/csg/ Chink Shit General

Any decent cases for the Redmeme? I want something that has good grip

Any decent cheap laptops?

>>56255783
Nillkin or pzoz.

I need a list of memes ... I haven't bought anything in a month due to being out of ideas.

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>>56255753

NEWS:

>>56247828 / What are you waiting on /csg/?
>>56247898 / Reminder to disable Aliexpress clipboard access!
>>56247972 / Mi Max for one anon has hit ユロッパ
>>56248181 >>56252213 / Anon going commando with a 40L sack, review also
>>56248334 / Cheap chinkshit
>>56248756 / Anon gets a low quality mousemat, or his camera is wank
>>56249287 >>56249404 / Anon showing of his inside rapper, new mixtape coming soon
>>56250177 / GET YA PISS CHEAP USB DRIVE HERE!
>>56250228 / Welcome to the club
>>56250829 / Tintin figurines
>>56251190 / Anon is gonna get some cold shoulder from his missus I bet you
>>56251931 >>56251948 / Anon gets some underwear th... HOLY SHIT POO TO THE FINISH LINE!
>>56252369 / Aussie anon cannot wait, doesn't explain his wares
>>56253365 / With a tea knife, you can cut tea. "The more you know"
>>56254252 / OMG YES LAWNCHAIRRIDETHING
>>56254263 / #prayfornoeyecancer
>>56254756 / "Wang wants your wang", according to anon

I'm using a Redmi note 3 pro with a 64GB shark card. How can I get more chink?

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Nothing interesting, but I got my customary coupon jewelry and 3D model.

The dota wristband I got because the necklace was too cheap for the required spending limit on the coupon, so I needed it to pad out the price a bit and it was the cheapest thing in the store. Probably gonna give both to my brother.

Enjoy the amazing camera quality of my 5 year old phone.

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>>56255870
Also. The metal sheet was a bit bent. But I hope that won't be an issue.

It's a bit more noticeable in person.

>>56255867
More Xiaomeme.

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halp csg which one looks least flashy

I havent made up my minds yet

>>56255919
Bottom left imo

>>56255919
I like bottom left and bottom middle.

Granted all look pretty meh because of the plastic band.

>>56255919
7b or 7b2

So I was thinking about buying some fake tees, from aliexpress like Palace and thrasher. Anyone got one already? How are they?

>Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 launched in China, here are the full specs

http://www.gizchina.com/2016/08/25/xiaomi-redmi-note-4-full-specifications/

>There still appears to be no B20 support for the Redmi Note 4.

JUST

>>56255919
I think the 1st and 6th look the least flashy. The 5th one too but it's so simple it's depressing.

The 4th one looks nice but it might stand out a bit if that's what you're avoiding here.

>>56255888
>Metal 3D model tanks
Gee, thanks for adding more shit to my chinklist

>>56255919
Bottom left is definitely the nicest looking

>>56255919
Bottom left. Also it looks comfy. Link?

lel at aliexpress stealing clipboard data

>>56255855
You missed out on the anon with the new facemask and linking to the previous thread

>>56255753
My Xiaomi Mi Band 2 bought the 2nd of August just arrived.

Now I need a cheap and portable gamepad for smartphones

>>56256048
Yeah, but I had to do this on the fly so we didn't fall off the board.

>>56256094
Last one is still on page 10 so it's still possible.

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4gb usb drive for 59 cents
http://s.aliexpress.com/nqmqq6Vj

>>56256048
>>56256094
>being that desperate to be on the news
kys

>>56256119
Cheers for the backing up

>>56256116
tfw they give that ducks for free in local furniture shop

>>56256116
watch that it doesn't have abysmally slow read / write speeds. I got a free flash drive that isn't worth using for that reason

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>>56255855
You missed some news, thanks for filling in for me while I was asleep.

• Anon's Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 gets stuck on a loading bar after rebooting, turns out anon is still on a chink reseller ROM. Please flash your phone to a stock ROM ASAP >>56254811
• Anon spent it all on chink shit, is poor now >>56254433
• Femanon received a meme emoji mask >>56255580

Previous thread >>56247750

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just win that flag on ebay

(in us is size: 59.05 inches in length; 90cm / 35.43 inches in width)

Waiting on the next life

>>56256238
What's up with that flag?

