You have 5 second to explain why these stickers are still

Fucking gluey residue would have me scratching my computer like a drug addict

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they are the reason i bought my computer

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>>56066235
What is goo gone? Fucking moron.

>>56066216
If I take them off, the computer won't be new anymore!

taking them off hurts the resale value

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It never came with stickers or even a logo
So they never existed in the first place

>>56066309
Stop pretending that this piece of shit disposable netbook is actually useful in 2016.

The only reason it hasn't fallen apart on you yet is because you keep it in a closet and only take it out for taking pictures.

>>56066333
I just bought it brand new though.
And it's good for YouTube and shitposting, which I do regularly.
I use my phone to shitpost at work or when I'm taking a shit.
I use my desktop for shitposting at home.
And I use this Chromebook to shitpost when I'm visiting my parents or just don't want to use my desktop.
I had a CB3 before this that died after 3 years, I just needed a replacement.

Get the stick out of your ass anon.

>>56066216
Because it impress non-tech guys, therefore ill be able to ask more for my PC whenever i sell it.
Also, one of these stickers has my windows key.

>>56066216
so i can remember my two license keys

OEM and pro license key, and I have an extra sticker for home premium, when the McWindowsBP Triumvirate start seizing the windows 7 copies from stores I'll be set for life.

>>56066379
So it's a really big phone?

>>56066453
no, unlike a phone, this can't actually make phonecalls and only painfully access the internet. its pretty much a useless brick that you can watch food reviews on.

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>>56066281
>>56066299
cool

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>people who leave the packaging plastic film on to (((protect)))

Good luck with that adhesive apocalypse

>>56066235
>literally any adhesive remover
>even nail polish works

Usually the glue they use comes off easily.

>>56066453
It has 3G actually, with a sim and phone applications on Linux it could be a phone.

>>56066532
Acetone will melt the plastic

>>56066733
isopropyl alcohol works well

>>56066216
they aren't

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>>56066275
You're gonna wish my goo was gone from your boipucci after I get finished ravishing it

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they look nice

>>56066216
>3056 awards in 2008
look out boys this one is a serious power machine

>>56066863
>flipped image
thanks hirogari

>>56066235
>Mineral oil.
>Petroleum jelly.

>>56066863
>Lelnono

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Sticker thread?
Sticker thread.

>>56066216
They aren't.
>>56066299
Buying the computer hurts the resale value too. May as just not have one.

>>56067063
good bait

>>56067063
>filename
kek

>>56066216
They look cool.