>Oyvey! We have the greatest quality goyim! https://www.e

>>56282838
>https://www.engadget.com/2016/08/25/apple-patent-iphone-thief-fingerprints/
>hurr grab thief's fingerprint using pre-existing fingerprint reader and put in on a server using pre-existing internet infrastructure
HOW IN THE FLIPPITY FUCK IS THAT WORTHY OF A PATENT

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"I'm glad he's gone and I'm glad he'd dead but Im not glad I wasn't the one to kill him."
- Alternate ending, Unlibre Softwarez, written by , Quichard Stalmantino.

>>56283091
Because US patent law is absolute shit.

>>56283091
They sucked the right dicks at the patent office because they needed to have more ammo for frivolous patent countersuits because it's the US. Wanna sue Apple for something? Now your lawyers have piles of countersuits on their desks because you scan and store things on your servers and for a whole bunch of other shit they've patented that should never have been granted patents like rounded edge icons.

Isn't the American legal system great?

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>>56283428
It used to be great, son.
It went to shit when the feminists and Christians teamed up to ban cheese pizza.
I weep for the nation my country once was.

>>56283428
designated suing streets

>>56283091
>The Touch ID sensor, front camera and microphone are already there, they simply need to be switched on without alerting the bad guy.

>The Touch ID sensor, front camera and microphone are already there, they simply need to be switched on without alerting the phones user.

fix'd :^)

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>>56282838

>>56282838
>mass breakdown of iShit devices just weeks before the release of the successor
>nothing to see here