/csg/ Chink Shit General

>>55795103
I really REALLY like that image

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Enter gearbest clothing section, see some nice titties and nipples.

Nice

>>55795131

dem puffy nipples

>>55795128
OP here. 9 years in photoshop, that's why it took so long. I will make some more when I get the chance.

University is hard.

>>55795131

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg

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I bought 200 pipe screens for €2.97.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/dank-reefer-referer/32629457211.html


They look alright, hopefully I don't inhale any red-hot metal.

Does anyone have any experience with ruizu products? I am torn between the x02, x05, and x10.

What would /csg/ recommend?

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Hello and welcome to my personal blog called coolspamgratis also known as /csg/, I am your host anon an today we take a look at some products made by exploited chinese just so they can survive another day. You asked for this (not really), I delivered. So without further adieu (or however you say/write that) lets get started:

First we take a look at some non-/g/ related stuff:

[Top] 12-hours clock - it could stick better but it holds itself and is easy to remove, one of those things that I don't need at all but I still bought it

[Middle Left] small lighter - this kind of lighter do not buy, feels flimsy, weak plastic, rubber seal not sealing shit, wick burns out immediately, so it usable for creating sparks only

[Middle Right] big lighter - on the other hand this one is beast in the type of flame it produces as well as in the fuel consumption, means it needs refilling pretty often but it's heat first light later, and there is a lot of heat, has two (three if you count refill valve) separate safety/lock mechamisms

[Middle Bottom] blue holder sticky thingy - was supposed to be stuck on glass/metal on one side and object of your desire on other one but it doesn't stick that well to anything at all and when ti does, the weight limit is just too low

[Bottom] calendar keyring thingy - looks funny, works but is ultimately piontless

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Now for some cross-thread stuff:

[Top Left] USB 3.O epresscard card - works as it should, the burnt corner I will explain later, one problem is that is keeps sucking power from expresscard slot even when nothing is connected thus defeating the flush shape making it practically invisible vhen plugged in, also expresscard slot locking mechanism is pretty weak so most of the time disconnecting cable/flash drive ends up disconnecting whole card

[Top Right] MoGo x54 media mouse - bluetooth mouse shaped for recharging in expresscard slot but as with above card it drains power all the time so just having it stored in slot and use when nessessary is not viable, also might be just mine but sensor is really questionable and doesn't work that well, scrollwheel/volume buttons also prefer going in one direction even if you nove your finger from most bottom to most top it still do 1-2 scrolls down and then it goes up, buttons are ok

[Bottom] basic cheapest ultrabay hdd/ssd adapter - connector for drive is not perfect 90 degrees but it is still enough to fit disk in with no problems, I also put clear tape on bottom of mine just to prevent even possibility to short circuit anything

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This is more /diy/ than /g/, but that's only because you're more stupid than you used to be:

[Top Left] 5V step-up converter - solid thing if you need only 0,5A because it can deliver only that

[Top Middle] basic lithium battery charger (TP4056) - charges with up to 1A, can be any value depending on resistor used but you don't need to do anything unless you need less amps because it gives 1A out of the box

[Top Right] mini solar panel - now this one was originally full keyring solar flashlight, non-fake, even had rechargable LR2032 but it had no protection at all so after I forgot it inside pocket for 2 weeks it just died and this panel is only thing I salvaged, on bright sunlight it can deliver around 7V with no load, not sure about amps but I am confident it's really small number

[Middle Left] digital mini amplifier PAM8403 - pretty good for what it is but on high volume has lot of distortion, low freq. sound eats considerably more power so on battery without at least basic filter it won't last long, also on high volume overheats, medium to low volume is ok

[Middle Middle] microUSB angle adapters - nothing much to say about these only that male plug could be a little shorter

[Middle Right] otg adapter - memeing before it was meme

[Bottom Left] basic flat cable - same 'problem' as with angle adapters

[Bottom Right] 7 port USB 3.0 hub, this one works nicely as long as you take into the consideration the reverse voltage flow, basicaly power input and usb power lines aren't separated at all, causing shorting things out, I found about that when i tried to connect powered hub to that expresscard mentioned above, there was a littke spark, house breaker fliped and hub ended up dead, card still works tho, I said it was DoA and they sent another one (this one) free of charge, its nice if you have powerful 5V charger pluged in to this so you can charge lot of devices at the same time

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[Top] Lepy lp-838 - chinks chinking even chinks, this was supposed to be lepai brand, on well... it works but sound quality is nonexistent, input are not isolated one from another even if front 'mp3' jack allows it and overall build qiality is just shitty

[Middle] Magnetic neodymium balls, neocube, bucky balls, zen magnets, whatever - again cheapest I could find on ebay, pretty fun to play with once you figure out how do they work, they are sold in cubes of 216 (6x6x6) also these are 3mm, I recommend getting 5mm even if they are more expensive because these are annoying to take apart when you do something wrong, also very easy to lost so get more than one

!! Biohazzard Trigger Warning !!
[Bottom] chinese memobottle bootleg - so since memobottle™ is expensive as hell and my health is no-more a concern for me, I got A5 version of these flat bottles for my laptop bag where I couldn't put normal bottle and laptop at the same time, they say it's 750ml though it's really only 700ml, it has proprietary (sorry /g/ for I have failed you) bottle cap but they include three caps and four sealing rubbers


That's it folks. For more 'reviews' like this you gotta ask other anons or send me more chink stuff cuz Imma broke right now. If you want to know something more about stuff I just posted don't forget to (You) me. Allright, anon out, peace.

