>first client >says he wants all the code printed out and

>first client
>wants me to dress up as a girl while working on it

>>56338323
>>56338348
Then fucking do it. He's your client, make him happy.

do it
he probably wants someone to retype that shit
charge extra if possible for papers

>>56338323
ok that will be 10 cents a page plus 10€ for shipping
i'll send the proforma invoice to your email

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he's gonna debug it since you fucked it up.

>>56338323

Make sure your code is unreadable as fuck first.

>>56338348
That's hawt.

>>56338323
>what are code reviews?
You've obviously never read Watts Humphrey, have you?

>>56338323
CLIENT IS ALWAYS RIGHT OP

:^)

>>56338323

>he wants you to print out 50 million lines of code.

Do it.

Then do it. Make sure to charge for paper, toner/ink (per page), time spent ensuring every page is correct (no printing errors), that the entire program is represented in the printout, time spent binding/holepunching and putting in a binder, and shipping.

>>56338323
>first contractor
>posting on /g/ like a /g/angerster

Get back to work, you weeaboo faggoto

Here you go.

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