/csg/ Chink Shit General

first for the chuckle brothers will never be found out to be nonces

second for the superior japanese

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third for i cannot wait to review some anume figurines

>>56435458
fourth for you not being able to wait to cum on them

>>56435458
fourth for i cannot spell properly

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>>56435403
Only one /csg/ banner made it in the /g/ banner contest

https://www.4chan.org/banner-contest/g

can someone recommend a good fountain pen?

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>>56435467
fucking rigged

everyone knows that 4chan pass users are retarded autists, so they'll pick the worst one.

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Never forget. All your chickshits going to be bricks when the happening happens. Pick your selves up a generator. Make sure its total harmonic distortion is low and rated for clean power.

>>56435481
it doesn't seem like the best system to me either, however unfortunately i can't think of another way to implement a voting system on a website like this where the users are anonymous. i guess this is the least "rigged" way that the mods could think of.

>>56435498
>the happening
you won't be able to do shit once the plants make you suicide yourself

>>56435498

lol, even compressed gas cannisters in the yankee diddle land has food on them, fat fucks

>>56435502
facebook login

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>>56435467

http://www.maxsources.com

11MAXPRO 11%off For xiaomi redmi note 3 pro Phones available From 5/9/2016 to 15/9/2016

10MAXPRO 10%off For all the products in the site available From 5/9/2016 to 22/9/2016

16MAXPRO 16%off For Xiaomi Redmi Pro phones available From 1/9/2016 to 19/9/2016

30MAXPRO 30%off For Xiaomi Mi Max Phones available From 1/9/2016 to 15/9/2016

MI5PROMAX 22%off For XiaoMi Mi5 Phones available From 4/9/2016 to 10/9/2016

LEMAXPRO 17%off For LETV PHONEs available From 5/9/2016 to 31/9/2016

This was posted on the french thread for the now cancelled gaybeast mi5 deal and using the coupon apparently makes the price of the mi5 the same price as the cancelled gb deal.

The only problem is that this site has like no reviews anywhere and I never heard of it but they seem to accept paypal.

I might buy a mi5 from them when I get my gaybeast refund, not sure though.

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>>56435430

>>56435510
Well the primary selling point for those cans is back yard grilling. Which is good, because there is a huge supply of these cans and can get gotten cheap. I cant even imagine what it must be like being a Europoor and not being able to grill burgers in the back yard. I would suggest they kill them selves but they appear to be doing that already.

>>56435519
lmao nice meme

>>56435442
it's woodland camo m8

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>>56435403
The quadcopter webm from the last thread was the Eachine E10C, one of the absolutely tiny ones. This is from the JJRC H31

>>56435549

we either use charcoal, for a proper bbq, or gas that comes in canisters that doesn't have burgers on it.

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well i sure didn't expect this much chink shit in the mail, anybody wanna guess?

>>56435534
The website is pretty fucking expensive for chink websites

eg.
http://www.maxsources.com/original-xiaomi-3rd-generation-piston-earphone-with-remote-and-microphone-for-smartphone-tablet-p-502.html

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How did I do, /csg/?

>>56435563
Thats because Piston 3's are no longer made, and the stock thats left is being sold at a higher price.

Why Isn't gearbest shipping xiaomi power banks to my shit hole of a country anymore, did anything happen?

>>56435681
They don't ship to my country either.

There was a banggood deal, 13.99$ for the 10000mah with a coupon, not sure if it's still up.

>>56435681
try everbuying

>>56435681
EU regulations against shipping batteries incase they explode.

Is there an objectively best chink earbuds? I want to replace my sennheiser momentums (daily drivers) witha pair of earbuds, and I was wondering if I could do it on the cheap. I listen to mostly rock, hip hop and jazz, and replaceable cables would be neat but not nesscercary (my last pair of chink earbuds failed on me due to cables, I sold them on for £12 and the guy resodered them and they were fine.

>>56435710
Shipping fine here

t. EU country resident

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>>56435724
>is there an objectively best example of an inherently subjective thing

>>56435705
>>56435709

Thanks, i'll take a look at those.

>>56435710

That's weird, i'm from south america which is kinda far from the EU. Guess those chinks just don't like monkeys.

anyone has knowledge on android tv boxes? There's so many I'm getting confused.

>>56435771
you can get ones for like 20-30 bucks and they'll work OK

>>56435763

use the guide an anon posted to get the powerbank for like ten bucks (copy pasted from a couple threads ago):

"Want a Xiaomi 10,000mah powerbank for $10? Follow these instructions:

1. Go to Everbuying.com and register an account. New users get 100 points for registering, 10 for confirming your email and 10 for uploading a profile picture
2. Go to this link user.everbuying.net/m-users-a-win_point.htm and use the code THXYOU for 100 more points
3. Link for the powerbank http://m.everbuying.net/product918548.html (use mobile site for extra 2% discount)
4. Price after using 220 points (=$4.40) and 2% mobile site discount should be $10.62

I used the powerbank as an example but you can use the points for anything you want."