A Chinese friend of mine is in China now and asks if he should bring me something. Any ideas what's really cheap over there? Thought about xiamoi yi or so.

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>>56256250
Nothing, is some police US

>>56256257
400 cans of mangosteen juice, of course

>>56255847
http://www.9gag.com

You fucking faggot.

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>>56256250
samefag here
just ordered some tea

>>56256286
MOUTH
CANCER

>>56256257
Xiaomi VR, Xiaomi Pen, Xiaomi Piston Air and a Xiaomi Yi

>>56256301
I dont think so its only green tea

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Hey /g/uys
I need something to put on this empty wall , any suggest?

>>56256327
marx portrait

>>56256327
jizz on it every day

should make for a fine painting after a year

>>56256327
Chinese flag

What's the best chink fitbit knockoff? Are they all botnets?

>>56256327
Giant poster of your waifu

>>56256338
hmm, good idea

>>56256327
http://gearbest.com/wall-stickers/pp_343549.html

>>56256339
MiBand is the only decent one

is there an usb hub that can take power from two usb ports in the computer instead of using an external power supply?
i have two usb ports in a fucked up location so i thought if i could swich them for four or five on my desk that would be great, but fuck more things to plug into the power outlet

http://pl.aliexpress.com/item/x-wing/32716690349.html
Looks nice, should I buy it?

>>56256327
pay artists from that chinese village paint a portrait of you
(for extra fun have them paint a portrait of Hitler but with your head)

>>56256367
What's the app like?

Currently the best prices for the USB drives.

4GB @ USD$0.50 https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Miniseas-SCT9-NEW-USB-Flash-Drive-64GB-Metal-Pendrive-High-Speed-USB-Stick-32GB-Pen-Drive/138929_32690061632.html

16GB @ USD$1.98
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Miniseas-CCT-1-metal-waterproof-4gb-8gb-16gb-32gb-64g-memory-stick-u-disk-pen-drive/138929_32676594881.html

64GB @ USD$7.81
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-real-capacity-French-fries-4gb-8gb-16g-32gb-64gb-memory-stick-pen-drive-pendrive-usb/32458745882.html

On Aliexpress, try to check out with my cart
>Sorry, this order is failed due to internet connection problems

What do? First time getting this error.

>>56256388
It's OK
I have the original one and the app is good.

>>56256371
Be very careful with the pieces you need to roll into a cylinder. I fucked mine up at those parts and it looked too janky to bother finishing it.

>>56256397
your internet is in the sorry

>>56255919
bottom middle has the original looks and non-weird numerals but bottom left is the one you should get for that all blacked out look

>>56256389
Fuck I overpaid >>56256116

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Took advantage of those coupons.

Just had a bunch of orders closed due to "security reasons". And appealing seems sketchy as fuck.

>>56256491
were you using a prepaid card

>>56256497
Nope

>>56256491
inb4 v& by the chinks

Pls postman, come now. (He usually comes at this time)

fug, hoped that the based banggood would send my package with nlpost
but nope, it's fucking slow-ass chinapost
thanks huan

>>56256553
don't forget to tip him

I have ordered the ipaky cover for rn3p, anyone have experience with this one?

>>56256553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=425GpjTSlS4

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pegboard came
in record time

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>>56256602
:)

>>56256607
Wait what is that?

>>56256628

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeKbzxLlEE4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4BQUt-RINw

>>56256658
looks like a board to test electric components

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>>56255988
>no B20
>mediakek

>>56256230
Didn't you throw a hissy fit and retire?

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Recommend me a good chink watch.

>>56256682
Fuck off Lithuanian autist, regular OP never quit

>>56256778
Is this a new meme?

>>56255988
tfw android 6 when redmi note 3 is still 5.1

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I want this.

www.gearbest.com/classic-toys/pp_424987.html

>>56256810
Install CM you little bitch.

>>56256801
No its stale as fuck.

>>56256464
that french fry one is horrible

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>>56256817
So cute.

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>>56256658
>>56256672
it's for perler beads

>>56256825
I had 4G issues with CM... Every time it tried connecting to a 4G network, the reception would just cut off. If I force it to 3G it works fine, but what's the point...?

Also, I like the default option of showing my current data usage rate in my status bar, it lets me know if the app I'm using is using lots of data or not in real-time.

