/csg/ Chink Shit General

My 99c mouse finally arrived
>open up package
>a fucking spider runs out
>panic and kill it
Its a good thing, right? I wouldn't want to have let that spider upset the ecosystem, right?

Any idea if there will be a successor to the first 1080p Yi cam? Cause the new 4K Yi is quite expensive, and I'm trying to decide if I should just buy the 1080p one now, or wait till a successor comes around at the same price point.

vicky nudes when

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This shit popped up for me on Instagram after I started browsing and bought my first chink product from GB, I am now part of the chinese botnet and have no goodboy points to show for it.

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http://www.gearbest.com/laptops/pp_421980.html

what does csg thinks ?

REMINDER TO EXTEND YOUR TIME WITH VICKY

>>55866035
>Cheap glasscleaner found on AliExpress
Are these things any good?

>>55866132
delete this

>>55866132
Leave that poor girl alone.

What's the best bluetooth speaker for under 50€/$? I was thinking of buying the JBL Charge2+, so something similar would be nice.

>>55866132

i would certainly extend something with her

>>55866177
>girl
Anon...

>>55866126
Interesting, but not touching it with a foot long pole until some reviews / hands-on are out.
Plus prices are pretty high atm.

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Fell for the meme. Phone seems great as you'd expect so far - although came with a vendor ROM (that I'll be removing) with Swifty keyboard and a couple of other bloatware. Can't complain though as the shipping only took 4 working days, and customs let it through marked as a £30 phone

>>55866226
Oh shit, I ordered the same, will I have to pay a VAT if the customs check it?
4 days from China, damn, that's really fast. I ordered mine on Thursday and it's still in China.

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I have a xiaomi meme mini wi-fi router dual-band, it's cheap - good and all. But I'd like something smaller which accepts RJ-45 cable possibly running OpenWRT which I can take with me when I travel.

I end up in places that have wired ethernet, but bad wi-fi reception, so a think like this would be good to have assuming it exists.

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thinking of getting chinked by gaybest.

Redmi note 3 pro - do the also add gaybest.trojan? also why does gaybest add their own stickers to the redmi phone box?

Xiaomi powerbank 10 000 - fucking not glad to pay $6 extra because gaybest fuck you to the core knowing pokemon is popular atm.


should i "cancel" my order immediately after placing it so that gaybest chinks gotta get that parcel out ASAP for me?


anything i missed or don't know yet?

>>55866226
>>55866263
where did you guys buy it from?

>>55866226
what site did you order from?
where did you order to?
what shipping did you use?

wanna get me on that 4 day delivery.

>>55866303
>anything i missed or don't know yet?
you are a spastioc

Where can I download the chink botnet for the 99c mouse?

>>55866194
Xiaomi Bluetooth 4.0 with 2 drivers

>>55866303
I wouldn't say immediately, give them a chance to put it together before you try to bluff them.

I placed and order with them and it was processing for 7 days, then i opened a ticket to cancel and 3 hours later I got the package has been shipped email, with the date on the tracking from 3 days ago.

>>55866303
You are annoying as shit by taking chink shit this seriously and Park Chorong is the worst Apink

>>55866115
You did good anon, the spider was probably a remote controlled camera from the chink botnet.

>>55866303
GB has their own shitty rom yeah, just flash stock miui using fastboot
http://en.miui.com/a-234.html

>>55866177
Vicky is a man.

>>55866319
I ordered the 3s 32GB on cdiscount for 168€ a couple of days ago.
It was cheaper on aliexpress so I feel kinda stupid now.

Reposting seeing as it didn't make the news:
Found some great coupons for xiaomi bluetooth speakers

http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_241960.html
Code: OriginalXiaoMi1

http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_259606.html
Code: SPEZJH

>>55866303
Doesn't matter where you buy a Note 3 Pro you have to flash it regardless. Don't cancel your order, it'll get shipped out.

>anything i missed or don't know yet?
Apply for a unlock code with Xiaomi so you can get the code while you wait for your package to arrive.

>>55866324
I think that anon just got super lucky which happens sometimes when the perfect storm of China post being accidentally good, a package getting on the boat right before it leaves port, and local mail being unusually good as well.

Or he paid out the ass for expedited shipping which I doubt.

>>55866381
Better install TWRP so you ab flash new ROMs easily. Then you can also install CM13

>>55866419
Still gotta flash dev rom to do bootloader unlock first.

Is it basically free money opening a dispute against a seller that is no longer on Aliexpress?

>>55866289
I found what I was thinking of, it was a ZSUN
but that's not worth it because none of these USB wi-fi dongles can accept a RJ-45 cable.
save me based chinks

>>55866324
>>55866319
Britbong here. I bought from Geekbuying. Should probably clarify - Processing took over a week due to stock issues, but after that dhl delivery to UK was pretty pacey.
>>55866263
In my case, you usually have to pay VAT (20%) for gifts over £30 or goods over £15, as well as customs duty for anything above £~280. DHL handled the importing bit, and then they charged me themselves + a little extra for the hassle.
Generally just check the import rules for your country, and then keep an eye on any correspondance from the shipping company for additional charges

Anyone know if there's a software for the 99c mouse?