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>>56435792
eyo, I went to everybuying.com and was told to go to .net

but at the bottom it said this

>>56435828
ends april 10th

>>56435837
oh, April 10th this year?

>>56435792
so... can you use those 4.40 bucks on items that cost 5 bucks?

>>56435771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vs8XCUYWWY

>>56435847
i assume so, but try the code if you want
>>56435894
no, you can use points for 30% of maximum order value. i think everbuying and gearbest are the same company.

>>56435481
They know we're all too poor/cheap to pay for a 4chan pass, this shit's rigged worse than cakebux.

>>56435911
how else would they do it though?

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>>56435908
Yeah, looks like it was until April 2016

>>56435911
yeah 4chan pass users won't exactly be buying chinkshit.
>>56435927
coupons are useless anyway, because they make the total price higher (they don't count towards promotions)

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>>56435562
no guesses no reviews, maybe i will take some pictures for the next thread when na is awake

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Global stable 8 when??
>tfw chinked

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Fuck this gay earth. I want my wifi antenna already here but it's stuck in some handling facility or some gay shit.

The antenna I ordered:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-High-Quality-Wireless-WiFi-Antenna-2-4Ghz-20DBI-802-11B-G-RP-SMA-W-Lan/32595457175.html

>>56435972
>following tracking
>ever
It's only going to make you worry, bro. I never ever check tracking on anything I buy and my mind is at peace. It'll get there when it gets there.

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>>56435961
Don't worry, MiUI 8 is shit. can't uninstall Browser & Music player and gapps.
Notification and theme shade conflicts like in pic related.
Battery profiles removed too.

>>56435982
But I want it now ;_;

>>56435954
>pay attention to me
>o-ok i won't t-t-tell then

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>>56435972
>tfw last update 6 days ago

>>56435792

Noice, i'll give it a try latter, thanks.

>>56435562
>>56435954
No one cares you fucking attention whore dipshit.

>>56435972
dear friend,
you package is in the sorry
please allow 3 to 5 weeks and leave 5 star feedback please
very happy to do business with you
Vicky

>>56435989
My phone has a bug where installing apps doesn't work most of the time and I have to restart my phone over and over again until it somehow works. I have tried searching but found no answer that worked. I've been wanting to do a reinstall but I figured I might as well wait till MIUI8, but they keep postponing it it seems.
>can't uninstall Browser & Music player and gapps.
I don't really care about this
>Notification and theme shade conflicts like in pic related
Is this just with custom themes or does the default look that bad?

>>56436011
no prob, just reposting from a couple threads ago.
>>56436029
nice meme

Anyone bought chink razor blades yet? Is that a good idea? I don't want to buy fucking expensive Mach 3 blades over and over again

>>56435458
what figgus you get dude?

>>56436068
It's all about the BIC, my brother. Especially if you're European.

>>56436068
Jesus fuck no

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>>56436041
That doesn't right, are you running 7.5.2.0 or some chinked vendor rom?
You can flash the developer MiUi 8 beta with locked bootloader via edl.

Custom theme btw, I changed it and now colors are ok. Android n theme works good too.

Anyway flash the developer beta instead of waiting for global.

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>>56436076
jfc miui is ugly as fuck

>>56436076
Will I still receive future OTA updates with the developer version?

>>56436068
Yes, it's a good idea, just be prepared to sanitize them just to be safe. You'll save a ton of money, a lot of the razor blades you can buy from Ali are by the same OEMs of the name brand razor blades.

>>56436091
did mean to post the pic, but w/e

>>56436094
Yes you receive the OTA updates for developer version. you can always change to global whenever it's out afterwards.

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>>56436069
i will review one later or maybe wait for the rest to arrive and review them at once

>>56436128
Thanks, I guess I'll do that then.

need sauce for couple of things bras,

1. lightweight jacket (with removable hoodie) for everyday wear, since winter is coming
2. A polyester shirt for gym, I signed up for spinning classes in uni. I need to break this cycle of only study/eat/poop

>>56436138
K Y S
Y
S

>>56436138
Buy one of these next. http://www.aliexpress.com/item/perfect-bath-accessory-for-weeaboo/32709835223.html

>>56435972
My trackers usually stop showing after it leaves China.

Don't bother give it 2 weeks after they left china should be delivered.

>>56436143
https://justpaste.it
/y1t6

tutorial.

>>56436073
What do you mean?

>>56436075
>>56436103
Hm...

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>>56436205
BIC razors. Have you never heard of them? What country you from?

>>56436205
I remember reading a couple months ago some dudes in /csg/ who were happy with their chink razor blades.