>>56256810
It's coming
http://www.gizmochina.com/2016/08/25/android-6-0-beta-testing-redmi-note-3-begin-soon/

>>56256842
How very 2005

>>56255919
I'd go for the bottom left.

>>56256825
i heard it's buggy as fuck

>>56256904
don't be a little bitch

>>56256774
Daniel Wellington or Glashütte Nomos rip offs from Ali.

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>>56256870
eh, it's relaxing

>>56256854
>>56256810
>>56256904
Android versions on MiUi are meaningless. Mi 5 is android 6.0 and it doesn't have any of it's features (google now on tap, custom notifications, doze).

Other than seeing "Android 6.0" in the settings nothing is going to be different.

laptop cooler/stand any recommendations need one that fits 13 inch ultrabooks

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any rom for rn3 that's nougat yet?

>>56256923
All laptop coolers are a waste of money. Just buy thermal grease.

>>56256941
m8 it literally came out a day or two ago.
Thus far the only devices that have a decent working port are the Nexus 5 and Nexus 7 (I think)

>>56256842
How does it work, I never heard of this

>>56256955
You put the beads on the little spikes of the board so they form a quadrillage
Then you heat it so they melt just enough to stick together

>>56256955
>>56256969
also the beads are ridicolously expensive.
i like gluing them onto stuff, its like this "street art" or whatever they call it.

QR codes works like a charm, for example.

>My order just arrived today after 25 long days
>The same day Im stuck in the hospital all morning
>Postal service is only open in the morning
>I have to go with my granny to buy stuff tomorrow morning
Why are the chinese gods of cheap imported goods so cruel to me?

>>56256922
I just like how fast CM is.. but the 4G issues made me go back to MIUI.

>>56256969
>>56256983
So they melt with board?
And can I get everything on Ali?

Am I the only one here who stuck with miui because I'm not too fussed over the ui?

>>56256923
why do you need to cool an Intel ULV chip?

And why would you put a 13 inch screen on a stand.

>>56257042
When mine arrives I'll be using the non chinked original firmware.

>>56256389
>100-real-capacity-French-fries

kek

>>56257040
no, you can remove the boards afterwards

they melt with eachother

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>>56257040
no the beads melt and you take them off the board, the pins should be shorter and of a less weak plastic than the beads themselves.

have you really never seen these?

>>56257040
the board is reusable if you don't fuck up. use an iron to melt them with a sheet of baking paper as a protective layer in between. rub the iron back and forth not to burn any area.
then when all is good you pull the whole thing from the pegboard, flip it, and iron the backside.

you'll most likely fail a few times and ruin your thing or the pegboard in a worst case scenario, but you'll get the hang of it pretty quick.

https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20160825035343&SearchText=perler+beads

>>56257042
I mean, if you like the iOS-esqe aesthetic, sure.

>>56257064

Can confirm that I've never seen these either, might be a regional thing?

Eastern Europoor here

>>56257090
Eastern-ish Slavbro here, I remember my sister making shit with them when we were younger

>>56256327
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Vintage-house-decorative-mural-painting-core-Hokuto-no-Ken-Movie-Poster-comic-kraft-paper-sticker-printed/32302542265.html

>>56257062
>>56257075
Thank you
That frog looks great >>56256842
>>56257064
Really
>>56257090
Same here

>>56257077
A E S T H E T I C

I'll see if I like memeUI. doesn't seem horrible from what I've seen, even though the app switcher looks a bit stupid.

>>56257090
Maybe only western europeans are rich enough to buy plastic beads :^)

PS: pls stay poor, I'm planning to go to eastern europe again next year and it better still be cheap.

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>>56257077
Who cares what it's copying? As long as I can easily open the dozen apps I use easily then what's the point?

Do people really look at their phone and admire their launcher or home screen?

>>56257109
>eastern-ish
Hello my czech/slovak/polish friend

>>56257090
Western here, it's (or it used to be) a little girl (10-12) thing

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some of my chink shit started to arrive
it's a shitty knife and a shitty octopus tripod
the knife is not very sharp but will do in a pinch
the tripod is not that bad desu for the price my phone barely fits in it but its not bad i'm sure i'll find a use for it.

my chink figurines should be here soon, so yeah

>>56257121
Slovenian actually

>>56257118
>PS: pls stay poor, I'm planning to go to eastern europe again next year and it better still be cheap.
Just don't get too far to the east because everything gets expensive again

>>56257128
You can always screw off the phone holding part and screw on a camera to use it as a camera holder.

