Best programmers of all time

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>>56353916

Dennis Ritchie, Ken Thompson and Alan Turing. These guys practically created computer science.

>>56354004
why are you posting yourself, lennart?

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>>56353916

>>56354108
Not sure if bait or average /g/ poster

>>56354108
Two autists and a faggot. Just how I imagine a /g/ meetup would be like.

>>56354198
kek

>>56354108
that's like saying the best visual artists are at Adobe/Autodesk

Probably some unknown engineer at Microsoft who is tasked with fixing nearly impossible to fix kernel level bugs on Windows 10

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this guy made c++

probably some guy who didn't fall for the university meme

the guy from linux mint

>>56356655
Sadist

the guy who made systemd

>>56354135
Because nobody else would

>>56353916
>>56356655
Not those.

the guys who wrote DONKEY.BAS

>>56356804
oh, Theo is so awesome!
it feels sad that i am not a girl and He will never overflow my stack...

>>56356803
>>56357000

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Her.

>>56357054
Get out of here, weeb

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>>56356655

>>56354073
I don't know much about this girl, but she seems like she a narcissistic bitch.

It reminds me of the girls I work with. They write code at the level they're expected to, and then act like they're god's gift to the universe, meanwhile the guys do their job, and it's normal and not irritating. I don't get it.

>>56354243
This nigger right here is a fucking wizard.

HOWEVER: I was soooooooo pleased to find out that his code looks like mine. Really boosted my ego.

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>>56357140
Kode with Karlie Kloss, aka KKK
pic related to her koding abilities

>>56357204
So she's basically that retarded hot girl who I taught how to write hello world, except she empowers other females to like coding?

Why can't girls ever have good role models? If there's one area of society where I think guys legitimately have it better, it's that men have other men to look up to, and women just get "you go guuurrll!" people who have no skills.

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>>56357204
>KKK

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>>56353916
This guy made FFMPEG and QEMU.

He has also beat the record of Pi decimals with a Intel core i7.

Complete mad man.

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>>56353916

>>56353989
more a business man than a programmer

>>56354165
yes

>>56358489
I don't get it.

>>56353989
He's such an inspiring figure. Best one here

>>56353989
He didn't even write shit.

>>56360318
That's the joke.

>>56354004
triggered

>>56357354
he sent me an email once, that some thing i asked about won't work in current release of his software

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I would, would you?

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Janoy

>>56358799
>your head
>the joke

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This guy right here. Did you know he has an IQ of 190 and is partially responsible for the development of Rust?

>>56360592
The joke went under his head?

>http://www.chrissawyergames.com/faq3.htm
This guy of course.

>>56357259
Literally who do men look up to for programming?

>>56357259
>Why can't girls ever have good role models? If there's one area of society where I think guys legitimately have it better, it's that men have other men to look up to, and women just get "you go guuurrll!" people who have no skills.
this. Grace Hopper wrote the first compiler and is a rear admiral, she's a female role model - not some celebrity writing hello world. I legitimately want women to have a real role model to look up to so that they can strive to achieve greatness rather than being some literal who that can't write an absolute value function.

>>56360677
Linus Torvalds, John Carmack, list goes on

>>56360637
See
>>56360592

>>56360677
I'm 99% sure he was talking in general. Which he's entirely accurate.
Also
>who do men look up to for programming
Carmack

>>56360707
>>56360717
The only people who look up to them are people who already know how to program.

>>56356655
Are people who create/develop languages good programmers?

>>56360733
Anyone who grew up playing ID games would appreciate carmack for what he's done for the world, not just programmers.

>>56360733
That's not true at all. You just think it's true because you're young and think everybody outside your kool kids klub doesn't know about le obscure programmers like Carmack.

>>56360606
He also developed Ruby. Zuckerberg is the man.

>>56360733
I only recently started learning to program and have looked up to Linus Torvalds and John Carmack for years.