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>>55866414
4 days? Impossible with cheap chink mail.

>>55866502
It's probably just plug and play

>>55866483
Just checked the bill, the VAT was already included so I guess I'm fine.

>>55866289
Check the nexx 3020 it's a TP link knock off, I have one with openwrt and it's pretty good, I normally use it with a powerbank while i'm out.

>>55866289
>>55866479
http://www.gearbest.com/networking-communication/pp_270587.html
I love it.
Flash Openwrt on it (vanilla, fully supported, super easy to do, you use firmware update) and you have your small router with ethernet and usb2 support.
The only downside is the limited rom, you only have 4m left with openwrt.

>>55866328
you're not adding any valuable information on how to chink back the chinks.

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>>55866508
Nah ignoring the import stuff DHL was only £3.50 extra compared to seller's shipping method

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>order watch on ali
>putting the tracking number in 17track its says that is "israel post"

Now this is new

>>55866150
I'll let you know in 60 days

>>55866581
>Swindon
Get out of my town you fuck.

>>55866565
>>55866532
Thanks for that info, I guess it has space for you to install SD/USB/filesystem drivers so you can attach some more storage.

>>55866150
they're shit, you clean your glasses like twice then they just move the stuff around.

REMINDER THAT THE "ALI IS RAISING SELLER FEES SO ALL PRICES GO UP ON AUGUST 1ST" RUMOR TURNED OUT TO BE FALSE

IT WAS A PLOY BY JACK MA TO GET US LAOWAIS TO BUY MORE SHIT

>>55866508
One anon from Sweden got a watch in 4 days with standard shipping. I've heard of other anons getting stuff in 7 days too. It's very rare, but it happens.

Vicky = Victor?

>>55866660
More like the machinations of one seller

>>55864759
>• Anon's having issues with the wifi connection on his Redmi 3

Flash the Chinese global rom.

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how does one find coupons and other discount codes?

>>55866588
Improperly identified. Try http://www.trackitonline.ru/

Kinda wanna get the Umi Super for €160.
Any reason i shouldn't?

>>55866684
Norwayfag here. If you ship with Sweden Post, Netherland Post, China Post registered or so on it takes a trip with a direct plane to Netherlands using a normal route flight (like 6-9 hours?) from Beijing (China Southern Airlines)
Then it lands in NL where they screw around for some time and send it over to Norway/Sweden for so to have it arrive in two weeks.
I would say this is pretty fast. Only uses two plane trips rest is your own post, but it has to be airmail.

I found out because the tracking has included the actual plane number three times so you could see on flight radar where your package is in real time, pretty cool, wish they did more accurate tracking like this everytime.

>>55866720
>Any reason i shouldn't?
RN3P is €150 and it's miles better?

>>55866704

been having decent luck with honey

>>55866453
nope, if they want to ship the "unopened" phone with shitware.trojan rom (like they usually do) then they need to unlock the bootloader themselves, i think.

>>55866745
It's only Euro anons who get packages that fast too, I've never heard of an American getting anything in a week or less.

>>55866126
> not 550$ for a ridiculous m3 or 850$ for the base i5, 4gb, Ssd 128 13.3" model
> actually, add yourself at least 30% re-sellers increase
> abnormous custom taxes

I hope you get chinked little hopeless poorfag

MIXZA cards on gearbest went from NZD$18 to NZD$23.

JESUS CRUST.

>>55866788
Nope, got mine off GB and it came locked with their shitware on it.

>>55866824
sale ended.

Anyone have experience ordering knives to Australia? i read that as long as they're not switchblades/balisongs or like 10inch long blades they're fine, but i know how ass backwards customs can be about that sort of thing.

>>55866824
>128GB shark went up to 50 Canada Funbux

kill me

>>55866826
argh... GayBest doing their chinkery to the max then. Even if you write them not to open the fucking package or i will send the fucking trojan back, they still open it , install gaybest.trojan and add their fucking stickers so you'll know you are getting the full deal, indefinitely.

cool vid i found on how power banks get their logos written on it.

https://youtu.be/JuKDthHLALU

>>55866824
>>55866882
Should have bought it during the Mixza sale

>>55866900
Gearbest doesn't install the roms, their supplier does much like countless of other sellers on AliExpress do too. Best to always flash your Xiameme phone whenever possible.

>>55866035
The usual forgetful Opi Safag
• Anon reviews his MXQ Pro medaplayer and a mini keyboard-touchpad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vs8XCUYWWY

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>>55866745
>>55866806
Sorry I just checked my 21 last orders this year that was shipped with China Post. Some of their track codes has expired, but it seems shipment time from when I got it (reistered) is average between 8 to 12 days shipping. This also counts regular China Post Ordinary Small Packet for $1 orders on Ali using Seller's Shipping Method. Yeah, you heard me right anons, it's actually blazing fast sometimes.

