/csg/ Chink Shit General

hi

CANCEL YOUR ORDERS WITH VICKY OR ELSE

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> order chink shit last thursday from gearbest
> first time
> after lurking threads expected it to take 4 weeks
> it arrived today in my mailbox
My package flew around the world in 4 workdays, have I been blessed with good chink shit genes?

>>56010833
Let guess, you used PostNL right?

>>56010827
Lewds first or the store goes down

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Anyone know if these actually work?
http://www.gearbest.com/sling-bag/pp_123.html
Want to try sticking it to my headphones for some extra portability.

>>56010858
it plays music

>>56010846
No, bpost, which is the national post here in Belgium.

>>56010858
go for the Ruizu X02 instead and glue a peg to the back.
Or go for the ruizu with the clip

My favorite has got to be Sweden Post, it got me my tablet within like half a month, without custom fees or import taxes and other shit, it was order package, pay and bam! it was at my door.

HK Post took 3 months to send my package, I thought it was going to be lost for ever.

Post NL is decent, got all my stuff to customs within a week and to my door within the month.

DHL FUCKING SUCKS, sure they got my package to my country within the day, but then called me for papers, and told me that there were fees and taxes, I sent them the papers and only got a email saying they will process it ASAP but expect handling fees.
They haven't told me how much the fees and taxes will be either.

I also have another package that has been processing for the last week, I should have split the things up into more packages, the total amount is just a tad over $100 USD, I forgot that $100USD+ items have import tax.

FUUUCCCCKKKKK

>>56009441
How fast/slow is the russian surface mail?

>>56010846
>>56010833
Why does everyone hate PostNL? They always deliver my packages to Finland within two weeks

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>>56010833
> tfw my first order took 6 weeks to get here
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>56010877
Cheers

>>56010827
Can someone tell what happened?

>>56010907
They are too dumb to figure out where to use the tracking number.

Does a cheaper version of this exist?

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/onmememan/516894_32705315688.html

>>56010907
Probably because chinks put postNL as a shipping method and then give fake tracking number

>>56010944
>Creative and funny

Looks fucking awful

OK so this coupon finder script is actually bretty good.. it's finding a lot of coupons.. although not many are any good however occasionally there's a decent one.. anyway i was thinking of setting up a vps to run the script 24/7 and i'd like to make the output of the script available to /csg/ in some form or another. would anyone find this useful? do any anons have suggestions about how to set this up?

>>56010944
wouldn't take it for free 2bh

>>56010944
Are you the anon asking for the awful shirts?
Because those are fucking awful.

>>56010969
Please do this, or atleast share the script

>>56010969
yes please do it... I can't run script, I'm not a CS student... but I'd definitely use it

>>56011010
http://hastebin.com/isejilalav.py

>>56010977
>dubs


No, I'm not.

>>56011010
That might clue them in. Not a good idea.

>>56010969
do you have a webserver? if so, host an output file on it.
Otherwise, there's plenty ways to make the script email or upload results to another place.

>>56010969
Would be great if you could, should definitely be put in the OP if so.

>>56011010
the script is here: http://hastebin.com/isejilalav.py

i can setup the vps easily but i'm not sure of the best way for everyone to see the output. me sorting through them individually would take much too long as it finds so many coupons (not many are very useful). anyway anyone have any ideas?

>>56010923
A chink named Vicky Gao chinked herself by offering $58 off coupons for orders of $58.01 or more.

>>56010907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKx8_8yYDAE
Hope your package isn't fragile

>>56010833
Don't give me false hope, fellow belgium anon.
I don't want to spend the next 2 weeks anxiously checking my mailbox only to find nothing

>>56010923
Some chink chick (or guy) named Vicky fucked up when making coupons so 5000 anons ordered a lot of shit for basically free, vicky begged everybody to cancel their orders or (s)he would be raped and killed by other chinks. There's a screenshot of her begging but I didn't save it.
In other words, chink got chink'd.

>>56011067
Is there any way to automate sorting coupons?
Like, sorting by the discount amount?


python script.py >> index.html
would work, if you could access that file from the webserver.

>>56011095
Where are you from and what did you buy? Living in this rainy country may finally be paying off anon.

>>56011067
>>56011053
I get

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "./alicoupon.py", line 80, in <module>
    begin(1000000, 2000000, 15)
  File "./alicoupon.py", line 76, in begin
    Thrd(lock, start, end).start()
  File "./alicoupon.py", line 62, in __init__
    super().__init__()
TypeError: super() takes at least 1 argument (0 given)

When I run this script. (python 2 and 3)

>>56011099
thats a good enough solution for now.. it can be improved in the future.. i'll change the script slightly so that it numbers the outputs. let me set this up now.

>>56010858
Give it a try. /csg/ is all about taking a chance and trying out new things and reporting back to the thread if they set your house on fire or not.

That is the spirit of Chink Shit General. There are those who only want to tread the road of commonly bought and recommended things, but others, like I, are pioneers, and wade out into the swamps of Ali and Gearbest and look for the oft-overlooked chink goods. I don't do it for myself, I do it for /csg/.

