ITS THE END OF THE WOOOOOOORLD!! SELLOUT BOYS! 11 MILLION

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>>56184000
WITNESSED

>not using mumble
>2016

>>56184000
source?

>>56184031
it's in the press kit

I was right but I'm still not happy.

What do I do now?

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>>56184031
Discord Press Kit?

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>>56184031

One of my friends who works on Discord leaked it to me, they're making more assets soon and wanted to be a nice anon. So he distributed it to me.

I'm keking so hard, I knew this would happen.

who even uses these memes? how much of a normalfag do you have to be?

>>56184045

Its not live yet, consider this early Christmas ; )

THREAD SONG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4&ab_channel=reptileman117

hello darkness my old friend.

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>>56184062
>friend trusts you with his job
>you post it on 4chan
Maybe discord isn't the real problem here.

>>56184059
>>56184062
where's the link to this then?

>fresh dank memes

uh

>>56184099

Its some part of a plan he told me, I'm not allowed to say much but just leak this shit. Take it or leave it he says, but its coming. And you'll be all rused.

>>56184000
the only thing i'm seeing that might be a major problem is screensharing since that's a really good feature of skype

VIP servers might be problematic if they restrict features already in servers.

Ads can be blocked with Hosts editing. They're likely served from somewhere that isn't the primary discord servers.

>>56184000
>no ads
>implying ads in the free version
The worst of all imo.
>VIP server
Don't give a shit
>Exclisive skin and icons
don't for me discord == voice and link
>screensharing
teamviewer
>fresh dank meme
no
That was to expect from a company founded by this jew

>not sharing the contents with 4chan so we can fuck with it
y

>>56184099
fangs

>>56184174

They're adding other features, like being able to host your server with no cost. Its bound to be expected honestly, what did you think in the beginning? Nothing is free my friend.

>>56184235
it just depends on how much will be free vs paid

>>56184235
>host your server with no cost
if we can block ad servers, no problem with me.

>>56184097
BOTNET LIKE A CANCER GROWS

>>56184099
>>56184163
Is discord publicly traded or going to be so soon/

>>56184313

Maybe in the future.

>>56184000
Redditcord fags on suicide watch, thank god.
Finally the shilling will end and we can all go back to using IRC.

DISCORD
IM HOWLING AT THE MOON

>>56184313
>make a """"free"""" service, nothing new or revolutionary just some web service
>get it publicly listed
>memeing murriburgers pump up the value
>doesn't need to be profitable or anything, just has to be "hip" ala facebook and twitter
>congrats you're rich af

I'd pay a small (one time) fee for premium Discord, desu.
It's a good program, and I support devs I like.

Don't lie about it, and we're good. If they lied, tho, FUKKEN DROPPED.

>>56184299
AND IN THE NAKED LIGHT I SAW 10,000 ZOMBIES MAYBE MORE.

>>56184000
welp

was this supposed to be surprising, they always had this product and there's no way data mining could fund it alone

OP's image is so badly designed there is no way this is real.

Also the naming of the file in his "leaked" "presskit" doesnt match the rest of the files, as well as every other file being included in multiple formats.

discord is shit

>>56184405
>desu
>tho

Their target audience is a bunch of 16 year old gaymers. Of course you'd like it.

>>56184503
>what is a word filter?
>fuck you, I do what I want

>>56184000
>Using a communication service you or your friends don't host and maintain yourself.
>Using botnets instead of rolling your own XMPP, or IRC server
Sorry friend, you deserved it for believing botnets could ever be good.

>>56184405
How does it feel to know beforehand that you will scummed?
The ceo is known to put his companies on bankrupt then manage to flee with the money.
No doubts he will do it again.

>having friends to talk with

>>56184059
>>56184062
>guise look I can put a file in a folder
https://cdn.discordapp.com/presskit.zip

>>56184000
>Hammer and chisel
WTF, are they communists or something?

So are "VIP servers" just ones that you can host from your own network, rather than going through the ones Discord use?
Also that would be pretty retarded if the skins aren't a one time purchase thing, but rather required a membership of some sort.

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OP is now leaving, good day m'ladies.

https://twitter.com/discordapp/status/767159106847248384
rip

>>56185158
I'm quitting this shitty botnet regardless. The memes are out of hand

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>>56185158
>>56185219

Jokes on you retards : ^ )

>>56184711
>>56184455

Winners of /g/'s Pajeet 2016 Olympics.

>>56185271
nice waste of your time kid

>>56185290

keep being mad ;)

Retards.
https://twitter.com/BlaxPayne/status/767156838185984001

>>56185271
>using the smiley with a carat nose

>>56184000

> literally what is slack or IRC

>>56184000
FOSS discord is easy. Hard part is the servers, who is going to pay?
Solve that and I'll make a clone using mumble and irc.

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>>56184533
>admits to using normie lingo

>>56184000
topkek

Twitch buys Curse
Curse client is almost exact clone of discord (is there even a difference?)

Discord shits itself, decides to gimp features unless you pay for premium


everyone got cucked

>>56184000

>not seeing this coming

Do you think they were just going to be a free service forever? Where do you think they were going to make profit to pay for all the bandwidth their servers use?

>>56184000
And nothing of value was lost.

>>56186997
I assume their plan is to continue to operate at a loss using VC money while they pull all non-enterprise voice chat away from Skype and Teamspeak or whatever, then sell out to Google or Microsoft once they hit a billion users.

Trying to monetize early jeopardizes the huge payout.

>>56186355
can't you use ethereum as "fuel" or is ethereum a complete meme

like users would pay a small amount each minute like with a phone call but cheaper than a phone call

>>56184400
that's called a ponzi scheme, and it's highly illegal.

>>56184442
i had predicted premium from the start, anybody who didn't see this coming has no idea how the world works.

that being said im fine with this. discord is a great and useful product that managed to reengage some online communities i play with.

>>56184503
>calling strangers on the internet 16 year olds
oh come on now lets not be so petty

>>56187500
lolwut i just described the typical tech startup in shartinmartland. or they get bought up before they get publicly listed

>>56185271
you are literally the worst

>>56187500
Not a ponzi scheme, you are thinking of a pump and dump operation. Which it still isn't because he doesn't control the user base who is artificially pumping up the value.

>>56187564
its true startups that dont do anything except hire smart people are worth millions. Web based startups have no way to monetize but they are still valuable af

>>56184011
see>>56184011

this is fake you dumb cucks.

>>56188411
It's still going to happen you dumb cuck

>>56184235
>nothing is for free my friend

Did you know you are obligated, by law, to disclose any business relationships you have with a company you are promoting?

>>56184000
Alright I'm going back to Skype.

>>56185271
Thanks for reminding me why I have all namefags filtered.

>>56184000
FRESH DANK MEMES FOR SUM TRIPS

It's fake you dumb fucks.

Fucking summer doesn't know about 4chan gold account meme

Literally /v/: The chat platform
It's been said 1000x.
That's why you use IRC.

>>56189354
For now.
This will eventually be the future of Discord though, that or it'll just be snapped up for the technology under it.

>>56184400
Be sure to sell the stock in the company you founded before the new tech bubble finally bursts.

>>56187602
Investors are pumping up value. They make decisions based on users but it's their responsibility.