How do I chink the chinks? Refund scam?

>>56257130
>second-rate mountain jew

>>56257167
Go on alibaba and try getting free samples

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>>56257128
Why you didn't get superior zebra fourpod?

>>56257179
don't forget our second rate shit road infrastructure

But at least we're safe from russia :v)

>>56257042
i'll likely recieve my phone tomorrow and i'm gonna try it out. i like some of the thing in MIUI8 and MIUI7 looks good i think.

really bored with the android aesthetic for now.

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>>56257144
nah i dont have a camera, it barely fits but it fits
>>56257187
looks too much like a sex toy

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>>56257130
I was in Ljubljana a month ago. I somehow expected some jugoslavian shithole full of gypsies and muslims that had barely recovered from the wars and communism.

I was pleasantly surprised that it was actually a really nice place that seemed a lot closer to its western neighbors (austria and italy) in terms of architecture and wealth. I could even pay in euros.

Those antifa/commie/far-left faggots tho. I was glad to see some people taking a stance against these faggots.

>>56257167
>buy flash drive with obvious fake capacity from ebay
>typically 4gb drive claiming to be 64gb and up
>get refund from ebay because you got scammed
>reformat drive to restore real capacity
>free 4gb flash drive

>>56256571
Good for protection but bulky. I have it for 4 months and now it has some scratches here and there but overall 9/10 quality.

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This arrived today, wait, it's not for me!...

>Even my 14yo sister can order from Chinks, what's your excuse anon?

>>56257237
Do you live with your sister in the same room?

>>56257187
I don't think the chinks understand why a tripod has three legs

>>56257237
>14yo sister

did you fuck her?

>>56257237
Is it a oneahole because she's tired of serving as your personal sextoy ?

>>56257245
I live at home as everything I need is in reach and I'm a student without a good job.
>>56257251
Nope.

Btw, it's a case for her oneplus X.

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>>56257237
>14yo sister

>>56257272
Why isn't your sister your personal onahole yet, onii-chan?

>>56257167
Try breaking the sd card reader on your chink tablet and demand a full refund with paypal

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>>56257287
:^)

>>56257285
Because I'm a sensible pedofile and not a hebephile.

>>56257231
This but with the gtx560 graphics cards sold as gtx960

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>>56257306

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>>56255753
I got some electronic scales to weight meat in feast of sacrifice.They are pretty good.And have tare function.

>>56257334
that fun and games link intrigues me

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Oooh a package!

>inb4 you're not wearing a skirt and kneesocks

>>56257340
Electronic scales without a tare are basically just paperweights.

>>56257345
Waiting on both.

>>56257340
Now I can weigh some memes

>>56257345
is it a dragon dildo

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>>56257345
As I expected. Took quite a while this one ( like 2.5 week or something)

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>>56257358
fuck

>>56257370
Here's the 420blazevine malware disk :^)

>>56257220
lol fascist scum

>>56257128
Hotglue when kurumifag

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Do chinks sell glow in the dark paint? How safe is it? Can I paint my dick with it?

>>56257404
Probably a bad idea unless you can figure out what is it made of

>>56257404
only if you want ebolaids

>>56257425
>>56257427
Any way to let my dick glow in the dark?

My gf agreed to let me smack her in the face with it if I can make it glow, really don't want to pass up this opportunity

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And it's another mediatek shit.

>>56257444
buy a glowstick and insert it in your dick

>>56257420
why would you show your address to /csg/
why in the fuck would you do that

>>56257402
N E V E R
E
V
E
R

>>56257420
>420
CZEZCHIAD

>>56257449
Wait for the Pro version. The regular Note 3 also came with a MTK CPU

>>56257127
>little girl thing
It's incredibly calming
like soldering

>>56257444
glow in the dark condoms

>>56257420
>rare pepe
also I hope that address and phone number is bogus because you can totally see it

>>56257182
Will try
>>56257231
Have done, but they're utter shit.
>>56257287
There is always some issue anyway. How expensive before they ask questions?

>>56257444
Glow in the dark condoms

Buy mil-spec glowsticks, break them apart and smear on dick

Guaranteed fucking shining dick in the dark

>>56257486
Or pair it with the condom and glowstick-sauce

Hard to miss, easy to remove

>>56257453
>>56257474
k, tell me what's my address

any good watchmaking kits or ship in a bottle type stuff?

