>Turing Phone Cadenza >2 (two) Snapdragon 830 processors

>>56420783
does it have 2 (two) batteries as well?

> falling for a joke phone

>>56420783
>5.8
Into the trash it goes.

>>56420783
>deep learning AI OS
botnet.

I wish I could just install linux with those specs.

>>56420783
And Android will still lag

>will it bend
Stess test here we go

>>56420847
You can

>>56420818
It has 3 batteries.

>>56420818
Three actually

>>56420783

>no headphone jack

dropped

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>>56420783
>hydrogen fuel cell battery
>"Yeah I'll call you back aft-whoops!"

this is what "rich people phone" should be like. Not sure if this is joke or not, but 2400+1600 mah still not that good, lenovo vibe p1 has 5000mah, so battery life won't be best.
God knows how much it'd cost, 5k dollars maybe?
>60 MP camera
Jesus, this has to be joke

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>gayming phones are now a thing

I would trade all of those top-tier specs for an average phone with a huge battery and vanilla Android.

Battery life is the most important spec.

>>56420991
2400+1600+hydrogen fucking cells.

>>56420783
Smells like pure bullshit to me.

Stop discussing obvious scams

>>56421019
You're a retard, if battery life is most important, get a dumbphone.

>>56420783
>only 2k
:^)

>>56421015
whats wrong with that laptop

>>56420783
I thought you fags learned your lession with the ubuntu touch?

>>56421207
It was designed by retards.

>>56420783
Who the fuck needs a phone THAT overkill?
The battery is nice but... 12 Gigs of ram on a portable device? 60MPx Camera?

>>56421019
It's not 2012 anymore, this thing called quick charging exists

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What the fuck is a
> triplet lens
?

>>56420783
Does it self sterilize after being on and used by my fucking slimy face and hands all day?

>>56421327
In what way? i look at the specs for it and it seems to check out for specs as gaming laptops go. Doesn't seem any worse than the average one

>>56420869
It's made of Duranium, so no.

>>56421634
What I mean is it looks like absolute shit, it's stupid gaymur trash.

>>56421605
Silver plate it and add nano hydrophobic coat.

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>Dual Processors
>Graphene superconductor battery
>Hydrogen fuel cell

wat
actually a fire hazard
probably a bomb

Truly, the Titan X of phones.

>WiGig
kek

>>56421665

Matter of personal opinion, I think they look nice enough, certainly better than alienware or Sager. The cooling system works and the design is usually easy to upgrade and sturdy. So aside from the styling what exactly do you have a problem with?

Oh, that's right, because you only like minimalistic and sophisticated designs for sophisticated people such as yourself who would never bespoil your incredibly important mind with something like fun or entertainment

that phone can make me handjobs?

>>56421665
> It doesn't look like a macbook so it must be shit

>>56421765
>Implying I wouldn't prefer the Thinkpad look

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>>56421791

You mean like this?

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>420-core phone
>use it for snapchat, instagram and facebook

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>>56421754
>Oh, that's right, because you only like minimalistic and sophisticated designs for sophisticated people such as yourself who would never bespoil your incredibly important mind with something like fun or entertainment
Actually, yes, us adults have better things to do than spend time and money on shitty gaymur gear and vidya gaymez. If I did happen to have spare time, which is rare, it would more than likely be spent reading or doing something else productive.
>>56421811
No, something more along the lines of this.

>60 mp camera
>likely a tiny ass sensor
what's the point

>>56421900
>If I did happen to have spare time, which is rare, it would more than likely be spent reading or doing something else productive.
> something else productive
Like arguing with strangers on the internet about what a laptop is supposed to look like?

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>>56421900
>touchpad
>16:9 screen

Ewwgh

A 16 core Android phone will still be beaten by a 2 core iPhone. Screenshot this

>>56421929
No, I don't bring books to work, and I don't have anything to do right now.

The battery is the most interesting thing by far.

>>56421765
It literally looks like a children's toy.
There are games consoles that look more grown up.

>>56421639
>Duranium

You mean the fictional material ships in Star Trek are made out of?

If anyone believes this is a real product, they'd have to be one of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever seen.

>>56421754
t. angry /v/irgin

>>56420783
Son, they're bringing a carrier group to a gunfight.

>>56420783
>MFW the average 2016 phone has more RAM and computing power than my 2007 Phenom desktop.

>>56420783

>>2 (two) Snapdragon 830 processors
Shure i want that kind of heat in my pocket.
>>1Tb internal + 2 (two) microSD slots
Will it have a shitty pricing tiers like every cellphone right now and the base model be 16gb with no mSD slot?
>>5.8" 2k display
Disgusting
>>2 (two) front cameras with a combined 20MP
3D seflies like some HTC phones
>>60MP "IMAX 6K quad" rear camera with triplet lens
6K playback on 2k display...yeah no. Also 6k is just around 14-16mpx 60mpx would be far above 6K 70mm.
>>4 (four) nanoSIM slots
Why?

Honestly just give me a god damn flip phone with a decent 13MP or better shooter that does 1080p vidya has OIS all that.

>>56420783
Oh boy I can finally use Firefox without it lagging!

>>56423005
what the fuck

>>56420837
agreed, anything less than 6.5" is heresy

>>56420991
that's 4,000 mAh total
and don't forget that you can fully charge the 2400 almost instantly, probably in under a minute since it's a supercapacitor

>>56421952
>c2d
>No trackpad for multitouch gestures

it looks like it's made to fill out a spec sheet

>it is OK now to have a 2cm thick phablet.

>>56422025
Probably because it is marketed as a toy? Fucking retard.

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>>56421900
>it would more than likely be spent reading or doing something else productive.

you here postin on /g/ nigga