What if the Apple "spaceship" actually is a lifeboat

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It's a particle accelerator
Apple is trying to create a Kerr blackhole

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>>55963517
>>55963713

What if it's just a big circular structure to facilitate the world's largest assfucking loop?

>>55963517
It's a buttplug ring designed to be big enough for Steve Jobs.

>>55963786
Its actually housing the human centipede as presented formerly in south park. The only difference is that once the first specimen is fed they close the loop and sew its mouth to the last specimen's ass.

>>55963771
>Perspective view
>Extra bonus

>>55963517

What if it's a giant rectum to indicate only assholes work there?

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>>55963771
when OS X 10.20 gets released

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>>55963713
You underestimate how big particle accelerators are.

>>55963517
>chosen ones are locked down in apple's bunker
>oh shit theres a slight malfunction with the primary power source
>"should be an easy fix, we just replace the primary power source with this bac-"
>power compartment permanently welded shut

>>55963517
Sure it is. They will only have to commit suicide there to be saved. Standard procedure as always.

>>55964121
What am I looking at here?

>>55966189
The Large Hadron Collider.

>>55963517
I am disappointed that it's not an arcology.

>>55966281
hmm but why are there like 4 different labels?

>>55966356
It's the 4 labs at the LHC. Where actually science is done

>>55966356
Also the border between France and Switzerland

>>55966469
ty anon