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>>56301143
>>56300500
>>56300526
calling the anons who bought the IR thermometer

>>56301143
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you just fucking copied the OP from the previous thread?
even removing all that shit would have been better...

>>56301227
as a stinky chinky i am obligate for to make the good copy, original design not have to because lenient patent law

>>56292185

>windows
>tablet

Choose one.

>>56300429
I got a tablet a while back. I meant to root it but all I found was stuff on russian forums that I need to go through first. That's on me for not researching beforehand. The tablet itself was fine. Put a shark in it and both have worked great. Mostly watch anime and read manga on it. Shipping was fine and it was just as advertised.

>>56301143
News is old news?

>>56301143
Hasn't mixza been doing this for a while? My 128GB shark only gets ~15MB write and 35MB read. Tested with my laptops pcie card reader.

To the people complaining about old news. OP at least created a new OP, which most of you wont take time for.
>Inb4 you're Op
>inb4 you're a fag.

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>ordered a 32GB shark
>got a 16Gb sandisk instead
>got the Kingston adapter like I did for my 128GB shark
>no usb adapter?

Ordered from official seller on ali, has Mixza gone to the crapper? I only bought this because csg said they're reliable, and my 128GB card from them turned out pretty good...

>>56293995
>>56294017
>>56294085

Get out.

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>>56301328

>he didn't order le monkey face

how is everyone's older chink shit holding up (>1 year)? if we get enough conversation about this topic there should be a separate thread for this sorta thing.

>>56301335
Maybe if you showed some respect you wouldn't get fucked over so much.

>>56301233
and in the sorry

chink

I really want to buy a xiaomi phone, but... I wish I could buy it cheap from GB, so I can get more goodboy points :/

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whats the correct firmware I should have on my ruizu x02 so that it doesn't fuck up sorting?

>>56301328
Dispute. It's not a shark. Chink know they can use 'shark' edition as csg-fag lure. So they abuse that. This shit is a knockoff sandisk.

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Daily reminder that the chinks know about this threads.

HOW DO I GET GMTP TO WORK WITH MY CHINK PHONE

what's the cheapest chink hardware (hell, even android phones would fit) that can be rooted and modified?

>>56301654
will they kidnap me and torture me if I leave a bad review?

>>56301715
The other way around, they will get executed and fired for bad reviews

>>56301715
Once you buy something from them, they become your bitch.

You can do whatever the fuck you want with them, you can force them into giving you their first born.

>>56301734
ah.
well, their lives already are miserable, so who cares. not even the chink jews that enslave them care 1 bit

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>tfw not in the news
Thanks OP

>>56301654
source?

28th for butt sex

>>56301328
They're cheaper over at Gearbest and if what happened is really true then you'd be able to post a pic of the back still sealed

how did some anons find lingerie reviews with pictures? All the top items (4000+ feedback) don't have any reviews with pictures... I want to write a scraper to cache all the lingerie reviews with pics.

>>56301387

>you wouldn't get fucked over so much.

Who is getting fucked over?

>>56301285
But that's 2.0 speeds

Is the xiaomeme pad the best tablet for the money or are the other chink ones just as good? I'm not interested in dual boot/windows.

Looks like I'm going to move to an apartment twice the size of the one I have now. Any chink memes I should buy for this? Was thinking lamps but worried about housefires.

>>56302117
But it's a pcie card reader.

Wouldn't usb 2 be capped at something like 25 MB/s?

>>56302192
THis?
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_268672.html

No, I've seen tablets with similar specs and a kb dock for less locally. Don't bother with android btw.

>>56301810
He didn't even change the news. Look at the arrows and [Embed]s from his faggot extension.

>Not using 4chx or stylechan

>>56302241
usb2 is technically capped at 60, but in reality 30 is more of a soft cap.

WHy not just get the cheap usb3 reader?

>>56302293
Don't really need it. I got the 128GB for my t100ta and that's all I use it for

>order earbuds from gearbest
>item page says dispatched 28th august
>check today
>dispatched 29th
these chinks.

