Red flag for programmers >doesn't own SICP >have never

None of those really matter in the real world.

>doesn't know Linux CLI
>doesn't want to learn more than one language or library (has the "master race" mentality)
>doesn't work well in groups
>doesn't compromise
>poor coding habits such as naming variables random letters, not commenting, etc.
>doesn't know how GitHub works
>doesn't have a portfolio of actual experience

>>55997342
>GitHub
oh I forgot that
>uses github

>>55997307
>doesn't own sicp
>have read sicp

What are you getting at anon

>>55997307
>uses Linux freetard shit
>uses a Mac
>thinks Nazis were the bad guys
>likes Java

>>55997342
thinking real world qualities matter to fa/g/s

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>>55997307
>uses spaces for indentation
>thinks C is superior to C++
>thinks Java and/or C# is a compiled language in the same sense as C/C++
>doesn't know what the CPU cache is, how it works, or what it means for performance
>doesn't use a command line ever
>doesn't use hotkeys in text editor
>uses bright white (or default) color scheme in text editor or IDE
>copy/pastes code

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>>55997750

>believes software should have philosophy

edgy summerfags

>>55997810
if(number%2==0) {return true}

2nd semester CS major what did I do wrong

>thinks using windows (not 10) is a red flag

>>55998482
looks good senpai

>>55998482
return !(number%2)
but that's just if you wanna be cool

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>>55998482
you used { } on 1 line

>tfw web dev making 80k/year

stay mad

>>55998588
return !(number & 0 == 0);

>>55997307
>likes javascript
Linus Torvalds likes JavaScript.

>>55998641
Why not

return (number & 0);

?

>>55998601
Oh shit do you not have to do that? I like to keep things uniform so I always use brackets for my if statements so they're easier to read when I'm looking for bugs.

JavaScript is the best language.

>>55998674
Because that's wrong, that would just return number. Bitwise AND with zero doesn't do anything.

The question was to return 1 if it's even and 0 if it's odd, which

return !(number & 0 == 0)

obviously does.

>>55998692
If you don't use curlies then only the FIRST statement following the "if" is inside the if's body.

// normal. Everything gets executed
if (foo) {
    // ...
} else {
    // ...
}

// short form
if (foo)
    // this statement gets executed
else
    // else this

// BEWARE!!!
if (foo)
    // this gets executed if foo is true because it's the first statement following the if()
    // THIS IS EXECUTED EVERY TIME REGARDLESS OF THE VALUE OF foo!!!

>>55997307
>NEET programmer checklist

>>55998775
* everything gets executed as expected

>>55998692
You should always use braces, prevents bugs like the "goto fail" bug

>>55997307
So you're supposed to own SICP without reading it?

>>55998386
fucking this
goddamn autists

>>55998775
herp derp, no shit

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>>55997342
>>doesn't know how GitHub works
Why not "Doesn't know how Git works"?

>>55998648

It's a decent language. The ES6 revision might ruin it though.

not enough red flags u guys. keep going!

>his favourite language has for/while loops
>his favourite language has mutexes
>he hasn't written a brainfuck program
>he has never installed a system from its barebones and built on it
>thinks C/C++ are useful in the 21st century
>uses git
>uses emacs
>uses monokai
>has never written a paper on discrete math or its theoretical applications
>uses a non edu/io/gmail/outlook email address
>hasn't written up to Project Euler's 50th exercise in his own lisp
>doesn't have a lisp of his own
>his de uses more than 300mb ram at any given time

>>55997307
>>doesn't frequent hackernews
I subscribed for like 3 days in my rss reader, so much garbage

is there a way to get just the top 10? I'm too lazy to do it myself

>>55997342
>linux CLI

Linux is a kernel, it's CLI is implementation dependent.

>>55997307

>doesn't own SICP
>have read SICP
>haven't build own LISP

That combination doesn't even make sense..

>have never written C

it's "has never written C" and you can live perfectly fine without than anal pointer manipulation


>doesn't frequent hackernews

Lost me here.

Hackernews is like /g/ but without the heat.
It's just plain boring adn you can skip 90% of what you read there.


>thinks no license is the best license

The best license is obviously WTFPL, gnucuck.


>never used BSD

Turn on OS X - here you go, you just used BSD.

>>55998718
JavaScript is LISP for the 21st century.

>>55999560
you sound like a tryhard

>>55999585
Pretty much all Linux distros use commands like sudo, rm, cat, ls, etc.

>he enjoys his life

>>55999619
all of those are GNU coreutils except sudo

What you call linux is in fact GNU/Linux.

>>55999619
sudo is harmful, the OS it originated from no longer uses it.

>he's black
>he's pajeet

How did we miss these ones?

>>55999669
Yes, but the vast majority of Linux distros use GNU utilities.

>>55999672
Which is? And why exactly is it harmful?

>>55999716
OpenBSD replaced it with doas.

Sudoers man page:
linux.die.net/man/5/sudoers

Doas configuration man page:
man.openbsd.org/doas.conf.5

Notice something?

>>55998616
enjoy the pajeet tier braindead coding

>>55997724
>not having an unread copy of SICP on a shelf for everyone to see

i used pointers once :^D

>>55998482
return number & 1;

>>55999619
Almost no Linux installations include GNU tools

>>55999896
Referring to Android?

>>55999903
Yes. I get a raging autism boner from counting Android whenever someone says Linux instead of GNU/Linux.

>>55998482
That awful spacing is gross. Spacing between conditional and open paren. spacing between variables and operators always.

>>55997307

>he uses the term "GNU/Linux"
>he thinks C++ is good language design
>he unironically installed gentoo, arch or kali
>he likes stallman but hasn't read any of his essays

>>55997307
red flags:
>github full of forks or tutorial level stuff
>tech evangelism
>writes blog spam
>loves buzzwords
>needs lots of direction/validation
>argues over things that are based on preference, critical of other peoples workflow
>unable to learn new things quickly
>refuses to/unable to follow coding standards, write unit tests, documentation, etc
>spends more time physically writing code than thinking
>is an active contributor to multiple large open source projects (be very wary of these people)

>>56000059
>is an active contributor to multiple large open source projects...
Please Annon, Sir, expand this item... I want to know why...

>>56000059
>>github full of forks or tutorial level stuff

I fucking hate this.

>>55999585

He said linux, not Linux. linux is the proper naming convention amongst professionals in the tech industry for any OS distribution using Linux as a kernel. Only basement NEETs from the most autistic depths of tech forums get upset when it's called GNU/Linux.