>>56011147
or,
python script.py | nl >> index.html


Unix is your friend.

also, what's up with >>56011128 ?

>>56011053
>I can't run a script
What the fuck are you doing on this board?

>>56011158
You truly are a god amongst us laowais anon, I respect that.

>>56010969
Pushbullet channel please! Everyone will instantly get a notification.

>>56011173
I'm a technology enthusiast
I can make you crystal meth if you want, though

>>56011123
couple of micro-USB cables and a set of in-ears.
Somewhere near 't stad

My previous package took 11 days to get here. So 4 days is definitely quick

>>56011195
Send me some crystal meth and I will run your script on my dedi 24/7.

>>56011195
Have you used chink lithium batteries to make meth yet?

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Does anyone know where I can get a watch that looks similar to the Swiss railway style clocks? I just can't seem to find anything under the obvious search terms on Gearbest or AliExpress.

>poor people general

>>56011187
I mean, I'm not gonna buy a $2 18650 charger or those really cheap cables that are obviously going to burn out but I'm not going to shy away from something just because no one else in /csg/ has tried it.

>>56010969

dump it in a pastebin and get it posted in the OP

would be really useful!

>>56011240
I can take some LiCl from the lab

>>56011191
No, don't do this.
The coupons are generally only very limited quantity (like a couple of hundred). If you broadcast it like that you're going to end up with a shitload of redditors, Russians and other semitic cockwombles will just hoover up the codes regardless of whether they actually use them.

Just keep it in these threads.

For anyone experienced with chinkphones.
The redmi 3s currently costs $113-$120
It's launch price was 699 Yuan
The redmi 4 is also priced at 699, will it cost about the same or will I have to wait a while for its price to drop to that level?

>>56011259
>tfw ordered a 2$ usb type c cable
it can't be that bad right?

>>56003074

Anyone got link for this? Also have they updated it to allow for usb c thunderbolt connection yet?

>>56011341
Huh? Redmi 4 is not even out yet.

>>56011355
Not to spec means you may end up killing your device.

will chink lightning cables blow up my iShit

>>56011382
http://www.gsmarena.com/xiaomi_redmi_4_and_mi_note_2_specs_prices_and_launch_dates_leak-news-19858.php
I know, just wondering if they are going to overprice it at launch, don't want to have to wait until the end of september or something to order one.

>>56011412
http://www.gsmarena.com/xiaomi_redmi_4_leaks_via_geekbench_runs_on_snapdragon_625-news-19851.php

>The Redmi 4 is expected to launch by the end of the year at about $150.

It won't be out until at least December. Redmi 3 launched in January 2016 and they always wait a year between iterations.

And the shops always overprice at launch.

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My

KUNG FU TEAPOT

arrived today

it's the greatest thing I've ever experienced in my entire life

>>56011501
looks like it was made of plastic

>>56011541

It's clay

>1.Please skip this choice "did Gearbest ask you to write this review"
hhehehehheh

>>56011592
Well I really hoped so
Can you link? Also isnt it too risky to order fragile shit from the chinks?

>>56011612
they won't approve your review and you won't get your point

>>56011637
I know, I'm following the advice. It all just feels so chinky.

>>56010977
>Awful shirts
Nah, I think the Pepe shirt was the dumbest of them all. Sure, there are awful "meme" shirts, but they're mediocre even in their awfulness.

Pepe, on the other hand.....

>>56011612
They invited you to the gearbest shilling program?

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>>56011714
Be sure to pair it with the Pepe baseball cap linked in the previous thread, and this funky fresh shower curtain

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/showering-is-for-normies-reeee/32586399275.html

>>56010969
Post example of good find.

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GET FAST GET FAST
FREE SHIT

$40 OFF $43 LESS THAN 100 LEFT

http://vrvr.aliexpress.com/store/sale-items/2067142.html

>>56011860
I can't see it m8

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>>56011860

>mfw get there have to sign in fuck your shit I'm already signed in in another tab you fucking gook chink sign in there's not GODDAMN coupons left

>>56011860
And it's gone

>>56011284
Don't share the channel name with the outsiders then.

>>56011860
I fucking jumped out of bed to redeem it, log in and they're gone
FUCK

>>56011895
Somebody will. They always do.
Loose lips stink chinks.

any non fountain chink pen worth buying?

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>>56011631
http://www.gearbest.com/water-cup-bottle/pp_376599.html

It was actually really well packaged, full polystyrene box with lid

>>56011953
I can small cancer from here

>>56011935
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-4-In-1-Soft-Rubber-Tip-Laser-Pointer-LED-Torch-Touch-Screen-Stylus-Ball-Pen/32675777474.html

>>56011967
*smell FFS

>>56011967
Funny, I tend to can my cancers over there instead.
If you setup your workspace correctly you should be able to can all cancers regardless of size

>>56011860
I got the coupon but it does not get applied on my order... Instead I get a shitty $2 off.
He also delisted all his products.

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Just got a pack of these for 99c.
Sadly, they're A3 instead of A4 and too fucking huge for a printer.
I don't wanna let that much paper go to waste, any ideas what to do with them? They're all green.

