99% of /g/ doesnt know why "Correct Horse Battery Staple"

>>56286598
Who is this semen demon?

I wouldn't mind knocking her up, if you know what I mean.

>>56287802
jenna marbles

Replacing an alphabet of letters and symbols with an alphabet of every single word.
There are lots of words, so if you use uncommon ones, the larger the dictionary has to be in an attack, and the difficulty increases exponentially as the dictionary size increases.
financiallyrisingdictitorialoctopi
is a much more complex word than
thebrowngirlfuck

>>56287802
christ are you new to the internet?

>>56287802

You seriously don't know her? How old are you?

>>56287851
>>56287855

So she's some Youtube girl. Big deal.

I usually fap to real porn.

>>56287846
don't forget about misspellings and substitutions

>>56287851
>>56287855
I don't know who she is and I've been on the internet for 12 fucking years.

You see there's this thing called no-one gives a shit about youtubers, or whatever the fuck she's known for in your meme circlejerks on facebook

This is why I hate websites that trying to force some arbitrary limit on password length i.e. 12 characters. Also dislike that this "comedian" tries to mimic Katy Perry's makeup.

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/936:_Password_Strength

>>56287851
I don't know who she is and I have been on the Internet since 28.8k

>>56287980
there's a huge chasm between where you are and circlejerking about her. making some false dichotomy where it's impossible for you to be able to vaguely identify a half dozen or so popular faces without being obsessed makes you look like a retard.

>>56288019
>please enter a password at least 8 characters long, no more than 12 characters long with at least one lower case and one uppercase letter, and one number that cannot be at the beginning or end of the password
Yes, just continue to limit the number of possible passwords to make bruteforcing your entire database that much easier when you invariably get hacked.

>>56288044
>popular

I have no idea who she is or what she does and I've been on the internet since the early 90s.

>>56288063

>90's
I had a Gatyeway 2000 P75 and I know who she is. Just because you don't know who she is does not mean she was not pop. The internet no revolve around you.

>>56288019
That comic is fucking retarded. The second password would be cracked in a second with dictionary attacks. Which is what people always use first. Bruteforcing comes last
>>56288052
lrn2high-school math.
Possible variations goes up exponentially with every new character or symbol you introduce. Removing all passwords 1-7chars and all passwords only containing letters or numbers isn't even 1% of all the passwords those rules force you to use.

>>56286598
that's sounds like an internet comment etiquette comment

>>56288298
Any forced reduction in possibilities is a gain for bruteforcing. When you have a guide to what the possibilities are you reduce the workload.
Especially when you consider that most people are lazy and will use the minimum length password or just add a number to the end to make it longer.

>>56287980
>being 12 y.o
b&

>>56288392
>Any forced reduction in possibilities is a gain for bruteforcing.
Again, lrn2high-school math: It's a gain of less than 1% retard, the password will take 39 weeks 6 days to crack instead of 40 weeks. Compare that to having thousands of users have their "abc123" passwords cracked before you even discover someone hacked your database.
>most people are lazy and will use the minimum length password
That's why they have the minimum length & complexity in the first place retard, so that even the most lazy password is somewhat secure

>>56286598
OP image is from old episodes of internet commment etiquette.

https://youtu.be/lJu2G1dvTIU?t=73

that concept is outdated, nobody bruteforces passwords

Usually it's dictionary attacks and they handle these types of passwords rather well.

Which is why the only concept here is to use languages for which dictionaries have not been written, fictional or dead, or just very obscure.

>>56288298
>>56289341
>Look at me I know the phrase "dictionary attack"!
God fucking dammit /g/.

>>56289419
>Look at me I read xkcd and unironically believe what they say

kys

>>56289419
>use one of the most common and basic phrases on a topic
>he must be showing off
LAMOING @ UR LYF

>>56288406
>on the internet at age 1
>I'm literally retarded