I feel safer already

https://www.reddit.com/r/Windows10/comments/4wgsov/i_have_win10_pro_i_set_all_the_updates_to_fucking/?limit=500

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

The Apple MacBook Pro with Retina Display doesn't have this problem.

>>55960096
>no updates is good
dumbest post i've seen since the last /g/ thread

>>55960112
Considering it's MS updates

>>55959279
>doesn't happen on my enterprise edition

>>55960125
And pirates win again. GG microsoft

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>>55958958
At this point, it's simply got to be deliberate.

>>55960199
Background: #034275
Segoe UI Light 57, white
Segoe UI Light 29, white

>>55960199
As if "Hi" fading onto an empty black screen since Windows 8 wasn't already weird and creepy.

>>55958958
>in an online world

You mean the world that has existed for 16 years? Thanks for the newsflash, Microsoft.

>>55959279
Lmao. Are they doing this on purpose? Do they want people migrating to Macs for some reason? Don't they know lots of their customers use Windows for work and they keep treating them as home customers that just use their computers for Candy Crush and Facebook?

Nadella may be the worst Microsoft CEO ever. Compared to him, Ballmer was Steve Jobs and Bill Gates combined.

>>55959279
>Shitty "artist" job
>From their comment history they are a dirty hippie
>They can't plan their time wisely, and leave everything till the last minute expecting their computer to "just work"

For once Windows 10 did a good thing

>>55961508
9/10. Raised my bloodpressure.

>>55960263
>16 years

hownew.ru

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kek

The only thing I need protecting from is MS.

And, yes, I run Windows 10 Version 1607.

Masochists don't have the right to complain.

>can't disable CEIP on pro any more
topkek

>>55959373
>Don't turn off your PC

T-Thanks

>he uses windows 10

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>he hasn't moved on from wangblows to BSD

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>>55962161

>>55958958
this update fucking broke my user account

>>55962303
What do you mean?

>>55961508
Well done Rajesh.
5 rupees were deposited on your poo acount.

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>>55959373
>Don't turn off your PC

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>>55958958

>>55958958
Thanks big brother

>>55959373
>We've made some tweaks to make Windows even better
kek

>>55959373
>No period at the end of the senctence
This triggers my autism

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>>55958958
Stay with 7. I could disable them on Ent LTSB but the whole thing is garbage still, compared to 7.

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>>55965861
How to

>>55965876
Disabling the Windows Update Service does anything?

Windows Update blocked by outbound firewall master race. Once a month or so when I feel like updating everything do I unblock it.

Even then I use a group policy setting so it doesn't automatically check for or install updates. Just a shame I can't pick and choose individual updates anymore, but on the other hand I never had to until Microsoft started pushing the adware updates.

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>Windows will restart several times.

>allow consumer markets to be controlled by oligopolies
>choice comes down to shit or diarrhea

also, linux is not the answer because most people will never install an operating system different than what came with the computer.

>>55959279
>reddit.com
you have to go back

>>55968669
Welcome to every major update ever.

>>55968777
>linux is not the answer
There is no answer accept to work with and try to forgive whatever steaming pile of shit you're trying to get working to accomplish a thing or two.

>>55959373
>Don't turn off your PC
You can't tell me what to do

>>55968777
If you want to, you can buy a laptop with GNU/Linux already preinstalled.

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SEND HELP I DON'T WANT ANY OTHER UPDATES HOW DO I END THIS THREAT

I don't have the anniversary update yet

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get out while you can

>>55972541
lol how does something like that even get past whatever sad excuse for QA that Microsoft has.

test
>>>/int/63102311

>>55972564
xDDD

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>can no longer update on windows 7
>svchost using an entire core as it hammers wusrv service
>the only way to get new updates to to install new windows update client that comes with windows 10
Fuck everything. Guess I'll be taking my Windows 7 machine offline soon and putting Linux on it.

>>55972560
>Microsoft
>QA
if it compiles, it's good

this is what happens when your design is cruft on top of decades old cruft

>>55962161
I'm happy on slackware anon

>>55972541
MY SIDES

>>55972560

That was an insider build from a month ago. You just got trolled.

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Ok so how do i disable the updates?

>>55960137
>GG
get back to /v/ and stream a video where you kill yourself

>>55958958
I never got that image. I just got something about "Doing updates, don't turn off your computer"

>>55972624
install gentoo

>>55972624
Really?
No way to disable the updates?