>>56012039
Why did you buy green paper

>>56012045
IT WAS CHEAP!
...I might have a problem, anon.

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>>56012039
make large paper planes
or just cut them to size, it's easy with A sizing.

>>56011756
Fuck is that really Pepe as that Slimer from Ghostbusters...

Also I'm still looking for a great pocket pussy. Post your best you got from aliexpress or gearextreme.

>>56012039
Doesn't A3 become A4 when cut in half?

>>56012039
They make A3 printers you know...

>>56012045

print up some DOLLA BILLS Y'ALL

>>56011355
Worst case scenario is it ends up killing whatever you have connected to it. Best case scenario is it works perfectly for years. Most likely scenario is one day it just stops working after no more than 6 months of use and you have to buy another cable.

Are chink ssd reliable?
Do they have botnet included?

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>>56012077
Despite my predilection for Pepe-themed merchandise I have no experience in buying or using pretend vaginas, I'm afraid.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/tfw-cold-pillow/32583990999.html

>>56012110
Kingdian, just do a format when you get it.

>>56010944
do you need multiple rape masks for your purge parody porno?

>>56012125
Where can I get a 240gb cheap?

>>56012134
Gearbest, has them up to 480GB

>>56012039
make 500 rare pepes.

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>tfw got coupon
>tfw didn't place order fast enough

why cant china just dig a huge hole through the earth so they can drop packages in and they will pop out in america

>>56011935
Fake MontBlanc.

>>56012117
this just keeps getting worse and worse!!

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/4gb-for-85-cents/32655140280.html

Thoughts?

>>56012039
Origami cranes. 500 of them.

not really /g/ related but I just ordered about a billion perler/hama beads

>>56012246
$0.85 for 4gb seems like a pretty good deal.

I'm interested in this as well. Almost all my 2gb+ ones have broken.

get the s280 for sata3 or m280 for msata

>>56012292
fug meant for >>56012110

>>56012079
yup see >>56012073

>>56012039
Anon, this is your chance to chink the chinks, instead of getting 500 A3 sheets for 99c, you can now get a thousand A4 sheets for the same amount

>>56012110
Botnet on SSD is pretty impossible. You should format it of course.

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This would go well with the Pusheen plushies I've seen posted here a bunch.

http://www.gearbest.com/night-lights/pp_425399.html

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>>56012206
How about a Pepe backpack

https://world.taobao.com/item/521596509699.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.6vTfjG#detail

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>>56012395
Or this spiritual pollution one

https://world.taobao.com/item/534810388451.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.6vTfjG#detail

>>56011501
that is fucking EGG SHEN MEETS THE DRAGON KING TIER.

>>56012395
Do I get the whole backpack for 13$?

>>56012433
I will figure out how to use Taobao so I can order this. Look for this backpack at NYCC this year and if you see me wearing it, give me a big ol' hug.

>>56012462
Yes, but a) you'll have to arrange your own shipping if you don't live in China and b) it's not a very big backpack.

If you just want a $15 backpack and aren't hung up on it having a luminous pepe on it there are some good ones on Ali.

>>56012246
I will buy this when I get home this afternoon. It's only 85 cents. When I get it I'll run h2testw and see if it's legit.

Has anyone here purchased any rgb led strips from AliExpress? Is there any spec or something that I should be looking for while searching for them? I don't want to burn my house down or end up with a strip that has a ton of dead LEDs

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/aa/32425207574.html Would this pencil be a good purchase? Also recommendations for a pen.

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My my what did the chinks ship to me?

>>56012483
Do you have any links for the Ali backpacks

>>56012532
Why do you want to order mechanical pencils, just go and pick up 10 for a dollar in any store

>>56012327
I'm worried they may plant a satellite modem in the controller chip and intercept communications.
Hell SATA has DMA IIRC so they might even be able to do more.

>>56012550
A cassette tape of Terry Crews talking about his love of German economic history?

>>56012532
good pencils but they are charging too much.

>>56012550
a dildo

>>56012572
xD so random!

>>56012550
a fucking knife

ok so i setup the coupon finder script and a webserver on an ec2 instance, here is the output from the script, the file is updated as each coupon is found, here is the link: http://ec2-52-28-145-17.eu-central-1.compute.amazonaws.com/

this is a really basic setup and doesn't look very pretty but it's a start. please tell me what you think anons.

Anyone know of any good cheap bluetooth audio Tx-Rx sets?

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>>56012572
>>56012605
>>56012642
It's actually babbies first chink shit, the xiaomeme powerbank and a 1,30 dollar usb type C cable, how long do you think this cable will last? A week?

>>56012039
give it to your local elementary school

>>56012039
link to paper please

>>56012658
Neat. But is it possible to not get them in English?

Bit annoying have to change the language for every item.

>>56012658
very nice man

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>>56012555
This is the one I ordered.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/backpack/32568911012.html

I've reviewed it several times in these threads and apparently convinced several other anons to get it, none of whom to my knowledge have reported being chink'd.

It's comfortable, sturdy, well-padded, can hold enough for a weekend away as long as you're not a woman, and has several compartments.

I've used mine daily for six months (15 mile daily motorcycle commute plus general shit at weekends) and there's no sign of fraying anywhere.