>>56354073
This cunt can't even write decent scripts in bash
She makes literally every tech-savy woman look like shit

>KODE WITH KLOSSY
>EVERYONE HAS A MAC
>AND I CAN'T USE BASH

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>>56357204
Just another webdev shill move along

>>56357204
please say it's fake

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>>56354108
>best programmer
>Alan Turing

Edward Kmett

>>56353989

I c what u did therr.

>>56360499
I'd give her my nanosecond.

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>>56360499
This is the correct answer and i'm sexist as fuck..

>>56357259

this is what Google spent all that time and effort trying to accomplish with their shitty get-girls-into-programming initiatives.

>>56357091
jej

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>>56357091

>>56357259
What I don't understand is why people need to find inspiration in others in the first place. If you enjoy something, you'll do it anyway.

I think this is one of those things where introverts differ from extroverts.

>>56360707
I'd rear her admiral if you know what I'm saying

actually I wouldn't, she's ugly old and gross

>>56353916
Man did Steve jobs ever age badly

>>56354243
This

>>56361670
Well, to be honest, doing everything in a bubble is boring and lonely (it can be good sometimes too, though. Moderation and all). Some girls are under the impression that they need cheerleaders to get into something, because they're forced out of it. With guys, the standard is to have accomplished men champion the things they've worked on and are interesting due to what they've accomplished (I enjoy watching Carmack talk for 3 hours about shit he does, because it's interesting stuff). Obviously in a world that made sense, girls would just look up to the same kinds of people that men look up to, like grace hopper, carmack, woz, linus etc. (And to be fair, I'm sure some do). Unfortunately a lot just look up to useless women who's only qualification is telling women how well they can do. It's like they're stuck in a perpetual self-help class.

tl:dr - role models/inspirational folk are good, for women especially because they're told (mostly by other women) they can't do shit, but the ones who get famous for women are all shit.

>>56354243
How do i learn to code like him?

>>56356655
He looks like a rapist.

>>56354165
was romero a good programmer?

>>56354243
Best. Master of the universe right here.

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>>56353916

>>56360418
Another FOSS twat of the highest order.

"FOSS is communism"

Can't afford to buy himself a new PC so has to rely on others to donate to the cause - sounds a bit like communism to me, eh Eric.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=875NbdL39A0

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>>56363533
but at least he gets laid

>>56363309
wheres this kid right now. did he make it yet

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Le coding bearded man

>>56360572

it piss

Mark Zuckerberg.
>Has an IQ of 190
>Coded Facebook and had over a million users in under 24 hours
>Developed Ruby and Rust and was in charge of C11
>Was frequently consulted for programming advice during the development of Doom (2016)
>Bonus: donated $45 billion to charity and would have done so anonymously if his wife hadn't revealed it

>Only one person has mentioned him ITT
Seriously?

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Our Lord and Saviour hands down

I'm the best. AMA.

>>56363800
What's your favourite language?
If programming languages were girls, which would be the cutest?

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This guy

>>56363729
Fuck off, his IQ wasn't 190 you dense motherfucker. It was 257.

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>>56363582
He's starting his PhD and is a Feminist.

>>56363964
school of mines confirmed for absolute joke.

>>56362924
Practice, practice and more practice.
No joke, just pick a language and fuggin go my dude. Just don't pick Java.

>>56363908
Good programmer, high IQ, he still sold out to the man, Fuckerberg

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>>56361633

>>56364046
He's not a good programmer, retard. He's a genius. His IQ isn't high, it's superhuman.

>>56360763
Yes

>>56363729
No one took the bait the first time. We won't take it now. No need to shitpost that much

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He was incredibly influential.
I see code inspired by his style everywhere.

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>>56354165
Cunt destroyer

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>>56364345

>>56363964
>Feminist

And this is the guy that said he would never have a gf

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>>56354165
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Abrash

>>56354165
loltom

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>>56362945
He is and C++ programmers are his victims, scarred for life...

>>56366664
This has a good filename. I like it.

>>56353939