Pic attached of Small Packet Plus using plane to Netherlands, who would have thought it was this fast?

http://www.banggood.com/Teclast-Tbook-10-64GB-Intel-X5-Cherry-Trail-Z8300-Quad-Core-10_1-Inch-Dual-OS-Tablet-p-1050300.html

Coupon code 904f77 drops 13% off for this tablet.

Coupon code affiliate6 drops 6% off for most CN, USA, and UK warehouses.

>>55866931
Now imagine putting your hand on there and starting the engraving machine.

>>55866410
What's the most popular ROM to flash on it at the moment?

>>55867020
MIUI or CM

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>>55866957
Sry anons this was a Swiss plane. Here's the NL plane and some Lufhansa plane. I guess it depends on what airport it uses and what time. Either way 1-2 weeks is fast.

any reasons not to use trackitonline?

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Bpost's finest... In their defence, otherwise i get a pretty cool mailman that leaves big packages in the back.

This package sat there like this the whole day. (Bike spartphone brackets)

>>55867064
Zo die zit goed vol.

Have you seen any decent drifting rc cars under 200? It's weird how cheap drones are compared to cars when they have less complex parts.

>>55867053
I have ordered like 40 packages of chink shit and never once got anything more useful than something like "Guangzhou Terminal have been exported directly" for two weeks until it arrives at Sweden. Tell me your secret.

>>55867026
Okay cool. If I want to root my redmi as well, what order is recommended?
Request boot loader unlock -> root phone -> flash CM?

>>55867064
What's it like living in a first world country?

>>55867020
>>55867151
Unlock bootloader->twrp->root->flash mokee's>cm13.

>>55867180
why would you root there if you're going to just install a whole new rom right after? Seems stupid.

>>55867064

Voor pokemon gekocht?

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>>55867177
You have so much money you end up buying shit like this, then realize you should have spent it on something useful

Where can I buy chink 99c mice?

>>55867064
Don't your mailmen have keys to open your mailbox where you live?

>>55867251
link?

>>55867251
Are you trying to tell me they aren't useful?

>>55867064
I live in a small village so my mailbox is literally just open up and place whatever inside, no security whatsoever. Never had anything stolen.

>>55867269
Just found some new ones, non-gaymur cancer too.

www.ebay.com/itm/Mini-2-4G-1200DPI-Optisch-LED-Kabelgebunden-GAMING-Mouse-PC-Laptop-Computermaus-/331905871538

Fuck, why are all the phantom powers so fucking expensive? Are cheap condenser mics just a chink ploy to make fat wads with overpriced 48v power supplies?

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>>55867339
They're apparently by Lenovo

http://www.ebay.com/itm/USB-Mini-3D-Wired-Optical-Mouse-For-Lenove-M20-PC-Laptop-Computer-XP-Win-7-Black-/282070845255

>>55867339
You can also search for Lenovo mouse on aliexpress, but it seems these cost more on ali.

Holy fuck the randomizer is ass

>ELITE NINJA SELF DEFENSE RING
>BIKE BALLS
>BUNNY TAIL BUTTPLUG

Are these Lenovo mice or """"Lenovo"""" mice?

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These came in about a week ago and I'm loving them.

The Rock Mumo is a bluetooth earpiece aimed for sport/active use.

I've been using them in the gym and out for runs and they've been excellent. Made my old IEMs obsolete (vsonic GR02).

>>55867358
BOTNET
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>>55867411
Then submit useful shit worth buying, I kind of agree the joke items have gotten out of hand though.

>>55867411
Try not being a queer, faggot.

nederdraad

>>55867349
Ever heard of SOMAKE 7.1 or
>>55852993

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>>55867418
cont.

This is what you get for 20 USD.

Pros:
Around 5 hours of battery life
Sound is excellent for the price. Everything is clear, no obvious flaws. (my Zircons were lost in transit so I have nothing to compare them with)
Magnetic ends form a loop round your neck for safekeeping.
Pic related.

Cons:
The low battery warning comes only 5 minutes before it dies.
No way to check battery life on android. (box claims you can do so on ios)
Bass is a little underwhelming (maybe boost it with an equalizer?)

If you're looking for a bluetooth/wireless earpiece, look no further.

>>55867422

>have to submit shit into the randomizer
>not crawling and scraping the whole domain

whats the point? So people can buy random shit that other people submit? This is a joke, I'm going to submit all dildo and useless shit to it.

what a retarded idea to randomize shit that ONLY other people submit. It's like you're setting yourself up for failure

Not exactly tech, but my latest batch of chink "replica" shoes came in, Jordans and Vans for $80 total (seller didn't give me an individual price on each + he gives me a discount), they look and feel great, will take some pics later. Got scared though because USPS tracking is shit, tracking was stuck on "processed through ISC" aka customs for 4 days before just showing up at my house, thought it was gonna be seized.

