Oh boy! A package at my front door! It was there since Saturday.

Whats in it?

>>56427312

horse cocks

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>>56427312
Patience young grasshopper. All will be revealed in time.

make it quick nigger

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>>56427330
I find your insinuation that I stole this package offensive and insulting.

>>56427350
>.
Why?

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Reminder than Sony invented eliminating the internal CD ROM drive in 1999.

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Turn over your laptop RIGHT NOW and tell me where it was made in.

>>56427350
200 or 266mhz?

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>>56427410
I have no idea. I'll have to check.

>>56427402
Precision engineered in China mate.

>>56427423
Looks like you have a P2-333MHz under there.

>>56427325
Congratulations, you've bought an obsolete piece of garbage.

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IDS HABBENIG

>>56427462
Why did you buy this

>>56427462
How can Apple even compete?

Poo in the Loo, Pajeet.

>>56427350
>For Distribution with a New PC Only.
>New PC only
reported to FBI, enjoy your v&.

unboxing threads are literally worse than unboxing videos on youtube

this is normie shit and not technology, buzz off pal

>>56427462
Ayyy I just got one of these a couple weeks ago with the media dock too
can't find my AC adapter though

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>>56427479
Because mommy only gave me $50 for a new PC.

>Vaio
Excellent
>Laptop
Noooo

>>56427559
You're archiving those recovery disks... right?

>>56427559
>$50 for that piece of garbage
you really are an idiot, aren't you

>>56427565
Are there vaio desktops or some shit? What are you saying here?

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>>56427580
y u mad tho?

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>>56427580
>he thinks $50 is a lot
when you're employed you'll literally wipe your ass with that money

>>56427596
watchu gonna do with it srsly OP?

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>>56427617
Buy a PCMCIA NIC and shitpost on 4chinz.

>>56427596
>>56427617
install gentoo

>>56427602
>literally

if you're american and buy toilet paper in bulk maybe, but some people don't like to walk around with shit on their asses and clean their butts after poo. so no, you don't "literally" do so unless you're an amerifat

inb4 accusations of pajeet

>>56427596
>>56427626
>battery still works
Noice

Dixon PII laptops are the best

>>56427457
>being this mad all the time

I hope you have fun OP, I've been tempted to buy some of the stranger pc offerings from japan.

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>>56427628
I don't think gentoo existed back then, and if it did it probably wouldn't have booted on this.

>>56427664
install slackware
dual boot with NT4 when you actually want to do something useful

>>56427559
>register your VAIO

You know what must be done.

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>>56427676
But I has no interbutts.

>>56427380
>Sony
>making CD-ROM obsolete

>>56427704
Get it online fuccboi work something out.

Explore the wonders of the internet using Windows 98.

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>>56427748
say that to my facefucker and not online see what happens

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>>56427769
But wait! There's more!

>>56427777
eat a dick tranny

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>>56427789
There's no need to be upset that I got a free parts machine in the deal. :^)

>>56427777
what is it?

>>56427837
But my name isn't Sam.

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Well, that's enough stalling. I know why you guys really came here to see. Let's get on with the main attraction shall we?

How is that better than suicide?

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>>56427910
No, I came here to see you install a Linux distro that would make your shitty laptop functional.

>>56427937
But some dude in AOL chatrooms told me linux was a meme.

>>56427910
oh god no dont do it stop now

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>>56427966
Ok ok, how about this instead.

>>56427980
Go on

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>>56427704
That's a serial port right?

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>>56428006
No that's a power button.

More importantly, I installed Winblows but now I can't log in. PLS HALP /G/

>>56427980
https://youtu.be/-lyfqUDFe0A

Whoops, ruined your thread.

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>>56428060
But you didn't explain how you hacked Bill Gates.

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It's over Netscape is finished.

>>56427980
Cute mouse pad dude

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>>56427910
IM CALLING THE POLICE

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>>56428109
am i the only one who sees goatse in this pic?

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It's over. Microsoft won.

>>56428109
/A E S T H E T I C/

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Is this what it's like to be a dad?

>>56427910
deliver on this you shit
bet you could get it to boot

>>56428191
no

>>56427591
>vaio desktops
Let me be clear. There were two choices. You made the wrong one.

>>56427635
poorfag

>>56428276
VAIO laptops are breddy dank too though
t. armchair VAIO collector

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Well, enough nonsense and goofing around, time for the real deal.

>>56428306
Didn't know vaio made armchairs. Post some?

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>>56428338

>>56428349
just like your mom didn't know what an abortion was too, huh?

>>56427372
>?
areyousomekindofautist

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>plug in logitech laser mouse
>it just werkz

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Xeno scum never knew what hit'em.

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>>56428591
Damn that picture came out terrible.

>>56427402
>Turn over your laptop RIGHT NOW and tell me where it was made in.

Or better yet, do a bench mark and show me what it can do.. Yea thats what i thought.

>>56427635
poorfag

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>>56428615
You seem upset onii-chan. I can assure you there is no need to be.

>>56427402

It's funny that you think all of that laptop was made in Japan. It was probably assembled there, but most of those internals are chinky as all hell.

>>56428670
go back to starcraft

>>56428830
>what the fuck is an onnichan

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>>56428815
All cheese. All day.

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>>56429381
Never knew what hit'em.

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>>56429401
gg

>someone talks about a modern laptop

HURR DURR BUY A PC BACK TO V HURRR

>200000 year old laptop

Everyone drooling over it


This is not a tachnology but an autism board like pol and k

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>>56429479
Why are you so upset onii-chan?