>>56012267
whatchu makin anon :3

>>56012709
sure i'll change it now, give me a minute
>>56012717
thanks anon

>>56012658

Is there a way to include the store name? Save people grabbing coupons based on a good discount that they're never going to use, and then as a result someone else gets no coupon.

>>56012658
Is this the quality of the coupons it finds?
Pretty useless desu

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>>56012206
Of course

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>>56012734
there's this print place near me that does any A3 poster design for 60p each and there's no minimum order, so I had them make one from this scene I ripped from sonic the hedgehog
the plan is to make the sprites out of perlers and stick them on as decoration
I reckon it'll look nice

i have plans to do ones for alex kidd and bonanza bros too if it looks alright

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>>56012803
https://world.taobao.com/item/525947949456.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.yFtXKJ#detail

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>1.30 cable is already a little bit exposed
REEEEEEE
Should I give a 1 star feedback and get my money back? I got chink'd out of 1 dollar

>>56012803
>>56012838

memes have really gone too far

just restarted the script to direct to the global site
>>56012775
i'll edit in a sec
>>56012788
it takes a while to find the good coupons and is running on a shitty free vps so the output is going to go slowly and it's only been going about 5 minutes. maybe after running for a while it can find something decent.

>>56012854
When in doubt, always message the seller threatening to give one star if your demands are not met.

>>56012803
Put an onahole in Pepe's mouth.

>>56012691
The Type C cable will last a while, but it will fry everything it touches if it isn't up to the Type C specs.

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>>56012833
Speaking of printing, anyone know if the chinks print up custom playing cards?

It's been a bit of a silly dream of mine to print up a real world Pazaak deck for two players but it's a bit expensive from most places as far as I'm aware.

>>56012890
How do I check if it is up to type C specs?

>>56012691
These will die in 1 year. The cells with be completely fine and you can even salvage them, but it'll die.

>>56012246
>>56012271
>>56012484
>About capacity:
>4GB=approximately 3.2GB-3.5GB
>8GB=approximately 6.9GB-7.3GB
>16GB=approximately 14GB-15GB

They're most likely either defective or size faked 256MB ones

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>>56012722
hey, what's the back side ? Is there any mesh or other anti-sweating 'technology' ?
thx

>>56012895
There are chinks who custom-build counterfeit MtG decks and their pages say they can custom-print MtG cards that they don't have in stock for a fee, you may want to try asking one of the. Look up "magic card game" on Ali for sellers that do it.

>>56012954
the cells of the battery? I'll probably end up not using this cable, seems pretty fishy.

>>56012962
>4GB=approximately 3.2GB-3.5GB
this is what nvidiots actually think

>>56012962
Looks more like an overstock problem/pricing error. Only the black 4GB one is $0.85, the other colors are $2.50

>>56013032
I mean the powerbank. It'll die in 1 year due to some bullshit unknown reason but you can still use the cells.

btw if anyone want high quality stuff cheap check out Romoss. They make LiPo powerbanks for cheap.

>>56013062
I actually have a Romoss 10400mAh, they are very nice.

>>56013062
This is the first I'm hearing about this, I thought xiaomi was a trustworthy brand, and wa recommended this powerbank? Did /csg/ chink me?

>>56013062
>I mean the powerbank. It'll die in 1 year
that's new
I've never heard about it in these threads, and I'm not finding anything online on xiaomi powerbanks dying.

>>56012077
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Aquisition-of-penis-cancer/1725041958.html

This is the one I keep getting recommended.

>>56013111
Yes.

>>56013111
>I thought xiaomi was a trustworthy brand

at the end of the day a chink is a chink is a chink

>>56011860
Welp, another 'your refund is in the sorry' Vicky 2 Electric boogaloo: Every coupon has its price

>>56013121
You're being trolled, champ.

>>56013111
>>56013121
I once had to get a xiaomi powerbank replaced. So i went to where it was bought. The guy there sells all kinds of xiaomi stuff, but mostly powerbanks. He said they tend to die after a year, and it's just the controller. The cells are fine and you can even put them in flashlights.

>>56013175
LEAVE VICKY ALONE

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>>56013121
I wonder where is that Anker guy.

>>56012854
Dude if the cable works you shouldn't really bother.
By the way if you give 1 star feedback someone actually dies.
I'm not even joking, 1 star means someone gets fired and never hired again, and ends up dying.

Are the $1 mices a thing still?

Shop/link?

>>56013211
>acting like anybody gives a shit about or even believes in manufacturer's published efficiency results tables
Is there a What Power Bank Monthly magazine I'm missing out on or something?

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Finally got my gift from Sally.
What could it be?

>>56012854
You got what you ordered, it's just that you happened to have ordered garbage. That's the risk you take with chink gear.

>>56013347
Cables?

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>>56013198
Cells don't die that easily that's why chinks can "recycle" old powerbank and laptop batteries, repackage them, and then resale them to westerners for a double profit as companies pay them to "recycle" old batteries.

I just prefer building my own power banks, the quality just blows everything else away.

>>56013224
Good, we're overpopulated anyways, more livestock for organ farming.