>>56436138
t r a s h

except kaori

>>56436221
Ah, yes, those

>>56435534
Is this legit place or am I getting chink'd?

>>56436260
Worst case ontario, you have to do a refund via PP.

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>>56436221
Great razors, managed to slice part of my fingernail off because I'm an aspie.

>>56435681
if its AU, we passed a law recently to stop shipments of lithium battery power banks

>>56436143
>>56436193
Or you can do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNhdQT9Ivu0&list=PLaPvcEA8BA-J9_3mmzhwE5TGRU53q3oux&index=3

just change that fastboot rom.

>>56436260
>>56435534
I bought a black mi5 64GB for $225.42 USD.

Will see what happens lel.

>>56436266
>>56432199
>>56432676
>>56436273
>>56433361

I'm salty boys. I wanted -- no, NEEDED -- that mi5!

Zero honour!

>>56436341
just get it for 225 ala >>56436333

>>56436304
Why are you shaving your finger nails? There are clippers for that.

I have found this fix for ruizu x02 random ordering problem in headfi posted by a agptek employee.It only works in folder.I dont know if it works in local folders
>Step 1. Upgrade your player to v1.7 of the firmware. This is optional,
Step 2. Sort all of your music into folders on your computer's hard disk.(you can use different programs.I used beets ,he used mp3tag.)
Step 3. Format the SD card to FAT32 if is currently exFAT. I used
fat32format,http://www.ridgecrop.demon.co.uk/index.htm?fat32format.htm
Step 4. Copy all of your music files to the SD card (this can take
several hours, depending on the speed of your USB ports and card
reader).
Step 5. Sort the contents of the SD card alphabetically. I used
DriveSort:http://www.anerty.net/software/file/DriveSort.php.
- This doesn't work with exFAT formatted cards, hence the format to
FAT32 in step 3.
- Make sure you have the correct options: Long name sort, ascending
order, directories before files (if you prefer this), tick the
subdirectories option.
- After doing the sort, you need to save - this can take a while
(several minutes), and the application looks as if it is
non-responsive, but be patient - you could end up with a corrupted
file table if you abort part way through.
Note, step 5 is important if you add additional music to your disk at
at a later date so that the new folders are inserted in the correct
alphabetical order with your original folders and not at the end of
the list, which is what it will do if you don't reorder them.

>>56436148

I'll be your personal shopper for $10 an hour

any vr guys here?
there is a chink VR headset out, $500, one of you should try it http://vrkommando.com/hypereal-pano-pc-vr-headset-chinese-frankenstein-headset-controllers-positional-tracking/580

>>56436341
>waiguoren understanding of honor
Not making money to feed your old parents (since you are their only child), that is truly the most shameful display

>>56436374
>There are reports that it will cost around $800 USD
I'm not willing to pay over $200 for the VR meme anyway, tbqh

>>56436341
>>56436357
You can get the 32GB for 195$US from that maxsource site with the coupon code.

I bought the 64GB version because I need that extra space.

Hopefully the reason it's low is because it's a new store trying to get popularity and not because it's a scam.

>>56436409

I'm too scared of that site, desu.

>>56436358
Err wasn't paying attention while shaving my beard. I have trouble trying to recreate the scenario in my head. So no clue how I shaved it desu.

>>56436409
>>56435534
>maxsource
No results for "maxsource reviews" on google. it's a scam.

>>56436373
Thanks for the offer, really only looking for some quality csg name brands for clothes

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any taytay related chink shit?

>>56436509
here you go
http://www.ebay.com/itm/401021606920

>>56436523
>Item location: Australia
not chink enough

>>56436550
anon, australia is china 2.0 at this point.

>>56436431
>>56436460
It's paypal so if I don't get it or it's fake I'll just get a refund.

I'll keep you guys updated.

Are there any good chink smartwatches?

>>56436781
>chinese goods
>good

>>56436550
Not yet, just give the us 5 decades and Australia and Canada will be Chinese land

>>56436797
fuck off pissphone

>>56436781
no, too cutting edge

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>>56436801
>just give the us
Why would the united states turn Canada into Chinkland? Trudeau does that job fine without Obama's help

>>56435534
Update from the french thread, apparently the mi5 code is expired now.

Another price mistake or a very limited deal? Stay tuned to find out.

fuck, I hadn't noticed the previous thread expired...

http://www.geekbuying.com/item/Xiaomi-Mi4C-5-0inch-Android-5-1-2GB-16GB-Smartphone-4G-FDD-LTE-64-bit-Snapdragon-808-Hexa-Core-1-8GHz-13-0MP-5-0MP-USB-Type-C-Edge-Tap---Black-366259.html

http://www.geekbuying.com/item/Xiaomi-Mi-4c-5-0inch-Android-5-1-2GB-16GB-Snapdragon-808-Smartphone-369812.html

what's the difference? what is FDD-LTE?

also, if anyone is interested, you can get the mi4c ^ for $120, by using the coupon "retailmenot"

>>56437026
There's no difference. "Package B " includes a +Soft Case + Tempered Glass.

