Holy shit, this is fucking cancer. >people think it's

What is this?

>>55997161
How tumblr describe its updates

>>55997213
What?

>>55997213
????

>>55997140
Anon quite frankly I find your policing of change logs problematic and oppressive to minority groups who are not privileged enough to receive an education in proper software development practices.

Also next time you post about cancer can you please include a trigger warning for those of us who have lost loved ones due to this terrible disease.

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>>55997213

>>55997140
I really hate useless changelogs. Fine, give it personality, but goddamn tell me what actually happened at some point.

>>55997140
goddam i hate when this happens
>WHATS NEW
>fixed bugs
>did some improvements
>made the program faster
>added a new button
> >

>>55999267
P R E C I S E L Y
I wanna be done with the commit and be on with my day. If I wanna be a creative write-fag (which I do) I won't waste my time doing it in the changelogs. My changelogs will never be published as collections of prose / poems no matter how pretentious the publishing house is, holy fuck. It's the same reason you don't write object definitions as valid haikus. The only people who will read them will want to strangle your gay-retard ass.

>>55997271
Kek

>>55997223
>>55997247
>>55999256
literally in the OP picture you turds

>Tumblr
>WHAT'S NEW
>9:37 ET AUG 8 16 FONTE BOA
>HAVE UNCOVERED TUMBLR 6.6 (STOP)
>CONTENTS INDESCRIBABLE (STOP)
christ almighty

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>change log:
>you tell me ;)

>WHAT'S NEW
>Fixed issue #7124
>Fixed regression caused by #16453
>Merged pull request #26542

>>55999508
Fuck, every single Firefox changelog used to be like that.

>>55999521
ROAR

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>>55999308
This is the change log for Twitter.
> =^)

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>(STOP)

Is this an effort to pander to their hipster userbase?