>>56257473
>>56257486
I already mentioned those but she said unless it's my dick that's glowing and not some stupid plastic layer then the deal is off

>>56257449
Nothing wrong with mediatek. Helio x20 is looking promising

>>56257504
Censor your tracking number too dude. That can often reveal your address, and that is perfectly visible.

>>56257547
Thanks dude, miss that.

>>56257547
How can I properly stalk anon then?

>>56257566
Too late, I already saved the image.

>>56257566
Too late lad I already mailed you some dick pics

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Can this be new meme? Please

>>56257420
>to rare pepe
Not going to post your address, but you really need to think before posting.

>>56256262
ACAB fuckers.

>>56256491
>not having a verified paypal account.

>>56257529
>Nothing wrong with mediatek. Helio x20 is looking promising
enjoy no updates and no dev community

Can any anons recommend where I may buy custom Tshirts for the cheapest? Doesnt have to be from a chink site.

>>56257620
What gives you that impression?

Redmi note 2 has a community, LeTV x600 has a community, lenovo k3 note had a community.

>>56257420
>Rare Pepe
signing your received packages must be fun

>>56257547
>That can reveal your address
no it can't

>>56257641
The RN3 w/ MTK's community is much worse than the SD's community

>>56257654
That's because there's no point in buying the mediatek version when SD650 is more efficient and faster...

>>56255919
Not huge on that style but bottom left. The white backgrounds look cheap

>>56256116
Anyone ever gotten anything delivered they payed under a dollar for? I feel like mine always get canceled.

>>56256250
Its the Thin Blue Line flag. Its a US Law Enforcement flag. Shows support.

>>56257654
Also at that point it was better value to buy the redmi note 2 instead for almost same specs but lower price.

>>56257734
shoo shoo stinky chinky

>>56257742
???

>>56257753
shoo

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>>56257678
>>56257654
>>56257620
>>56257449
>>56257742
>le mediatek is bad maymay
I want the Qualcucks to leave.

>>56257760
>The RN3 w/ MTK's community is much worse than the SD's community

Good thing I never mentioned performance

>>56257760
>no ROMs

>>56257581
Not everything is a meme you autist fuck

postman didn't come :(

>>56257856
ur a meme

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Couple weeks ago I got a Janus One dumbphone, as pictured, from GearBest.

A few people wanted me to report back on how the battery life and overall functionality of the phone was so here I am.

1) Battery life. Exceptional, I'm not lying this thing lasts and lasts and lasts. Obviously that's because it is doing so little in the background and the screen is low power but wow, I love that I don't need to be constantly worrying about charging it. I come in at the end of the day and I just chuck the phone on the table, don't have to fuck around plugging it in every goddamn day.

2) Signal and call quality. Signal is good, this was a big worry of mine because I live in a very rural area, in a valley with little service coverage. This little phone however is picking up the signal well, my S3 never had such strong signal in the house. Call quality is good, nice and clear on both ends, this was another worry due to all the complaints the first batch of phones had but I guess I got lucky.

3) Phone is covered in tiny ridges like a record, which means you can make a funny noise by rubbing your nail on it which has been amusing my young niece and nephew greatly.

4) Nice loud alarms, can have up to five different alarms set simultaneously, this is my go-to alarmclock now.

5) Fairly robust, has taken a few tumbles with me already, including the dog running off with it and a young kid throwing it under the sofa. Don't have to worry about using it in the rain either which is nice because it's always fucking raining here.

Downsides:
Very few ringtones to chose from and none of them actually ring like a phone should, this annoyed me.

No call volume control that I can find.

Menus can be annoying, adding a new number to phonebook requires going several menus deep and confirming every stage. Thank fuck you don't need to do that often.

Bluetooth could have better range but it is bluetooth3.0 so that's something.

Overall:
6/7D mangoes

>>56257875
that's what you get for not tipping him

>>56257888
>Janus
>anus
:v)

>>56257890
n-next time i swear. i'll give him an ice

>>56257908
give him a handy, else you'll never get chink shit ever again

>>56257908
Don't ice the nigga

Is it possible to buy stuff from different sellers on aliexpress so it would end up in the same parcel?
I need a parcel big enough so it won't fit into my mailbox

>>56257888
>I have no friends: the phone

>>56257921
get this
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/53-inch-giant-teddy-bear-plush-toy-life-size-teddy-bear-1-pcs-130cm-kids-toys/32637958064.html

>>56257760
>benchmarks
is this year 2009?