>>56437026
why are you getting the Mi4c?

the C stands for china (as in, meant for the chink market)
why not get the normal Mi4?

>>56437026
>>56437043
right, I should have read their descriptions.. they are the same, duh

>>56437076
cheap, good 4G phone, good specs, more than enough (for me) RAM/storage (idc about SD)

>>56436395
you're in luck.
here it is for nearly $200 http://www.zolday.com/index.php?gOo=goods_details.dwt&goodsid=1076&productname=

what ali user level do i have to be to get one of these chinks to sell me his daughter

and before you say anything, i'm not gross, i dont want to buy a child i want at least a teenager

>>56437280
Just go to china and show off your wealth and your western passport and chinks will be paying you to take their daughter.

>>56437280
over 9000

>>56437318
>wealth
>in poor people general

>>56437280
you can literally pick up a random child off the street, nobody will notice

>>56437318
excellent way to get robbed while everyone around completely ignores it happening

>>56437331
i dont want a child, i'm not a freak
and i want one raised with business sense

>>56437344
>robbed in china
If you can manage to get robbed in china where everyone is a midget and there are no guns I will have to congratulate you.

>>56435954
You do realize that people aren't joking or being playful when they call you a fucking autist, right?

>>56437026
I just pulled the trigger... wish me good luck, csg, please...

>>56437461
you should pull the trigger on a gun

while it's in your mouth

>>56437482
:(

no u

>>56437482
LE SHOTS FIRED :DDDDDDDDDD EBIN!

>>56437461
>>56437026
did you check
http://willmyphonework.net/
?

Are there any recommended chinkshit phones that work on AWS networks? Is Oneplus still a decent brand?

>>56437503
yep, it should work fine with most carriers in my country. thanks.

>>56437547
Cool do a mini review when you get it I'm interested in it too and the Redmi 3s.

>>56435562
Weeb figures

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Anyone else get this too?

>>56437863
C H I N K E D

anyone know what that really cheap but good chink memechanical is called?

>>56437863
tell them to lie about it. customs never check things anyway.

>>56437893
motospeed/ajazz?

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NOT AGAIN

>>56437863
Where do you live? If you're in the UK it's illegal to send batteries through the mail, in which case they literally can't send it to you. Might be the same in other countries.

>>56437933
I'm in AMERICA

>>56437937
tell those godless commies to suck a dick and not scam you

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>buy a bunch of chinkshit
>buy a meme shark 4 days later
>meme shark arrives before anything else and was sent via registered mail
wtf guise

>>56437544
I'm still using a One, 2 is shit for a variety of minor reasons, 3 is back up to One standards. Wait for the price to drop though.
Short answer, yes.

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It arrived

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>>56438047

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>>56438067

>>56437914
I'm up, I'm up... Sorry, will review them now.

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i can do a review on any of these articles i received today
>lens kit (macro wide angle fisheye)
>cheap ass multimeter
>custom made phone case
>last item its just a claromizer for my hand fedora

>>56438079
Get a sausage or something and test it out

>>56438047
>>56438067
>>56438079
will you make a vid?

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>>56435534
http://www.cbs58.com/story/32280448/maxsources-presents-its-wide-variety-of-cell-phones-and-tablets-at-cost-effective-rates

http://beforeitsnews.com/business/2016/06/maxsources-presents-its-wide-variety-of-cell-phones-and-tablets-at-cost-effective-rates-2886556.html

http://www.newschannel10.com/story/32280448/maxsources-presents-its-wide-variety-of-cell-phones-and-tablets-at-cost-effective-rates

http://www.9and10news.com/story/32280448/maxsources-presents-its-wide-variety-of-cell-phones-and-tablets-at-cost-effective-rates

http://www.wfmj.com/story/32280448/maxsources-presents-its-wide-variety-of-cell-phones-and-tablets-at-cost-effective-rates

http://www.texasnewsheadlines.com/story/87857/maxsources-presents-its-wide-variety-of-cell-phones-and-tablets-at-cost-effective-rates.html

http://www.thesunrisepeak.com/story/77193/maxsources-presents-its-wide-variety-of-cell-phones-and-tablets-at-cost-effective-rates.html

AND MORE WHERE THAT COMES FROM.

Fake American news articles with the same content. It's a scam.

>>56438079
Is that the baby car vagina?

>>56438079
can you show it assembled because I'm not seeing where you're suppose to stick your dick in.

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i also got the first chink fig of the bunch, its quite alright, the paint on the violin its a little bit spotty and it has a little scuff on the shoulder
1/2

>>56438104
how cheap was the multimeter?

