I need a small concealable recording device that can be hidden

>>56366266
>records at 360 degrees
?

you're moms ass records cock imprints at 360 degrees

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>>56366281

Something so small I can stick to my shirt/button up and that doesn't need to be directed at the direction it should be recording.

>>56366266
>records at 360 degrees
That's not how sound works you dingus, unless you want to put a mic above your head, you will need at least 4 mics for full range

>>56366332

Okay I will buy 4 microphones for full surveillance.

I just need something conceivable.

>>56366327
>so small

have you considered you're dick you impotent faggot?

try one of those audio recorders made to look like a usb drive, or a pen

>>56366384

>try one of those audio recorders made to look like a usb drive, or a pen

Okay, it needs to pick up audio at about 10 metres.

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>>56366399
Literally impossible.
If you want long range earing, you need a directional microphone, if you want small mics, you get these that you can solder and wire them up around your body but the range will be limited.

>>56366384

Also I need something that is not chinese shit and professional equipment.

I imagine you could do this. Phone microphones are tiny and do very good noise cancellation up to at least 5 m. 10 m might be pushing it though. Also like others have said you will need direction or an array of microphones.

>>56366437

5 to 3 metres are okay.

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>>56366491
Start eating like crazy, gain weight, then, without telling anybody, lost that weight and make a fake belly so you can stuff it with directional mics without anyone becoming suspicion

>>56366510

What directional microphone is any good?

I can conceal it in my bad/backbag. Does it need to be aimed directly or just general direction?(like 90 degrees to my right)

>>56366552
You're looking at a pretty specific application, the best thing to do might be to get a few different microphones and test them out yourself.

>>56366573

What microphones can you recommend that might fulfill my requirements?

>>56366510
Woke up my roommate.