Guys, I've got it We rewrite the Linux kernel in Python.

>>56271525
Why not write it in ruby?

>kernel
>python

>>56271525
>not writing anything besides direct hardware interfaces in javascript

Both linux and python already have a logo dumbass

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>>56271591

>>56271621
pylinux doesn't

>>56271525

>let's rewrite a C programm in a programming langauge that gets leveraged by C

>let's add more LOC for the sake of getting the noobs into kernel development

Legit idea.


>>56271574

Also a good idea.

Especially since in Ruby you can directly access Kernel functions..

>Yo dawg, I head you like kernels
>So we put a kernel in you kernel so you can use the kernel while calling the kernel

I'll write one in Coffeescript

>>56271525
rewrite your mamma in python, and why are you eating a bug faggot

>>56271525
>not rewriting it in Erlang so it can be infinitely parallel

Why not rewrite the Linux kernel in shell script?

Why not write it in Lua? I mean, that's for embedded systems right?

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I swear most of /g/ users have autism. How the fuck can you not realize this is bait. Or am I being baited by the supposed "serious" replies? I can't tell anymore.

>>56272360
pure autism: the post

>>56271525
>I'll get started on the logo
What program will you use for the logo?

>>56272432
pure autism: the post

>>56272437
[Insert obscure fork of a Linux port of a DOS port of a Unix console based image editor nobody ever heard of here]

import linux
linux.kernel()

>>56272489
top kek

>>56272479
But is it free as in freedom?

hetch tea tea pea colon forward SLASH forward SLASH stallman dot org forward SLASH freedom as I define it and all dictionaries are wrong because I say so

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>>56271525
I will take care of the Instagram page.

It's 2016. Let's make GNU/Linux in node.js!

Microsoft is already working on the kernel rewrite for the GNU / Microsoft distro.

>>56271604
>not writing everything in its root language java

>>56272505
Sorry, I meant [Insert obscure fork of a fork of an open source clone of a Linux port of a DOS port of a Unix console based image editor nobody ever heard of here], obviously.

why hasn't anyone asked about OP smoking a turkish stuffed grape leaf?

oh, because you're all fucking retards.

>>56272547
Yeah lets copy BSD more..

>>56272547
We should make it run from the cloud :^)

>>56271525
How are kernels written anyways?

I always wonder about shit like this - at which point do we break out of "garbled gibberish" to "yeah I can totally read this and understand it!"

>>56272786
https://www.youtube.com/results?q=how+to+write+a+kernel

>not in javascript

>>56272786
>How are kernels written anyways?
like every other piece of software?

>>56272437
Paint.NET

can't we make it in html or js?

>>56273182
Fine but only if we use jQuery

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>Python

>>56271525
Good idea, OP. Show us a logo?

>>56271525
Should rewrite it in rust to be safe

>>56271591
what we do man is we run the old kernel underneath are python kernel.

>>56273202
i have a blazing new web framework for that, the list of dependencies is long and it needs to connect to 400 different sites but you literally only have to so stuff like
<kernel style="windows7"> os name</kernel>

kernel = linux

>>56272976
>>56273074
Well I suppose I wasn't quite clear enough. (Although those youtube videos certainly help.)

I just sorta meant "at what point do we go from a piece of plastic with transistors" to 1's and 0's to something like assembly to eventually a kernel that can be written in C? It kind of always mystified me how a series of 1's and 0's eventually become a working shitposting machine.

>>56271633
more like pynux
lol rawr :^D

>>56272437
I'll code the .svg myself in binary because am real /g/