>>56012905
I don't know, to be honest. There is a person working at Google named Benson Leung. He buys cables from Amazon and reviews them.

I failed in Physics so I don't know shit, but I think he checks the power draw, the chips and stuff etc in the cable. Search for him on Google and go through his Google+ page for his reviews.

>>56013379
The price too, if you buy cells individually.

>>56013391
The more chinese that die, the more expensive their labour becomes. You need to keep them alive so that the shit they make is cheaper

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>>56012962
You mean cheap chink stuff is fake?
Wow who would've thought.

>>56013211
kek, I remember this guy. I put him in an OP picture a while back represented by an angry crying Wojak shilling for Anker, and this is the response I got.

Thanks for reminding me of dead csg memes like mangoes. At least that Russian shill guy stops by from time to time.

>>56013408
You'd have to cut the whole chinese population in half to make a noticeable impact on labor costs as only a tiny fraction of their total population actually works in factories, and China has almost a 12% estimated unemployment rate among the working age group.

60~100K chinese are being slaughtered for their organs every fucking year.

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/06/23/asia/china-organ-harvesting/

>>56013484
Well yes, but 100 million 1 star reviews later

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>>56013379
I wonder does any DIY power bank use TI's chip.
http://www.ti.com/product/BQ24195

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Nope, i finally received my hall sensors that i got for an old hotas joystick whose pot's are dying

>>56013498
By then we'd be buying things from India, Vietnam, Thailand or what ever SEA country companies are already looking at and moving to.

>>56011128

Are you using python2? Try python3.

>>56013518
Possibly, but they'd be like china was 10 years ago- making nothing but garbage

>>56013413
The MicroSD USB adapters they include with those cards are absolute shit and will corrupt whatever you write to it.

I bought 2 of those Mixza SD cards (64GB each) and first thing I did was test them for reliability. When using the included adapters, errors up the arse. When using the SD card reader on my laptop, they were 100% OK. Of course, not saying you can't get unlucky and be handed an 8GB card advertised as 64GB, just that you should check the card reader used as well.

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Really makes you think..

>>56013562
>Verifying
>(16:13 min remaining)

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>>56012838

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>>56013133
>https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Aquisition-of-penis-cancer/1725041958.html
Cheers, mate. I'll take this one instead of the "pussy in a can" thing I had queued up, since this one looks pretty discreet.
Also why the fuck this picture.

>>56013622
It's really trying to push the "better than a real blowjob" angle. It got a sale from me, at any rate.

>>56013567
>Mediatek
No wonder why they want get rid of these.

>>56012775
OK i've implemented the store name inclusion. Unfortunately because of the way the code is written with threads it makes it difficult to save where the crawling got to so the progress wasn't saved when the script was restarted. Any other suggestions anons?

here is the link again: http://ec2-52-28-145-17.eu-central-1.compute.amazonaws.com/

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>>56013133
>Aquisition-of-penis-cancer
It clearly states the opposite. Don't you believe the honorable Chinese people?

>>56013677
Look how many times they print 'non toxic' on it, you know it's gotta be non toxic.

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>>56013594
Sold, just let me get my pepe coin purse out so I can pay for it.

https://world.taobao.com/item/533920998258.htm?spm=a312a.7700714.0.0.yFtXKJ#detail

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Also I found the dumbest t-shirt on aliexpress, wrap it up fellas.

It's a Death Grips T-Shirt, but MC Ride is depicted as Yo! Noid from the Dominos pizza chain. Get it, guys? Because MC Ride is noided all the time and it's Yo! Noid.

Fuck, what a time to be alive.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/yo-get-noided/32704041592.html

>>56013726
Nah dude there are WAY dumber shirts. Just look for shirts with weed or stoner shit on them

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/thuglyfmotherfuckerinspace/32536251266.html

>>56013772
I kinda want that shirt

>>56011501
jelly as fuck! im still waiting for my puer with a free knife

I had a camera lens adapter come a day early last week.
13 days straight outta shenzhen, shit's so cash

also ordered the wrong kind of batteries on ebay :(. sadly my mistake was double bad because it are the non-used LP-E12 batteries. no one needs those. they came a day after earliest arrival date, so still good. 5 star reviews for mr gook.

>>56013562
stop replying to the troll
he posts that every thread as bait.

>>56013726
I am unironically going to buy and wear this over the summer. Hope the chinks can ship it to me quick enough.

>>56013924
Wear it anytime. Just remember to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WZ8xI9YykY

>>56013562
You just replied to pissphone, the No. 1 troll of /csg/

>>56011860
Coupon is back, but seller delisted all products.

RIP seller "New Life Tech Co., Ltd"

2016-2016

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>>56014177
how do i become a csg persona?

Recommend me a chink miracast dongle that can do 1080p with no stutter.

>>56014349
Remove your SD card during a read/write test. Post picture, black out fingerprint.

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Did someone posted this before? They're at a really good price.

http://www.gearbest.com/gaming-headphones/pp_392314.html

>>56014349
Well the anon who used to make the OPs retired a few weeks ago. From time to time someone steps in as him, but more often than not we get low-effort OPs with no news and no Mitu image.
If you're up to the challenge you could always carry on his legacy.

