>someone in same room as laptop for 2 minutes >get paranoid

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>afraid I pissed them off and they're smashing my electronics

>vlc
>hdd
>having people over
>worst kyoani
Good thread OP

>not having your drives encrypted and asking for the key each time the lid is opened

>>55957127
that's not even a real vlc filename

>>55957163
kek

>>55957125
"Afraid I smashed them and they're pissing on my electronics"

>>55957125
same

>>55957084
Nobody gives a shit about you, anon.

>>55957187
Its worse for you

>>55957084
Always store questionable stuff on a encrypted external drive sweetiepie.

>>55957084
Think about the time and effort required for extracting the hard drive from your laptop. Also, you do have a password set, don't you?

>laptop requires a physical key to open
>laptop requires a physical keycard to enter OS or BIOS
>kernel requires a password to log in
>files are encrypted and require both a password and a key file to decrypt
>key is on my keychain
>keycard is in my wallet
>key file is on a universal serial bus compliant zip disquette in my pocket

>still worried someone is looking at my anime

>>55957125
Also this.

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>Use a common phrase as a password.
>Can't even get passed boot because grub freaks em out

Normies am I right?

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>>55957125
>>55957084
Only women do this. Prove me wrong.

I seriously hope they don't look through my picture folder. Too much too explain

>>55957795
I had to hide my clover folder from the gallery on Android because normies think that shit is weird.

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>>55957795
Because the whole "can't hit me imma girl hduhueheu" applies to their shit as well

>>55957397
What kind of """questionable""" stuff desu

>lock desktop
>"Watch my laptop for me, k?"