>I was only 9 years old >I loved Stallman so much, I had

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Stallman so much, I had all the distros and libreboot
>I pray to Stallman every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Stallman is love" I say; "Stallman is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Stallman
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Stallman
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "I'd like to interject for a moment...."
>He grabs me with his powerful neckbeard hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Stallman
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Stallman
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Stallman
>He interjects in a mighty monologue as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Stallman looks him straight in the eyes and says "He's free now."
>Stallman leaves through my window
>Stallman is love. Stallman is life.