>>55867349
http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-48V-Phantom-Power-Supply-with-Adapter-for-Condenser-Microphone-US-plug-/131817507570

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Guess what came today, /csg/!

>>55867508
>Ugh this is all joke shit!
>I'm gonna submit some joke shit!

u r re tar ded

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can anyone recommend any waterproof case for i9100 phone

>>55867549
A new camera I hope

>>55867339
>No side buttons
>no adjustable dpi
dropped.

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I got...a flag!

What flag did I get, /csg/?

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>>55867418
>>55867486

Whoops, forgot to link.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/RockMumoDudes/32605744937.html

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I also got some KZ EDR2s and an iPhone/Apple Watch charging dock to give as a gift.

Tried out the EDR2s, turns out I don't like IEM at all. The headphones sounded good but it felt really weird wearing them.

>>55867549
A redmeme

>>55867552

>fat fingers kept pressing space unintentionally

Are there any worthwhile chink single-board computers like the Raspberry Pi?

>>55867615
You get used to it after a few days.

>>55867635
It feels like it's going to heavily impact earwax in my ear and I already have problems with earwax buildup.

Would I be able to buy a Daesh/Islamic State flag or are chinks prohibited from creating, sending and I'm not allowed to receive it because i support terrorists by having a joke flag?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot5TgvvOYdA

>>55867180
% chance a complete retard could brick his device? assuming i don't do anything stupid like unplug it halfway through.

>>55867648
I had the same problem with my KZ ATEs, I guess your ears naturally get used to it. I don't have any issues with mine anymore.

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>>55867635
Orange Pi PC, you can get the image file for Debian here http://www.armbian.com/orange-pi-pc/
Really nice chink board, using my mixza (non-shark) since January this year

>>55867677
do they stay in as well as the wiki guy thinks they do? i ordered some, little nervous about their shape.

>>55867593
what shithole is that flag from

>>55867707
You're on the right track!

>>55867707
Chetnik flag, from Serbia. Basically, you got a flag from an ethnic minority that adores mass genocide.

>>55867706
I got the ones with memory wire. They definitely stay put well. Sometimes the fit is a bit weird where I feel like one of them isn't in all the way, but my ears have issues with pressure equalization so it could just be me. Generally the fit is fine though.

>>55867735
t. ustase

What is the difference? I have been staring at the pics for 5 minutes and can't figure it out.

http://m.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_261806.html
http://m.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_261805.html

>>55867855
look at the maximum weight

>>55867855
37 and 39

>>55867855
>Maximum bearing weight: 2KG.
>Maximum bearing weight: 4KG.

>>55867476
Somake doesn't work for me, it's quiet as fuck.

>>55867527
Thanks, but that seems to have murrican 110voltage.

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Hey guys, fell too for the xiaomeme
Bought a white 128gb 4gb mi5
Arrived in 2 days and because this Italian shop cares about its clients
they sent me a screen protector, tempered screen, a tpu cover all for free!!
My impressions so far:
>came with China rom, and I'm waiting for the unlock code to flash the int rom, libri what is the best Rom? Cm or miui?
>holy fuck the Miui is a heavy but nice Os (2.3 gigs full at all times)
Can't get play store on it until new rom, and so I'm using fdroid aptoide and writing on Chanu and SwiftKey
Coming from a Windows 10 meme phone (the 930 which took the pic) so far I'm impressed

>>55867897
Try upping the gain? It will do some small distortion but should indeed work and sound better than gaymen cancer headset

>>55867878
>>55867881
>>55867890
Shit, thanks. I don't understand how though, they seem identical.

is the meme band 2 worth it? Looks like sale starts tomorrow on gaybeast

>>55867957
Tomorrow aliexpress sells it for $30 might be worth checking out. I just bought the 1S for $16 some time ago so what's worth bothering with?

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>>55865639
>>55865693

>>55867907
I have a mediocre boom mic velcroed to my superluxes, and somake+bm800 sounds noticeably worse and quiet as fuck even if I keep it right next to my lips.

Dunno, maybe I got a faulty bm800 or something.

>>55868018
Why not just order some genuine ones from Japan they aren't really that expensive. Not that I have tried, maybe it costs a fortune to ship?

>>55868018
I agree with anon, you should be warned that the bad material they use are excellent breeding grounds for bacteria so by using it especially if not cleaned I can imagine getting cancer, there is a possibility cancer was spread on it by a chink.

>>55868018
kek

>>55868088
>not cleaning everything you get from China already anyway

>>55868098
In case you didn't notice fresh from factory and especially air-pressure everything smells like shit when you get it, so yeah I clean it.

