I just cant program. Nothing clicks, I don't know how to

I mean shit can a nigger get a fucking checklist on what the fuck to learn from the perspective of someone with no experience ever In this?

>>56197966
you fundamentally need to understand the meta-level of programming if you want to make it. learning a bunch of python functions won't help you without having an understanding of how it all works together to achieve your goals.

watch these lectures
http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/electrical-engineering-and-computer-science/6-00-introduction-to-computer-science-and-programming-fall-2008/

>>56197966
Well for starters, you're an animenigger so that kinda disqualifies you from being smart at the get go

It's ok OP.

I think front end development might be perfect for you. A lot of people that aren't good at math and can't program in web dev these days. Anybody can hack it there.

>>56198268
If he actually follows design patterns. Seeing that he just wants to throw everything in a single script is not looking promising

I know you're venting, but how are we supposed to help if you don't give us anything to work with?

The only thing to be said is that computers are obviously very literal and they can't guess what you want them to do, so you need to give them everything they need to work with. If your program needs some numbers or text to do something (like math or finding a field in a database with the word you gave it) then you have to supply it through an argument.

>>56197966
To be fair, everything related to object-oriented programming seems a bit off and forced in Python. It's so obvious that python is just not designed for oop. Which is fine, python is a great language for so many things.

So even if I don't know what your particular problem with classes is, Python might not be the best language to understand their principle.