>>56014471
I know exactly why he retired and I'm not planning on stepping up. The jobs too ungrateful and unfullfilling.

>>56010827
Who's got the screenshots I love this type of shit.

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Just got the Xiaomi Mi Pad 2, less than two weeks after ordering it from Aliexpress. Got the wrong wall socket but that doesn't really matter, it'd probably just blow up on me anyways m

It came with Google Play Store, but no setup wizard or anything. Going to see if I can debloat it and/or install the AOSP rom.

>>56014471
Keping the meme alive OP is well and still posts.

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>>56013726
ahahahahahahahaha, i'm getting one later

Anyone else having issues logging into Aliexpress from the browser? Tried clearing my cache, tried a different device, doesn't work on my mobile connection either.

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>>56014645
Kek

wow this ec2 instance is really slow.. not finding many coupons unfortunately :(

anyone know a cheap vps?

>>56014750
how are you today, noble Finn?

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lmao why did I laugh at this.

>>56014760
check out lowendbox, they'll usually have pretty decent offerings

>>56014750
top kek

>>56014760
vps always disappoints
just get a dedi

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Fucking chinks man. Probably costs them more to add the fake panel that to just sell it as a battery LED light. Guess it must help push sales.

>>56014750
this is a rare picture of a chink paid to screw with your phones software

>>56014805
i don't think getting a dedi to find chinkshit coupons is really worth it desu

found a good coupon anons: aliexpress.com/store/1392700

$2 off $2.01

>>56015017
I have a dedi which I use to do other things, but it has way more than enough capacity left to find chink coupons too. Might as well use the 1 Gbps line am I right?

>>56013657
>>56014760

I'm not sure but the script not finding many
coupons might be because you are using the global site instead of the german (or any other) one.
I did a lot of tests and the english site lead to some problems where no coupons could be found even when the shop had some.

Anyway I made a new version:
- Stores are now checked sequentially instead of having some threads start somewhere in the middle which solves progress saving issue
- New variable use_fast_cheapest_item. If set to True program will work as before if it's False it will get the real cheapest out of all products in the shop instead of just checking the items which are on sale.

http://hastebin.com/edecetajex.py

>>56015048
>latex bondage accessories
Let's buy the whole store anons

>>56015058
>http://hastebin.com/edecetajex.py
thank you anon i will update the script on the server

i also made a modified version that goes through the stores in a random order instead of sequential, it's been working very well on my home computer

>>56015056
are you using your dedi for the coupons anon?

>>56015168
No I don't, there is no point as probably many other did it already and if they check them sequential it would already be much shorter.

So, how does one implement the script to actually search for coupons?

>>56015058
what about uploading the output somewhere for everyone to see?

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Got two $1 bluetooth adapters in, both work great with my Dualshock 4 controller and Windows 8.1

http://www.gearbest.com/plugs-sockets/pp_337446.html

>>56005950
>>56003214

What would be a suggested phantom power supply for bm-800? I got it cheap, but my soundboard is not good enough to power it.

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I'm looking for a non-shitty usb sound card to +5V on mic, found this one "Ugreen-USB-2-0-to-3-5mm-Audio". It comes with C-Media HS-100B but I don't know how to read the spec sheet. I'm expecting something closer to 4.5~4.8V.

Also, do you guys know a cheap way to make a mono/TS microphone to work on desktop?

http://www.gizchina.com/2016/08/10/xiaomi-mi-book-air-hands-first-impressions/

These coupon finding scripts need more than just a free tier vps to run. They require multi-threaded CPUs in order to find coupons quickly.

However, if a few of us on this board ran a modified coupon finder overnight on our computers tonight, that either searches a specific range of stores (one for each anon that runs it) or the one that searches the stores in a random order, and then sort through the discounts in the morning then we could find some good coupons. anyone up for it?

>>56015378
Yeah, I cant wait to get those coupons from BDSM toys and latex stores :^)

Some knife worth it?
Any recomendation?

>>56009350
I don't have a gearbest account, and it's worth five extra bucks to me not to have to bother.

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Knives banned in your country? No problem, the chinks got your back

http://s.aliexpress.com/jymemMZ7

>>56015452
>I don't have a gearbest account
Why? They even take paypal, so that ain't issue.

>>56015058
anon can you please modify that version so that it has the threads starting in the middle again? i can't work out how to change the new one to randomise but i like the other changes in the new one.

>>56015452
>$5 are not enough for a minute of your time
>buying chink earbuds
topkek

>>56015467
that's cool

I need a new USB-C cable for my power bank because it's too short, where can I find cheap but reliable ones? (I've read about a lot of them potentially breaking your phone.)

