>want to buy pizza >can't because all payment methods

Go to the pizza place and buy it there

You can use cash. If you consider cash proprietary, I'm pretty sure you can find someone who will give you a pizza if you suck their dick. I haven't tried it, but I suspect you'll need to get used to it.

Fucking Kill Yourself m8

>>56403849
You could always kill yourself.

I recommend it actually.

>>56403849
>all payment methods are non-free
>wanting free pizza
fuck off poorfag

Buy ingredients and make it yourself
Or better farm up your ingredients if you respect your freedom

>>56403916
haha i get it because you're violating our expectation about the meaning of the word "free" because it means different things. that's really clever. we definitely don't hear that joke a lot on /g/. you're really clever.

>>56403921
>farm up your ingredients
>using propreitary seeds
what's the point? they aren't even organic.

>>56403940
>buying non-free seeds
jesus you fucking disgusting plebs make me so sick.

>>56403931
stfu idiot, get money

Over here you can order takeaway food with bitcoin from the largest food site.

>>56403957
prove it.

>>56403849

>money
>proprietary

cannot compute suffix of object files: cannot compile

one of them is a tool

Search around for a pizza place that accepts bitcoin.

>>56403954
i'm not OP. your joke is just objectionably tired from any perspective.

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>>56403977
if you can't search shit on your own, maybe you should try not eating???

just a thought. give it a shot. for like 2 weeks.

>>56404034
stfu
>>56403957
>>56404009
good luck buying bitcoin anonymously

>>56403977
http://www.thuisbezorgd.nl/

>>56404058
1) you can mine bitcoin, you fucking hilariously retarded oaf.
2) the OP never complained about staying anonymous. freedom and anonymity are different things. i don't expect a troglodyte to understand the difference, but try.

>>56404069
>you can mine bitcoin
hi 2010

>>56404069
>1) you can mine bitcoin, you fucking hilariously retarded oaf.
wow and after 5 years of mining and a $5000 additional electricity bill you will finally have $2 worth of BTC

>>56404058
>worrying about anonymity
>ordering pizza
>you give them a delivery location, usually your home or somewhere near there
lol are we for real here?

>>56404080
>>56404084
i didn't say it was rewarding. taking retarded, extreme measures on the basis of principle usually costs you something - either time or actual money or something.

>>56404058
>what is localbitcoin
>what is tumbling
>what is getting paid directly in bitcoin

>>56404092
Just arrange delivery at an abondoned building or in a park or something.

>>56404105
Honestly I wouldn't bother with these people. They're either retarded or they somehow don't know the context in which bitcoin was mentioned here despite us being only ~25 posts into the thread.

>>56404112
yes, have them deliver to a place where your entry and exit will be very noticeable given the relative lack of traffic in the area. that's the sort of OPSEC savviness i've come to expect from /g/.

you know what would be really anonymous? showing up at the restaurant some time after the order is prepared, paying in cash, and then taking whatever route you need to get back home. if someone benefits from security cam footage showing you walking into a restaurant, being there for 2 minutes, and then leaving, then let them.

>>56404138
shut up nerd, I could probably beat your ass in real life

>>56404228
you'd have to get over your social anxiety and your stutter before getting out of the basement, though, wouldn't you? i'm feeling pretty safe.

>>56403849
grow your own ingredients and make your own goddamn pizza

>>56403907
Based on cases last year, this post can now get you jail time.

>>56404054
No employer pays in bitcoins. You have to exchange them for dirty fiat money or government-surveilled credit.

>>56403849
4chan is proprietary

>>56408847
ur moms pussy is open source.

>>56403849
grow own produce, make own dough, make own oven, bake own pizza

its the only way to be free.

Holy shit
>call pizza place
>tell them what you want
>tell them you want carry out
>get your lazy fucking ass out of your computer chair
>go OUTSIDE
>get in your vehicle
>drive to the pizza place
>PICK IT UP
>pay CASH
>pay no delivery fee, no tip, nothing
>drive home
>enjoy your fucking pizza
Every goddamn time BAWW PROPRIETARY PAYMENT BAWWW TIP shit comes up, I tell people this and I'm ignored. Are you all really this fucking lazy?

>>56408941
>using mobile phones with malicious tracking features
>using closed-source pizza recipes

>>56403907
sent

>stfu

>>56409109
>mobile phones
Who said use a mobile phone? You do have a home phone, right? RIGHT?

>closed source
All pizza is almost exactly the same goddamn recipe, it's all about the quality of the ingredients.

>implying home phones aren't listening too

>>56403907
Reported.

>>56409238
You'll need to drive to the pizza place ahead of time and put in your order then.

Go to pizza place and try to barter with shit you stole from your moms living room you neet piece of shit.

>>56409217
>>56409238
Okay, so:
- go to the pizza place
- tell them what you want
- leave and go back in ten minutes if you feel like it, whatever
- buy your pizza for cash
- walk home
Congratulations you have bought a pizza anonymously. Wear a balaclava too if you want.

Also, credit cards don't require you to run proprietary software. The firmware in the chip can't be replaced, so it's indistinguishable from a circuit. It's an issue of anonymity, not freedom.
> I have a credit card, but I use it as rarely as possible. Effectively, only for airline tickets, car rental, and hotel checkin — because they demand identification anyway.

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This is the embodiment of Autism here.

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>>56409109
Holy shit just fucking end your life already you paranoid faggot.

>buying pizza
found your problem fat fuck.
go out and eat something healthy.

Cash is non-free. I tried to modify my 1 dollar bills by the addition of 0's, and I got arrested.

>>56403849
make your own pizza instead of buying proprietary pizzas asshole