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>>56438153
2/2? i'll be here this thread and the next if anybody has any questions

>>56438165
$4

>>56438079
>sex may cut male cancer risk
But this chink product will increase it so in the end it evens out.

>>56438079
pls review

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>>56438114
>>56438131
>>56438112
>>56438106

>>56438079
>product doesn't have the words baby mouth car or vagina
hell I might even buy one now I was worried about customs opening it
thanks my fellow pedo
curious about the magic hole and skill buttons though

>>56438113

Arigatou, anon-kun

>>56438265

jesus christ, how horrifying.

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>>56438265

>>56438265
>opens it
>resembles a white snake
>not a pink baby mouth
IMMERSION RUINED

>>56438265
Wow, that's actually a lot smaller than I thought from the other picture. Maybe they figured the average customer for such a product wouldn't need bigger.

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Got some standard quality cable, and: weed socks. I don't know why i bought these. Quality is OK though, says 80% cotton but i doubt it.

>>56438276
Daily reminder that currently the best price you can get for you xiaomeme is everbuying.

Please use http://www.kimovil.com/ if you want to compare phone prices..

>>56438296
it's made for chink dicks

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>tfw you needed surgery for your shark bite

>>56438306
>80%
>not 100%
It's like you want to have sweaty feet.

>>56438288
Oh god this is why I love you /csg/

>Finally get Redmeme Pro from Banggood
>Has 7.1MIUI Global ROM
>Plug it in to charge, -2% battery.
>Can't get it to connect to wifi
hmmmmmmmm

>>56438306
do you have chink sized feet
also wtf would you get 80% cotton

>>56438332
That's a chinky vendor rom. flash official global rom.

>>56437656
yep, will do. you'll have to wait 1 month, though

>>56438363
I thought as much. Fun fun fun!

What's the cheapest sharks have gone for

Just waiting for a flight home from a weekend away and hoping my GameSir controller is there when I get back. Looks pretty fucking good.

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>>56438171
Did she come with the stains on the sleeve?
The face looks surprisingly ok, but they forgot to paint her lips or something. The violin looks just sad and the tie has the wrong color.
Thanks for reviewing it though. I was a bit temped to get a chink figure, but I think it's not worth it. I'm too picky for this.

>>56438241

I used quite a few ona-holes by now and this one is not really that bad. The materials used is pretty much your generic TPE which is quite soft considering it's a chink copy. In terms of stimulation it's pretty low and the suction is non existent. The weird button help a little with stimulation but I can see it more of toy you would use to edge for long periods of time. It's also very easy to clean.

Overall for the money I recommend spending a little more and get yourself the "mouth of truth" which is lightyears ahead in pretty much everything. But if you are new to male masturbators this one is actually pretty good.

>>56438332
Chinked ;)

>>56438000
chinkgapoore
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>>56438318
>>56438347
80% cotton, 10% nylon, 5% acrylic, 5% lycra.
didn't check materials before i ordered, won't probably wear them in public and indoors i'm probably barefoot.

tried a pair on, they actually fit pretty well and i have large feet. not too large but you know, definitely not small

>>56438171
Kinda disappointing with the violin's details. How much is it?

Bored, recommend me chinky stuff I could buy. I was wondering some kind of a small knife to open packages since 200 dollardoos of stuff coming my way already.

>>56438451
BMCV

>>56438113
That's why you pay with paypal, you get full protection.

Gearbest is known for paying people for reviews and other equally scammy behaviour and people still use them so that doesn't mean much.

>>56438451
http://www.gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_202409.html

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>>56438413
the camera didn't pick up the color on the lips but they are painted and yeah it came with the shoulder a little bit stained/rough, the tie it's not that color irl, i dont know why my camera likes to oversaturate some colors, and yeah the violin its a little bit sad but i can fix it same with the shoulder, i've also bought a few more figs in the past and they were quite alright you can always flip it on ebay or craigslist if you don't like it.
>>56438441
yeah, i'm going to fix it pretty soon, it was $15 almost 16 bucks, i'll probably end up selling all my chink figs when i move so i think it'll be ok, i have a few more in the way too

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One package arrived today, what will it be?

>>56438563
An envelope.

>>56438563
a phone case

>>56438563
phone case

>>56438563
Phone case

>>56438563
>tpu
>note 3
GEE, WHO KNOWS

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>>56438583
>>56438576
>>56438574
Correct, it's a cheap phone case (was 60 cent) for the RN3P, I usually don't use phone cases but I got this one anyway because it was so cheap.

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>>56438104
looks like the multimeter its not too inaccurate, measuring a 330ohm resistor it gives a pretty close reading

>>56438593

>covering your fp reader

for what purpose?

looking for a tripod and a selfie stick for my sony xperia z5 compact. can anyone help.

>>56438593
Next time don't show the package label in the pic, it gives it away. Or don't post package pics in general, tbqh.