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>>55867905
Better screenshot of the Super duper chink rom with apps

>>55868018
I used one in june and I'm not dead yet, It's still sitting on my desk in fact since It's pretty shitty without lube and I'm too cheap to buy more for it.

>>55868018
now this is a small cock

>>55868139
I went to the doctor only got herpes HIV test was negative, it's safe go buy guys

>>55867206
>>>55867064 (You)
>Voor pokemon gekocht?
Voor madam, pokemon waarscgijnlijk ja...

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Bought some cheap led strips off gaybeast, modded my couch and corner bookcase. Leaving 'em on with the slow colour change mode on.

>>55868166
It's not me, it's some other anon, I only edited the pic, it's not my cock.

>>55868226
>ricing out your couch

You're weird.

>>55868226
you cant get that to look cyberpunks if you add more random cables

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Did I do good? I've also ordered 100pcs of guitar picks and a 64gb shark card.

>>55868364
I hope you don't wear that hat in public.

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http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Three-phase-oil-immersed-power-transformer-S11-M-100KVA10KV-power-transformer-factory-district-with-the-spot/32629526922.html?spm=2114.01010108.3.128.UUEfaj&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_3_10057_10056_10055_10049_10059_10058_10017_405_404_10060_10061_10062_412,searchweb201603_6&btsid=a4f3f677-1334-41d9-8244-d39bc3b4fd06

>>55868522
I wonder if this is in place at a rival factory and they just yank it out of the ground and ship it to you when you order it.

>>55867508
AliExpress is a shit website to crawl. You open two tabs of AliExpress and the website shits its pants.

>>55868499
Why not anon? If I wear it outside people will know I'm a hardcore 4chan poster who's hip with the latest memes.

Nah I just bought it as a joke for my friend. It's going to be sent to him and he absolutely hates memes and shitposting

This shit won't go away.

>>55868522
Hell of a deal on the shipping at least.

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>>55868657
Didn't post the image. Oops

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/stick_that_mothafucka/301635_32675492218.html
At least i will not have my phone in my bookcase

>>55868670
then sign in you fuck.

>>55868683
I have you fuck

>>55867177
Nice not getting mugged or shot by cops and/or robbers.

>>55868670
stop clicking so fast or log in

>>55867556
Are you seriously still using the original Samsung Galaxy S?

>>55867314
>>>55867064 (You)
>I live in a small village so my mailbox is literally just open up and place whatever inside, no security whatsoever. Never had anything stolen.
Here the mailman comes around rhe back and places the items on the windowpost or garden trunk. Should order him to some chink chit for the effort. Any suggestions?

>>55868722
flashlight

>>55868722
i gave my mailman a tenga egg, he loved it

>>55868722

easier just to blow him

Canada gets that free shipping on pretty much everything on Ali Express

>>55868722
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/gift-for-mailman/32555383668.html

>>55868760
almost every country except merica, i have seen some anons recently only getting Fedex as a shipping option an i get chinapost as default, sometimes living in a 3rd world shithole has its benefits.

>>55868815
I live in America and 95% of the shit I see on Ali has free shipping.

>>55868815
america has free shipping. For some reason the desktop site is broken, and the free shipping options don't appear on many items, but if you go to the app it will.

>>55868826
same. the only time it's not free is when I try to order 10+ of the same item.

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I was fucking chinked by GayBeast.

>order 8bitdo zero, KZ ATE-S, a multi-tool, and a cable organizer bag
>receive a notification that the multi-tool is OOS and would be cancelled and refunded
>a week later receive package
>inside there's the 8bitdo and the bag
>no IEMs
>check GB
>still no refund on the multi-tool

Well fuck. It's not like I can even prove that I didn't receive a product that they forgot to pack. Let's see how this blows over. I've made 5 or 6 orders in the past with no issues, but this one is making me reconsider ordering from them again.

>>55868785
>>>55868722 (You)
>http://www.aliexpress.com/item/gift-for-mailman/32555383668.html
Is that even legal in western europe?

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>>55868847
Sorry but you did not order insurance as our valued customer we will pay you back $2 please come again

Yours Sincerely,
GB Service Team - Senior Assistant Vicky

>>55868226
Huh, I dig it.

>>55868847
Just contact support about it, you didn't get chinked just notify them of the situation and they'll sort it out.

>>55868858
It's just a flashlight you silly billy.

>>55868118
It's for stuff lighter than 200g and w/o international track. I guess they're just don't want to spend a toner.

>>55868914
Mail office has sent your package for destruction because the super bright LED can be used to blind people and is dangerous for the common health.

>>55868941
Are you a bong?

what are some good "brands" for usb cables?
is ugreen legit?

>>55868965
Rock.

Maybe a bit of a niche question but are any of the shortwave radios on these sites any good? Would be interested in snagging a cheapo one if it's not trash.

Good chink mousepads. I just want a good chink mousepad, average size. It could be just entirely black or with some animu theme. It just need to be good.

>>55869013
What happened to xiaomi meme ultra-large mousepads?