I remember way back when people used to discuss shaving implements on /g/ that several anons recommended Rimei razors off DealExtreme. Seems like dx has run out of them for a while, and I found something that at least by the pictures look literally identical to my Rimei from dx, and comes with same kinda case. Or just wait until Rimeis come back to stock on dealextreme(which might happen)
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Vintage-Retro-Useful-Durable-Classic-Chrome-Men-s-Manual-Hand-Safety-Razor-Double-Edge-Shaver-free/32421918445.html

>>56015467
thats not a knoif

>>56015497
ignore i've worked it out now

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I just got this metal mousepad, pretty good but there's a tiny chip on the side, don't really care for the $10 CAD, otherwise nice product,

Hey guys i need some help here

On gearbest how and when can i use my.points? I want to order a bobovr z3 for 16.88 and 5.25$ in points, how much of that can i use?

>>56015266
you can get those from a dollar store
instantly

>>56015512
>>56015494
Not so much not worth my time as it is I don't like making a shitload of accounts. Just one more loose end to worry about getting hacked after I've long since forgotten about it.

>>56015618
you can use your points up to 30% of your order value
to apply them there should be a box below the shipping options
where you can enter how many you'd like to use

>>56015608
does it make scraping sounds, do the mouse pads stick to it?

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so this is how you operate chink power supplies safely

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>>56013771
>>56013772
>>56013924
>>56014682
>>56013726
Raisevern fashion 3D t shirt Full House of Lean t-shirt print Danny Tanner purple drank bottle weed leaf gun tee tops dropship
http://s.aliexpress.com/eUfuMFb6
(from AliExpress Android)

>>56015628
>Leaving the house

But really just wanted to use some good boy points, and a friend wanted to test with a Wii U controller

>>56015348
I can't help much, but I am also looking for a good audio card. I heard some anons put caps on the $1 ones, and that won't work well at all. They also sell one with CM6533, might be worth checking? Depending on quantity this DAC costs over $2 which already sounds better than the $1 ones
Link: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/other-ugreen-card/32701486923.htm

>>56015716
Please make sure it has the whole room to use in case something happen

>>56015664
Is registered netherland airmail good? It was free

>>56015817
Sorry messed up the link, its http://www.aliexpress.com/item/other-ugreen-card/32701486923.html

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Is this for real? They got in this phase in 2 days? other stuff that i have bought in china took to get in this phase about 2 weeks atleast

>>56015826
>It was free
free is always the best option

>>56015826
NL post is very good, especially if you live close to NL. But let me be honest with you here, anything is better than czeska posta. I would recommend picking the carrier in your country as they can send pretty much straight to you, and if not then singpost/china post as they send packs to me >2 weeks since they don't have to screw around in Europe that much.

>>56015679
It makes very light scraping sounds, and I notice a slight drag when compared to my cloth mousepad when I'm not applying much pressure to my mouse, but maybe that's because of the pads on the mouse being worn out? It's also smaller than my other mousepad, by a couple of centimeters.

Here is my implementation of the aliexpress coupon finder. It goes through the stores in random, not sequential, order, which means that if multiple anons run it then it won't just be finding the same coupons. It also includes the store name and the Aliexpress link not in German (still scrapes the German Aliexpress but modifies the URL for output). Please tell me what you think. (main creds to the original creator of the script, just made a few tweaks)

http://pastebin.com/qq6VNXQ3
If a few people could run this script overnight and post the output in this thread tomorrow morning that would be good.

I have a 24/7 server with a 6 core, how do I run the script?

>>56015994
linux?

you'll need to install python3 and then use pip to install beautifulsoup4 and requests. then just run the script with python. you might want to pipe it into a file aswell.

say if you need any help, thanks anon

>>56015817
I just ordered this very mininalistic one based around an PCM2704:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/PCM2704-USB-sound-card-mini-USB-DAC/32699157835.html

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>buy something a week ago on gearbest
>still processing
>buy something yesterday
>it shipped today
JUST TELL ME YOU DON'T HAVE IT IN STOCK YOU FUCKING CHINKS

>>56012691
I regret buying this memebank. Thing turns itself off all the time with devices attaches (I think when they're not drawing much power, or temporarily stop drawing power).

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These were 5 bucks on aliexpress
Did I do good?

>>56016085
are you going to listen to HOUSE music?

>>56016048
Didn't you say you needed mic? I linked you a DAC/ADC combo because of this before. You should have said that you just wanted a DAC.

But of course, if you mean good sound card this sounds like it could be a nice one. Could you post about it here once you get it? Hopefully I'll see it.

>>56016085
>>56016103
get it?
cause
lupus

>>56016085
I can guarantee you, without knowing anything but the setup of it and the price, that it's shit.

>>56016116
I'm not the same guy.
Missed that thing about the mic.

>Could you post about it here once you get it?
Planning on it.

>>56016103

house is boring tho, dubstep is where it's at

>>56015988

didn't know webscraping was this easy in python. I was using node.js and request, and it's pretty complicated for easy stuff.

The advantage is that request.js for node is asynchronous. So I could query all stores in a couple seconds.

i might rewrite this in node and host it on an azure vps since i just found out i get $150 in azure credit per month.

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>>56016085
>Enjoy in living

>>56016161
>The advantage is that request.js for node is asynchronous. So I could query all stores in a couple seconds.
Please, show-me how to query 1 000 000 in a couple seconds.
Python multi-threading will not be slower than your node.js method man.