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Does anyone have any experience with the ulefone future?
>pic related

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Chinkwatchfag here. Waiting on this 2 badboys

>>55795230
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general/Electronic_and_computer_goods#Music_.2F_MP3_Player

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>>55795340
>made in germany

>>55795401
It's a knockoff durr. Original sells for ~$100

>>55795423
>~$100
Try again
http://www.nomos-store.com/en/Watches/Model-series/Tangente/Watches-with-manual-winding/Tangente-38-stainless-steel-back.html

>>55795260
>>55795271
>>55795281

thanks anon

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OP of thread here, for future reference I will use this name and tripcode when I make the thread.

>>55795340
I got my Nomos a few weeks back. Some things that I noticed:
- Crown is off. Not even the same shape as advertised.
- Weight is VERY light.
- Leather band is crap, but not as crap as the one that comes with the fake DW watches.
- There is VERY light clicking sound (no surprise considering the price.)

>>55795599
I have bunch of chinkwatches already. Those are just common problems since shitty QA

>>55795187
LONDON
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>>55795281
That 7 port 3.0 USB hub was found to be USB 1.1 instead of 3.0. You might want to consider yourself chink'd. I no longer use mine.

i want to buy chink $60 ulefone for my dad from banggood, but my country applies import tax for items above $50, will requesting price markdown on the invoice work to fool custom or not?

>>55795260
the expression is without further ado. Meaning without any more stalling. Adieu is just an outdated french word for a dramatic goodbye

>>55795648
no, I'm irish.
Image is from a review.


They're for exactly what you think they're for.

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>>55795697
Most of the time. Had a NZD$60 send for a parcel content total worth no more than NZD$40. Not that it matters. You have to spend over NZD$1000 before you are hit with duty fees here. Just ask them to undercut the items inside on purpose.

Is this the best looking chink mech aesthetically?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX3Thw3J_4c

It's only £30 new at Amazon UK as well with reds, browns, blacks and blues to choose from.

>>55793797
pretty small, not intended for palm grips I think.

>>55795782
I got that one, I wouldn't call it a traditional "chink item" tough. It's really nice. Keep in mind that it uses Kaihl switches, some people don't like them very much.

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That randomizer is good

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>>55795705
thanks

>>55795653
well if I didn't turn off my expresscard slot I'd show you 3.0 speeds now you gotta live with only 2.0 hdd benchmark that proves it is wayy faster than simple 1.1
I even opened it (both of them) which is not that hard, it's only plastic tabs, all data lines were there and I can even get you photo of chip there so you can decide for yourself
I might got chink'd on this one, but not in terms of speed

>>55795748
ok thanks frendo

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>>55795653
>>55795850
here, chip is GL3520 in case it's hard to read

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Since we're in peace times now and no YouTube hating car thief is running around, here's a list of /csg/ approved YT channels:

Dirty Reviews - nice accent and may have started off the shark meme
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Unbiased Tech Reviews - proud child molester, had his leg reattached after an accident
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Tech Reviews - hosted the /csg/ podcast (RIP) and has birbs galore
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

OneBoxing Video Reviews - no narration reviews with cheesy music, likes his referral links
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

Frostycakez - gets chinked by chink drone purchases repeatedly
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn7FeJcsUaxRbS22Zfn1uYg

Awful China Loot Reviews - famously unwatchable rambling reviews filmed with no lighting
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

Kate Monster - a girl (?) making weird video reviews of chink shit to meme music
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSR-0t_4Hzj7zNLr_st89FQ

/csg/ reviews - Canadian reviewer, reviews of chink TV boxes and computer cases
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ

SkeletonKeystone - reviewed a chink Famicom and promptly quit the video review game
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRmpwW7pWFCbSiWDeFNGLg

>>55795187

Your nails are pretty well done.

>>55794621

Both are cool. I might even think about getting a leather USB cable.

>>55795260
>>55795271
>>55795281
>>55795294

Good job!

So what the hell are we meant to do about the podcast with Comfy being MIA. I totally was digging it, and then he fucked off.

I did ask him if I could panel it, but what do now?

>>55796035
It's best to cancel the podcasts, for now. Just let it be.

>>55796035
all it needs is a new host, I don't see why it has to die without one person. Comfy wasn't that great of a host, he could barely guide the conversation and it led to a lot of awkward silences.

>>55796035
Comfy was a neet, he's probably fixing his life atm. Chill, he will be back.

>>55796035
Keep it going without him. If you were going to panel, why not host it? Sounds like you're passionate about it.

Pepsi P1SS phone now for sale on gearbest
http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_399893.html

Any thoughts on the upcoming Xiaomi Notebook Air?

http://www.anandtech.com/show/10526/xiaomi-unveils-mi-notebook-air

Core m3, 128GB SSD, and 11.5hrs battery life for only $525.

>>55796435
I really want it to be good, but I just can't see it

>>55796435
>only
you can get a chinkpad 220/420 with an i7 and fully upgrade it to 16gb ram/big ssd for that much

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Big haul today!
>30L backpack
>64GB Shark
>Superlux HD681 headphones
>Xiaomi 10000mah battery bank
>25.2V 6Ah 18650 battery
>Not pictured: Qualcomm QC 3.0 UK charger, Xiaomi RN3P I got Monday.

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>>55796515
What The? My Shark only reads at 35MB/s?
CHINKED
H
I
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E
D
Not sure why, it's from Gearbest so I'm sure it's legit.

>>55796196
what's the catch? is this the greatest value for money I have ever seen or am I temporarily blind?

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These James Donkey mice are some hot shit. I can't recommend it enough, I'm blown away. I pretty much solely use cheap Chinese mice and I've never had one of this quality at this price point. I've only been using it for about an hour and I think there's a chance that crease at the back could become irritating over long periods of time but otherwise 5 stars.

>>55795827
It's all picked shit, nothing random about it.

>>55796569
They are really good. I was persuaded by Comfy's video review but they're better than he thought in my opinion. I also think they look really sexy and understated but that's subjective.