>>55959373
They know.

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>when you say something misogynistic to Cortana and she reports you to the police

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>>55969991

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>>55972619
>New install
>insider build

>>55961508
Good poo poojeet. 500 poops have been pooped into your poo account

>>55961508
Almost got me. Have a (you).

>>55972560
>QA
You mean telemetry from insiders. Because that's literally all the work they do for testing these days.

>>55965652
What are you, on your period?

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>>55965861
>>55965876
Look at this fucking thing. Not only is it retarded, but it has a vagina, which further supports the notion that women are indeed the retarded/inferior gender.

Only an inbred, alky, piece-of-shit rube would think that any version of Windows 7 is better than Windows 10 Enterprise LTSB N.

Why don't you do something useful and contribute to this site by doing like every other good woman with half a brain and post your tits/pussy? That's all you women are good for anyway, unless you're a trans man—in which case, kill yourself.

>>55959279
>plebbit

GET THE FUCK OUT

>>55960112
Spotted the retard who works for Windows marketing and uses a macbook.

Yea, no updates are good because Microsoft has now developed a proven track record of broken updates.

>>55959279
>Almost every post on the sub is negative
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>55973951
lmao

>>55973951
windows 7 is better

>>55974128
Even damage controllers are having a hard time. This is funny as shit.

>>55974128
>Almost every post on the sub is negative

That's because windows users are actually users and not part of a cult (minor some pooinloo true believers).
If Linux became reliable enough for desktop purposes people would switch en masse.

>>55974324
>That's because windows users are actually users and not part of a cult
You should've seen that subreddit until AU came out.

>>55974352
>You should've seen that subreddit until AU came out.

Maybe that's where the windows cultists congregate, who knows. I'm a Windows 7 user and I don't like the direction Microsoft is taking.
I would switch to Linux if it became more reliable and proprietary friendly (yeah right).

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>>55974324
>That's because windows users are actually users and not part of a cult

It's funny what you imply for linux users when microsoft is the one who actually instructs their employees the way you're describing:
-For them "evangelism is war"
-MS is the one who has something akin to indoctrination: is teach at schools to people when is young.
-MS doesn't tolerate the existence of competing technologies, for them the only true victory is when the competitor closes their business.
-MS actually encourages their employees to spread FUD.
-MS actually pays people to manipulate opinions and shut up criticism and buys positive reviews on media.

See: http://techrights.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/comes-3096.pdf
There's a lot of funny things to quote.

>>55974399
>Maybe that's where the windows cultists congregate, who knows
They did. They rivalled mac-users in their fanatism. This is all kinds of hilarious.

>>55974410
>It's funny what you imply for linux users

Oh come one now, those are Microsoft employees, not users. 99% of Microsoft users are normie-tier, people who just want something that werks.

>>55974424
>They rivalled mac-users in their fanatism.
Did they fit the street shitter stereotype, or were they more like the Barnacules guy?

>>55973037
Set wi-fi as metered connection in network settings (though I'm pretty sure they can still sneak though smaller updates..).

If you're on Ethernet or LAN, tough luck.

>>55972624
You can't disable the updates.

Every few weeks, some poor Windows sysadmin thinks he's found a registry key, GPO setting, or power shell cmdlet that will save everyone, and it doesn't work. Microsoft controls your fisher price operating system, and some dumb registry edit will never change that. You're fucked

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>>55959279
>the sweet schadenfreude of watching people rage at Windows for literally disobeying them
At least it was "free" :^)

>>55961793
but it improves your experience! why would you ever want to disable that?

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>>55959373
>this passive aggressive tone

>>55958958
FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY

>>55972541
I laughed but it's acually pretty sad

>>55976808
shut the fuck up men or I'll delete your anime

>>55974586
You are literally retarted. You can find the option to disable updates after 1 minute of googling, if you're too lazy to actually look through the options yourself.

>>55972591
But if it's no longer receiving updates, why not disable the windows update service?

>>55974459
Also as an ex Microsoft employee, I can say that most of the employees are just regular people. I quit around the release of Win8 and most of the people I knew there hated it.

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>>55972624

>>55961508
>red camera
>netflix
It's like you know nothing about production pajeet

>>55959279
Why are all these stories about peoples rendering jobs fucking up? Is that the most important thing they can come up with?

