Is it even possible to pirate Microsoft Office anymore if you

>>56383803
Yeah probably. That sounds right.

Yes. It gets up and smashes any external media containing Office 2013, and burns your internal hard drives with a welding torch.

Have you tried Installing Gentoo? You should try Installing Gentoo.

>>56383803

debian testing doesn't have this problem

Is there any real reason to upgrade from old editions?

Cmon mate, is this troll thread?

>>56383803
> updating windows

I just use google docs

The last time I used office was on a school library computer because I was stuck on campus for a few hours.

It was miserable.

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>>56383803
> not just using 2009 office or turning off windows update or both
wow. nice blog btw.

>>56383803
You can't subscribe for windows updates with your pirated windows.
However it's really easy to shutdown the update service now and you should do it. Keep in mind that it's not recommended for enterprises.
Microsoft Office 2016 is the last desktop based Microsoft Office so you should switch to the web based product to keep easy. Now if you really want to be illegal, don't expect so much!