manage that...
>$169
wew lad, I'm a huge apple fan but I'm not getting robbed like that fäm
>あわせてApple PayがSuicaにも対応し、駅の改札やお店で今までSuicaを使っていたのと同じ感覚で使えそうです。
The only good thing about the iPhone 7 announcement.
>hi evreybody a good hack for never losing ur new apple airpods is to tie them both to a long string & then tie that string aroumd ur phone!!
heheh
>>56481750
>special lightning adaptor plugin ala DS lite GBA placeholder for tying your airbuds to
This is going to happen within 2 months of launch and become popular
the irony will be lost
>>56481750
>>56481741
are u at jp now?
>>56481725
You realize they last much longer than most wireless earphones right?
>>56481449
Only if you don't use earphones with lightning connectors.
>>56481784
do they last 10 times longer than my $16 ones?
Does anyone know if the T-Mobile sim iPhone 7 will work on MetroPCS? They use the T-Mobile network anyways.
i want to become a computer program
i just cant stop thinking about how much easier it would be if i didnt have to suffer in the real world
please help me I dont feel ok
>>56481839
>I want to become a computer program
I work for Disney's legal firm, and your post is infringing on our Tron copyright
Please delete it before I have to take legal action
>>56480348
It's not "I'm", it's the general stupid as fuck public who buys iphones every release.
>>56479436
Remember when Nokia were good and innovative?
do they at least come with the phone?
>>56481781
Yes. I'm not getting an iPhone but Apple Pay compatibility with Suica is a pretty huge deal.
>airpoods
>bluetooth 4.2 is 650kbps
>a flac song is 1200kbps
HOLY SHIT APPLE INVENTED CHANNEL CODING HUFFMAN BTFO
>>56481784
still doesn't warrant to be more expensive than most of their ipod models
>>56478785
>>56478815
>>56478728
They work the same as any other bluetooth headset. You just don't get the fancy "pairs to everything automatically and magically switches between phone and watch" if you're not using Apple products. (I work with them and have a pair in my pocket right now)
This would be the best thing they could do if they wanted to get rid of the headphone jack
>Remove the headphone jack and put TWO lightning ports, or even better 2 usb type c ports (but they'd never do this because of meh shekels)
>Include 3 3.5mm to lightning adaptors (I assume they'd cost nothing to make)
>You can now charge your phone and use wired earbuds at the same time
>>56481932
No, the phone is 3423t69723s USD (roughly 832 pounds and 12 shillings or 3 Euros and some pocket lint)
New cord right guys?
>>56482027
lol no, that's the worst solution
there will be third party charge+headphone passthrough adapters within days of release, i guarantee it
>>56482027
They do not cost nothing to make. There's a full high-quality DAC inside the connector.
>>56481784
Nobody knows this for sure yet. Stop spouting lies.
>>56482027
>I assume they'd cost nothing to make
It costs $30 JUST to put the Apple logo on a piece of plastic or rubber
>>56482043
>>56481932
>>56482084
I know this for sure yet. The 5 hour without charge figure was hard fought for.
>>56478307
No, one adapter.
>>56482088
Because of ridiculously high QA standards, that's not inaccurate.
>>56482114
That has nothing to do with how long they're going to last.
>the 5 hours without charge doesnt include time spent listening to music
>its just 5 hours of being on in a standby state
>>56470751
The reason they removed the headphones jack is to replace it with a tactile module for the home button to add a bunch of features. Totally worth it if you ask me. It was a great design change for a justified reason.
>>56482071
Who wants to carry extra cables though
With two identical ports you can
>Not carry any extra shit
>Still use the phone if one breaks
>Stream to a external display (if iphones do that, I don't have one) and charge at the same time
>>56482076
>>56482084
Maybe I'm being ignorant, but I can't believe at all that they cost more than 3 pounds to make each and that apple doesn't just mark them up loads
>>56482151
After a year of use you can almost bet you'll only get 2 hours tops out of it regardless of whether you're listening to music or not.
>remove 3.5mm port
>still has mediocre water resistance
Innovashun at its finest my d00des
>>56482193
More than likely, every apple product I've owned always feels cheap when compared to other leading brands.
wait apple fagbois are defending this step backwards? lmfao
>no Retina Display™©
>>56482193
maybe we can get a lightning to TI-84 plus adaptor so I can listen to tunes on my calculator
did they say anything about a new OSX
>>56482256
They didnt mention computers
they stopped making macbooks because no one can afford them
So they're going to adjust the prices of phones up to macbook prices
>>56482212
2 hours? You're being might generous. More like 30 minutes on standby.