>>55796535
Try to plug it in cardreader and test it from PC. How are Superlux tho? I might get a pair.

>>55796515
25.2V battery? What the fuck?

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>>55796535
>>55796633
I don't have a USB3.0 reader to test unfortunately.

Bought the 681s to replace my rekt 668B's. After a quick sound comparison I'd say they're legit 681's. Better soundstage (read seperation), muffled highs? might just be my EQ.

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>>55796181
It'd be more of like a shitter series of events leadin into Anchorman 2, bringing back the main newsreaders. If I had people to discuss the topics with instead of being a guy on dead air, that'd be great. Also, moving from a podcast service that actually lets us record for longer than 60 minutes.

I bought a RN3P and it's got no service. I followed some anon's advice from a few threads ago and bought a new SIM, which upgraded the problem from it not seeing the card in the first place. The SIM works in other phones, including a standard Redmi Note 3. What should my next course of action be? Xiaomi customer service?

screen protectors, yay or nay?

trying to price up phone order.

>>55796691
check what kind of network you are using in the settings. If no change, time for a refund.

>>55796691
What country you from? Could be you have obscure cellular support. Then again 2G and 3G is so streamlined at this point, you shouldn't not get it.

>>55796696
A worthy investment. Got a LG G3 myself with a tempered screen protector, got super drunk one evening and was throwing it all over the place whilst coming across to people as a complete cock. I have crack going from bottom left to about one third up on the bottom right.

Trust me, it's worth it if you fuck up plenty.

>>55795271
>ultrabay to sata
fucking slow

>usb 3.0 expresscard
pops out when you insert something, shit sucks

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>>55796656
It can be used in place of a much heavier 24V Lead Acid battery

The plan is to create a super powerful portable boom box, I've got a 200W TDA7498 amp and 2 high end 6.5inch coaxial speakers. Hopefully it should all just werk. (The amp works on 24V)

>>55796696
Screen protectors are worthless. All current phones have a scratch resistant display anyway so a screen protector literally does nothing.
Unless if you carry your phone in a bag full of quartz Sand then go for it.

>>55796671
Thanks, I was planning to upgrade from my gaymur Plantronics 388 headset and literally unusuable AKG K518. The mic on Plantronics is the shit though.

>>55795103
>>55795544
Do these exist as plushies or amigurumis?

>>55795599
>- There is VERY light clicking sound (no surprise considering the price.)
inb4 bomb

>r3s price keeps going down
nice

>>55796719
>>55796734
Changing it to prefer 3G over LTE has solved the problem. Thank you.

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Just ordered the kz-ate S and noticed all the bits are gold except the phone button and mic which are silver. What the fuck

What are you waiting on /csg/?

Me:
>2 OPMTs
>shitty looking $1.13 Creelight
>special secret rare flag
>lightbox so I can take better photos of chinkshit
>GB flash sale Creelight
>3 different color sharks
>micro sd to sd reader
>iphone/iwatch charging dock (gift for my mom's husband)
>KZ EDR2 earbuds
>5x USB LED card-style nightlights
>Xiaomi 1000mah powerbank
I have a serious problem.

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>>55796794
My mic setup is the BM-800 with somake 7.1 usb sound card. The reason for the somake is that it provides just a tiny bit of phantom power to increase the gain of the mic. If you use your mobos sound chip you won't need it.

Also I 100% recommend getting velour earpads for the 681's I got em for the 668B's, you can wear them comfortably all day long with those pads.They're identical to AKG 240 pads if you have trouble finding them

>>55796777

That's a pretty cool use for that power source.

I need a chink tablet+ keyboard or a chink laptop.

Between 10-12 inches, expandable storage, pref 4gb ram and fat battery. Close to buying a chuwi hi10 or hi12, pretty fucking good price for what you get too.

Hi12 seems a bit too fat but has 10000mah battery and the hi10 only has a 6000mah battery but is a decent size.

>>55796675
there's plenty of people willing to talk on discord. Also they stopped using mixlr after episode 1, the new service they used had infinite time to talk.

>>55796819
Yeah, you can find them on the chinese sites

Aliexpress is your best bet, I see plenty on there.

>>55796871
What lightbox?
foldio knockoff?

>>55796876
If you DON'T use your mobos sound chip you won't need it*

anyone know the cheapest place to get a Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro (32GB) atm? I need it shipped to Ireland if it matters

>>55796881
Here's one I plan to buy for my mother for christmas.

http://www.banggood.com/Teclast-Tbook-10-64GB-Intel-X5-Cherry-Trail-Z8300-Quad-Core-10_1-Inch-Dual-OS-Tablet-p-1050300.html

With coupons you can get it below NZD$260.

>>55796896
http://www.kimovil.com/en/

Use this.

>best sellers
>4/5 are Xiaomi
>wew

>>55796913
Thanks senpai

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Got it, what do?

How can I check it for botnet?

What marvelous things can I do with it?

>>55796794
I'm currently using HD681 Evo's (probably already 2,5 years since I bought them) and I'm pretty pleased with them.
But like >>55796876 said, get velour pads (My Evo had them included). They're so much more comfortable than the default fake leather ones

>>55796888
>>55796876
Oh shit, thanks for the tips <3

>>55796196
>>55796540
> greatest value for money
?? It's shit.

http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_367844.html

Much better specs for less.

>>55796898
That looks alright as well, shame bout the separately sold keyboard.

>>55796941
root it and watch porn or japanese cartoons

>>55796691
>>55796855
Check the APN settings for your carrier as well.

>>55796896
> shipped to Ireland
Not the cheapest but Topone and HKG on aliexpress have a shipping method that promises no EU custom fees. might be worth it.

>>55796941
G to settings ->about phone and post the screenshot.

>>55796969
Not that she'd care. She has her sisters with iPads, All she can do is read a book.

