Your at the airport, It's time to check that phone

Give them my phone but not the battery or microSD
Most phones won't even turn on without a battery

Phone is encrypted and I don't know the password

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>>56383652
>Your at the airport, It's time to check that phone anon.
>What do you do?

Put it in the fucking bin and grab it when it comes out.

>>56383652
>You mean this? This is not my phone and I don't know the password.
And then give them my old, clean phone that I don't use any more

>>56383738
You've got metal on you for the fifth time in a row, you've been selected for a finger up your ass. Sir.

Like a virgin..

>>56383728
lol you think we're fucking stupid? I just hand them my tazer and tell them it's my phone like anyone else would.

Sorry officer I don't own a phone. Might wanna check on that big less than excellent smelling guy behind me with the patchy beard and fancy hat.

>>56383942
>Not Ok
Fedora's

They dont go through your phone at the airport. You just put it in the bin, go through the metal detectors and grab it on the way out. You can also totally get away with using one of the plane even though they say you can't, I've never had a flight attendant say anything (I fly at least once or twice a month due to my job).

>>56384038
Provided you get service at altitude, sure. But you won't -- I promise you.

>>56384174
Don't give in to the edgy kid who can't follow rules and isn't old enough to fly alone.

Ok is phone searching just a meme in America? Do they really search your phones at traffic stops, border crossings and when you pass through security?