>>55868847
>pls wait and 2-3 weeks

>>55869013
Should just wait around for those 99 cent custom mousepads that pop up every year.

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>>55869052
Maki mousepad special offer costs 98 cents, wanna buy?

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>>55869013
Xiaomi has some good average sized ones

http://www.gearbest.com/mouse/pp_403686.html

http://www.gearbest.com/mouse/pp_403685.html

https://www.fasttech.com/products/0/10024959/5413302-authentic-xiaomi-digital-life-pattern-mouse-mat

http://www.banggood.com/Original-Xiaomi-Anti-flip-Rubber-Soft-Textile-295x245mm-Gaming-Mouse-Pad-p-1049750.html

>>55869037
It's still around and goes for around $9 now

>>55869037
I don't want an ultra-large mousepad. But they seem very good though.

>>55869052
Nah, I don't think a 99 cent custom mousepad would be good enough.

>>55869073
Perfect. Thank you.

>>55869072
>buying a used slut semen covered mousepad
nah

>>55868226
Now imagine doing a sick drift downtown on that couch

>>55867897
Not as cheap as 110 volt one, but http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pro-New-48V-Phantom-Power-Supply-For-Microphone-220V-250V-/181387405451?hash=item2a3b88288

I've found a 7 dollar 500w PSU, should I pull the trigger?

>>55869155
Not worth the cost of it being shit and taking stuff out with it.

>>55869155
Enjoy your housefire.

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>>55869155
I'm so excited, I wonder what's inside?

>>55869116

RIP In Pieces Paul Walker

>>55869155
No.
The last thing you should ever do is buy something like an underpriced, unbranded PSU that will ruin all your computer components and comes with no warranties.

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>>55869187
oh my god it's real

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USB NES pads arrived. Feel good enough

I ordered some Piston 3's from bangood over a month ago, with shipping from China to Canada. Should I be worried about the item not arriving at this point? How much longer should I expect to wait?

>>55867905
I'm going to be in italy in a few weeks, can you tell me the name of this shop or a link?

So i've ordered chink shit from gaybest and one of the orders got this "Faster processing" button. When i click it it says my order has been canceled. WTF is this shit.

>>55869187
>>55869281
Kek

new to /csg/

can someone please tell me if this is fake

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Black-For-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro-Prime-Snapdragon-650-32GB-ROM-Mobile-Phone-5-5/32693350237.html?aff_platform=aaf&sk=myNz3vJIa%3A&cpt=1470080095267&aff_trace_key=409b74d192814ef4b85c31c0bae9d66f-1470080095267-01417-myNz3vJIa

>>55869308
I'd contact support about it, find out what's up. Could be that your package is being held up in your country's customs.

>>55869352
the seller rating is bad dont buy

>>55869352
>57.9% positive feedback

>>55869352
Gee, what do you thing?

Store:POP Feedback rating 57.9%

>>55869352
Look at that low seller rating and the price way below what it sells for on GB and think hard.

>>55869370
>>55869373
Does this deal look unreasonable. Do you think i could find something like this forreal

>>55867905
I had miui installed for like 2-3 days, from what I can tell it's not horrendous. Has some cool features out of the box in the settings menu like Child mode, one-hand mode (thought I have no idea how to get that to work), and lite mode which I assume is when you have 3% battery or want to give the phone to grandma (lite mode splits the home screen into like 4 buttons for phone, sms, camera, and something else). I'd just install stock unchinked miui, install all your apps, backup, install cm13, install apps, backup, and then swap now and then and see what you like more.

>>55869342
Well it finished processing didn't it?

>>55869388
Order it and find out.

>>55869388
No you fucking retard.

there doesn't happen to be a chink shit ereader does there

>>55869388
just pay the extra €60 for the real deal

Any recommendation for a ac1200 or better wifi router? Something with good openwrt support would be great.

>>55869407
alright i'll do that

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>>55869395
I don't know. It looks like this now.

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>>55869446


This is what happen when i push that faster processing button.


I have had no emails from gaybeast about any problems with my order.

>>55869155
even the cheap ones you buy in first world are house fire starters

>>55869072
where to cop

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Finally, fuck. Took like 2 weeks to show up on the tracker.

>>55869072
trappy chan will never come back ;_;

Who /never checks tracking/ master race?

>>55869446
>>55869653

Oh fuck. I just got an email right now that the order has shipped. LOL.

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>>55869072
>maki

>>55867669
I bricked a cubot x9 when i flashed cm11 to it a while ago

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Just got this in an Aliexpress message.

What did they mean by this?

>>55869970
>>55869970

link?

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Did I do good /g/

>>55869986
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Human-body-induced-violin-lion-induction-piano-parent-child-toys-educational-toys-child-touch-sensitive-violin/2133111_32699408641.html

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So i got hold of a really chinky tablet, but the battery feel really hot when i try to charge it, and so far nothing else seems wrong.
How do i get battery for this thing? i cant go with a powerbank perpetually attached to it.