>>56257921
Kek fuck no

Shit you'd be lucky if you order shit from the same store and they stick it in the same package.

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Did xyz anon forget that Banggood doesn't like iframe?

>>56257921
>I need a parcel big enough so it won't fit into my mailbox
why

>>56257930
I don't see the connection there, I have all my friends and family in the phonebook.

>>56257921
>so big it won't fit into my mailbox
l-lewd

>>56257952
>no messages, no fb, no whatsapp, no social life
It's ok anon.

>>56257969
don't forget no snapchat for the noodz

>>56257969
It must be sad to have no-one care about you enough to send you a text or phone call

>>56257969
It makes calls and text messages.

I have a computer for everything else.

>HURR DURR BETTER JUST CHECK MY FACEBOOK FROM THE TRACTOR

>>56257951
I live in a rural area in eastern europe, mailboxes aren't locked, so everything that's not a bill might end up being stolen

>>56257959
Nah if I'd order something like this it definitely wouldn't fit in a mailbox

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Has anyone got a DIY power bank for Thinkpads?
Saw about a couple of months ago a power bank like that for around 13burglerbucks without the cells here, but didn't save the link. Has anyone got it?

>>56257997
DYI for laptops is 30$

>>56257997
>she

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Looking good.

>>56257997
>>56258024
No-one said it was a she
Although I do need confirmation that it is a female (male) since this decides if I save the image or not

>>56258047
that's a man baby

>>56257233
thanks

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Bought pic related after seeing Comfy's review of this literal chink knife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds1Da1dANi4

Managed to get it down to €2.75/$3 using 63 gbpoints, will be using it mainly to open chink packages with.

Can't wait for it to get here and for me to see its glorious tacky design in person.

>>56258044
You'd think they wouldn't need air mail to ship something to Mongolia.

>>56258067
Kek. Too bad they ship packages to Netherlands/Switzerland/Czech at first, and that ain't fast.

>>56258044
mitä tilasit?

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Found it, but out of stock sadly
http://gearbest.com/chargers/pp_171639.html
Anyone know another one?

>>56258047
Just search for "maid costume" on Ali and check the reviews for the 15€ one ;)

>>56258105
Memes

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>>56256038
>tfw I had user AND password to 10 accounts on clipboard while using ali express app

>>56258111
oi cumlord
http://www.ebay.com/itm/3-6V-5V-6V-9V-12V-Mobile-Power-Bank-Box-USB-6-x-18650-Battery-Charger-Adapter-/221886473098?var=&hash=item33a976e38a:m:mE9hFbnXhLbsAUYW-NP_UrQ

>>56258142
oops my apologies wrong one
http://www.ebay.com/itm/3-3A-5V-12v-19v-21V-Mobile-power-bank-18650-Battery-Charger-For-Laptop-Iphone-/111967136592?hash=item1a11c2eb50:g:5SgAAOSwPe1T~YDl

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>>56258111
http://feedback.aliexpress.com/display/detail.htm?ownerMemberId=766687299&memberType=buyer

>Minion phone case
Dropped.

>>56257997
Do you have more?

>>56258024
>>56258058
Nothing wrong with it.

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>>56258147
Well, thanks a lot pal!

>>56257340

We Hang hanging scale, nice name.

>>56258200
Check again, it actually says WeiHeng (weighing)

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>>56258066
Better pic of Chinese Meme Knife

Zyzz is alive and well!!

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Blank-Gym-bodybuilding-stringer-tank-tops-muscle-shirt-shirts-sleeveless-men-cotton-mens-undershirt-sport-5/32425124559.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_5_10057_10056_10065_10037_10055_10054_301_10059_10033_10058_10032_10017_107_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_9&btsid=1eabc6d5-a0a7-4389-9c0f-8719247f2813

>>56258193
moar tarps.

>>56258279
>not shortening ali links

any chink active (bluetooth) styluis for android devices?

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Any cool things I can buy for my small doggo?

>>56258387
A rope, small dogs are useless

You guys know 'ch*nk' is an offensive and racist word right?