>>56438602
Don't want this thing to scan my fingerprints when I'm holding it. I flashed CM13 but this is my "botnet phone" which has GApps installed (my main phone doesn't) so I want to prevent the NSA from scanning my fingerprints.

>>56438460
what? I'm not into big monster cock vibrators.

>>56438488
Thank you. This reminds me of the conversations here on which are the good quality knives on gearbest, anyone has a list of those?

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>>56438602
i hope you get your fingerprints stolen
>>56438610
i can i ordered a shitty tripod the other day

>>56438614
>NSA
>Chinkphone
hmmm

>>56438559
I guess for 16 it's alright, especially if you are able to fix her up a bit. Would be interesting to see how she looks after.

>>56438589
>Description Of Contents
>Phone Case

>>56438629
The chink MIUI roms is gone, I use CM, but with GApps installed, so Google -> USA -> NSA

>>56438645
sometimes the descriptions are bogus or the Chink sellers use generic packages

>>56438614
you amerifats are paranoid

>>56438660
the description on my phone case was grinding bits kek

>>56438595
I like the display but I splashed out 75 burger bucks for the chink fluke 15B+
will review when it arrives

>>56438614
Those phone fingerprint scanners aren't good enough to reproduce your fingerprint. They can pretty reliably tell you from other people when you put your finger on them, but not much more. When they find your fingerprint on a glass shard at the crime scene, the data from your phone isn't going to be enough.

>>56438667
I'm German
>>56438669
The funniest declaration I got so far was "sex toy" and there was a kitchen tool inside, one of these spiral slicers. I think some of the sellers there just have generic packages which are pre-printed and they just use one that has a plausible declaration for the content.

>>56438690
my fluke 115 was $195 i just needed something i can throw in my backpack and not have to worry about it

Just got a message from DHL telling me to pay £34 for "importation charges" on this chuwi vi10 plus i ordered on gearbest

Am I fucked?

>>56438724
you don't understand
the spiral slicer is for urethral play

>>56438740

DHL'd

avoid at all costs.

>>56438731
go full Chink and buy the DT830B

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>>56438731

>>56438740
Surely you pay customs for that not delivery companies
I got charged 35 for customs import before for rare out of print banknotes from china which made me stop buying them

>>56438772
>>56438724
i replied to myself like a retard

>>56438772
Nuke from mid orbit in order to be sure.

>>56438752
>>56438784
I feel like I'm being scammed

Might just refund and cancel since this is basically adding another 30% onto the order price

>>56438086
let some of us review them, too

>>56438825
don't think you'll get a refund, probably should have read the fine print about customs, just pay the customs tax and learn your lesson

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what are the current headphone /csg/ memes?
Xiaomi Piston 3?

>>56438901
Xiaomi Hybrids or Rock Zircons
Piston 3's are not being made anymore so their price has risen a lot.

>>56438884
why wouldnt he get a refund
the items will get returned to china

>>56438921
Thanks
I thought I saw them on an aliexpress flash sale not long ago though

>Rock Zircons
gearbest or aliexpress?

>>56438754
pretty much the one i bought its the same internals but with backlight and some rubber around the plastic

>>56438884
I could've just done paypal chargeback, no?

I paid anyway since it's still a good deal

>>56438079
What does the skill button do?

>>56438740
Just eat the charge and next time don't use DHL.

>>56438946
Gearbest is cheaper, and less likely to be knockoffs.

"Dear Mr. Anon,

Thank you very much for recent order on gearbest!

We have sent you a new message entitled 'Apology letter from Gearbest about your XiaoMi Mi5 order W160903XXXXXXXXXXX' in your gearbest account."

Absolutely zero honour.

>>56438378
Okay, update. Flashed it with the Global Fastboot and it's working properly.

Still no locale option for the UK though. Should I just pick China? Does it matter so long as the language is correct?

>>56438901
ve monk

>>56439005
Read it anon
You're getting free points

>>56439007
Pick Hong Kong or India it will set it to English.

Did you flash MiUI V8?

>>56438849
Noted. I'll see what I can do.

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trips decide the next anime fig i buy off aliexpress

it has to be
>under $20
>only cute anime girls
>no SAO

will consider dubs if its less than 10 bucks

>>56439032
Honk Dong it is. I will be Wei Shen.

and yeah, it's definitely MiUI8.

>>56439062
>that weeb figurine guy
>that shitty pokemon figurine guy
>that nazi legos guy
etc etc

>>56439062
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Total-Penis-Cancer/32607247527.html

Go fuck yourself. Enjoy.

>>56439085
tfw i'm all of those guys

>>56439032
>setting locale to India
don't do it you'll have a shitty experience

>>56438000
Where'd you buy it from, link?

