Trigger /g/ in three words. I'll start. "Send

"My iPhone rules!"

consumer analytics telemetry

I don't even need three.

"The cloud"
"Linux"

I play videogames

>>56096205
i use sublime

"Consumer gaming laptop"

get a job

>>56096221
That mostly triggers 12 year olds who hate Apple because it's cool to hate.

Get a degree

>>56096344
>>56096344
>That mostly triggers 12 year olds who hate Apple because it's cool to hate.

So /g/?

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win dows ten

Mac book Air

>>56096205
tor for facebook

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>>56096395
It's a great ultraportable laptop.

Poo in loo

rig
ipc
gaming

>>56096205
"Code With Karlie"

World of Warcraft

>>56096444
Kode*
>>56096205
Are we talking old /g/ or new /g/?

"Linux is shit"
Or
"Linux is great"

Depending on your answer, of course

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>>56096385

O S X

I hate Linux

macOS is awesome

/g/ = cucks

Stallman hates linux

One
Two
ThreeFour

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>>56096412
>it's a steaming pile of shit

Fixed.

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Reddit is down

"memes"

>>56096518
>the horrible screen
Literally one complaint.

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>>56096205
ceramic cable elevator

Photoshop
AutoCAD
Games

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Advanced Micro Devices

>>56096205
Reddit
Tumblr
Gaming

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>>56096473
this fucking cartoon triggered me

Allow me to

Does anyone else?

Nvidia buys AMD

>>56096205
Help me build

Very suprised nobody posted the obvious

>FINISHED AND BANKRUPT

>>56096796

im bringing back us back to '09, deal with it fag

>>56096274
there is absolutely nothing wrong with sublime

Obama ratifies TPP

>>56096205
"Diversity quota hire"

Smh desu senpai

National Security Agency

Professional eSports Athlete

>>56096344
>mcjob trying to shill for the phone he had to get a loan for

>>56097891
Au contraire. I don't even own any Apple products or run any software from Apple or Microsoft for that matter.
Le Apple iz gay xD trolls are still dumb as bricks.

>>56097948
I don't like the "x is gay xDDD" bullshit either. I just don't like people who say that anyone who simply doesn't like apple's products is 12 years old.

Gah noo linux

>>56097128
not three words

>>56096822
interject for a

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Anime is for children and retards.

>>56096463
kek

AMD Intel Nvidia

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>>56098529
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>56096248

>>56098529
You had a reply but I can't see it, can anyone tell me what it was?

Non free software
Closed source program
I use Macs
Linux is irrelevant
You're all virgins
Anime isn't real
Thinkpads are ugly
Beats are great
Mechanical keyboards suck
Only Indians program
Three point five
1060 beats 480

I think thats a good start

>>56098802
>Unity
Sure triggered me

>>56098868

sorry, I use i3 normally, but I use unity when Im just shitposting in my bed. Chrome is the real trigger anyways

Windows is better

"Nothing to hide"

>>56096205
How I became

>>56098894
Because i3 is shit.
Try awesome

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Install gen too

>>56096205
"Do the needful"

>>56098981

what does awesome do better

>>56099046
Its easier to use and isn't totally stripped of features.

>>56099062
>lua > python
kek

Post PC Device
Cloud Storage
excl. VAT
plain text password
Windows Server Antivirus
patriarchal industry
the deep web
encryption enabling terrorism

Hello world!

>Ad blocker detected.
>Check my build.
>Affirmative action industry.

Lisp/Haskell suck

computer science major

Employed Haskell programmer

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look at thumbnail

>>56099551
>game design major
fixed

Java is good

>>56096205

Move out already.

>>56099188
>the language a program is written in determines its quality
Kill yourself dumbass

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Nothing to hide

lolicon means pedophile

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>>56096248
>I dont need three
>posts three anyway

x86 is important

>>56099888
he got you

Google is safe.

"Intel CPU Backdoor"

How to hack?

Windows 10 thread

>>56096205
Install windows 10
anime is dumb
gnu linux sucks
I use Chromw
i love alienware
i love razer
full atx tower
thinkpads are old
jews did 9/11
arch wastes time
it just works
apple is good
unlock this iphone

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would you kindly

Advanced Micro Devices

AMD is bad

Gnu plus Linux
I use bsd

>>56096205
Gah-noo slash lee nucks

>>56096260
That's 4 faggot. Video games is two words

HTML programming language

Sister Laptop Megaman

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>>56096205
COMP
TIA
CERTIFIED

poo in loo

BIG DATA

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Anime desktop thread

It's just "Linux"

Screencap with megaman

>>56098565
Kek

app

windows 10 secure

>>56096205
Women can code
Proprietary works better

Three point five

Nvidia wood screws

1
2
34

Use proprietary software

>>56096205
>HTML programmer

>>56098802
> Unity
> Chrome
cuck detected

I have gf

>>56096205
POO IN LOO

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>>56096533
Re dd it

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>>56096205
gold plated cables

>>56096632
He didn't run OSX on it, so what else was he supposed to complain about. The touchpad maybe?

"Women are people"

PHP Hypertext Preprocessor

AMD Nvidia gaming

>>56096205
I play videogames.

>>56098529
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDIT

>>56101291
Kek

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Anime is childish

>>56096205
>Apple
>MacBook
>Pro

>>56101055
but videogames is only one
"check mate atheist"

Install Gentoo
AMD is great/shit
Nvidia is great/shit
Intel are best
DirectX (anything)
I like videogames

>YOUR
>DISTRO
>WORST

Everyday at /g/.

>>56096205
"Rust > C"

>>56099267
HOLY FUCK

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Anime are retarded

rm -rf /

I like games

>>56096412
>ultraportable
my t420 is more portable than that

>>56104556
But this is true

>IT is dead

just a gorilla

>>56096488
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>56096822
>>56098499

moment. What you're

(also checked and kekked)