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I'm not a Windows pro but what if people using Windows just blocked every known Windows-related server in their router?

Would this prevent the update+restart patronizing?

>>55960112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMKnMvwc3qs

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>friends upgraded to Windows 10 because "I'll have to do it eventually since Windows 7 is going EOL soon"
>half of them have completely disabled updates in an effort to stem the tide of MS horseshit

>>55972591
Update manually you casual.
WSUS Offline is there for a reason.

>>55977504
>Fuhrer
>not Führer

>>55978452
>Update manually you casual.

> tfw when updates remove option to update manually
> either one cuts the ethernet cable or takes up in the ass ms' update policy

oh autodesk you're last one I'm waiting to support linux

>>55959279
wow, even the biggest fanboy circlejerk hates windows 10 now.

pajeets, you failed.

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>>55979102
:^)

>>55978262
It literally finds new ones. Like an advanced trojan.

>>55968777
Linux is not the answer because it's hot garbage. It's like the ones in charge of designing this POS went out their way to make everything as needlessly complicated as humanly possible instead of simplifying and making things convenient.

In fact, I don't understand this pseudo-elitism among the freetard community. There are simply WAY too many hipsters involved and they go out their way to keep other people out, only to then start crying why their shitty software isn't being picked by fucking nobody. It reminds me of /a/ and it's wannabe-elitist attitude to keep newfags out, which only made it turn into a huge circlejerking POS of a hugbox that would make neogaf and reddit red out of jealousy.

>>55972591
>MUH updates

Cite me one instance when any windows update ever actually changed anything for the better.

>inb4MUHSECURITY

My ass. If you're even exposed to any virus you're a retard to begin with and it's not some shitty update made by pajeet that's gonna change fuckall, otherwise simply keeping windows updated would keep even normies uninfected but we all know it does jack fucking shit in regards to that.

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>>55978347
fukin saved

>>55973658
*Insider Builds make your teeth go grey

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>Restoring to your previous version of Windows

>>55959373
jej

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>>55963332

>>55979998

Fucking hell, that is scary.

>>55978262
Microsoft has a huge chunk of IPv4 space that they're using to push encrypted updates. Also, nearby Windows 10 computers can act as distributed update servers... there's no escape.

>>55982864
kek

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>>55972541

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>>55984801
>>55979998

there's literally nothing sincere about those tactics.
no one would go through all those loops just provide the "best experience and safety" for their users.

if it was sincere, there was an option to delay it or pause it completely until the user has time for it.

it's like they enjoy to not have to hide it anymore

>>55982864
nice

>>55960430
Nadella needs to be shit-canned. Treating your customer like this is ridiculous.

The sad part is this: Windows 10 would not be terrible w/o all the spying shit.

I have a Win 10 machine for work, since I didn't want to put that shit on my mac (silly VPN shit that work requires). The machine's perfectly okay, but I wouldn't edit work docs directly on it, or use it for anything serious. Good enough for the kids to draw on and play games, but it's demoted itself to a shitbox when it could have been an actual contender.

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>>55960199

>>55972624
they;re not on raspberry pi
it doesn't run on it .. it has a shitty installer / cloud thing - no desktop

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What are they doing now that the """""""""free"""""" update window is over?

>>55979294
why the fuck do server versions have DirectX at all

that'd be like putting X and a DE on a Linux server

>>55980621
>Linux is not the answer because it's hot garbage. It's like the ones in charge of designing this POS went out their way to make everything as needlessly complicated as humanly possible instead of simplifying and making things convenient.

Please marry me.
I don't even understand why Linux users can't be honest about that.

Quick! Explain to me how W7 is better than W10.

>>55989468
It didn't ship with telemetry baked in, and being able to pick and choose your updates instead of having them forced means that you can keep it out.

Most importantly, it has the Windows Classic theme.

>>55986490
No one says windows 10 is terrible by itself.
I would even switch to it if it allowed the user to control everything, like 7 did.

It's the botnet and the lack of control that puts everyone off.

>>55989240
because windows®

>>55989240
>why the fuck do server versions have DirectX at all
For people who want to pirate them to play vidya without having to deal with a botnet.

>>55989630
are you that kid I knew sixteen years ago in high school who had a dual P2 running 2000 Datacenter Server just because he was able to get it from that IRC channel where he hung out?