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>>56016157
>dubstep
I hope you are joking, electronic music like this is such an abomination

>>56016161
>So I could query all stores in a couple seconds.
No. Nyet. Non.
Doesn't work that way.
Also, Ali will block your ass.

>>56015817
>CM6533
For that price I can actually get a phantom power supply on ebay. Already sent a message to a lot of venders about the voltage output, but still no response.
I'm going with SF-920 btw, don't feel like BM800+Stand+PhantomPower is actually "cheap" for my budget as I also want a memechanical keyboard.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-48V-Phantom-Power-Supply-with-Adapter-for-Condenser-Microphone-US-plug-/131817507570

>>56016161
>56016161
please host on an azure vps, not sure if there will be an advantage to rewriting but do what you like anon :)

Why does global.cainiao.com can successfully track my order from AliExpress while 17track says Not Found?
I thought 17track was the shit to use

Why can't chinks make a decent tablet? I don't want dualboot because i already have a laptop and workstation with windows. And the most tablets only have 4.4

>>56015445
Sam Raimi 7010

>>56016269
17track doesn't work with sunyou yet.. contact their support and request it.. they actually have decent customer service for a third party chinese tracking site

>>56016210
>>56016251

requestjs forks on every query natively. I can specify request to query text only. Results are joined on callback. I didn't realize there was a million+ stores, but I can definitely make 10k+ requests per second.

i'm sure the equivalent is possible in python, but it's the only way with request on node.js.

>>56016341
No, you can't.
You'll get blocked.

What, you think most websites allow you to drop 10k requests per second?

Also, get your head out of node.js's ass.

>>56016252
Sure, I really don't like how these chinks use old compontents (bought em wholesale cheap af after they couldn't sell the stocks?). So far the most promising model for regular DAC output (no phantom power etc) is >>56016048

>>56016229
I'm not joking. I mean it serious. Dude, if you don't like it, don't listen to it and don't complain about it in an imageboard. It's simple

>>56015079
>Zentai gear

I'm into this

azure do a free trial of $200 credits available to anyone, which is enough for nearly a month of an 8 core server. if we all sign up and run the script we can do some serious coupon crawling.

here is the link: https://azure.microsoft.com/en-gb/offers/ms-azr-0044p/

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>>56016381
I can do whatever I want as anon, vocing your opinions is democracy

>>56016373
Would be much better if we could get some kind of system where anons can donate IPs (get which stores to check from server) and send the results back to some public database. But let's admit it who would bother with all this work for chink coupons or even dare to run that.

>>56016373
with $150 azure / month I'm sure I could distribute the queries among enough machines to hide what I was doing. but yeah you're right, I couldn't do this from one host.

not a node shill. just a beginner.

>>56013677
Since when does the FDA regulate masturbatory enhancers?

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>>56016436
I'm listening to drumstep rn :^)

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>>56013133
ahahahah wtf

>>56016085
link plz

Should I get the Xiaomi 3 or wait for the 4 at this point?

in fact theres a list here of free vps trials: https://forum.minergate.com/viewtopic.php?t=424

perfect for coupon crawling

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>>56016482
I'm listening to [TROPICAL HOUSE]

>>56016521
Just wait, unless you absolutely can't deal with what you have.

$300 free trial for coupon crawling

https://console.cloud.google.com/freetrial?pli=1&page=1

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>>56015743
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Amarican-Election-T-shirt-Knitted-Good-Quality-Cotton-Funny-Short-Sleeve-O-neck-Donald-Trump/32704797633.html

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>>56016377
But that ain't a microphone input.
Also, SF920 (which is probably the cheapest decent option) + UGreen (HS100B) sound card is almost at the same price as MK F100TL. Which already comes with a USB+P2 cable.
This shitty 'echo' tho

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>>56016544

>>56016521
Get the 3 Pro. Let the first batch of 4s explode in people's faces.

>>56016043
Windows bud, I already have pip because I run sick rage, nzbget and couch potato along with Plex on it.

>>56016582
yeah it's pretty much the same then, you got it running yet?

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>>56016436

>>56016608
Getting this on running it in idle, I did install the modules you mentioned.


Traceback (most recent call last):
File "C:\Users\tehre\Desktop\aliscript.py", line 92, in <module>
begin(1200000, 2200000, 15)
File "C:\Users\tehre\Desktop\aliscript.py", line 90, in begin
Thrd(i, lock).start()
File "C:\Users\tehre\Desktop\aliscript.py", line 73, in __init__
super().__init__()
TypeError: super() takes at least 1 argument (0 given)
>>>

>>56016759
you're using python2, install python3

$1 off coupon for seeds, looks decent: http://www.aliexpress.com/store/2192003/search?origin=n&SortType=price_asc

What's up with OP?
It's about time for a new thread

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>>56016849
Seems legit

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>>56016856

New thread:
>>56016903
>>56016903
>>56016903

>>56016901
>that giant one on the bottom
ayy

>>56016930
Kill yourself.

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Proper thread here
>>56017043
>>56017043
>>56017043

>>56014750
This is now the new csg mascot

>>56016062
lol I ordered some things on the 2nd and it's the 11th today,

Everyday I log in and view all the items in my order and they push the estimated shipping day back one day.