MIUI 8 Global ROM for Redmi Note 3 is out

http://xiaomiadvices.com/miui8-redmi-note-3-global-stable-update-download-rom-ota-update-changelog-features/

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Their emails look nice at least.

>>56302554
They are full of spelling errors and other mistakes. How hard is it to double check English emails.

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thinking of buying this shit, anyone have any opinions on it?

Best chink earphones for under 20 coins?

>>56302599
I dont see any in the last few i got.

Do chink shit GPUs exist?

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>>56302664
yeah, they're called nvidia

>>56302664
Yes> they are just old ones with modded firmware to look like they are newer ones though.

>>56302626
I ordered for just under 4$ the same thing but with an IR remote, it should arrive within the next week. Really hoping its good and actually the 10W advertised

>>56302679
I'm in the UK so our version is £10 (about 13.13$ I think) but it's still 10% the price of the competition. I'm not so sure about the wattage though, every single rebrand of the same bulb seems to list a different wattage which is a little suspicious.

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>>56302626
See how it has 9W and 7.5W in your pic?

I bought this one and thought I could get the exact colour temperature I wanted, I ended up with dim RGB with an awful interface. and a single bright white as a separate setting.

Mine was shit, but if yours is good I'd probably give them another go.

reliable seller on aliexpress for rock zircons?

>>56302736
They're £7 on Gearbest right now. Get them there instead of paying an extra £4 for Ali.

So are all these lightbulbs safe?

anyone bought any of those knockoff gundam 1/100 models off ali? any good?

>>56302696
im guessing its more expensive because you change it over wifi or something? the simple IR remote ones can be found on ali relatively cheaply

What earohones are there if I want the following:
>Good buildquality, long lasting
>Preferrably not in-ear.

I have had xiaomi pistons, dont like the in-ear type. Ive been looking at KZ ATEs, they look nice but they are in ear. Rock zircons are the same story.

>>56302626
I've been running a set of them for about a year now (the easybulb version, but they're all the same)
The white is great, it's not just a mix of RGB like you see on some of these chink bulbs. There's actually a dedicated LED in there.
The remote is shit. The bulbs allow full 24 bit control but the remote just has buttons for 16 colours. The app is also shit but the bulb is hackable so I just made my own (the bulb just takes an RGBW 8/8/8/8 value over UDP)
One of my bulbs had a blue LED die after a month but the company gave me a free replacement.

>>56302850
If you don't like in ears you'll not like the ATE-S, they're super-in ear. Deeper than most.
Consider the Hybrids

>>56302699
Link?

>>56302865
http://www.banggood.com/MIPOW-E27-5W-RGB-Smart-Bluetooth-4_0-LED-Bulb-Wireless-App-Control-100-240V-p-996878.html

I don't recommend getting that exact one, even if the bulb is the best looking one around.

>>56302858
Thanks, what about the Venture Monk earphones? Recently featured on a linusShillTips vid. They are kinda what I want but they dont look that durable.

james donkey has only one design?

Are there any chink headphones worth buying?
Currently using Superlux HD 681's but they're starting to fall apart.

>>56302879
Monks are well known for being good, if you don't want in-ear they seem to be your best choice by far. I'd love to get some myself but if it's not in-ear it just falls out for me.

Any good chink amps?

I have some speakers that need an amp. I just want something small and simple. Right now I use some old amp from 1985 but it's so big.

>>56302920
Get 668B. Best bang for the buck

>>56302879
Probably the best non-in ears but you have to keep in mind that linus is literally braindamaged and he's partially deaf in both ears.

>>56302936
Topping, SMSL
Look for class D/T amps

>>56302936
Fiio, Topping

>>56302920
if you want quality open air headphones try looking for a takstar hi 2050 , rare to find though and some sellers have upped their price considerably

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Chink shit I bought in the last 3 days

why do sellers panic so much when you open disputes with true reasons? what are the repercussions if I don't change to "other reason"?

>>56303259
because they get bad rep if they keep getting disputes with true reasons. bad rep > less sales > chink workers dont feed their families

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>>56303272
bad rep > less sales > chink workers dont feed their families > I laugh

>>56303259
It affects their store's ranking on aliexpress- when you search for an item, aliexpress shows you the higher ranked stores. Stores with problems get shit on in aliexpress' search and database system, which results in much less sales.