>>56482212
inb4 Apple Health Secretary General(c) declares warning labels that state that prolonged use through an earbud for longer than 80 minutes is bad for your health.
>>56482256
no... iphone 7 and watch
>>56482193
>carry extra cables
you just leave the adapter on the end of your charging cable, or just don't buy a shitty phone with no headphone jack
>>56482289
After 2 years definitely, but they make the deterioration slow enough that most people don't notice until they have ads for the next device release up.
>>56482292
>Airbuds™ Apptwo™ come out
>there's a hard cap on volume explained as "safety measures for ear health"
>its just a desperate bid to decrease energy use
>>56482193
The BOM cost is the price of generating one unit. BOM cost can be low, but you still have a ton of R&D cost to recoup. On top of that, you have yield to worry about. Because of QA standards being extremely strict, there are a ton of devices that have to be recycled because they aren't fit for customers. The BOM cost for the cable is probably not very high, but there's a TON more that goes into a product that just making something that works. It's gotta look good, feel good, be safe, be reliable. That's why you can buy cheap Chinese eBay shit, because there's no QA, rel, or safety.
>>56482219
Look up iPhone water tests on youtube. They've been very water resistant for a long time. Now they're advertising it because they're much more confident about it. It's better now.
The batteries are pretty impressive. Not sure how the Li-Ion cells will hold up after a couple years of charge cycles, though. That's someone else's job.
>Remove headphone jack because muh bulk and muh room
>Have to use adapter
>Adapter is awkward and comes unplugged in pocket
>Actually takes up more space
>Apple shill will defend this
>>56480815
>>56482340
Apple has specially designed their products to wear out at roughly the same time new products are announced.
It's Apple leading the charge in innovation by ensuring everyone keeps with the times.
Truly, an amazing company that will lead me, my wife, and her boyfriend into a glorious future
any news on a new imac?
Digital earphones are the future. Digital>>>>>analog, why do you thing we switched form CRTto LED?
>>56482399
I've literally worked on several teams that make products in apple. This is a rumor. Stop being a faggot.
>>56482407
>Plasma was so shit society chooses to collectively forget it
>no more mechanical home button
Fucking finally
So where's my Airprod mic, Apple?
Where is my innovation?
>>56482431
Put stress relief on cable connectors reeeee
>>56482431
>>This is a rumor.
>rumor means it isnt true
fuck off faggot
>>56482470
>Airprod mic
wut
>>56482434
Not him but plasma was GOAT
>>56482212
>>56482289
The best part is the only way to charge them is with another battery. So while they deteriorate and last less per charge the charger degrades too and instead of 4.8 charges of 5 hours you get 3 charges of one hour.
>>56482384
Fucking normies man, the iphone is specially designed for water splashing and resistant now. It was never water proof like you're saying. DIE FAGGOT.
>>56482534
for movies only
>>56477286
>no all screen iPhone
>not even a 2.5d screen
>still shitty bezels
Why would you want a bezel-free phone? How on earth would you hold one without touching the screen?
>>56482431
lol at least you are honest about being a shill for your company. It's well known that businesses are scrambling to follow the business model of updating their device just as the former wears out, and many are getting caught in snags and lawsuits along the way because they don't have the presentation that Apple does. Microsoft actually has to release a decent product or they will get ripped apart year after year and lose customers. Apple gets away with it with thunderous applause with "innovations" like this: >>56482540
>>56482558
this, never understood why people don't want bezels
>>56482481
That's Jony's decision. He doesn't want bulky cables. They need to look and feel "perfect." Lots of work goes into making sure they perform well with EMI despite feeling good and being thin. I'm just glad I can wear my airpods outside now. Fuck cables.
I want them, but not as ridiculously big as on the iphones
>>56482431
>that make products in apple
kys
my old iPod earphones' wires melted down into a sticky mess
id rather apple be jewing me than for them to be LITERALLY releasing such shitty products
>>56478018
Google Cardboard?
>>56482292
wearing any sort of in ear headphone is 100% bad for your ears
t. audio engineer
>>56482865
also an audio engineer. no it's not, just don't be a dumbass
>>56482076
>high quality
kek
>>56482407
Explain how a digital speaker works please
>Apple could've used usbc and transmitted analogue audio using a standard connector so the headphones are usable on things other than the iphone
>Like their macbooks...
