Happy 25th birthday, Linux! Here's your fucking cake, go

>>56311312
Funny tweet my man

Good.

The cake might be poisoned.

I get to choose how much i put into it.
How many chocolate chips and strawberries on it.
Thanks for letting me make it myself.

>>56311347
its old copy pasta fool

Are the eggs from free range chickens?

>>56311312
What's with the soy sauce?

>>56311892
molasses

>>56311312
le caek iz liez xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>56311892
>>56311911

Vanilla extract.

>>56311312
Yes, we all saw the tweet faggot.

>>56312643
I'm with you.
Molasses? What sort of cake is he making?

>>56312856
Not me. I don't do social media.

>>56311892
the great thing about linux is that you can choose to not use the soy sauce in your cake

>>56311350
It can still be poisoned m8, you should check the source before compiling it.

>>56313633
Might be vanilla extract

>>56313905
that's vanilla and i just took the bait

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it wasnt worth it

>>56314104
how will I ever recover?

>>56311312
>eggs
>butter
>refined, white sugar
>refined white flour
No, but thank you anyway.

>>56311746
v. v. underrated comment

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>Windows cake

Kind of looks like a cake but it's actually rotten bologna

>>56316348
10/10

>>56311312
Alright...
I'll use this cake pan. Wait, it's part of SystemEnricheD? I'll stick with my cupcakes and open source baking pan thanks.

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This is how you make a cake :)

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>>56316554
this is so disturbing, in big part because it doesn't seem to try to be disturbing

>>56311312
It's not a cake, it's Bread plus Frosting

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>>56311312
>not milling your own flour
>not milking your own cow
>not churning your own butter
>not laying your own eggs
>not fermenting your own soy sauce
Its like you cunts want to get sick. You dont know who produce this things and they could have put anything they wanted into them.

>>56311355
You're a queer.

>>56314203
wrong board man.

>>56316711
It needs to have the sound of muffled screams coming from another room accompanying it.

>>56311312
I would need a BAKEFILE for that :-----DDDDDDDD