>>55796993
I'll have a look at those too, thanks

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>>55797011
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/csg/342812_32597684693.html

Make sure you choose "sellers shipping method" so you won't get chinked.

>>55796887
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Portable-Mini-Folding-Studio-Portable-Photography-Mini-Studio-Foldable-Softbox-with-Black-white-Backgound-Soft-and/32689386123.html

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whats on your wishlist anon?

>>55797080
Is that the same one on the randomizer? I see it a lot

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First time buying from China other than stuff like Rubiks cubes and things like that, does everything look kosher? I plan on flashing the AOSP ROM when I get it so I assume I don't have to enter any special instructions?

>>55796871
>pair of Van Gogh "Starry night" socks
>pair of colorful socks
>multicolor toilet light
>magnets
>water bullets

>>55797110
Why are you getting the Android version if the tablet has a x86 chip? I never got this shit, get the Windows version or swap it for something ARM, this is just wasted battery life and extra incompatibility.

>>55796871
>Xiaomeme 10000MaH power bank
>charging cable
>usb to sata converter
>headband for iblue VR

>>55795128
it's all yours my friend

>>55797220
The Windows version is more expensive and I'm not going to use it for anything I can't do on Android. I'm just going to watch movies, surf the internet, read ebooks and at most use it as a retro gaming hub with Retroarch.

>>55797101
Yes, it's the same one as on the randomizer.

>>55796671

almost bought those superlux's, but went full chink and bought made in china akg k702s, oh well.

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>>55797004
Done.
What else?
Is it normal for it to get this hot? It doesn't stay hot for long though.

290 for the Redmi Pro, a MTK device, is WAY to much. Thats more than twice the price of the RN3 Helio version...

>>55794621

Link to that rolex?

>>55796871
>64 GB Shark
>Xiaomi Hybrids

First chinkshit purchases, how did I do?

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>>55795103
Why is Mitu such a cute mascot?
Who the fuck is drawing all these anyway? I don't see Mitu requests in any drawfag threads

>>55796871

just a 10m hdmi cable, probably going to buy a knockoff gundam model next month, anyone got any experience with 'em on aliexpress?

>>55797346
There was some R34/63 drawn at some point back.

>>55797308
i think it has a vendor rom, dl malwarebytes and check, but i'd directly flash a stock rom.

>7.3.10.0.0
is a little bit too long

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>>55796871

Case for my RPi
"Mech" keyboard, I plan to kick up a heckin fuss when it gets here and clearly is in no way mech
VESA mount
VGA-HDMI adapter for the monitor going on the mount
Orange Pi (I bought the Orange Pi and for just on an afterthought added some neodymium magnets and these most excellent shades to my cart. I got the shades and the magnets today, the Pi only shipped two days ago :/)
18650 charger
Death Star ice mold
KZ-ATEs
KZ-ED9s
HT7 Pro
A kungfu teapot

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>>55797341
Please don't buy the least functional, gaudiest rollie available.
Just get a DW / Nomos quartz rep at that pricepoint or go up a bit ot a bagel.

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>>55797362

>>55797343
Hybrid are nigger bass cannons but otherwise you did good.

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>>55797396

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>>55797346

>>55797369
>>55797369
kung fu teapot?

>>55797049
The only options showing up are aliexpress standard shipping and dhl for an extra 20, i guess i'll just go with that to get it sooner. if I ask them to will they put an original ROM on it?

>>55797453
Please explain
How will you time regattas with a non-chronograph movement?
Who will think your all-polished oyster case is even remotely close to real?
How could you possibly find the YMII anywhere close to good looking?

>>55797346
OP pulls them from Xiaomi forums and fan submissions here.

>>55797478
http://www.gearbest.com/water-cup-bottle/pp_376599.html

>>55796871
Various LED light bulbs (trying to find good ones)
Atheros unlocked WiFi dongle
Ceramic salt grinder (Previously got this good coffee grinder, seems to be a case of diverted third party production: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sold_on_side_implies_screw_the_aesthetics/1766741510.html)
HDD storage box
USB extension cables

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how much fucking longer is it going to take for it to budge and update?

>>55797308
>>55797415
That's a chinked vendor ram. regardless of scan results, you won't get updates and you'll see popups in some time.

V7.5.3.0.LHOMIDE is the latest official version.

I suggest you flash the global rom.

tutorial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNhdQT9Ivu0&list=PLaPvcEA8BA-J9_3mmzhwE5TGRU53q3oux&index=3

All files in the video description.

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My second gearbest chink shit arrived, and it 's a meme!
Funny none of the order from alliexpress get here yet, and they are older too.

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>>55797362
Jk, fuck goldway

>>55797481
Some anon 2 days ago got slapped with a 50 Euro customs fee so bear that in mind. ask them to flash the global rom and they'll do it.

Try HKG as well:

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro-Prime-32GB-ROM-Official-Global-Firmware-Mobile-Phone-Snapdragon-650/311331_32672119908.html

>>55797660
the rule of the thumb directly after you receive your phone.

>>55797649
is the current rom the same for redmi 3s too ?

>>55797308
>>55797649
nvm, just saw it's the Redmi 3s, not the RN3P.

There's no global rom for the 3s, but you can flash the Chinese global rom and it comes with English as well.

>>55796963
How is it better? I'm just looking for a mobile shitposting machine and maybe watch the occasional youtube video, and the bigger screen on pepsi phone seems to be better suited for this.

>>55797693
No, it's a different rom. thought it was the RN3P.

http://en.miui.com/a-234.html
ctrl+f Redmi 3S Latest China Stable Version Fastboot
is the one you need.

instructions here:
http://pastebin.com/1vKKJTqn

>>55797776
not him, but thx

>>55796777
>making boombox
>using high end speakers

>>55797610
It could take several weeks. The next update will be when your chink shit is at your destination country. Packages don't necessarily take a direct route and they can be stuck for a good while waiting for bags to fill up.

