TRUE PATRICIAN CODERS ONLY
>macbook pro
>emacs
>c++ (g++ compiler, making full use of c++14)
>chromium
>no music
>egyptian god-tier posture
>15 minute breaks every 2 hours
>12 hour work day
>morning sex with 10/10
>no nooptics
>coffee optional
>typing on chiclets
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>>56046575
Nobody cares about you or your ugly husband, normalfag
>>56046575
>no optics
have fun shooting past 300 yards with iron sights
>>56046575
>patrician
>macbook bro
>chromium
>no music
>12 hour work day
>>56046575
No need to lie on a vietnamese cartoon forum m8.
>hacked together Frankenstein abomination
>acme
>go (on Plan9, making full use of Rob Pike and Ken Thompson's cocks)
>w3m
>randomly generated SID chiptunes
>lying on a bed
>smoke break every 45 minutes
>"working" whenever you want (glorious NEET, free as the wind)
>5:30AM wank to the highest quality loli doujins before sleeping
>6 pack of cheap beer
>2 liters of tea that's already cold and way too sweet