>You have more processing power in your pocket right now than

Doing activities that require immensely more portraying power, thus negating that advantage.

Occasionally I'll emulate a fuck ton of C64's on my phone because I can.

>>55998353

Contributing to the Botnet.

Wasting billions of processor cycles per second compiling JIT bytecode for a javascript interpreter.

Modern interpreted languages are so fucking wasteful, they should be a crime.
Your desktop application should not require an entire fucking chromium instance underneath to function.

>>55998353
Jacking off, mostly.

>>55998353
shitpost on /g/

>>55998353
Texting asian qts on tinder ;)

>>55998353
Watching people play video games for large sums of money and building virtual cities in OpenTTD.

Processing power well spent.

>>55998353
I'm not wearing pants, so no pockets here.

>>55998353
>mfw even with all this power i still experience 400ms lag betwwen pressing a button and hearing touch tone
>mfw even fucking text input lags as fuck

>>55998353
Who's the semen demon? Looks like Iwata Karen with no makeup.

Being a faggot

banging op's boipussy

I shitpost here with it. Sometimes I mosey on down to /gif/ and watch traps get fucked.

Buying chinkshit and shitposting about it on /csg/

>>55998353
I'm using it to download porn webms off /gif/ at 10kbps!

for arg in "$@"; do
    mkdir ./$arg
    cd ./$arg
    wget -r -np -nd --span-hosts --convert-links -c --timeout=30 \
    --tries=10 -erobots=off --accept=.webm \
    --domains=i.4cdn.org http://boards.4chan.org/gif/thread/$arg
    cd ..
done

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i only have a computer and landline phone

>>55998353
I'm also concocting a fake landing on a nearby orbiting planet.

t. stanley kubrick

>>55998353
Did the computer they used on the shuttle also run windows 10 Redstone with a flight tracker full of memory leaks?

did the moon lander run on Python and was it made by Packard Bell?

did Razer make the space suit peripherals?

Your mouse/keyboard/water cooling setup probably cost more than stuff NASA uses too. What are YOU doing with it?

>>55998353
Directly or indirectly telling people that live probably live ~12 hours away by plane to kill themselves.

>>55998353
This is a very stupid and irrelevant point to make. Only tech illiterates would try to make it to prove something.

Cybersex with furrys

>>55998353
looking at dank memes

>>55999442
papa Stallman is proud of you

>>55998353
Shitposting.

>>55998353
monitoring rose threads.

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>>55999921

>>56000000
Nice digits comrade.

>>56000000
Boi

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>>56000000
Touch my nosey and say "Doink!"

>>56000000
congrats from [s4s]!

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>>56000000
These digits can only mean one thing.

>>55998353
I chase virtual reality creatures that spawn in the real world and trap them inside my cellphone with the augmented reality features of the software.

Go tell someone from the 60s that this is how we live in 2016 and it would literally blown their fucking heads.

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>>56000000

Not much since its still not able to calculate wavefunktions of molecular orbitals. Not every field has the same computing needs.

>>56000000
fucking cunt

>>55998353
Enjoying VR porn.

Shitposting.

Waifu apps

IAM FUCKING TRING TO USE IT WELL REALLY
i have sand under my eyelids and travel awaits a traveler

eheheheh

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>>56000000

>>56000000
rose is new queen of /g/

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>>56000000
SUCC

>>55998353
shitpost and browse memes

>>55998353

Like many others, downloading porn with it.

>>56001243
shes the og queen dummy

>>55999999

>>55998353
Mostly porn.

>>56000000
>putting epi in epic

>>56001487
Oh lordy lord.

Thanks for the laugh.

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>>56001555
>555
HOW DOES HE DO IT?

>>56001575
Because of his undying devotion to Rose
Post more, it brings him more power.

>>56001575
>>56001607
>tfw you awake ancient mecha lord epi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L802jikJmnk

>>56001438
Actually that was Mandy, but I'm guessing you're too newfag to remember her (shame she ended up being a nigger lover and also showing tits/ass eventually)

>>55998353
Shitposting on a didgeridoo enthusiast forum

>>55998353
Waiting 5 minutes for chrome to load a simple static website.

Shitposting on /g/

>>55998353
If that's the case, then why aren't we visiting the moon regularly? It's not like we don't have the computing power.

>>56002455
We lack the kaboom power, we use all of it to blow up brown people.

>>55998353
>pocket
I don't use a smartphone, faggot

>>56000000
Witnessed

>>56000000
epik

>>55998353
Googling chubby matures on tumblr.

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>>56000000

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>>56000000
>>56000000
>>56000000
>>56000000
>>56000000
>>56000000
>>56000000

>>55998454
Yeah that is about the only thing I use this thing for.

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>>56000000

>>55998454

/thread

>>56001243

>queen

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>>56000000
checked

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>>55998353
They also also had billions of dollars to spend

>>55998353
configuring it to generate a loud noise at a specific time for the purpose of waking me up

>>56005499
wow that fucking dude is a who

playing pokemon go

>>56000000
see >>>55999999

Shitposting on 4chin

>>56000000
You are fucking cancer

55998448
This

>>55998893
Her github:
https://github.com/fool2fish

>>55998353
>using it as a back up wake up alarm for that thing most of you guys don't do, work.
>use it as a timer for cooking, and laundry.
>texting.
>calling once in every while.
>Music.
>streaming videos to cast on my t.v.
>a little bit of web browsing.
>shit posting.
>gps

That's about it.

>>56000000
Shit

>>56008743
funnily enough, all of those were doable on early-mid-2000's feature phones

>>56002499
well fuck brown people anyway

>>55998353
makes you think huh ?

>>55998353
looking at dank memes and arguing with anonymous strangers on a Taiwanese pottery forum

>>56000000
worst get in human history

>>55998353
Posting on a korean drywashing forum

>>55998353
Trying to send all muslims on Mars to populate it, since they are basically roaches that spread like rats.

>>55998353
Downloading porn, hoarding porn, viewing porn and shitposting.

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>>56000000
GLORIUS
MEME

>>55998353

>when we sent the first man to the moon.

good joke

>>56000000
rose is love

>>55998353
>>55998353
i don't have hundreds of people at my disposal to code shit for me though