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>>55797680
sellers shipping method here is 15 euro more and takes longer than the free shipping, is the advantage that theres no possibility of a customs charge?

>>55797736
MT6737>MT6592
4000 mAh > 3000 mAh
Android 6.0 > (Android 5.1

A company that makes phones>a company that makes shitty beverages .

>>55797805
Yes. I don't know what's the custom tax is in Ireland might wanna check it out first, maybe it will go through with regular shipping but it's a risk.

>>55797693
>>55797776
p.s. you can follow that rootjunky video I linked above, it's the same method just flash the different file.

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why haven't you ordered yours yet?

>>55797891
I live in india

Can anyone suggest normal audio quality, but cheap bluetooth speaker?

>>55797925
xiaomi bluetooth speaker
and no, not giving a link. look yourself.

>>55797590
kys furfag

>>55797590
>makes one OP
>now a tripfag

Jesus christ.

>>55797845
If it's valued over 20 I have to pay VAT, at 23% over 150 I have to pay VAT, customs tax and an administration fee by the delivery company, fuck me, I guess i'll go for the sellers one then, thanks for the help

>>55797703
Will there be a global rom for the 3s?

>>55797660
I have exactly the same malwarebytes output. Same 2 malware files. Phone just arrived today. And here I thought my vendor was trustworthy because they mentioned they'd put a custom rom with google play on it for me. : C
I got mine here http://www.aliexpress.com/snapshot/7893471417.html (2GB version!)
Oh well, the reason I chose that vendor is because they guaranteed and managed to deliver within 10 business days with no additional import tax. But if anybody else wants to order from them, choose the option to keep the box sealed and not install the ROM. It will also speed the order up.

>>55798162

>2GB version

Why do people do this

Just ordered a $3.50 2.5" sata to usb 3.0 enclosure. Will it fry my ssd?

>>55797986
It's a false flag.

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>>55798162
They charge extra for the global rom version.

anyway, do
>>55797649

>>55798049
Probably not, seeing it's a lower end model. China stable should be ok though.

>>55795260
>>55795271
>>55795281
>>55795294

Exceptional, thank you Anon.

>>55798172
yeah I shouldda gotten the 3gb, but no regrets. I was very unwilling to go over my budget (big mistake). On the upside I don't use really use more than 2GB either way, but I think in 6 months-1 year I will look to sell this phone and buy a secondhand redmi 3 pro 3gb version.

>>55797805
I just ordered from HKG, to netherlands, seller's shipping. Choose option where they don't open the box for you (close to color selection I think). I ordered last week Tuesday the 19th of july. It arrived today.

>>55797369

Link to shades..

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I got a cable today in the mail. It's a line out to RCA cable. I regret not ordering a longer one.

>>55798296
http://www.gearbest.com/sunglasses-sports-glasses/pp_52030.html

come with me to the future my friend

>>55798271
I ended up getting http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro-Snapdragon-650-Hexa-Core-5-5-3GB-RAM-32GB-ROM/32597684693.html with DHL, I can't make calls on my phone atm so I need it sooner than later, hopefully I don't get fucked by customs but if i do so be it, thanks anyway.

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>>55797891

Poopin with your pants on. Poopin.

>>55798331
>The price is not including the Custom Duty (by DHL) ,Remote Area Fee or other payable Fees from the courier.You need pay 30USD more if your address is Remote Area(by DHL).
>We guarantee there is no Custom Duty for the EU by our "European Union Express"!

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>>55798358
fuck, will there be any consequences if I cancel the order?

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I flashed my xiaomeme redmeme meme m3me pro to global but I still don't like MIUI that much.
Break it to me, how difficult is it for an idiot like me to install cyanogen on it?
I've only jailbroken iphones, Wii and PSPs before, that should give you some background into how a basic bitch I am.

>>55798337
>humans are designed to squat
b-but slavs are not humans

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>>55798358
>>55798407
Wait, what about this?

I'm thinking of buying an intellimouse off aliexpress.

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Wholesale-IE3-0-USB-Wired-FPS-Gaming-Mouse-Without-Retail-Box-Microsoft-Intellimouse-Explorer-3-0/1334158_32426075597.html

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Genuine-Microsoft-IntelliMouse-EXPLORER-3-0-mouse-IME-3-0-Gaming-mouse-Gaming-mice-ie3/32365628234.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.38.ZR2Rr5&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10055_10049_10059_10058_10017_405_404_106_10040_105_104_10060_103_10061_102_412,searchweb201603_2&btsid=6021a434-e804-467c-a268-08f6dbffa1c8

I've read good reviews about the first one and the store, people say their mouses are the real deal.

Neither of these stores offer that 100% genuine product protection but the 2nd one does include genuine in the title.
If i were to get one of these and it turns out i've been chinked and its a fake mouse can I dispute it and get my money back even though they don't offer that service? Because they do claim its a genuine product so im guessing i can dispute that the product is not as advertised.

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>>55798407
>>55798439
Oh, good catch. don't worry anon looks like you made the right choice.

>>55798436

No, but they try really hard, that's admirable.

>>55798461

just get 2 james donkeys

>>55798412
It's not hard at all, but you need to unlock to bootloader first which can take a few days.

http://en.miui.com/unlock/

then do this:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/redmi-note-3/how-to/mokee-rom-6-0-1-nightly-builds-kenzo-t3387266

see
>>55794711
>>55795997

>>55798461
try asking the seller, if he says it's genuine you can use it as leverage in the dispute if it's not. If he avoids the question, take it as a no.