Please refrain from using such racist words.

>>56258387
>owning a barking, pissing and shitting machine
>2016

>>56258411
Sorry Jack. We like your service though.

>>56258411
That's why we say c
hink instead of ch*nk.

>>56258411
They're not using the racist slur, it's short for "Chinese Honorable Instruments of Noble Kings". In other words, god tier devices from our Chinese lords and masters.

>>56258459
Oh ok thats cool then

>>56258459
Are you saying the Chinese are descended from kings and queens?

>>56258477
THEY

>>56258477
Didnt u know? We wuz emperahz n shiet. 5000 years of history.

>>56258459
>>56258477
我们

>>56258477
No, Chinese make glorious technology for kings and queens.

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>>56257400

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Anyone has links for fake capacity flash drives? I need a bunch of 4gb drives, and chinking the chink for them sounds like a good idea.

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>>56258387
Get some action cam footage with your doggo

http://www.gearbest.com/action-cameras-sport-dv-accessories/pp_186277.html

http://www.gearbest.com/pet-supplies/pp_246885.html

http://www.gearbest.com/dog-clothing-shoes/pp_374178.html

http://www.gearbest.com/dog-collars-leads/pp_281460.html

>>56258422
It's a dog, not a cat.

>>56258580
Just buy 4GB drives. Why would you pay for 64GB ones knowing you want 4GB?

>>56258411
wow did not realize time to commit sudoku

>>56258477
WE

>>56258580
http://www.ebay.com/itm/512GB-USB-2-0-Mini-tiny-Flash-Memory-Stick-Pen-Drive-Storage-U-Disk-High-Speed-/152218320834
>every capacity is the same price
>zero feedback

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1TB-OTG-Mikro-USB-Flash-Drive-Stick-Android-OTG-Mikro-USB-Flash-Drive-Stick-Pen-/222119814475
>price is definitely too good to be true

You can go on eBay and search "128gb flash drive" or "512gb flash drive" or "1tb flash drive" and sort by price, buy it now only, and it's pretty easy to find obvious fake capacity drives.

>>56258531
The day of the rope can't come sooner.

any italian here can report if it's ok to buy chink knives? any problems with customs?

>>56258580
Wouldn't it just be cheaper and less of a hassle to buy real 4gb drives? I don't understand the logic here.

>>56258632
Because you can buy a fake capacity drive and get PP to refund you for it being fake, then restore real capacity and have a free flash drive.

>>56258632
Open dispute saying drives were fake, get refunds, have free 4gbs.
>>56258644
Just found it myself, but still thanks.

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>>56258652
Agreed friendo :^)

>>56258580
https://geek.wish.com/m/c/566fee9f8158176a838ef1cb

two 128gb microsd's AND a usb card reader, all just for 10€

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>>56258387
>>56258592
http://www.gearbest.com/other-pet-supplies/pp_358822.html

>>56258697
>>56258531
tfw leftist technocrat
I hate those type of guys too.
They are making the process of apothesis slower.

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>>56258672
Alcuni miei amici sono riusciti ad importare dei coltelli a farfalla quindi non penso che ci possano essere /troppi/ problemi

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Is it worth it going full chink with a mic setup (BM-800 + NEEWER Phanton Power + USB Audio Card) or should i just get a USB mic like AT2500 USB or Samson Meteor?

>>56258806
volevo prendere il meme coin knife >>56258255 visto che ho GB points da buttare

>>56258804
the process will never happen outside of ur marxist cyberpunk novels

>>56258806
Volevo prendere il meme knife >>56258255 visto che ho GB points da buttare... s-should I?

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>>56258849
>implying this isnt only viable option
Other options seem much worse.

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>>56258868
>dude communism lmao

stop

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>>56258819
>>56258850
Puoi provarci, ma giusto per evitare di essere buttfuckato, assicurati che la lama sia più corta di 6cm

>>56255855

>>56254263

I bought these too. It's been a wild ride. They shipped em with like an hour to go and they probably won't be here for 60 days.

I will be on the other side of the world by then.

Will report back with my story of how I got my 5 bucks back.

>>56258868
>he's actually serious
wew

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Is it any good?

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>>56258580
This was posted yesterday, it only seems to be 8GB while it should be 64GB.

