/csg/ Chink Shit General

Thanks anon, hope this one doesnt get pruned

Based real OP.

>>55762906
Techtablets pepe go back shilling in your blog

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nice

>>55761133
I'm that anon. I'll work on it as soon as i have some free time in my hands.

Thanks anon, on other news, gaybeast sent me 2 packets, the wait is on.

So did anyone buy any of those chink SSD's? I'm thinking of getting like 120gb one and install system and some gaymes on it. Or should I just save up and by a good one?

>>55763133
people recently bought kingston, wait for them to arrive and let them review them

>>55763133

Running my chinkpad off the kingsdan for a week now. So far so good

I ordered my fucking Mi Band 2 from AliExpress the day it was announced, and it's still not here.
These god damn chinks, been nearly 2 months

bought a cubot z100, really happy with it (too bad it doesn't have a compass). Can you suggest me a good low budget VR headset (not one which requires a mobile phone)?

>>55763136
Kingston SSDs cost almost the same for me in local shops as in Ali. I was thinking of Kingdians and Goldenfirs.

>>55763167
http://www.gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_362705.html

>Dispatch: Ships between Aug 5 - Aug 16

>>55763172
DeePoon Someone was recommending it. No movement taking but has oculus drivers or some shit like that.

I was thinking about buying an external hard drive.
Can I trust the yellow devil with that?

>>55763201
It seems kinda good, 270 yuros though. Thanks btw

>>55763201
It doesn't have the movement tracking that HTC Vive has (you can't walk around the room and look like a retard) but it has the conventional head tracking (you can turn your head around and look like a retard)

hey op how is the infographic coming along?
can we have a peep? I'm really looking forward to it

>>55763196
Funny because I ordered it on Ali because it was for sale there before it was even on GearBest.
The chinks are too unpredictable. Might end up getting it for free though.

To whoever asked me to order and review the toilet lamp (http://www.gearbest.com/pee on your phone in the dark/pp_401941.html), you'll be glad to know that it finally dispatched and you'll have your review in 2-3 weeks

GearBest seems to have added a new section on their site listing deals under $0.99

http://www.gearbest.com/zone-deals.html

>>55763230
afaik nothing else has the "walk around and look like a retard" feat, and that's not something I'd pay 800$ for

>>55763284
yea and they are all shit.

http://www.gearbest.com/stuffed-cartoon-toys/pp_362109.html
Jesus christ how horrifying

>>55763173
I recall that an anon bought a Kingdian in the past couple of weeks, might be worth it to check the archive.
iirc, it was pretty decent

Where to get a Redmeme 3 Pro 3GB Version for cheap?
Should ship to europe.

Gearbest is all out of stock

>>55763329
Goldway and TopOne on Ali.
"European express" shipping method.

>>55763329
Sandigger express

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>>55763334
>>55763342
Thanks. But are they legit? I remember someone mentioning that Xiaomi warns customers from buying at Achmedxpress because of fakes.
I guess they come with bloat ROMs and I have to Flash the Xiaomi.eu one?

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>>55757553
>>55757451
I actually got that same lighter while ago. It works ok, but it's pretty clumsy in size and usability. You need to stick cigarette right into it.

Has anyone bought electric arc ones? Still windproof but closer to regular lighter usage.

>>55763418
It's legit. all shops send the vendor rom unless you ask them to flash the global rom. honorbuy and gizchina also have it in their EU warehouse.

>>55763418
I bought from TopOne twice on separate occasions.
It takes them a few days to ship because they put a bunch of orders together when shipping the to UK.
After it shipped I got both phones in less than three days.

Asked for a sealed box (otherwise they will flash a global rom and play store for you), no issues.
The plug adapter they include doesn't really do a good job gripping onto the charger though. It can fall out if you move the wire too much.

>>55763493
>otherwise they will flash a global rom and play store for you
Is that a problem? Wouldn't you flash one yourself anyway?