>>55798412
it's practically the same as flashing to global. I'm in the process of figuring it out myself but out of experience of flashing an ancient samsung Galaxy S1 I had lying around, it almost always involves either setting to developer mode then flashing with an external program, or flashing a ROM that includes TWRP/clockworkmod and then accessing custom boot menu -> select zip file of your CM ROM.

>>55798462
kek, Thanks, i'll post when I get it anyway

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>>55796535
Just did a scan lads, looks like it's even worse than I thought.

James Donkey YES or NO?
I need a new decent mouse

Also suggest other brands links in the same quality tier/price range... not for gayming, mainly for picture/video editing and general use

>>55798603
>reposting that image again
fuck off.

>>55798603
Go away pissphone

>>55796535 Here, I did the bench on my laptop with an SD adapter and got 85MB/s read and 30 write, not sure why it isn't as fast on the RN3P.

>>55798611
See
>>55796569
>>55796615

Anybody know where to get chink Omegas for a reasonable price? Rolexes are like 13 bucks, yet everyone is asking 100 dollarydoos for a Seamaster on ali.

>>55798490
james donkey seems like an awefull mouse for my needs.

Gamur leds and very bulky, probably okay if you use claw grip but I play with fingertip / palm grip.

>>55798524
good tip, I've send them both a message.

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I love my new teclast x80 pro!

>>55798678
thanks m8, think I will buy the wireless one, since my magic mouse refuses to work on mousepads

Anybody got any info about Xiaomi notebooks? When are they supposed to be released?

What type of delivery should you pick when available? Will I get fucked with AliExpress Standard Delivery and get my package stolen on customs? I'm a slavcunt.

Why do you people buy Kingdian SSDs? You can buy an ADATA SP550 locally for pretty much exactly the same price, yet get a warranty. If you count customs on the KingDian then the ADATA is cheaper. The parts inside are comparable.

>>55798770
Dear sweet fuck, my dick can do better stitching.

Would anybody recommend a chick ext. drive? I saw there were 50 dollar 2TB ones..

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>>55798826
Meanwhile on mongolia.

>>55798439
Shame that I missed you earlier, Anon. I'd recommend xiaomiforsale.com for EU customers. My phone went kaputt after a month and they fixed it no problem (sent it to CZ for repair). If you buy on aliexpress and something breaks you're SOL, or for some sellers you have to send the phone back to China - good luck with that. Of course none of this is a problem if you're lucky enough to not have anything break.

>>55796435
>re-sellers gonna overprice it way too much
>pre-sale gonna last forever;
>drop-shipped whenever fuck they want, >customs are basically a certainty with those giant packages and the official windows logo on it.
>just start adding your local customs percentage
>plus the extra time they stopped your order
>if not chink'd gonna use it during the Holidays
forget it
by then, different metallic shit comes out.

>>55798826
Why do you hate memes?

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this must be technology because I'm not sure how you'd acheive this otherwise

>>55796515
what bag is that?

>>55799095
Pee hole sex is a thing, but its veeeeeery uncommon

Noise cancelling earphones. Do they exist? Can the be chinked?

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LINUS IS TALKING ABOUT CHINK SHIT WE'RE DONE FOR

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>>55799166
>Pee hole sex is a thing

Just bought myself a chink shit Soki watch, along with some replacement spring bars and two extra straps. Here's hoping it will last me year or so. I only paid like 3 euro for the watch, down from the 6-10 they normally ask for this model, so I'm expecting much to be honest.

>>55796569
How's the size? How big is it? I have large hands.

>>55798948
That's too bad, but i'm generally careful with phones so hopefully it will be ok, i'll bookmark that for future use though, thanks

>>55799370
I have a nurse friend, she once told me a couple showed up complaining sex was too painful, turns out the guy was fucking her on the pee hole.

>>55799370
Usually it involves just minor penetration or plugging with very small objects, but its possible for full penetrative sex with enough stretching.

One urban myth involves a doctor who finds out an older lady's problem with never getting pregnant or tampons not working by discovering that she and her husband had been doing it all wrong from the start, and she also said sex was painful the first few years but thought it was normal since sex ed was 0 back then.

Talk about putting it in the wrong hole to a new level amirite?

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>>55799095
>>55799546
Here you go anon.

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Alright, what the actual FUCK

>be poor studeng that lives with parents
>order le cardboard vr-meme
>mother apparently ordered something the same week

2 weeks later
>come home
>go into kitchen
>"anon i i think i got ripped off"
>my battery charger only contained some weird plastic lenses
>realise what has happened

>mother literally cut through the cardboard thinking it was her package
>mfw

>>55799413
It's fairly shitty for big hands, small and flat. I wouldn't say don't buy it but I would say don't expect 10/10 comfort.

>>55798770
Where did you order and how did you get the keyboard?

I only saw an option for a case, not a keyboard, so I ordered it alone just a few hours ago. Fuck.

>>55799588
saved and thank you, no need to retype this shit anymore

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>>55799370
:^)

>>55799588
>the south
no real surprise there, i guess.

>>55799613
She didn't notice that the package was addressed to you?

>>55799708
I just order shit in her name if stuff gets stuck in customs

>>55798329

Too many colors... must order all of them... nooooo!!!

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/One-Piece-Lens-Oval-Glasses-LadyGaga-Future-Warrior-Star-Style-Sunglasses-Fashion-Unisex-Eyewear-Personality-Mercury/32646301944.html

>>55799758
>I just order shit in her name if stuff gets stuck in customs

well then you are just stupid and deserve it
why would ordering shit in her name help with customs anyways?

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My chink socks are finally here.

>>55799790
I'm guessing the anon doesn't want to be in trouble if customs doesn't like the package. What a faggot thing to do.

