Okay faggots so what is the #1 absolutely greatest and most bestest

It's not yet reached Earth but some day it will come and liberate us from the tyranny of shitty Algol clones.

>>56281675
Haskell arrived quite a while ago

Assembley
You can do everything you want

>>56281686
It didn't liberate us though. pretty shitty messiah desu

>>56281763
Just like Jesus

>>56281607
Forth

2nd best: Perl 6

>>56281607
Binary.

Javascript. It's running in the browser you're using right now.

If your answer isn't C, you're not a real programmer.

>>56281607
Swift for money. Python for pleasure. Javascript for pain.

i like to program in javascript (aka "java"), OP

Forth

They all suck

Some suck less than others, but there is no language that sucks less than all others

>>56281607
C++

>>56284127
You got that in reverse. Javascript is God-tier.

The best is C, but FORTRAN and I(/g)dl are the most fun.

scheme or perl

>>56284084
it's also running the 8945839048 ads that force me to use adblockers :)

Lambda calculus.

>>56281607
Literally anything thats not Python, Ruby, Swift, or C++

>>56285149
Javascript :^)