>>55763577
>Is that a problem?
Maybe not but I heard that sellers often include some kind of adware.
Although I'd assume that high profile stores like the ones mentioned wouldn't do that

I did it mostly because I wanted an original unpacking experience and one less pair of chink hands touching my phone.

http://www.gearbest.com/iphone-power-bank/pp_227727.html

So I don't really buy Xiaomi anythings, but my dad handed me a "50000 mah" powerbank that he isn't using that is clearly a shitty oversized 10000mAh that barely works as it is (and probably has sand in it) so I wanna replace it with something good quality that will be as close to 10000mAh as possible

Will this last?

Which USB 3.0 card do you guys recommend me to buy please?

>>55763607
This. Why?

Ordered from gearbest the 19th, paid extra for tracking, and it still only shows "Sorry, your shipping information has not updated yet!"
Is this normal? Can I complain and get a lil bit of money back or maybe some goybest points?

>>55763628
Why what/

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What do you guys think of this cheapo USB 3.0 drive? It looks pretty good. Worth it?

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/usb-flash-drive-3-0-waterproof-pen-drive-16GB-32GB-64GB-128GB-256GB-usb-3-0/1283502_32704056121.html

>>55763631
its a scam. Tracking works like magic sometime it works sometimes you just get shit in the mail.

>>55763638
Your data will be in the sorry.

>>55763638
0 feedback, even if its usb 3.0 the flash storage will probably not be fast enough to cover it.

>>55763653
I should've known. Is trying to get something from gearbest support going to be a fruitless struggle?

>>55763613

Why limit yourself to only 10000mAh when you can get 20000mAh for a few dollars more?

>>55763654
Nothing too important, just to transfer small files, I use it in IT so the drive gets wiped very often.

>>55763670
Any other suggestions?

>>55763688
Can you spoonfeed me with a link

>>55763010
That's great, thanks. Reminder to read the answers to my post, they also contain useful info.

>>55763635
Oops, I meant >>55763577

>>55763133
I should be getting my kingdian this week, probably tomorrow.

>>55763203
SSD are okay, don't buy HDD. External drive enclosures are fine though.

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STILL waiting on O'Hare/Chicago customs Hell to release your package.


REPLY IF YOU TOO ARE IN THIS PURGATORY

So glad /csg/ is at peace again.

Just picked up some cheap bookshelf speakers from a thrift place, now looking at this amp
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Breeze-Audio-TPA3116-HiFi-2-0-Audio-Stereo-Digital-Power-Amplifier-Advanced-50W-50W-Sound-good/32664243769.html

Looks pretty good m8s

>>55763798
What about USB floppy drives?

>>55763491
>>55763493
Great. Thanks for the help.

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What's the tablet equivalent of a xiaomi rn3p? Thanks!

>>55763919
Same about the peace thing <3

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Would this watch be worth it or will my time end up in the sorry?
http://s.aliexpress.com/bIzEjABB

>>55762906
I don't usually post in these threads but if you have a guy pretending to be you why not just put on a trip? That's what they are used for, you can then take it off after making the OP if you want to post in the thread

>>55764073
Yes my friend

>>55763996
The rn3p.

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Was könnte das sein?

>>55764073
36mm is perfect if you're a skellington but might look small on larger wrists. I really like how the white one looks, though.

>>55764160
Thanks for the tip!
I'm lucky to have a small wrist without being a skelly so I'm used to wearing smaller watches c:

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>>55764155
ICH BIN EIN BERLINER

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>>55764155
>>55764262
It's the USB-Voltometer!
Very cool actually. Works fine and the quality seems to be good for its price. Was here after 18 days after order and 12 days after being marked as shipped. Picture is while loading phone. Paid $3.02 and bought it here:

http://aliexpress.com/item/VOLTOMETER/32515259322.html

>>55764155
Dragon dildo.

>>55763919
What kind of speakers?

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>>55764291
Cool, germanon!
Seems like a great deal c:
And thanks for the link

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Looks like I've hit the jackpot. Wish Me luck. >Inb4 I'm sorry friend.

