Can we have a THAT GUY thread? Tech edition I'll start...

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>>56006669

>>56007406
ngl, got a boner

>>56007406
>not cheetus

>>56006669
tl;dr

FUCK NIGGERS

>>56007682
Watch it again.

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On mobile so fuck me right?
>Be me
>At cousins cabin
>Playing just cause 2 on my laptop
>I have the game up on a TV through an HDMI cable
>Making jokes having fun
>Chad comes over
>He asks what I'm playing and we talk about games we like
>He likes Madden and 2k games, tf2
>Hisopinion.jpeg
>I ask what he plays on
>" Ps3 and PC mainly"
>Waitwaht.gif
>Ask him his specs
>"It's not mine, but it's an Alienware"
>Costanza.BMP
>"It's literally the best PC you can ever get"
>Allowmetointerject.doc
>Wanted to ask him his steam id
>Didn't because normie Alienware fag

Yeah this should be on /v/ sorry

>>56007963
So he has a ps3 and a pc and enjoys playing sports games and team fortress 2.

I fail to see where he did or said something weird.

>>56008026
Or how that makes him a chad?
I'm confused too

>>56008039
Bragging that Alienware is the best pc is why. I tried to explain to him that building is cheaper with better performance but he wouldn't listen.

>>56008190
So because you are autistic and lack the ability to effectively communicate, he is somehow a problem? LOL

That's a rhetorical question by the way.

>>56008190
So him being tech illiterate makes him a chad?

He's just some poor loser trying to justify a horrible purchase.

>>56007406
what am I doing with my life

>>56008295
All Chads are tech illiterate, dummy.

>>56008026
>>56008039
He owns an alienware PC and claimed it was the best, thus solidifying how little he knows about PC's or tech in general.

>>56007963
>Yeah this should be on /v/ sorry
Yes, you're absolutely right. We can tell that you're fifteen by the way you greentext, it's like reading a fucking leddit post.

>>56006669
You're a fucking faggot for taking the time to write this shit

I hope dwayne fucks your mom in the
ass and tells everyone in class about it

>>56008487
Yes but not all tech illiterates are chads, you clown

>>56008508
Tech illiterate != chad

Sure is r9k in here

>>56007406
Hell, that's a big jif.

>>56007406
fucksake, I just wasted god knows how many minutes watching some crap that was mildly entertaining, also big gif yo

>>56008660
dwayne detected

>>56008286
He was kind of a dickhead to begin with. I only wanted to ask him because he was literally the only person I've met IRL that has a steam or plays on PC.
>>5600863
Sorry

>>56012441
Sure thing. It also seems highly likely that you were dropping your spaghetti when trying to explain to him how custom builds work. I have seen it plenty of times with tons of people just like you. You just parrot shit you have heard on /g/ because you don't understand it well enough to explain it in your own, easier-to-understand, ways. Then when they don't just accept it as pure fact, you start getting flustered and such, which comes across to a 3rd party viewer as an autistic tantrum.

That you couldn't even figure out how to ask for his steam only just lends credence to this assessment.

>>56007963
>*.filextension

Fucking hell it reads like you just found 4chan from screenshots of 2010 posts on /b/.

>>56006669
>had to explain to a sysadmin that double-clicking on a program from a shared file server does not run the program on the file server

>worked with a hamplanet consultant who refused to stop hard-coding "50" in every single formula in every government parking ticket report, countering everything with "but the fine _is_ $50!!"

>worked with developer who couldn't wrap his head around null vs empty array

>worked with a project manager who re-implemented vector insertion/lookup/resizing on every single access to an array, over 300 instances in all

>worked on a "secure document storage solution" where every single text field gave an error if you put single quotes in it, and all authentication was done on the client side by having the client log into the database as admin and check its password

>>56008688
He specified the guy was a chad even before he mentioned his rig, you thick motherfucker.

>>56008721
Yeah I agree. Now why are you replying to my post exactly??

I have a Cousin, his name really is Chad. He always buys top intel at launch. Always dickwaving about his soooperiur peecee. Tells me my amd apu is shit and teases me.

Chad is a park ranger and a fucking hopeless dork. He gets shot down by some girl and is bitching about it when I see him. Casually ask a few questions so I can stalk the girl he likes. Chat it up a bit for a few days. Fuck her on the first date, she was a slut and her pussy stank but I hit it anyways because I was drunk and needed pics. I left the pics on a flashdrive and put it in his desk. He must have found them because he never calls me or messages on FB.

Mission accomplished I guess.

>>56017410
Was it worth the stds that will show up in a few years?

>>56016432
Because you don't know your computers chad

>>56016037
>that last one
What the fuck.

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>>56010228
Kek'd