Hi /csg/, what's the best quadcopter available for under $50? One with a camera would be nice, but I'm mainly looking for something that is durable and has good range.

>>55866116
Where can you still buy the 1080p one?

>>55870017
If you are worried, charge it with a lower current, like with the 500 mA from a PC USB port.

>>55870110
http://www.banggood.com/1080P-Sports-WIFI-Action-Camera-Ambarella-A7LS-BSI-CMOS-WIFI-White-p-1067755.html

Xiaomi doesn't want people to buy the cheaper CN market one.
Same as Fluke with the 17+.

>>55870110
http://www.banggood.com/1080P-Sports-Action-Camera-Ambarella-A7LS-BSI-CMOS-WIFI-White-Green-p-1067899.html

>>55870017
Battery could be a dud and have high internal resistance.
Just buy a lipo bag with similar dimensions and replace it.

>>55870000

>DEM NUMBERS

I guess your cock will make noise if you hold this thing and somebody touches it?

>>55866406
Nice, good discounts

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It came!
Put it in phone as internal storage, said it was slow ;_;

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Why no updates? Does my package ship straight to Estonia? Also used standard shipping from gaybeast

Is there any chinese mice that have like 12 keys on the side? I want something to replace this shitty G600 I have. I found a red dragon brand one but I was wondering if you guys have seen another one.

>>55870198
>>55870243

the thing cant be charged by USB just with the charger, and it loses energy really fast
Will look about the lipo bag.

Hey /csg/, I am planning on purchasing a Xiaomeme smartphone and I have a few questions:

1) Which model would you recommend? Is the Redmeme series any good?

2) Is ordering from Gearbest a good idea, provided I select tracking parcel? The models are cheaper there but I am scared of getting chinked, I don't much care if it takes a month to arrive

3) Will the phone come with a clean android OS or some bloated chinky spying software that will eat my debit card details?

4) What is the screen quality like in chink smartphones? Will it scratch easily and if so, do I need a coverglass or something?

5) Will the phone last at least 2 years? I aim to get a new smartphone in 2 years time, and until then it would be nice if I didn't have a phone that breaks down constantly or needs replacing.

I hope my questions aren't too ignorant, and thanks a lot for all the help!

>>55870384
Best girl

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-For-Office-1GB-DDR5-192Bit-GTX550TI-Computer-Graphics-Card-Placa-de-Video-carte-graphique-Video/32615557810.html

BASED CHINKS

>>55870497
lol if you actually buy that

Are there any good chink smartwatches? Mi Band 2 looks good, but chink sellers ask more than its worth.

where do i find a cheap body pillow
all the ones i found are above 30 bucks
when i was in chech, i found one for less then 100 crones, wich is less than 4 euro

>>55870459
1.RN3P.

2.Order from cheapest place e.g. geekbuying/honorbuy/topone whatever. GB is not the cheapest.
http://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-3-pro

3.No. it comes with MiUi which is Xiaomi's OS. you can later flash CM13 or whatever.

4.Good but get a case and screen protector anyways.

5.Probably.

>>55870461
arigato

>>55870634
walmart

Did you guys know that inside the chink shark cards there is gook chips? Shame on you, for buying gook!

>>55870622

nothing worth paying for.

Meme band 2 is on sale tomorrow on ali

>>55870384
>Put it in phone as internal storage, said it was slow
I have absolutely no problems, maybe you got a faulty or fake one? Did you run DiskMark, H2testw and checked the QR?

>>55870653
we don't have wallmarts here

>>55870459
1. Redmi Note 3 Pro (make sure it's the 32GB/3GB RAM Snapdragon model)
Redmi 3/3s if you want a smaller, less powerful but cheaper phone

2. Don't bother about paying extra for tracking, it's already tracked. Geekbuying has the cheapest Redmi Note 3 at the moment

3. No, it comes with MiUI which is quite modified. You'll need to flash it either to MiUI global ROM, AOSP (stock android) or Cyanogenmod

4. It's pretty decent. I don't use a screen protector and have no scratches

5. My Redmi note 3 is going very solid so I'm pretty sure.

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>>55870634
I suggest to buy one locally, I got puffier and cheaper pillow from local webstore compared to chink one.

>>55870635
>5.5" screen
kys

>>55870658
>on sale
Why do i have the feeling they'll put a 80% SALE tag on it while increasing the price by 90% beforehand? Chinks man.. i swear, those dirty chinks..

>>55856475
>Are there any good headphones with a clip-on design? The recommended ones aren't this type and those companies don't make this type afaik.

>>55870697
>turbomanlet
Unironically kill yourself.

>>55870697
>manlet
kys

>>55870692
thank you very much

>>55870697
How rude.