>>56258908
Jesus christ

>>56258920
(you)

>>56258920
fuck off pissphone

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>>56258903
>>56258893
nice memes guys.
i have my own share of memes to show you

>>56257888
>Janus One

I kind of want and I don't even know why.

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>No easy way to change from stable to dev
on miui

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>>56258897
>Blade Length: 7cm

>>56258193
i-is this a grill?

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>>56258897
>>56258850
Woah, quanti italiani.
Per voi vi consiglio questo, perfettamente nei limiti legali, l ho comprato anche io ed non è niente male, soprattutto per il prezzo, foto allegata
http://s.aliexpress.com/7fIRNJJb

>>56258279
I bought a punisher tank top at the same price. Looks great.

I love chinkmans. I buy everything from them. From roids to panties.

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>>56258908
>in park
>in pond
>at friend home

SPEAK ENGLISH REEEEEEEEE

>>56258817
I have the AT2020USB+ mic. It's very good, plug&play and works fine with low output sources like a laptop. The only drawback is that the mic is really sensitive, you might need Audition or streaming software to take care of static noise if you have a loud PC. Otherwise it's expensive, but if you can get it on black friday, prime day or so it's worth.
Don't know about the Samson Meteor.
An alternativ is the Blue Yeti, but imo it has significant draw backs. It's big and heavy, need a special Blue Yeti shockmount and mic-arm and records every noise from the desk.
About the BM-800 i've heard and read only good things, but i really don't know and would like to know more, too, since i'm planning to switch from AT2020 to BM-800 setup.
It's cheaper and because i don't need a top mic such as the AT2020 anymore it's the best option, i think...

I want a custom mousepad, ePacket basically doubles the price but it still twice as cheap as anywhere around. My inner jew is conflicted.

>>56259163
a large weeb one? or a regular one?

in the latter case https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgdHMP5evwQ

>>56259134
I'm guessing a full chink setup would be inexpensive and enough for my needs. Do you know if there is any difference between the available BM-800 models?

>>56258723
Stop showing me chink shit that I want to buy.

>>56259202
There is only one version of the BM-800? It comes in different colors and packages with and without shockmount/mic-arm, but otherwise idk..

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Does this mean it could come any time since it's been there for a few days? Also, that does mean it's in the US right? The tracker isn't doing it right I don't think.

>>56256116
Sold out.

>>56259283
Yeah, sometimes tracking just stops before it has reached its destination

>>56259383
Ok cool, that would be awesome if I get it before Sunday. I forgot to check up on it so seeing that it's been in the US for a few days, I'm getting excited!

I'll do an unboxing just to be silly here.

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Making new thread, how's everyone doing?

>>56259399
Does post move during weekends in there?

>>56257760
What is Geekbenc?

Fucking chink benchmarks, too?!

>>56259307
Get the $0.50 one then
>>56256389

>>56259283
it's at JFK airport, so should be with you in 2-5 days depending where you are.

>>56259449
It's now 1.50$

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New thread here
>>56259522
>>56259522
>>56259522

>>56258405
>>56258422
But he's my friend.

>>56259432
Not Sundays.

>>56259460
I'm about 5 or 6 hours away from there!

>>56259559
Must be some inbred cat lovers.

>>56259601
so give it 2-3 days then as customs could take a day to clear.

>>56259631
Ok, if I have to wait three more days I'm fine with that. :P

What's some good chink action camera like gopro?

>>56256947
Which chink grease do you suggest?

>>56259481
You gotta use the $1 store coupon

>>56259662
New thread, check bump limit
>>56259522

>>56258920
This is posted every thread, and it shows someone pulling out an SD card during the test.

>>56257888
Thanks for your review!

I'm in need of a usb drive for uni, is it worth buying a meme shark and a usb 3 card reader? I've seen that picture here floating with corrupted sharks, what is the truth about that? Maybe someone can link a legit seller for shark and card reader? I'm willing to post some results on various class 10 sd cards if someone is curious when I get mah shark.

Also what is the situation on KingDian ssd's? Realiability? I'm about to buy one for my mom's laptop.

Lastly, any recommendations on good quality powerbanks, usb cables and mp3 players?

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>>56258644
>1TB USB Flash Drive
>GBP 3.99

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>>56256983
They cost about 7$/kg here in polish IKEA, search for PYSSLA

They also have the boards for cheap.