>Instead they used lightning which means they need a separate dac in all their headphones
Good job retards.
>>56483022
BCI obviously
>>56483045
Or they could have just kept the headphone jack
>>56477553
you mean niggers?
because no black person is going to buy an iphone since being gay is only allowed in white communities
>>56483054
Inb4 Apple actually does this and uses it to mind control and play ads randomly
>>56482407
LED is just the backlight. You mean LCD vs CRT, which CRT has better quality.
>>56481664
loss
Why the fuck is this thread stickied
Whenever an apple thread is pinned it's just a pile of rancid memes and shitposting
>>56481364
They actually ditched the headphone jack.
Why the fuck would I want to charge headphones?
What's the battery life supposed to be?
>>56483173
the point is to try to contain the the shitposting to one thread you retard
>>56483173
Its of higher quality shitposting and memery than anyone that will buy an iphone 7 can make
No headphone jack, no buy.
Also fucking ugly design.
>>56482788
This fucking meme needs to die. There's no objective proof.
>>56483236
If so, then why do GPU threads, general threads, and all of that other garbage still exist
Is there anything besides another shill phone?
>>56479210
BEHOLD WINKEKS AND GENTOOMEN
The power of Almighty Apple.
I'm so euphoric I think I could cum right now.
how do normies even have money for these overpriced things
how has apple made it this far without idea patenting existing
>>56479210
>Effortless
I can't think of a better word to describe modern Apple.
>>56483272
Bare in mind I already have iPhone SE fucktards
>>56482558
I'm using an aquos crystal and have had 0 problems with touching it accidentally
>>56477332
KINGS
>>56479798
>W-WE COULD MAKE IT T-THINNER
And by doing that you'd also be limiting it to Apple devices. They won't do that. And the rest of the world is not about to switch to lightning.
>>56481263
He was making a joke, Brak, why you gotta be so stupid?
>>56483347
And I had Bluetooth Jay's a long fucking time ago. They were super light, tinier than those fucking air pods. Sure they had a thin wire between them, that gave them antennae. Anyway, enjoy your dumb shit.
>>56483315
Debt
Might as well remove the Lightning connector and use that charge pad technology.
But you had your head crammed so far up your fucking ass you realized you'd make more money selling bogus cables. Fuck this.
>>56483269
To keep the shitposting confined to those threads, retard.
>>56479499
Apple has left and right clicking but no button for right clicking. MacBook users have to do retarded gestures or keyboard shortcuts to do something as basic as right clicking.
What a pile of shit, lol
Applelfags will defend this.
>>56483493
Those should be banned outright, retard
>>56480607
It's an iPhone, if you wanted quality you should have gone with Motorola.
>>56483538
Apple, iPhone and Mac should be banned outright. This is /g/, not /toy/.
>>56483538
They aren't against the rules, retard.
>b-b-but it's low quality posts
Yeah, have fun discerning between low and high quality posts.
>>56481148
>>>/tumblr/
I will defend Apple's choice of semi conductors. Cyclone and Twister with its improved cache are incredible designs. The GT7600 is an incredible leap from Adreno 530 and Mali.
>>56483567
/toy/ is for toys, not jokes
>>56483451
5 star oist mah nugga
>>56483721
>>56477310
heh
I dont need those crappy phones, still have one of the best.
Still kicking since 2006!
Innovation my ass! Fucking gold-diggers!
>>56479210
FIVE
HOUR
BATTERY
why is there a sticky for apple products?, I thought /g/ knew better
>>56483791
To keep the applefags contained in one quarantine zone instead of having them shit up the whole board.
>>56483791
Mod is literally a mactard. He used to shitpost before /g/ started scatposting and spamming his blogshit threads. This is his last safezone now, and I'd say a good 90% of this was shitposting and shitting on Applel. He's basically a masochist.
>>56483835
There are many threads about this shit already
Looks like mario is flappy birds now
>>56483835
still not enough
>>56483421
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>>56481051
>iphone se will be my last iphone
feels okay
>>56483857
>that last image
WHUT
>what features can we add? seems like we can't add anything of value to this stale market
>instead of adding features, let's actually remove some, icucks will eat it up like always
so innovative! I am amazed at this level of ingenuity