You arrive at the office on the first day of your new software

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2016-08-29 02:28:52 Post No. 56315316
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Anonymous 2016-08-29 02:28:52 Post No. 56315316 [Report]

You arrive at the office on the first day of your new software development job, and find that your new co-workers and supervisor are outside the building, eagerly waiting to greet you.

What do?

Anonymous 2016-08-29 02:30:04 Post No.56315337
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Anonymous 2016-08-29 02:30:04 Post No.56315337 [Report]

>>56315316
If at least two of them have American accents, I'm alright with this.

Anonymous 2016-08-29 02:31:19 Post No.56315345
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Anonymous 2016-08-29 02:31:19 Post No.56315345 [Report]

>>56315316
Bring down pants, squat and take a dump.

Anonymous 2016-08-29 02:31:49 Post No.56315351
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Anonymous 2016-08-29 02:31:49 Post No.56315351 [Report]

>>56315337
At least half for me

Anonymous 2016-08-29 02:32:38 Post No.56315363
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Anonymous 2016-08-29 02:32:38 Post No.56315363 [Report]

>>56315316
look down and make sure i didn't step in any poo

Anonymous 2016-08-29 02:34:02 Post No.56315383
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DESIGNATED

Anonymous 2016-08-29 02:38:15 Post No.56315441
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Anonymous 2016-08-29 02:38:15 Post No.56315441 [Report]

>>56315345
ayy

Anonymous 2016-08-29 02:52:00 Post No.56315613
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Anonymous 2016-08-29 02:52:00 Post No.56315613 [Report]

>>56315316
>hey guys. i'm starved... tell me the cafeteria makes a good curry

Anonymous 2016-08-29 02:54:30 Post No.56315633
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"Salam alaykum"

See how they react.

Anonymous 2016-08-29 02:55:30 Post No.56315647
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Anonymous 2016-08-29 02:55:30 Post No.56315647 [Report]

>>56315316
That's a lot of poo

Anonymous 2016-08-29 05:49:35 Post No.56317589
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Anonymous 2016-08-29 05:49:35 Post No.56317589 [Report]

>>56315633
what did you mean by this?

Anonymous 2016-08-29 05:53:35 Post No.56317629
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Anonymous 2016-08-29 05:53:35 Post No.56317629 [Report]

>>56317589
>Salam alaykum
its a muslim greeting

Anonymous 2016-08-29 05:55:29 Post No.56317643
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Anonymous 2016-08-29 05:55:29 Post No.56317643 [Report]

>>56317629
Yes, it roughly translates to, "Hello brother, I also have similarly barbaric views on morality."

Anonymous 2016-08-29 05:59:06 Post No.56317670
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Call the military police (border guard) that I've found some terrorists / refugees from Germany.

Anonymous 2016-08-29 06:55:18 Post No.56318167
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>>56315316

Anonymous 2016-08-29 07:03:25 Post No.56318250
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Anonymous 2016-08-29 07:03:25 Post No.56318250 [Report]

>>56317670
>SHUT
>IT
>DOWN

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