>>56439103
mmm if you stick around ill answer
wife's son is currently using the PC
it was aliexpress and probably the seller top of the 'sort by orders' list

>>56439062
You are a terrible attention-whore, but I want to know how she turns out to be.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/lewd/32354977137.html

>>56439062
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/trips/32674954794.html

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>>56438901
According to https://audiobudget.com/ (linked on the CSG wiki) it's the Somic V4's.
Mine are coming in the mail so I can't confirm yet.

>>56438959

Not much you just squeeze on it for more pressure.

>>56438288
You forgot to use the skill hole.

I really hate this FuckMeOS that comes with my Meizu phone. Is there a chink phone that comes with stock Android?

>>56439062
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/please-choose-this-and-post-a-review-anon/32608862167.html

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Can anyone recommend one of those tiny bluetooth controllers ?

What are some good (and cheap) Micro-USB cables?

>>56438772
>when you realise they meant "hornets"

>>56439221
oukitel phones come with a pretty stock android rom

>>56438784
>>56438825

m8s you're not paying DHL the import tax, DHL has paid the tax on your behalf so they can move your package and now they want their costs back.

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>>56439224
hey, i actually have that one, but it's legit original, sorry!

>>56439221
Ulefone ROMs are 99% stock once you kick off the chinkbloat.

>>56439017

I don't give a fuck about goodboy points.

>>56438825
that's not how shit works. should have lurked moar

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>>56439291

>>56439306
Get out.

>>56438620
Sanrenmu and Ganzo, basically pick whichever ones have the deployment/locking methods and/or aesthetic you like.

Some of my personal recommendations:
http://www.gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_198687.html - Sanrenmu is the OEM for the CRKT Drifter which is considered by knife enthusiasts to be one of the best name brand budget knives, and this knife is literally that knife but without the CRKT logo and less than half the price.

http://www.gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_185413.html - This is a copy of the Chris Reeve Sebenza, which is a $200+ knife and while anyone who owns a real Sebenza will tell you it's not nearly as good as the real deal, the general consensus is this is an insanely good knife for the price. Here's a video review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8ptgiZ-5e4

http://www.gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_267528.html - This is basically a chink-only type of knife that is a copy of a Spyderco Paramilitary but with a copy of a Benchmade axis lock. Video review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp70L1yIDpE

http://www.gearbest.com/pocket-knives-folding-knives/pp_218908.html - I actually ordered the last one of these GB had in stock last week because of a very favorable review I read online. Here is that review (the blade shape is different but it's the same knife otherwise): http://www.everydaycommentary.com/2014/03/san-ren-mu-605-review.html

Also you can look on Ali for "spider knife" or "spyder knife" for Spyderco counterfeits which I understand are actually good knives in their own right. Also "sebenza" for straight up Chris Reeve fakes, which I have also ordered one of.

I'm also looking at this for a good fixed blade but I'm waiting for it to go back on sale, it used to be $6.99: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/buck-knife/32706564021.html

>>56439062
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/ qt-girl/32607247527.html

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/best-girl/32714112690.html

>>56439285
that's their loss not mine
Fuck DHL!

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Any Swissfags tried buying a knife yet? I feel like I'm missing out on a meme here but I don't want to risk anything.

>>56439349
DHL won't send the item back to Gearbest until they've been paid. So you won't get a refund unless DHL are paid.

>>56439353

I'm in basel and bought a ganzo g302-b and it came through without issue, was labelled as multi tool, but w/e

>>56439319
this cat picture would make a nice framed photo
reckon Huang would oblige?

>>56436367
been there, done that.
It still fucks up artist sort and cuts names in music mode.
Folder mode works though.

>>56439372
>fellow basler
Nice, thanks.
This http://www.ezv.admin.ch/zollinfo_privat/04414/04416/index.html?lang=de says as long as it can't be operated with one hand and is under certain measurements it's not a weapon, so that means it gets treated like anything else, I guess?

>>56439062
Kai put on your trip so I can filter you

>>56439422

basically, if it's not a flick/butterfly knife, you're good.

>>56438559
Just curious what's wrong with the violin? It looks good to me

anyone know if the parker pens on ali are fakes?

>>56439062
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-Japanese-Anime-Figures-Toradora-Aisaka-Taiga-Pvc-Figure-Cartoon-Hot-Toys-14cm-Toys-Kid-Gift/32379937918.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_1_10057_10065_10056_10055_10054_10069_10059_10058_9915_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_7&btsid=40a559dd-4cb7-4b1f-98cc-97ac5d483360

>>56439455
100% real brand high quality genuine ware

>>56438265
Needs more hydraulic noises.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-TNJLD5K4U

>>56439037
Hello, this is 404'ed in the randomizer: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Genuine-Wholesale-SLuban-The-Caribbean-Pirates-Building-Blocks-Series-0279-Children-Puzzle-Assembled-Toys/32356778191.html

>>56439455
yep they are the real deal for the row row plice of just niney niney penny

>>56439005
>>56439017
>>56439306

>tfw you aren't the ONE Mexican whose order went through

http://www.htcmania.com/showthread.php?t=1224950&page=30

why bother living?