>>56429479
every board on 4chan is full of autistic retards, /g/ is no exception

>>56427635
>inb4 accusations of pajeet
You're just an autist. Pajeet shits in the street but he isn't a retard

>>56427635
rude desu

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Alright boys and /g/oys we're going live.

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IDS HABBENIG

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Well shit.

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Time for drastic measures.

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There are unironically so many 56k users in 2016 that every free 56k service line is busy.

>>56430938
The cap may be 0.

>>56430998
Well shit, guess my old access numbers are obsolete.

http://nocharge.com/

>>56427559
that desktop background brings back memories

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>>56431117
I've been meaning to change that actually.

>>56431160
fuck you

>>56429479
it's called nostalgia faggot

>>56431160
send the wallpaper.

>>56431160
If you you even manage to get online, get KernelEX and install Firefox 9.0.1

>>56431163
There's no need to be upset. :^)

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>>56431241
We shall see.

>>56431266
DO IT

why am I following this shitty thread?

>>56431319
Because you've lost control of your life.

>>56431350
me too

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>>56431350
you don't know the half of it

>>56431319
in my defense i am also jerking my dick and burning windows boot discs

>check egoy
>old laptops are all over $100 + ship

What the fuck why?

>>56427559
Really? Fifty bucks for that? Where'd you get it OP, I might wanna pick one up to install gentoo on something. Seems average in terms of power and battery, is it?

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Should I update my antivirus guys?

>>56431536
get malwayre bites or intsll mes

>>56431536
Get interwebs connection

>>56431536
Norton would be best

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>>56428338
>mfw I still have this and broodwar on cd

>>56428719
No shit faggot

>>56431510
eGoy.

The battery lasts maybe 5 minutes. Might pull it apart and replace them with new 18650s.

>>56429423
Time to load up Warcraft 3 and do ancients rush

>>56431603
>Warcraft 3
>Pentium II

>>56431591
What did you search for?

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>>56431622
You must not have been through the "poverty gaming" childhood.

Trust me, it can be done.

>>56431650
Yeah I was a spoiled shit. I had a $2000 PIII 550MHz 256MB SDRAM Riva TNT2 64MB Gateway at 15 as a birthday present. Though it was supposed to primarily be an "investment in my education".

>>56431625
Sony laptop.

>>56427297
Hi Will

>>56431816
Eugene, Oregon.

>>56427297
Are you fucking seriously reporting this shit? Same exact pictures from a few weeks back.

Get fucked.

>>56431840
It says 9/2 on the label, so... You should really apologize.

>>56431603
>You will never set all settings to low so your Pentium processor can barely run the game.
>You will never beg the host to just give you 2 more seconds please god damnit while your 56k modem transfers at agonizing speed
>You will never be kicked for lagging as you are about to clench it
>You will never be permanently muted for impersonating a Blizzard rep
>You never use maphack and hack detector to know fucker side from 1 was hacking at once and denying it

I wanna go back...

>>56429479
It's like you're begging for more shilling and shitposting

>>56431853
>>56431840
Oh sorry. I only saw the first few pics. When he posted last time, it had the same anime K On picture so I thought it was the same.

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Let us play find OP!

>>56431885
He really apologized.
The mad man!

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>>56431889

>>56428191
The money bag?

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>>56431889
>>56431835
>>56431816
I somehow doubt Bill from Eugene Oregon really cares what I do with the laptops he sold me.

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>>56431867

>>56431889
>>56431835
>>56431816
>lets find the recipient by looking up the sender!

You are literally fucking retarded.

>>56431963
Am I?
I'm sure if we interrogate them with a $5 hammer they will give up the other address.You would be a bad FBI agent. Oh shit. FBI is here!

>>56427297
>3. You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

I may or may not have reported the OP. Let's just say if the OP gets banned /g/ will be a better place for everyone.

>>56431979
I'm sure you would risk imprisonment and a criminal record to find out the identity of a random stranger on the internet that bought an old laptop and posted pictures of it on a Malaysian silk weaving subreddit.

>>56432017
I thought this was a kurdish underwater basket weaving forum.

>>56428191
Win Bill Goatses' Money!

>>56431889
L, we meet again

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>>56432112
>the hunter becomes the hunted

>>56432002
No board respects rule 3, it's basically what makes 4chan, 4chan.

>>56432002
That rule's only there to get the fuzz off our ass

>>56432112
Lee is my name.

>>56431591
Do it.

>>56432376
Meme is my game

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>>56432376
you're alive?

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>not a Compaq Armada
What are you, fuckin gay?

>>56427297
You're the same faggot that keeps posting essentially the same thread with old-but-essentially-modern hardware, right? Fuck off, dude. Your threads suck dick. It's not impressive to run hardware that is essentially the same as what's on the market today.

>>56433250
No, but you're welcome to get just as mad at me.

I love getting (You)'s without even actually doing anything. :^)

>>56433250
this. you act like an xp laptop is noteable

>>56427559
The Make a Wish foundation didn't give you the additional money to buy a decent notebook?

>While VAIO and bio sound identical in Japanese, the VAIO name also has a phonetic connection to the word violet. Sony started building its PCs with purple color schemes, and the firm has transformed the brand into a name that has been associated with high-end computers ever since.

>tfw i never made the connection for 2 decades

>>56433444
No. I wanted a Pentium Pro, but they refused to put up the money for one.

>>56432017
How come it always boils down to Malaysia?

>>56427540
No, it's an old 4chan tradition.

This thread reminded me of the first Matrix movie. Noice.