Aliexpress is a weird place where sellers are really shit on all the time. I think it goes a little too far against the stores- if the stores are frightened about being honest about problems (which happens to any store, it's usually not the fault of anyone related to the store itself) then it definitely is too much.

>>56303272
I feel so dirty when I allow the chinks to keep scamming, it's not just about money

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>>56303170
Thanks for the tip.
Are these and the ISK HP2010 the exact same headphones? You can get these actually in stock for half the price of the Takstar ones and the specifications and looks are pretty much identical aside from the branding on them.

>>56303297
Chinks are natural born scammers
Any system you put them in and they will abuse the shit out of it.

I think it might be because of the high population of china- you can't afford not to cheat because everyone else is.

>>56303296
>it's usually not the fault of anyone related to the store itself
I can try telling myself this

>>56303332
I'm talking about shit like things getting caught in customs, or getting damaged in transit.
Or maybe the store itself got chinked by its suppliers, like the materials they used to make the product weren't quite to the specs that were claimed.

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>>56303328
It's because of their culture actually
Cheating is normal to them as long as you get results

>>56302955
How is EVO compared to 668B?

>>56303340
I was in this thread, it was a lovely thread.

I forgot which board this was though.

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>>56303340
If you want more rage stories to read, get picture related.
China is so awful for this shit people write entire books about their experiences- Mr Stalin there isn't unique.

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>not buying MIXZA pepe flavoured micro sd cards

>>56303466
If someone started selling pepe microSDs (that were also real) they'd make a fucking killing.

>>56303328
>Chinks are natural born scammers
Nah, it's just Westerners are on the other side of the history now. You guys are the suckers of this generation.

>>56303484
It's nice that you think that but the chinese have been like this for hundreds of years. Back in the age of exploration when europe was exploding all over the globe and chinese trade really started, the chinks were still pulling this shit.
What do you think the opium wars were

>>56303483
Except they wouldn't, because the amount of people that are both autistic enough to care what their microSD looks like and are frogposters is probably a very small part of the market.

>>56303497
>What do you think the opium wars were
Chinese wanted to stop opium trade but the British don't want to

>>56303497
You talk like Westerners never "cheated"

>>56303501
You have no fucking idea dude, the chinks sell fucking pepe tissue box covers. And people buy them.

>>56303502
You should learn a little more about those wars- the reason opium trading started in the first place is because the chinese refused to accept anything but silver, and still were nearly impossible to trade with.
So opium trading kicked off.

>>56303517
>first place is because the chinese refused to accept anything but silver
That's cheating for you?

>>56303497
I have a hard time imagining how different things were in the past
Like how can you trade with someone when you don't know whether he'll send the goods or if the 34 crates you ordered won't be full of rocks

I guess they were way more reliant on friendships and recommandations back then

>>56303512
Westeners cheat, sure, but it isn't the kind of endemic, systematically accepting cheating that comes out of chinkland.

>>56303523
The reason they didn't accept anything but silver was chinkery.

>>56303501
How about a pepe tablet or a pepe laptop with a pepe OS, or maybe a pepe smartphone?

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>>56301956
Haven't had any experience buying from GB, but here's the back.

>>56302699

I fell for the xiaomi yeelight rgbw meme, pricey but werks very well with their botnet

>>56303544
>but it isn't the kind of endemic
Really, let's ignore history then.

>The reason they didn't accept anything but silver was chinkery.
Not an argument

>>56303566
You really need to stop thinking that chinks are people, it's going to get you scammed.

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Dutchbros, this is the end of the ride for us.
China buying is dead. Seems like it's no longer delivered to our mailbox.

>>56303575
>You really need to stop thinking that chinks are people, it's going to get you scammed.
>>>/pol/

I am a consumer and their just producer/wholesaler/retailer to me. Never been chinked because I do my research.

>>56303583
I'm not a Dutchbro, can you explain why it's over for you?

