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How do I get good at being a code monkey? I'm a software

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How do I get good at being a code monkey?
I'm a software dev for 3 months now. At first it seemed pretty neat and I felt productive but now I feel like getting poo brain from staring at code for 8 hours a day. I can't think straight and look at the clock every few minutes.
How do people live with this? I've never wished so hard for death in my life. Programming is the only thing I'm sorta good at and now I hate computers.
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Meditating when you're feeling unproductive helps.
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You aren't supposed to program for 8 hours straight. I'm a professional and I only do three hours maybe four on a good day. Do other things like read a tech blog, a book about new tech, design patterns, languages etc.
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>>56227554
4chan*
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>>56227779
>Do other things like read a tech blog, a book about new tech, design patterns, languages etc.
I have a feeling you're lying here. You read design patterns and languages? What does that even mean?

Personally I spend my off time on 4chan, or reading news articles (sometimes tech related), or chatting with friends.
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>>56229384
>design patterns
>What does that even mean?

OK, you are code monkey for real.
Now do yourself a favor and go Google it yourself. After that read some fancy articles about subject. Sooner or later you may realize how "bad" code monkey you were in the first place.
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>>56229384
A programmer that actually tries to be good at their craft? I call bullshit.
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>>56229833
Do you think all the programmers that care about being good do it only to speak at conferences and write books?
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I worked as code monkey for a cooking recipe management suite.

Lasted maybe a month, and I started seeing messages from dead philosophers in the code, telling me to SEARCH FOR THE APOCALYPSE SNIPPET.

I quit, and since then have only coded for fun. Never again for money and never because someone told me to.
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Find out how to lower your stress levels, before you get burnout.
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>>56229384
>doesn't even know what a design pattern is

wow, what shit school did you go to?

btw, what language do you code in at work?
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>>56231286
>>56229532
Hey guys I'm back! I know what design patterns are, I was criticizing the fact that he claims he spends his time "reading" them. That makes no sense.

You guys wasted no time jumping on the "LOL I'M SMARTER THAN YOU" wagon, though.
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>>56231219
this. dont do it for the money, anon. and if you do it for the money, then still make it your goal to do your job well. code monkey work doesnt get you in the flow and without the flow its a pain to be productive.
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>>56227523
>How do I get good at being a code monkey?
Visit codemonkey.com
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>>56233150
>>56229384
When I was a beginner, I read a book about design patterns. It's what he was suggesting since you're a beginner too. Eventually you'll want to learn architecture and its even more abstract and literally will make or break your system depending on what criteria is important to you. Dude knows what he's talking about.
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