>>55763438
just buy a bic lighter from somewhere close to you

>>55764325
please dear friend don't do that wages in china too low to complete order very sorry !! Cancel order please or store close down :-(

>>55763703
Changes added. I need the hamradio infographic in order to add that too

>>55764291
Btw I'm using a chink charging adapter with 2 ports. Interestingly both charge with 1A although there is one with 1A and one with 2A. Why is this?

>>55764324
Recommend it :3

>>55764325
you don't have the strap marked, you're looking at the cost for buying nothing

>>55763133
Got mine a week ago, working fine so far in my ThinkPad.

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While loading the Evod. Pretty interesting.

Btw I'm looking for a really cheap soldering iron. Will this one kill me in any way? Is the tin-solder toxic?
http://aliexpress.com/item/14$_SOLDERING_IRON/32335221833.html

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So I finally received my Nomos replica.

It's not particularly high quality, but it looks great, which is what is important, because otherwise you wouldn't be buying ~$5 chink watches.

The case is metal and the "glass" is plastic, but it's clear and easy to clean, and the plastic doesn't actually feel as cheap as it could have. The fake Daniel Wellington I reviewed in the other thread, for example, is considerable worse.

The strap is a 20mm strap, which is pretty shitty for me, because all my straps are 18mm and 22mm, except for a single Bond NATO strap, that looks like shit on this one.
The strap that comes with this watch is garbage and REALLY stiff, so you'll have to break it in before it's even remotely comfortable. It does looks decent enough, however. I do recommend getting another cheap fake leather strap, which will be considerably better than this.

Unlike the DW replica, the ticking noise is not particularly loud, but it's definitely there, so keep that in mind. It also has hacking seconds (where the seconds stop when you're adjusting the time), which is nice, since not all watches have that.

All in all, for $6, I'm very satisfied, and this is a watch that I can actually see myself wearing should I ever land in a situation where a dress watch is appropriate.

>>55764505
link?

>>55764520
The store I bought it from is closed, like they always are, but here's another one:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/quartz-nomos-knockoff/32667809482.html

>>55764414
Oh.... I'm retarded.

>>55764498
don't buy the soldering irons which plug in to the wall
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/HAKKO-936-soldering-station-Electric-iron-A1321-ceramic-heating-element-lots-gift-as-photo-220V-110V/32540080473.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_3_10057_10056_10055_10037_10049_10059_10032_10058_10017_405_404_10040_10060,searchweb201603_7&btsid=51a9e0ee-3df3-4a53-9950-8a88793bbcdd
this is one of the cheapest which is worth anything and use lead solder as it's easier to work with.

>>55764557
If this Anon is too poor, the Yihua 936 is decent.

>>55763919
yep, this should be stick right away without any sort of doubt.
I got mine in November '14 for 16/18$ if I remember correctly; amplifying a pair of Wharfedale 10.1 for almost a year I still use it and it is great piece of chink, just changed those Whrfedale with second handed Q Acoustics 3020.
it's still smell

>>55764579
>this should be stick
>it's still smell

wot

>>55763919
thought about that amp to replace my lepai piece of crap but not sure if it'd sound any good.

>>55764613
according to this autist it's surprisingly great and better made than expected

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKKrQr_Kc6w

Jeeesus, GB are dumbfucks!
Ordered a rn3pro a long time ago, no stock, changed my order to 16/2 model, because my wife needs a phone, the refund ws to go to my paypal, but NO, it went to my GB wallet, talked with the support, they said "sorry, we will send it to paypal". But guess what, they sent it to my credit card.
I explicitly asked to be unopened, since it's a present, and it has been opened.


At least my powerbank came, i wrote in the last thread. The one with two charging ports.