>>56303600
'never been chinked'
Said the man just before he was chinked

>>56303583
I got that once.
I didn't have to pay a thing. Really weird.
They just delivered it to the postnl pick-up point and not my house even though my house address was on the package.
I was worried though since it was a €30 thing

>>56303611
>implying I'm him

>>56303619
He isn't him either

Welcome to an anonymous imageboard, redditor. All that matters is what you say, not who you are.

>>56303606
This postcard is not the regular leaflet you find in your mailbox when they tried to deliver and you weren't home.
It seems like they haven't even tried and just dropped my package at some pickup point instead of doing delivery.

>>56303616
It was a one time thing for you?

>>56303644
>It was a one time thing for you?
Yes

>>56303583
you only get that for packages too big to fit through your mailbox though, and only some of them too-
good thing there's a Jumbo/AH everywhere though

>>56303583
Postbode was te lui om het zelf te brengen dus nu kan je het lekker zelf ophalen, je hoeft niks te betalen.

>>56303606
It's nothing, just a letter stating fuckwad over here >>56303583 can pick up his package at the post office.

>>56303635
I'm not the one who implied, retard

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Which color should I keep for me?

>>56303656
You call me retarded but the literal point of my post was that it doesn't matted 'who'.

Reddit might be more your speed.

>>56303662
Orange

>>56303665
>You call me retarded but the literal point of my post was that it doesn't matted 'who'.
Same applies to you

>>56303662
Bubblegum pink with the text "I'm available, boys" written on it

>>56303673
Who?

>>56303678
ur mum

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Where can I buy one of these? Can't find it anywhere

>>56303689
>blue
>it's red
Whoever bought that got chinked

>>56303689
Why would you even want one of those? They sound like shit and loudly shriek BLUETOOOF MODE when you turn them on. Buy a Xiaomi Square instead.

>>56303709
It's short for Bluetooth. When you go into aux mode it displays LI for "Line In", or FM when you put the radio on with the radio frequency underneath.

>>56303313
Look exactly like Hi2050's, i sincerely hope the drivers are the same, too. I've been looking for Hi2050's a while now, but they are either gone or sold for a ridiculous price.

>>56303723
Well if you know what it is, could you possibly provide a link or a title to look up?

>>56303655
>fuckwad
This is really uncalled for.

hey, good morning, good evening, etc

i'm this >>56290220 guy and i just wanted to say that when using the charger i got in the package it charged pretty quick. so it was 100% my outdated chargers that made it slow.

thanks to the anon with the charger benchmarks for not making me throw it away even tho it feels pretty dangerous.

>>56303662
What kinda profits you gonna make reselling those?

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>>56302798
Theres a whole world of bootleg gundams that awaits you, some manufactures' quality are basically the same as bandai's at this point. Look up daban and dragon momoko they are the topdogs right now and I've always bought from Taobao because Ali sellers hike their shit up pretty high

>>56303969
Don't remember how much I bought them, should be ~1AUD iirc.

Sell them for 10 dollars each.

Good money

>>56303583
I asked the people at the delivery place
>PostNL has no margin on chink packages that DONT fit in your mailbox so they just dump them at your local supermarket
pretty convenient if you ask me since you dont have to be home

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I HAS BEEN SHIPPED! is there any chance they can still cancel the order after the status is shipped? will i get chinked with just a keycap or a photo of the keyboard?

also will post status as i hear news, will probably also post unboxing and review if its real

>>56304054
IT HAS*

now I feel like a chink

What type of pens are best for chinese scribble writing?

>>56304201
DotA in my /csg/, oh my.

>>56303688
I kek beat him

>>56294153
Yes

Also, any news on price drops?

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>>56301206
Not him but I do have one I recently bought off Aliexpress too. It seems accurate and has English instructions.

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What did he mean by this?

>>56304340
Are you dumb? He though that this thing you would jack him off by itself. It obviously doesn't do that so he'd rather uses his hands.

>>56304034
where are you selling them?

Still waiting for my mic arm, they're usually pretty quick with the delivery in the Netherlands, but I think that I'm getting screwed over this time.

Does anyone know any good bluetooth earphones? I'm tired of my cabled ones...

>>56304340
Here we have a very macabro expression of ideology similar to Yugoslavia in the 80s.

