>Leave my room to go downstairs to get some food >Forget

Why the fuck do you live with your grandma?

>>55807703
>using windows

no malware for linux
also grandma can't use it

and how old are you so your grandparents aren't dead yet?

>>55807719
I do use Gnu/Linux

>and how old are you so your grandparents aren't dead yet?
I am 21.

>>55807703
HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN? I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS:
HOW THE FUCK DID YOUR GRANDMA KNOWS HOW TO USE A PC
HOW THE FUCK SHE KNOWS BROWSING NET
HOW THE FUCK SHE KNOWS OPENING A FILE
HOW THE FUCK MUCH FOOD DID YOU EAT TO NOT SEEING THIS WHILE HAPPENING?
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU NOT LOCK YOUR PC?
YOUR DOOR?
OR EVEN YOUR SCREEN?

>>55807728
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT MALWARE FOR FUCKING LINUX (ELF BINARY)

>>55807744
>HOW THE FUCK DID YOUR GRANDMA KNOWS HOW TO USE A PC
She doesn't. I needed to show her how to bookmark pages
>HOW THE FUCK SHE KNOWS BROWSING NET
I learned her to type things into google and read them.
>HOW THE FUCK SHE KNOWS OPENING A FILE
She doesn't
>HOW THE FUCK MUCH FOOD DID YOU EAT TO NOT SEEING THIS WHILE HAPPENING?
I go for 5-15 minutes usually, this is why I said I had an IRRATIONAL fear.
>HOW THE FUCK DID YOU NOT LOCK YOUR PC?
Forgot

I said irrational fear, man.

>>55807703
I have irrational fears like this too man, just Try to inspect your PC best you can when you forget to lock it and your paranoia should subside. Works everytime for me.

I too have this irrational fear.
Not of people installing malware though, but getting on my computer and discovering I'm a "degenerate"

Yes.
I once had to explain to my girlfriend that she couldn't use my computer or plug in her phone to charge because she might be installing a root kit.
I've since gotten over my paranoia

>>55807703
My father was the person who taught me all I know about PCs, so I'm not afraid of him installing malware. My sister uses her own laptop or her iPhone 6. My mom? Tech illiterate. iPhone 4S with a shitty screen protector. She knows the basics and the fact she should not touch my electronics.
tl;dr: no I don't.

>>55807703
>concerned that grandma installed malware because you didn't lock your screen
>not because she has fucking physical access to your machine all the time
Fuck off

>>55808234
>I once had to explain to my girlfriend that she couldn't use my computer or plug in her phone to charge because she might be installing a root kit.

Holy fuck iktfb

I said this exact same thing before and people looked at me like I was retarded

>>55808339
>>concerned that grandma installed malware because you didn't lock your screen

I like to think of that as a safeguard of some sorts

>>not because she has fucking physical access to your machine all the time
I can't really do much about this, though.

you'll always have roommates or landlords or robbers have physical access

>>55807703
I'd be more worried she sees all the tranny beastiality midget porn myself.

>chilling with friend at my place
>go to take a quick piss
>get back to my room
>my friend is sitting in my computer chair looking confused/guilty
>walk over and look at pc
>there's a fucking cmd window open
>apparently while i was pissing he plugged in his cheap e-cig from a chinese site to charge into a usb port on my pc

fucking slapped that idiot so hard

It's called schizophrenia.

Good news, you can get neet bux for it.

>>55809185
>Good news, you can get neet bux for it.

but that would be a serious downgrade from my present salary

>>55809174
Kinda got me worried about using the Chinese bluetooth speaker with my stuff.