You're in prison you just got your brand new Iphone air

Walk out of prison and collect $200.

>>56246942
>what would you do to get around the frequency jammer?
Leave prison. Aren't those jammers illegal everywhere anyway?

>>56247163
not in prisons they're not

>>56247031
you got it all wrong

you pass GO, you collect $200

you have to pay $50 or roll doubles to get out of prison. unless you have a get outta jail free card

It takes a very complex device to overcome a very simple jammer. Your gonna need loads of cash to pull that off.

You just gotta use a signal not being jammed. Assuming the iphone will ever work around the jammer is a farce.

>>56247253
>Being a Clinton

>>56247524
Why can't you just hack the jammer with the iPhone?

With iphones, not so easy. With a dumbphone, piss easy... just get something out of the reach of jammers to be your antenna.

>open up dumbphone
>connect antenna to the rain gutter or heater pipe
>enjoy signal

All in all, connect to the longest, most far reaching piece of metal you can, and you should be set.

Or drop a sat. phone.

A jammer works saturating a channel so the only way to get around it is to change frequency or having much more trasmissive power than the jammer.

>>56247589
Don't the old nokia's use the same frequency as an iphone?

Or unless you're talking about those old brick phones.

And what is a Sat phone?

>>56247250
Prisons in the US don't have signal jammers. Source father works in federal prison

>>56246942
>get a phone with an easily accessible external antenna
>build some thing to make the external antenna function as a directional antenna
>point directional antenna away from the jammer

>>56246942
I would start by not being a degenerate who ended up in prison.

>>56247716
They use signal jammers in Hospitals, prisons and mental hospitals.

If your dad told you they didn't then he's fucking retarded.

>>56247754
They don't. No prisons use cell phone jammers in the US sure to concerns about lawsuits.

>>56246942
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>>56246942
1. Hold iPhone firmly in hand.
2. Raise it high above your head.
3. Smash it down on the frequency jammer.
4. Repeat until both iphone and jammer are broken.

>>56246942
give it back jamal

>>56246942
If in the US, call the FCC. You need some national security excuse to run a cell jammer. The SS uses it around the president to stop cell phones from being used as remote detonators. Prisons don't rank.

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>>56247754
>Hospitals
I work IT for several hospitals in my area, there's no jammers in any of them, What the fuck are you getting on with?

>>56247754
>If your dad told you they didn't then he's fucking retarded.
Think you are the retarded one here kid.

>>56247538
That got me, thanks for that.

>>56246942
>in prison
>iphone

for real jamal, give it back

>>56247733
How do you found out where to aim?

>>56247689
>what is a sat phone
Is this negro serious? A satellite phone. They're used by people who frequently travel to areas with no cell reception or landlines, like sailors.

>>56248911
>aim in one direction
>no signal
>aim somewhere else
>repeat steps 1-3 if necessary

>>56246942
>You're in prison
>you just got your brand new Iphone

Sell it and get a real phone.

https://www.gnu.org/proprietary/malware-apple.en.html#jails