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>>56304340

>>56304473
KZ HDSE or Meizu EP51 if you want IEM's

>>56304547
That doesn't seem entirely safe.

>>56301328
The aliexpress experience!

>>56303734
Domkop dan

>>56304605
wtf i love gearbest now

>>56304340
>>56304547
>I posted it again! xD

You need to stop trying so hard trying to force memes about masturbators, what are you 12?

>>56303969
two or three times this year, when going to random markets i've found people selling things i bought from ali for maybe 10x the price.
when confronted they lie, "i don't know what you're talking about, listen, are you gonna buy anything or not?". or maybe they don't and were chinked themselves?

>>56304340
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/image/zYSMy7cozvi9K1rZC9KDGw

>>56304547
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/image/OyEqyOB2WfLOnOkHPlpvAg

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Hmm...

>>56304599
thanks

>>56304747
>not ordering delicious 青

>>56302552
It showed up on my phone but I decided to hide it.
Now it won't show up again. What do I do.

>>56304760
Go in Updater and check if it's available there

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Pretty good.

>>56304735
>https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/image/zYSMy7cozvi9K1rZC9KDGw
Today was the first time I posted it.

>>56304907
Sure you did.

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Zircon Nanos soon.

>>56304932
Kiss my butt.

>>56303462
wasn't there a comic about a guy working in animation that had to go to china?
Some anon from /lit/ uploaded the whole thing in here

>>56303724
>it is not blue
>it has no teeth

Literally chinked.

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>>56303689
dechinked

>>56305260
thanks

xiami band 2 is 20$ in october, right?
RIGHT?

>>56305260
Did you edit that with your Macintosh II

>>56305317
It's shit. Don't buy it

It's collecting dust here

>>56305326
it's small ascii on my comodore 64
then made a photo of the screen with my iPhone 3G and edited it in mspaint.

>>56305336
Why?
Explain pls
I am looking for one to buy for my amateur sports and want one to finally know how fast I should run.

> it's collecting dust.
That's a shame, at least give it to someone who would really appreciate that.

>>56305326
I think that's just GIMP.

What's the best chinkphone under $200 with a 4.5" screen or similar?

>>56305317
I wouldn't count on it, at best it's $25 by then. Might as well buy one now when it goes on flash sale with Gearbest and use some points to get the price further down.

>>56305421
>manlet size screen
for what purpose

>>56305457

manlet sized hands?

>>56305385
it's irfanview actually
just switched the blue and red channel

>>56305371
>have to stand still like a fucking statue for a heartrate measurement
>software on the phone is shit overall
>can't use it with sleep for android
>standalone it only counts steps and distance. But the distance is not that accurate

>>56305457
Anything bigger feels uncomfortable and awkward to use for me.
>>56305474
Pretty much

>>56305487

so like every other fitness band?

>>56305491
buy a smartwatch then
it's small

>>56305474
You don't have to be a manlet you know... http://www.aliexpress.com/item/this-cures-the-manlet/32385770433.html

>>56305496
Some fitbit can measure heartrate while moving
And you have several bands with GPS

>>56305421
No one makes phones this small anymore.

Blackview BV6000 is 4.7" and it's great.

Redmi 3s is 5" is great.

>>56301347
I cannot see the difference between that two, just the image

>>56305509

name a fitness band with GPS that isn't a watch

>>56305487
...oh.
And I thought it would be good :(

>>56305509
Ihoped itwuld be a constant heartrate measuring device that wouldn't get stuck on my hairy chest...

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My memes so far.

>>56305539
wtc knife

Anyone have any experience with the teclast dual booting tablets?

>>56305539
buy more knives

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>>56305260

>>56305539
How's the speaker?

>>56301143
Any tablet that comes with a stylus that I can draw/sketch with?

>>56305606
huion

>>56305611
Nonono I don't mean the drawing tablets I meant something like Samsung tab pro

>>56305595
For the price it's fantastic. Only downside is that it speaks Chinese and i don't understand it.

>>56305606
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_232112.html

My golden X450 hand fedora is here. For 3 bucks, unbelievable quality. It's a genuinely attractive and quality-feeling pen at the price of nothing. It arrived with a small crack on it and they said they'll send me another one, what are the chances that they're shitting me?

