>middle click a link >get a new tab with "javascript:void(0);"

I feel you, junglebunny. Annoys the heck out of me too

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>>56241068
this so much

>>56241068
This makes me beyond mad.

1
2
34-tier mad

Fucking javascript

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>>56241068

JavaScript made web programming to accessible to retards.

We need something harder to replace it.

>>56241391
pretty sure all programming is accessible to retards you fucking imbecile code monkey

pajeeb will replace you soon

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>>56241391
Enjoy having all websites done in Squarespace by your boss who has a computer from 2002 that just got 'upgraded' to Windows 10.

All of the web developers where I work are the worst fucking people with technology, but at least they know how to modify six lines of a free bootstrap template to make it match the company colours.

>"Help me Jason, my Dreamweaver is broken!"
"uh have you tried restarting the computer?
>"thx ur such a lifesaver"

computers are a meme I'm going to move to the radio silence zone

overuse of javascript ruined the web

>>56242064
Is there anyone who actually likes all these parallax effects and stuff flying around as you scroll? It's incredibly annoying and disorienting. Anyone doing these things should be executed ISIS style.

JavaScript should be used only for stuff like dynamically loading new posts or validating input.

>>56241068
>he's using a DESKTOP as browsing-thingie
>what a nerd

>read this OP post
>release I could make new tabs with middle button
>why have I never known this

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>>56241068
>click a link
>video starts playing instead of downloading

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>>56242166

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>>56242166

>>56242166
You can re-open tabs you closed with Shift+Ctrl+T

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>>56241068
>javascript
>using a mouse

normies ruining my gee, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>56242166

>you will still continue to right click and select the open in new tab option

>>56241427
>all programming is accessible to retards
No

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>>56242218
What anime is this?

>>56242129
sites using that kind of JS also tend to be extremely bloated and slow

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>>56242478

>>56242279
you know me well

>>56241427
no. Give them some C and you'll see the result. They won't be able to achieve the most simple task

>>56242258
thx senpai, will come in handy eventually

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>>56241342
i agree.

>>56242563

std::cout << "isn't hard";

They won't make it far, though.

>>56242148
ThinkPads have a middle click button as well. So do any other decent laptops.

>>56242166
ctrl-click works too if you don't have a decent pointing device

>>56242600

That isn't C.

When a browser follows a javascript: URI, it evaluates the code in the URI and then replaces the contents of the page with the returned value, unless the returned value is undefined. The void operator can be used to return undefined. For example:

<a href="javascript:void(0);">
  Click here to do nothing
</a>

<a href="javascript:void(document.body.style.backgroundColor='green');">
  Click here for green background
</a>

Note, however, that the javascript: pseudo protocol is discouraged over other alternatives, such as unobtrusive event handlers.

>>56241342
Exactly. Usually this shit is either to cover up a referral link or some spammy link nobody would otherwise click on if they knew what it linked to.

>>56242166
>release
you meant realize.

>>56242396
Yes.

>>56242563
It just needs a 5-minute tutorial and "they" are good to go.

>>56242635

printf("My bad, been a while.");

>>56242689

For the money required to hire a decent C programmer, you can hire thousands of Pajeets to rewrite everything in JavaScript.

>>56242719
This. People keep pointing up that Indians are unintelligent and bad at programming, but they don't realize they are a dime a dozen and capitalism is about quantity, not quality.

>>56242736
pointing out*

>>56242537
Damnit anon you looked through my evil plan

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>wait a whole week for new subs
>it's a filler episode

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>>56241068

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This is almost as bad

>>56242173
hit Ctrl+S

>>56243337
1234

>>56242129
Well if you know how to use it, it doesn't have to be that bad.
With a static site for example, all you would need is bootstrap, jquery and some css.
The last site I made that way was (according to Vivaldi) 3kb of data to load and it had all the effects you needed.

The problem is people not knowing what theyre doing and just copy/pasting blobs of code from stackoverflow which then don't even work, because they had no idea what they do.
Then also a lot of people are too retarded to save a picture for web and put 4000xwhatever pictures in there which are like 20mb big.

Ive studied design for the past two years and everyone who went and wanted to do 'webdesign' was that kind of shit programmer.

I'm starting to rant; my point is JavaScript/jquery doesn't have to be bad and bloated if the developer understand what the theyre doing.

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>>56243337
>zwangsweise zu Zweiergruppen umgebucht

B-but I'm b-bad at social s-stuff. :(

>>56241465
Computers are a meme may be the most self unaware statement I've ever read online.

>>56243545
Fun is a meme according to /v/

>>56243545
>>56244019
There was a time when "fun" was filtered to "buzzword" on /v/

>>56241068
lemme guess, you middle clicked on the reply button here on 4chin

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>>56244092
Not OP, but this also happens on Google News.

Try going to Google News and middle clicking on "More World stories"

Pic related. Don't mind me watching Naruto. :3

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>press spacebar to pause a video
>webpage scrolls down

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>>56244937

>>56242689
>no
>yes
Great argument pal

>>56242600
>Tries to show off his C knowledge
>Code written is actually C++

>>56245352

Why would anyone like to show off knowledge in a dead language?

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>>56241465
>web dev
>dreamweaver

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>middle-click a link
>doesn't work
>middle-clicking has ceased to function on my mouse

>>56242166
you can also middle click on the refresh button to clone a tab, or middle click a tab to close it, or middle click in an empty part of the tab bar to open a new tab

welcome to the 3-button computing experience

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>>56241068
>>middle click a link
>>get a new tab with "javascript:void(0);" in the address bar

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>>56242166
Jesus Christ anon, it's only been like 8 years.

>>56242166
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