>recently install windows 10 like a retard >get a letter

same.

>installed win 10 on my moms pc.
>guy in a suit comes and says he needs to look at my computer
>my mom lets him in
>he finds 20TB worth of chinese gay porn on my PC that i've been seeding illegally
>tfw they always told me not to seed

never again

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>install Windows 10

>>55766853
> installed win 10
> nothing bad happened because Im not a cyber criminal

>install W10
>breaks my GNU grub
>now I can't load any OS on my computer

t-thanks Microsoft!

>>55766853
is this what an ear orgasm looks like?

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>>55768024
He's in pain from listening to Type 0 """music""".

>install pajeet poo in loo botnet 10
>feds immediately break down my door
>arrest me for torrenting loli doujins
>t-thanks Microsoft

>install Windows 11
>two days later three large black men come to my house
>my mum let's them in.
>they find 25gb of illegal right wing politics
>oh shit Empress Hillary already banned these materials
>they sentence me for my crime
>being jamals little ass bitch in prison for 5 years
>should have never installed Windows 11

>>55767098
/thread

ITT: Things that never happened.

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S-should I abort?

>install Poo designed OS

>cry when it's shit

>>55768581
No but OP's mom should have.

>>55768581
Even if you abort, all of the botnet is in the front, so it's too late lad.

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>>55768581
>installing windows 10

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>>55766853

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>install win10
>cortana appears
>tells me we must merge consciousness with her to continue using PC
>scans my mind
>finds that time i thought about my 14 year old cousin
>now i'm in jail
>thsnks microsoft