>>56305655
Chinks will do whatever it takes to not get a 1 star rating.

>>56303313
>>56303730
I have the Takstar Hi2050 from when they were like 50€. So I've had them for like a year now. These look very similar so I'd guess they're a rebrand. Best headphones I've ever owned, if these are <70€ I'd recommend trying them. Alternatively, if you want closed, they're selling Kingston Clouds on ali for like 40, which are essentially Takstar Pro80s aka the closed, bassier cousin of the 2050s.

>>56303583
It's called drop shipping you mong. The Chinaman can choose to have it delivered to the nearest post office instead of your address.

>>56305770

wut

>>56302675
UNDERRATED

>>56305770
But why?

>>56305770

that's not what drop shipping means

>>56305836
oh

>>56303328
can confirm in mainstream chinese culture honesty is seen as stupidity and deception shows you are "intelligent"

really fun place

>>56305564
Nah man. I need a Xiaomeme phone now.

What is some cheap and nice intel atom based board for building a cute HTPC?

>>56304054
>>56304074
Keep us posted, anon

>>56305212
found it
https://sli.mg/a/FLAc1k

>>56305995
This thing right here.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/urethral-to-anal-masturbator/32613906196.html

>>56304473
Don't know about any good chinkshit ones, but if you can get hold of a pair of August EP650s they are outstanding for the money.

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Can't wait to preorder it

>>56306189
Don't tell me!

>>56306139
>urethral to anal masturbator

What is the poorfag choice for them African-American bass earbuds?

Guys when will the Xiaomi buttplug be released?

>>56306295
buttplug? what is this, 2015???

>>56306295
Soon I hope
They're really trying to corner the /g/neet market aren't they

>>56306189
>I posted it again! XD

Fuck off cancer

>>56306291
Xiaomeme Hybrids (about 15$) or KZ (they have a wide range of prices, but IMHO they aren't as clear and defined as the hybrids)

>>56306291
KZ EDR2.

>>56304863
fucking reee I'm still waiting for my pretend pussies. Man if they don't arrive next week I'm gonna explode.

t. Eesti

>>56306121

thanks for that, really good shit, bit of an eye opener.

Just ordered 2x rock zircons, did I get memed?

>>56306427
glad you liked it
there are more for other cities, but I can't find them online for free

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any place that sells tenga egss which accepts paypal?

>>56306435
Zircons are ok, i would have ordered a zircon+hybrid/ed7 instead tho

>>56306435
Why do you need 2 pairs of headphones? You only have one pair of ears.

Good sound qualoty cheap bluetooth headphones? Iems or over ears

My provider is offering an obscure chinkphone with 1GB ram and Android 6 for free when renewing my contract.

Should I take it or it's garbage with 1GB? I was thinking of giving it to someone.

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>>56306459

This fucking page, laughing my arse off here, kek

what's the best chink sdd money can buy?

>>56306599
>1GB ram
Even the most bargain-shit chink smartphones have 2 gigs.

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>>56305587

>>56306637
can confirm
I was in Shanghai and people actually did that

>>56306687
art

>>56306687
"chink blue"
digital watercolor on computer screen, Anon 2016

>>56306720
starting bid
31415262 GB points

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These coupons from banggood lottery are pretty useless.

What's the actual advantage of buying off of Aliexpress and such? I can understand Alibaba proper, but it seems like most of the junk I can find on Aliexpress can be found on Amazon or EBay for roughly the same price but without the hassle of shipping from father china.

>>56303501
>>56303545
You could probably just get some kind of stencil or stamp, buy (micro)SD cards in bulk and paint them up to be pepes instead of custom making them

same for other products, except even easier, there's no reason you couldn't just get blank cases and use a machine to print memes on them

>>56306795
Ali is cheaper than Amazon and eBay 90% of the time in my experience.

Not going to buy the Mi Band 2 lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mYXGMuEBmU

Seems to be quite useless.

>>56306795
>>56306819
Also Amazon charges sales tax in my state so it's always more expensive in the end.