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Fuck

>>55958958
>>55959373
[Maximum Shilling]

>advanced computer users using an os built expressly for people so incomprehensibly computer illiterate they don't even understand the difference between a computer and their phone

>>55960194
My vpn and Tor is gone and whenever I try to search anything that gives me privacy contra says access denied plz help /g/

>>55976808

I'd say it's more condescending. And I fucking hate that.

>>55989630

that's actually a pretty good plan

what's the downside to this?

Will reinstalling Windows 7 and immediately turning off updates and telemetry save me from the botnet?

>>55994709
The updated telemetry stays dormant until you activate CEIP manually. Nothing to worry about.

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>update win 10
>this dumb icon has appeared
>internet doesnt work
>classic shell was removed

Microsoft are fucking retards

I can't turn my firewall on now or it blocks all fucking traffic, if I check the log it just says it's blocked "Windows Operating System" over and over

What the fuck is going on? How do I unfuck COMODO Firewall?

>>55972624
>start
>services
>right click on 'windows update'
>disable

wew lad

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>>55994812
add " --no-sandbox" to the end of the target on the dot exe shortcut properties

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>>55958958

>>55994870

Thanks, how can I make it do that on startup so I don't have to run it when I turn my PC on?

>>55988998
Why would a rapist rape again?

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>>55994870

Nevermind that didn't fix it it still blocks all traffic

>>55994921
10/10

>>55994870
Windows Key + "R" Letter

shell:startup

Put shortcut here

>>55994951
Put it in your startup folder,.

>>55995071
was replying to
>>55994951

>>55994921
Waited for some install gentoo bullshit at the end. Dissappointed.

>>55995216
Why would windows want you to install Gentoo

>>55959373
This reminds me of that bell icon that kept appearing in the tray with Chrome (alert center, message center, some shit or another), and if you clicked on it it would open a window that said "Nothing see to here, move along.".

I'm very tired of this cutesy informal bullshit coming out of silicon valley. It wasn't even my computer, but don't you fucking tell me to move along. I'll turn your family into a mangled mess and then burn your house down you cocksucking degenerate piece of gutter trash. Fuck you.

>update wind10
>volume control reverts to the shitty one
>try to change it back
>the registry key that changes it is completely gone
>creating the MTCUVC folder and putting the key in does nothing

Why do they do these things?

>>55994812
my updated fine with no problem

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Has anyone had Enterprise ignore the setting to not download bullshit like Wunderlist? Fucking Microsoft, man.

Retard-sama here, why disable Win updates?

>>55994921
i miss the rainbow setup days. now everything i see is just blue like me.

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Windows 10 is free and great. I'm very glad I took advantage of the free upgrade.

Let daddy government take care of you. All you have to do is submit to his girth.

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>>55999820
Yeah, Windows 10 is the best. If I didn't get the free upgrade in time, I would definitely pay for the upgrade.

Have you tried Edge? It's the most advanced browser and it's good for battery life!

>>55959279
>install windows 10
>run the updated to get all updates and restart
>set updates to run automatically
>install anti botnet software
>one day reading people's complaints about auto updates I decided to check when mine have ran
>haven't updated in 8 months
>try to manually update
>errors out cause it can't connect to MS servers
>realize that peerblock prevented ms updates.

I've been telling people for months that updates are not intrusive at all because I've never had anything interrupted by them.

>>55999882
yep, i've used edge. it's an all new way to download a better browser

I've had a great experience with Windows 10.

I'm using Windows 10 right now and it is perfectly smooth and very fast. I have not had any problems. You should definitely try it.

>>55994841
this doesn't work, even on Windows 7

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I hate how society has accepted people we don't know remotely, and occasionally silently, installing software on our computers.

This is the future you chose

it borked Cortana for me
http://www.infoworld.com/article/3103610/microsoft-windows/how-to-tell-if-your-windows-10-anniversary-update-clobbered-cortana.html

>>55999630
they will fuck with your tweaks, privacy settings, turn things on that you turned off, install more botnet software, your pc might restart in the middle of something important, the list goes on

>>56002689
So mostly you can just fix those with things such as Spybot anti-beacon right?
Besides the devilish aura of Microsoft, installing updates is probably still useful, no? Aren't they supposed to fix things and make security up to date?