Hey faggot guess what I did last month? I installed windows 10.

okay

I spent the last month being a Linux systems engineer. I make 105k a year and spend most of my off hours taking my girlfriend on trips.

Have fun playing games / browsing the internet, etc.

>>55873910
The problem is I literally have something to hide

and I guess learning about linux was fun too

>>55873941
>taking my girlfriend on trips.
is she disabled or something?
why don't you kick that leech out of your life and get a gf who pulls her own weight?

>>55873941
I spent the last month being a MCSE. I make 110k a year and spend my off hours taking my two girlfriends on trips. I also have a 12 inch dick.

Have fun only making 105k a year loser.

>>55873941
then you woke up lol

>>55874089
This

>>55874025
then you woke up lol

Stay edgy sasuke.

Ok.

At least the entire NSA doesn't know my fetishes.

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>spend a couple hours setting up OS and browser
>never worry about privacy again because all your security addons update outmagically
>if you need extra security just turn on VPN
Wow that was hard.

>>55873941
Playing games / browsing the internet is more fun than going on trips.
What are you doing right now? Browsing the internet. 4chan, no less.

>>55874308
>Spend a few minutes (-install time) setting up OS
>Run Spybot Anti-Beacon and never have to worry about privacy again because it automatically reapplies at boot
>Use a VPN if you want
Even easier

>>55873952
Spotted the pedo

Kill yourself before Bubba in prison does it for you

Nice story, Microsoft employee. There's the door, please don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out.

>>55873910
Machine for "public" use, machine for "private" use. It's so fucking simple I can't believe there is still a debate on it.

>>55873910
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>>55873941
I installed Gentoo, I made an virtual reality within, I make 5 billions bitcoins and spend all my off hours fucking many of my 2D waifus in the virtual reality

Have fun in the real world/ real girls, etc.

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>>55873967
>>55874025

I spent the last month being both of your girlfriend's fuck machine while you're at work. I make about 29k a year and spend most of my off hours taking both of your girlfriend's breasts in my mouth.

Have fun sitting on a computer all damn day for a corporate cesspool. Idioths.

>>55875740
where did I say I have a gf? improve your reading comprehension

I reserve all my time for funposting on 4chan

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>>55875755
Sorry anon. I meant this cuck:
>>55873941

Here, have some apology cat humor.

>>55874025
>>55873941

I spent the last 10 years moving up in management. I make $650,000 a year and spend my off hours reviewing my investments.

Have fun working for me, losers.

>>55875420
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>>55873967
>doing nice things for your significant other makes them a leech

haha what

>>55873941
>girlfriend
>my

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>>55873910
Nice bait faggot

>>55873967
>>55875740
>>55875950
>believing him

>>55873941
cringe

>>55873941
I too, sometimes have dreams like that, anon-kun.