>>56306795

Often cheaper than Amazon, and in Europe, you can get the stuff American sellers are selling on Ebay without the insane USPO prices for shipping.

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>AMIGOtchi
>1.49

shit, I may buy this just for the fuck of it.

>>56306829
Don't forget the tip for delivery guy.

>>56306891
>bribing a government employee

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>>56306886
don't
mine stopped working after a few hours

>>56306824
But it looks so good for the price

>>56305136
>tfw i ordered zircons too and i didn't get the picture of the package

at least the tracking said it left chinastan

>>56306934
Did you order from gearbest?
Got mine for £5.

>>56306934
I never look at the tracking, of the packsge is not here in 1 month an open a dispute in paypal

Only got chinked once in 35+ orders when the chink did not sent the stuff i psid for snd the store wss banned from ebay, paypal refunded me fully

>>56306919
that sucks, thanks anon.

>>56306958
yep got them for about $9 USD with my GB points

>>56306964
i paid $2 extra for 7-15 day shipping that comes with a tracking number - through America Line (IB)

>not using your GB points for tendies

any good figma store on aliexpress?

>>56306919
rare pepe

>>56302675
hey do you have a higher res of this pic?

asking for a friend

>>56301634
http://www.agptek.com/support/download.html
AGPtek A02 Update Firmware V1.7

Has anyone have a complete chink EDC?

>>56307052
I have a keychain on the road and a wallet+creditcard holder from ebay, a lenovo phone with an ebay case and screen protector on it

Any good Mi Band 2 alternatives?

>>56307052
Does a Huawei W1 count as chinkshit?
If so I'm only missing a chinkwallet.

>>56301934
Try to search "meme egg" in ali.

>>56306498
Alibaba

Randomizer doesnt work on my phone to be honess

>>56307052
I'm making plans for a chink minimalist EDC to add to my rotation. Currently looking at this for a knife/multitool: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sanrenmu-SAK/32709504408.html

And for flashlights I'm looking at something really tiny I can slip into a pocket. I already EDC a Bronte BT01 which is a chink brand but I'm looking for something smaller. These two lights are my next chink purchases and I plan on comparing them for /csg/: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/cr123-chinklight/32590193858.html and http://www.aliexpress.com/item/another-cr123-chinklight/32334650194.html

Gonna be using those with 16340s because fuck primaries when it's $4 a battery.

Anyone having experiences with 5.25 - 3.5" hard drive cages? I'd love to add some hot or cold swap SATA drive bays to my machines.

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>>56306930
The thing is pretty much useless if it cannot track fitness properly.

Pulled the trigger on this bad boy.

>>56307498
fuck off pissphone

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Damn, free shipping is pretty expensive these days.
Friend send me a link to a "free" chink watch, yet it's just a store that is selling overpriced chink shit, like U8 smartwatch for 25 American euros.

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>>56307551
Chink'd.

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>>56307520

>>56306121
god damn that was good

>>56306121
>https://sli.mg/a/FLAc1k
it's always like that when you travel... you get to see their misery, their weird habits, their inefficiencies...
you feel alone and scared. of course, it's not the kind of people you are used to, it's not the language, it's nothing you know too much

I don't understand what people expect to see in other countries, it's obvious that you'll feel alone and depressed, because you ARE alone and know/can't trust no one.

still, I DO recommend people to live (as in, work and live there for a while) in other countries. you learn so much...

>>56307672
Every country i the qorld have high class elites with their part of cities and misirable barely surviving factory flesh robots, not just china

>>56307639
>>56307672
glad you liked it

>>56307551
Looks like the free mouse that worked in some countries and not in others, you should link it.

>>56307498
I do t care about the hearthrate sensor, the notification and clock is the most important for me.in it, and for that price i cant find anything as good as MiBand 2

Focusrite Scarlett 2i2 £80 Y/N ?

It doesn't feel very cheap

so does anyone just get the idea of owning something, like, you're riding your bike, and you think that it would be cool to have a front fender - so your first thought is to check a chink website for how cheap you can buy one, and then go for it?

I feel like 90% of my chink purchases follow this sort of formula.

