I just started my IT-studies and I wanna get ahead & look

>Learn a bunch of programming languages
>Don't ever actually use them
>Make up stories about hacking the pentagon
>Find image of button on Google on phone
>Sit silently in class for first hour
>Suddenly stand up and yell "I'M GONNA HACK ALL OF YOU KEKS"
>Tell them the pentagon story
>Press the button on phone
>Walk over to the light switch and start spastically flicking it
>Laugh uncontrollably
>Throw your phone at random kid
>Yell "4CHAN" as you run out the building
>Run home

Congratulations Anon, you are now popular

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Always recursively call main while coding endless runtimes. It makes the female ITs wet.

>>56241215
Too much details, Anon. Too much details...

>>56241248
Could I have that folder anon? Pretty please

>>56241131
Enable unsafe code and pass everything by reference manually.

>>56241254
>much
It's "many", you fucking spic.

>>56241509
T-Thanks, John.

make music in C# and play it for the teacher like this guy did:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9xiYnFvIRo

>>56241131
install gentoo

>>56241623
>tfw calling random static noise ''music''

>>56241696
>being uncultured swine

Do well on your assignments.

use terminal, make the font green
works best on razer laptops

>>56241131
Hack the teachers computer, make it play meatspin over the projector.

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Use getters and setters before your teacher tells you about it, he'll want to suck your dick.

>>56241428
>He doesn't have his own smug anime grills folder
What the fuck are you doing on 4chan?

>>56241673
this tbqh