My 1st chink shit shipment ever arrived today, took two weeks. I bought a 64GB shark, KZ ED9 and an adaptor for the SD card from GoyBest.
So far i'm very pleased with GB and the shit i bought, only "bad" thing was that the tracking number did not work.
Anyways, what should i get next? I thought about getting a Ganzo or Sanrenmu, sunglasses and a rip-off watch, anything technology related i could/should get?

>>55799804
link and does it last? Can you do a stress on it?

>>55799588
So, she was still a virgin, c-could you insert you whole penis inside the urethra? It's like having a wife with 3 holes to fug.

>>55800278
>link and does it last?
I've used 5 pairs of chink socks from gaybeast for 2-3 weeks and they've lasted fine.

Haven't used these yet, but I doubt these are better/worse than your run of the mill socks from wal-mart. How would I stress test them?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-combed-cotton-brand-men-scoks-colorful-dress-socks-5-pair-lot/953844558.html

There's like 12 different sock assortments.

I've also got one pair of these (the starry night ones)
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cupid-Retro-Art-Oil-Painting-Style-men-sock-Pure-Cotton-women-socks-Men-s-Socks-36/32351639613.html

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Looking for meme shit, anybody got some?

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>>55799619
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_234425.html

but avoid it, it's too big for teclast x80 and if you close and turn it the tablet falls, also the keyboard is shit, keys too small and space button came broken.

You did good

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Photo anon here, received this evening 720nm IR filter. It seems optically fine, no darker spots or surface inconsistency.

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>>55800859
The box it came in is total crap, they use some too thick bendy plastic for the hinge making it impossible to open.

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>puts the product in the "dolls" category instead of "watches"
>types "not dolls" in the description

???

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/9cm-Doll-for-Mini-Ddung-Dolls-with-Brown-Bun-Hair-Baking-Mold-Dolls-Girl-Toys-3/32702881824.html?spm

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>>55800873
I took the photo pretty late, so there wasn't much sun to speak of - the effect is quite mild. No post editing.

Link to filter (52mm): http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Newest-for-52mm-Infrared-Infra-red-IR-Pass-X-Ray-Lens-Filter-720nm-720-Optical-Glass/32619539406.html

>>55800892
>14,88
oy vey, fucking chinks

>>55800892
its from selling the dolls before to build up feedback.
Then switching the listing to the counterfeit item

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Got my KZ EDR 2 headphones today.

They sound good and all the button functions work with my windows phone.

Has anyone tried QKZ headphones? One seller keeps messaging me with ads about them.

>>55801102
Damn it's getting hard to find some chinky dink counterfeit watches. Any site still selling or allowing to sell them openly?

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well... it's here...

Seems the Chinks are observing the Shark memes lads.

http://timezone.aliexpress.com/store/217199?spm=a2g01.8134017.q68daab.1.kvotcY

>Shark watches

>>55801105
Can you compare them with other memebuds?

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>>55793203

>Pretty nice watch form this store.

>http://www.aliexpress.com/store/1908964

I repost this to say that you can talk to the seller and just ask him for the DW logo. They dont do it publicly for copyright issues I guess.

>>55801519
maybe once i order some.

>>55801485
When did you order it?

>>55801485
Congrats, how you like it? I like mine very much.

My Teclast X98 Plus II arrived today. I'm picking it up from my neighbour in an hour or so when I get home. Apparently they're terrible. I think I'm going to do a video review for the GoodBoy points, so I need to ask: Does it have to be a positive review or can I be honest?

>>55801587
You're the anon who bought the green one and wouldn't shut up about it?

>>55801564
19th, not bad
>>55801587
It's too small, or my hands are too big

>>55801484
iOffer is littered with it

>>55801643
No, and fuck off. But ordered three more.

COMING HOME NEXT WEEK

SO MANY THINGS ORDERED

YES

>>55801564
OK, so i found my old pair of $99 apple in ear headphones (i got them for free because they are missing one of the tiny metal parts and the buds so dont judge) and the KZs are better in bass and overall non tinniness. They are less comfortable to wear though because the backs have sharp edges.

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>>55801492
sharks are cool

What do I search for to get a 'G-Shock' on AliExpress, I didn't realize they had cracked down on counterfeits so hard (I typically buy bootleg video game shit without issue).

Got my chink mousepad today. Pretty good quality. About three inches shorter than in practice than I thought it'd be, but it's otherwise super nice especially for $8.

>>55799614
Thanks a lot. Appreciate your reply.

>>55801969
Which one? There are many chink mousepads.

>>55801699
Tell me when you get them, okay?

>>55802268
Okay, but why?

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>tfw going from cm13 to xiaomi.eu MIUI

goodbye android lag

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>>55802424
Why? Don't you want to show off your chink shit?

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Have any other anons ordered fairly fragile things before?

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Ordered 20 6N2 tubes, packed very well. I can't provide results right away, most of these are for someone else who wanted to replace the 12V tubes in their amp. I will build something with these eventually.

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>>55802571
I Find that everything is packed away inside foam inside their box well enough. I've never had anything arrive broken. The tablet I ordered last year the box was busted and dented to all hell, but it was fine. Now if I were to order wine glasses or something similar It wouldn't be out of the ordinary for those to get shattered. I've seen how delivery drivers handle their packages and it's not very gracious. I've seen the ups truck on the loading dock at work. All the boxes fell off the racks in the back during transport. I've never seen a delivery person set down boxes gently. so meh. I guess I've just been lucky.

Are there any chinese genuine android wear smartwatches? Kind of interested in one for that pokemon go app.

>>55802571
I've never ordered anything particularly fragile, but in my experience the chinks always pack their stuff really well. Like, REALLY well.

Could the LeiJie G10 Mechanical keyboard http://m.gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_419340.html be actually mechanical

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>>55802702
>>55802752
Good to know that sellers generally pack these kinds of things well.

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>You can buy dragon balls but not a scouter

Fuck

>>55802766
Buy one. For the memes.