>>56307589
Link

>>56307812
I'll usually check it first for whatever I might want at the time, yeah. I mostly just buy things that I don't exactly need but would be nice to have.

>56290928

I thought the rn3p had quick charge?

My HTC One M8 goes from %10 to %100 in like 50 minutes turned on.

Anyone know of a good cheap chinkphone that works on AWS networks? I've been searching for hours, but nothing seems to fit the bill.
Was going to pull the trigger on a Redmi 3, but Xiaomi phones don't run on Wind Mobile (Canadian AWS network).

>>56307812
Yep. I wouldn't chink anything I actually needed, but for proof of concept/backups/alternatives it's great.

>>56307885
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_AWS_devices

>>56307875

goddammit I fucking chink'd myself.

I meant to link to this post

>>56290928

>>56307885
http://www.kimovil.com/en/compare-smartphones/bands-wcdma-1700,of_bands-umts-1900+bands-wcdma-1900,fe_bands-lte-1900

How are mpow products?

>>56308011
great

I have the Mpow cheetah 4.1 headphones

sound great

lightweight

fit pretty well

>>56307977

http://en.miui.com/thread-224873-1-1.html

fug

>>56307875
>>56307977
No it doesn't support quickcharge. you can flash the Radon kernel and supposedly activate QC 2.0.

>>56307922
>>56307979
Thanks, brahs

What's some cool shit I can order for less than $12?

I feel more motivated knowing that I have a present arriving at an unknown date

>>56308196
Baoding Balls
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/HOT-BAODING-CHINESE-HEALTH-EXERCIZE-STRESS-RELIEF-BALLS-BLUE-YING-YANG-BALLS-F1133/32676646499.html

>>56307901
Yeah man, if I have an idea, and don't want to invest a ton of money into it, I always chink first. If I like the idea, or the project was a success, I wait until the chink shit breaks and replace it with a higher quality product.

>>56308290
Ooh nice what does it do?

http://aliexpress.com/item/Therapy-body-care-Slimming-Massager-belt-Body-Muscle-Massager-Slimming-Electronic-Pulse-Burn-Fat-Relaxation-Massage/32601663551.html
what the fuck

>>56308315
>Chinese medicine think: the vital organs of the human body are all connected to the fingers. By manipulating these health balls, it stimulates the circulation of blood and energy throughout the body.


Translation: They do fuck all
You just move them around in your hand

>>56308333
Fun fact: chinese medicine is actually based on a culture that forbade autopsies, dissections and any opening of corpses.
Would you listen to a mechanic who was forbidden to open up a car?

>>56307810
Yes

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>>56307377
>>56307377
>>56307377
New thread chinkos

>>56308346
>not trusting our chinese overlords

>>56308196
if you like techie stuff and wanna feel like a hacker:
http://www.gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_188367.html?wid=21
or buy this and install openwrt on it
http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_246125.html

>>56308315
From wikipedia:
"Baoding balls are used by rotating two or more balls repeatedly in the hand. Intended to improve finger dexterity, relax the hand, or aid in the recovery of muscle strength and motor skills after surgery."
Basically it's just a couple of metal balls that make noise. They're nice to keep you doing something imo

>>56308369
(you)

>>56308295
hey man, I actually do have an idea and bought some chinese stuff. the sad part is that I'm restricted by the hardware, because there isn't much support for MIPS processors...

I was wondering if you could share your experience, I really need some motivation to actually start this project.

>>56308369
?

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Making new thread now, need to catch up on previous threads news because someone didn't bother doing it.

What's the best quality dad cap from AliExpress?

>>56307013
Curious about this too

>>56307885
Aww fuck, there aren't any Xiaomi phones whatsoever that work on Wind? I was planning on getting a redmeme note 3 but I guess now I can't.

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Well fuck this

>>56308816
wtf???

>>56308395
>http://www.gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_188367.html?wid=21
Looks neat. Anyone have any experience with these things?

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New thread here
>>56308945
>>56308945
>>56308945

>>56303583
je normale bezorger is op vakantie
die vakantiekrachten zijn te lui om het aan je deur te bezorgen

>>56308369

why do niggers do this

>>56306523
because chink shit tends to break easily