>order a HDD off Amazon
>shipping ends up being slow, over a week
>Amazon now offers a choice to "refund it, replace it, or keep waiting"
>I choose "replace"
>They say they will send a new one with a faster shipping option, and that I should return or refuse the original package if it comes
>it's today
>delivery nigger shows up and gives me the original package
>take out the HDD
>10 minutes later delivery nigger comes back saying his boss told him to not deliver it and he asked for it back
>go inside, scramble to find some junk I don't want of a similar size, put it in the box and tape it back shut
>hand the box to the delivery nigger
>keep the HDD
>another one coming too
fuck jeff bezos
>>56461548
I work for Amazon and I'm afraid I'm going to have to investigate this. I hope for your sake, this is a lie. Otherwise, this constitutes as fraud, and we prosecute to the fullest extent of the law.
>iFunny
>>56461591
My dad works at nintendo and he said it is ok.
>>56461548
>delivery man later inspects package
>gets law enforcement involved
>you end up paying a legal fine 3x the cost of both hdd's
>now have a criminal record
>job does background check and finds out
>lose job
>become NEET
It sucks when they ban you man, trust me.
I can never get amazon again
>>56461548
>some frogposter made this thread
kill me please
>>56461548
Dumb frognigger
>>56461632
they can't ban me
I can always say the delivery guy (they used one of those freelance faggots who drives his own car) stole it
I didn't sign shit
>>56461675
It doesn't matter what you say or even prove. If they feel that you're abusing the system you're banned, evidence or not.
>>56461548
shit that never happened: the post
i did this once except i took a big fat shit in the box
>>56461624
Nigger
>Being a jew
>>56461785
even worse, OP is a frogposter
>>56461774
>>56461670
>>56461591
>>56461630
Keep shilling for your corporate daddy
>>56461812
Yeah yeah, top kak praise le kuck. please g to reddit with you
ITT jelly buttfurious fags who aren't getting 2 hard drives for the price of one