>>55870691
Make sure if you do plan on buying a Xiaomi phone that:

You either flash to the MiUI Global ROM as resellers do flash chinky malware on it.

or

You do get an unlock code for it and flash to Cyanogenmod/AOSP.
You can apply for it before you get the phone.

>>55870714
These had been appearing a lot on the thread, but dunno i haven seen anyone getting them yet.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/hook_hook_motherfucker/32241375961.html

>>55870717
>>55870718
Sorry that I don't enjoy lugging around a 9000kg phone that fills up an entire pocket all by itself.

>>55870754
We are sorry, too, that your genetics took a shit on your life.

>>55870754
whatever you say BIG BOY

>>55870622
Teclast H30 which imo looks better than mi band 2, dont know about sw support though.

>>55870669
2lazy2
Got it from gaybeast

>>55870828
phones also reading it as 57.99 GB instead of at least 60.
1/8 of it is off ;_;
Still significantly better than the 8GB i had before.

>>55870691
>>55870736
Hey, thanks for all the advice!

Sorry for being a pain again, but are there any guides on how to format a Xiaomi internal storage and fresh install Android Lollipop or later?

The only one I found is http://www.technobuzz.net/install-stock-android-lollipop-5-0-2-xiaomi-mi4/

I am really paranoid about chinky malware and just want to erase whatever is on the phone and fresh install android into a complete blank slate if that is an option.

>>55870828
What phone you using it with? Also Gearbest sells legit MIXZA products.
>>55870856
Also that's normal.

>>55870899
I'm aware it's normal, just sucks lol.
And a Moto X Pure.
I'm not complaining though.

Nice to get a 64 mSD for the price of a 32GB one.

>>55869308
more likely stuck in Chinese Regulatory, they are notorious for holding onto anything really coming to Canada. Contact the seller. Canadian customs will only hold on to something a few days at the most and then charge you money for doing so.

>>55870863
kek. that's not how it works. you need to unlock the bootloader and flash different rom. if your'e unfamiliar with the following terminology avoid buying this phone because you won't be able to do it or might even brick it.

Pre-requisites
1. Unlocked Bootloader
2. Twrp Recovery

Guide to install the Rom

Reboot to recovery
Wipe data factory reset>advanced>wipe(dalvik cache, cache, system)
Flash latest RR Build
Flash GApps
Reboot

http://forum.xda-developers.com/redmi-note-3/development/rom-resurrectionremix-v5-6-7-xiaomi-t3365872

http://forum.xda-developers.com/redmi-note-3/how-to/mokee-rom-6-0-1-nightly-builds-kenzo-t3387266

>>55870967
>Chinese Regulatory, they are notorious for holding onto anything really coming to Canada
Aside from the Chinese I'd say

>>55868031
You need a 48v phantom power supply to properly use a BM-800

What's the reliability of these cheap chink ssds?

How long does standard gearbest shipping take (the free one) to get to the east coast of the US? I ordered some crap, but I wasn't going to fork over any money for the tracking code (shit should be free).

My shark arrived in 8 days. Worth paying $0.19 extra for the tracking number. They sent it British priority mail.

>>55870745
doesn't seem to be any reviews around, on headfi and others spots.

>>55871202
I can't recall anyone having a Kingdian s280 fail yet, and plenty of people have bought one.

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>>55871218
Congratulations on picking surface mail

>>55871349
>Kingdian
>ingdian
>indian
>poo loo ssd
Pajeet pls.

Just ordered the i7 book, need a suggestion for type c cables for charging

>>55871458

UGreen or Rock.

Mi Band 2 Flash sale on AliExpress
Only 27€/29$
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/In-Stock-New-Original-Xiaomi-Mi-Band-2-Miband-Wristband-Bracelet-with-Smart-Heart-Rate-Fitness/2336004_32697694321.html?aff_platform=link-c-tool&sk=iyf2ZfQJU%3A&cpt=1470089348831&aff_trace_key=48b0f9bf0f904ebaa215ba9af7d114f9-1470089348831-04880-iyf2ZfQJU

Anyone got a working promo code for GB?

>>55870745
IEMs https://audiobudget.com/
although these could be a comfy open alternative too... At this price? Sounds waaay too good to be true.

>>55871568

$42.84 for me, some flash that was.

>>55871641
you need to wait few hours, it says August 2

>>55871349
But kingdian costs the same as non chink budget brands

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>>55871641
2nd August

>>55871679
>Upgraded pedometer

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>>55871690
It begins to vibrate and automatically alert police when it detects pedos, also heart rate sensor to verify need to rescue

>>55871670
>>55871679

ah right, thanks.

>>55871744
So it's an offshoot of gaydar technology?

It's quite intriguing how it only took a few subtle modifications.

>>55871679
>2nd of August
East coast time? West coast?

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>>55871915
LA time

Start a new thread already, gundamit!

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>>55872399
I just got done making one, will post in a few.

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>>55872399
Here you go >>55872464

New thread here
>>55872464
>>55872464
>>55872464

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>green