is there any action I can take on/against my cousin? he attacked

>>56263914
get a job and move the fuck out you pussy.

>>56263914
small claims court tbf, you will have your day in court

You can inflict bodily harm upon him from beyond the veil of anonymity.
Buy a Spiderman costume and then jump him and cut off his dick in a public space. Then assault or at least appear to try to assault another random person and run off. He would have no real reason to suspect you.

>>56264005
do this and also install gentoo

>>56264005
This.

>T. Logic Pro

>>56263914
You could beat the shit out of him

>>56264005
This is fucking hilarious though, maybe you should try it.

Call FBI

kill his entire extended family in front of him

>>56263914
Just make him pay for it, that ain't hard right?

Also get a job

Does he have a PC?

If so, wire up the leads on a 9V battery. Touch each wire to the leads on a motherboard chip for a second or two. Or more, whatever. Smoke is good.

Ta da, discount revenge.


But no, seriously. Don't do that. Talk to him about chipping in on a replacement LCD panel. They're usually pretty cheap. Then DIY it, it's not hard.

Then, get a job and find somewhere else to live.

>>56263914
When he's not home, replace his thermal paste with epoxy, and/or horse semen

>>56263914
Guns in america are free so that you don't forget that you are the JUSTICE