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>>56439451
it is not

>>56439441
how to get a butterfly knife into switzerland?

>>56439504

The fuck. It's not nearly as exciting IRL.

>>56439535
Oh, thanks, I missed it

>>56439540

you don't, it's peaceful here and you don't need it.

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>>56439540
ABSOLUTTE SPINNER

>>56439603
why are euros so scared of weapons

>>56439643
>Why are you scared of weapons?
Just think about that sentence for a moment, my burger friend.

>>56439643

why are american's so patriotic yet hold weapons to stop their country from taking them?

>>56439656
The only people who are scared of weapons are people who don't have weapons of their own.

>>56439643
>swiss
>scared of weapons
Kek. They have almost as high legal gun ownership as US.

>>56439674
Switzerland actually has a lot of guns (we still have military conscription), but the point still stands.
>why are you afraid of tools designed to harm people?
hmmm
>The only people who are scared of weapons are people who don't have weapons of their own.
But when if a fight actually breaks out, you're going to get hurt, winner or loser.

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>>56439643
rly made me think

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>>56439643
>>56439674

>>56439139
Any good sheds on Ali?

>>56439705
I'd rather get hurt than killed.

>>56439540
Buy a stainless steel/titanium butterfly knife comb and improvise it.

>>56439734
>fight with fists
>walk away with bruises
>fight with knives/guns
>walk away with severe blood loss (if you can even walk away)
?
I'm personally not against guns but I can also understand people who say we'd rather have less weapons around than more.

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Totally legit battery arrived.

>>56439226
8bitdo zero

>>56438293
Literally unplayable

>>56439772
the thing is, if somebody wants to assault you, they might not use their fists, think about it, somebody that's gonna rob you or whatever is not a law abiding citizen

>>56439779
The sticker on yours is less lopsided than mine.

>>56439772
Theres a reason guns are called the great equalizer
Fats, women, manlets, chinks, olds, whitebois, chads, they all are equal while you cant say the same with fists

Also a brawl with niggers is worse than getting stabbed in the gut

Fingolians here who've bought knives from china, any problems with getting them through customs?

>>56439800
I guess, I was thinking more about the shadier corners of the streets. Like I said, I'm not against guns, but I can understand the people who are to some degree.

>>56439643
bin that knife goy

>>56439779
what are you going to store in it?
How much can it hold in it?

I can't find a good cheap chink n64 flash cart.

>>56439787

Can you tell me a bit about it?

what's a good small knife I can carry around in my keychain?

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>>56439920
Concerta pills, and there ain't much space in due plastic inner.

>>56439335
Any more fixed blade recommendations?

>>56438740
selfchinked

>>56440002
THeres a .99 $ key knife on ALi

>>56438104
I got one of those multimeters, and it was shit. The wires blow out when the have too much voltage run through them.

>>56440052
i tested it on my power supply at 48v DC and nothing exploded

>>56440043
is it good against sand niggers invading my neighborhood?

>>56440043
Not him, but that knife is pretty shit.

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>tfw want meme chinktop but with the customs rape it would be more expensive than just buying a non-chink Zenbook

EU warehouse fucking when

>>56440091
Maybe I just got two lemons

>>56440098
No. Its really small like as long as the upper third of your finger

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http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_285132.html?wid=21
Cop or not?

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OP here, at work right now so I can't make a thread if someone can cover for me that'd be great.

Will be working late all week from 14:30 to 22:30 gmt+1

>>56440200
rip news

>>56439335
how about knives on aliexpress? any good ones?

>>56440242
Not really, better looking at GB.

http://www.gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_363854.html

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This is the charger that came with my xiaomeme, it doesnt even fit in my sockets, I need a good charger to replace this.
1/2

>>56440200
Can't you take a 5 minutes toilet break and make a new thread?

>>56440290
Get this kind adapter www.aliexpress.com/item/totally-not-housefire/32607570448.html?w

>>56440315

he works at one of the redmeme knock-off sweatshops in hellsville, mainland china.

if he takes a toilet break, they kill him.

>>56440290
2/2
What the fuck guys

>>56440242
Most of the knives on Ali are either cheap chinky shit, replicas, or counterfeits. Not to say there aren't good knives on Ali but the selection of EDC type of knives for non-fakes is better on GB.

>>56440200
What kind of shit job do you have if you have to work those hours and can't take a break for a moment?

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>>56440334
Shit

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>>56440290
I have a plug adapter just like that, I took it apart to show /csg/ and when I put it back together it wouldn't stay attached to the plug.

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I made a thread guys
>>56440396
>>56440396
>>56440396
>>56440396