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>order RN3P from GearBest
>order on hold until I send them my ID
>cancel order and receive refund
>place same order next day

>GearBest tries the same tactic
>they accidentally reference previously refunded order
>after two days of back and forth they chalk it up to an error in their system

>RN3P arrived in US today

So this is what it feels like to win.

>>55802811
How many dragon ball can you buy, though?

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Finally my fucking watch gets shipped. Don't know how I'm going to charge it, and now I have to wait months, but oh well

>>55802942

I see what you're getting at, I can wish for gearbest to sell scouters

>>55802942
7

What's the best chink watch to buy?

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I'm tempted
talk me out of it

>>55803058
just do it famalam

>>55803058
I don't see why not? I'd buy it.

>>55803058
you'll be done with it within a day
and you'll just waste your money
jesus

>>55803058
>talk me out of this £1 purchase!!
What are you, a child?

>>55802843
Why do they want your ID?

Already posted this, but was told to come here. Is GeekBuying a good place to buy Chink shit? I was thinking about buying a phone from there but I'd rather not get scammed. Also, if it's legit, how long does shipping to the U.S usually take?

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Should i buy a Cube i7 book mainly for emulating on my ipega and animu watching. ?

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>>55802531
>pic
>>55802571
i've receive tempered glass protectors in a similar box. It show attention to detail.

>>55803185
One of /csg/'s approved youtubers has a video on it. you decide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoo3aXRESVA

>>55796867
It's plastic. But these headphones are godsend. For the price. Mine were 15$ USD on Amazon.

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>>55803216
Its the stylus u baloon head

>>55799522
Turns out I lied and just made that up

>>55801561
>http://www.aliexpress.com/store/1908964

how is it that fucking cheap? I smell bullshit.

>>55803348
what do you think a simple watch with a cheap quartz movement should cost?
the actual DW watches are a literal robbery

>>55803348
Fuck off if you don't know what you're talking about.

>>55803320
I couldn't see what was wrong with that video, until halfway through... what the fuck, man

>>55803153
To verify the information on my PayPal account.
You know, the thing people use PayPal to avoid.

>>55800217
Bootleg Gameboy games
Fake raybans
A fake timex weekender and a bunch of straps
A flight jacket and some space themed iron on patches
A bootleg Zoids model kit
A wig and girl clothes
Fake arduinos and lots of accessories
Plush Mario characters
An Ash pokemon hat
Arcade sticks and buttons with a controller board to mount into your desk
A ruizu x02 to play flac on the go
A handheld system with nes games built in
An android tv box running KODI
A NES USB controller
An amp and some bookshelf speakers
A straandbeest kit
Catgirl dakimakura
LOTR replica jewelry

Where can I get a fake Rolex?

>>55803769
ask in the watch general unless you want a cheap and shit replica that's obvious to anyone who's seen a real one

>>55802531
Do you have feminine penis?

>>55802531
LONDON

>>55803348
Got my DW watch for $3.50 and it's working fine.

>>55796830
cool watch ahmed

Shitposting on the Teclast X98 Plus II right now. Early observations are that the bezel isn't as massive as I feared but still chunky and the screen is good. Full review tomorrow.

>>55803769
Save up about $500 and then look seriously.
Or don't bother.

>>55803979
>>55803986
welcome newfriends

>>55803329
I know, the moment you said you had friend, I knew it was bullshit.

>>55795340
link for Nomos?

>>55803320
She's a qt though.

>>55803979
What do you think?

>>55797921
pliz poo in loo

>>55804547
DESIGNATED

Which MiBand should I get if I want to use it on the gym and sleeping?

>>55798747
You can turn the LEDs off, it's an optional backlight

>>55802531
Can you please refrain from attention whoring?

It adds nothing to the thread and all it does is show off your mental illness (needing attention from online nobodies).

Go be a trap on /b/ or leddit. Respect /csg/.

>>55804886
That's a surprisingly nice feature.

>>55795748
It's 400 nzd before you incur gst + ietf fee here.

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Sorry for making the thread a little early, it's prettty close to bump limit (5 posts from now) but I have to sleep.
>>55805272
>>55805272

>>55802571
I bought a 1600x900 laptop screen to upgrade my ThinkPad.

Shit came in like 20 meters of bubble wrap, it was cool.

>>55802531
shit legs desu

>>55804862
The first version does the job just fine.

>>55804094
Does it get hot or anything?

>>55803170
Before buying any chink phone check if your countries bands are supported.

>>55805435
Thanks for the reply, I'll keep that in mind. I was just wondering if anyone had experience with GeekBuying

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>>55803123
It's £1.14.
If he gets a day's entertainment out of it for the price of two Mars Bars that's pretty good value for money.

>>55794621
I think that these fake Rolex YachtMaster II's look great. But, they're missing an entire extra hour hand, their hands are all supposed to be red. If anyone who knows even the slightest thing about them sees this, they'll shit themselves laughing. Having said that, AliExpress does sell a very competent knock-off of this very watch. However, the price tag is about $120! Which is why, a lot of anons just settle for these cheaper $20 ones. It's a shame, really. Because, they could easily fix what's wrong with them.

>>55801561
Thanks! I'll be sure to do that.

>>55800892
Then he puts "Not Dolls" in the Rolex description! LOL

>>55800892
its not meant for dolls?

so is the new Mi Notebook any good

my ebay chinkshit came in 9 days
is that a record?

>>55798231
>They charge extra for the global rom version.
It's just a chink spyware mod of miui.

why does china make some surprisingly good shit

>>55803597
How is this NOT in the wiki?
Also, we need someone to find working links for all of these. The cheapest ones, of course!

>>55804251
Wait, you mean he can get a fake Rolex for $500, or a real one? Or just a random "good" watch for $500? I'm a bit confused, but very interested.