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Since we're in peace times now and no YouTube hating car thief is running around, here's a list of /csg/ approved YT channels:

Dirty Reviews - nice accent and started off the shark meme
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Unbiased Tech Reviews - proud child molester, had his leg reattached after an accident
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Tech Reviews - hosted the /csg/ podcast (RIP) and has birbs galore
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

OneBoxing Video Reviews - no narration reviews with cheesy music, likes his referral links
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

Frostycakez - gets chinked by chink drone purchases repeatedly
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn7FeJcsUaxRbS22Zfn1uYg

Awful China Loot Reviews - famously unwatchable reviews filmed with no lighting
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

Kate Monster - a girl (?) making weird video reviews of chink shit to meme music
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSR-0t_4Hzj7zNLr_st89FQ

Gearbest Reviews - arguably the worst review channel, Awful Reviews but without any of the bumbling charm. Sickening amount of Gearbest shilling
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCApOiAa6cdxEhhgva8AsDng

/csg/ reviews - Canadian reviewer, reviews of chink TV boxes and computer cases
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ

SkeletonKeystone - reviewed a chink Famicom and promptly quit the video review game
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRmpwW7pWFCbSiWDeFNGLg

>>55764505
Looks good, but personally I feel like a fag wearing fakes.

>>55764602
>enhanced autism
*sticked in the Wiki chinky

>some articles smell perpetually of chinky hands

>>55764686
how long do those chinks typically take to dispatch an order?
it's been 3 days and still no tracking #, still says "processing"

>>55764748
Yeah, I feel the same, so I've got other watches legit watches that I wear.

Every single strap I own is from China, though.

>>55764686
the version is supposedly 7.3.5.0LHOCNCL

>>55764761
see what it says on the item's site
Dispatch: Tue 24th Nov ... etc

>>55764345
Seems it was just a review for the /csg/ infographic, the device has been heavily praised as a starter.
https://rbt.asia/g/thread/S55615623#p55616409

The following gives some more dirrections for Baofeng radios.
https://rbt.asia/g/thread/S41723606#p41724326

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Got a chink strop for my chink knives.

Will report when I use it.

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>>55764291
I use pic related, works just fine.
I don't know if these meters support the USB3 or QC specifications though.

>>55764686
>>55764783
and what does
"goods not fulfilling the conditions laid down in articles 28 and 29 of the Treaty on the functioning of the European Union" mean ? got a yellow sticker on my package...

>>55764360
2A port is a pre-bridged port for iShit devices

>>55762906
>Discord channel
ffs stop dis shit

>>55764799
ayy lmao

>>55764805
You should get a new USB cable friend. I think your current one has been on fire at some point in time.

>>55764746
Leaving out Gearbest, those are totally fine.
No Techtablets constant references or Gizmoshit shills who are clearly coming here because this thread is pretty famous.
So, at least the decency of supporting anons who are known for doing a fun service right here.

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this chinky is particularly stinky

>>55764910
wat

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Question for the Dutchies amongst us: I ordered two pairs of Nikes from chingchongland for a total of 40 euros. Today I received these forms in the mail, from PostNL on behalf of customs, asking me to provide information about the package. What should I fill in - the truth? Can they prove that it wasn't a gift if I were to check that box?

I want my chinkshit virginity taken. Give me chinkshit to buy. Something I can use outdoors. No I don't want a knife.

>>55765027
Why not go to Ali's outdoor/hiking/survival section and look for new memes yourself? That's what this general is all about, new discoveries by brave anons, not spoonfeeding.

>>55765021
Tell them it is a gift for your brother, therefore the package is correctly labeled.

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>>55765027
Get a Lazybag.
http://www.gearbest.com/hammock-and-sleeping-bags/pp_355010.html

>>55765027
http://gonefishinshop.com/product/norinco-type-97-rifle-223-non-restricted/

>>55765021
Just ignore it.

>>55765036
So AliE is the place where I'm least likely to get chinked?

>>55765077
Looks neat but I prefer something I can use while moving.

>>55765086
>+$1,000
i-it's my first time t-that's too big anon

>>55765097
It says they'll send it back or destroy it if I don't respond within one month.

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Did anyone ever have instant regret after buying an item? It happened to me for the first time yesterday, after buying a ganzo knife.

>>55765110
Ah OK.

http://www.jgsales.com/chinese-sks-type-56-semi-auto-rifle,-7.62x39,-military-surplus-issue-with-bayonet,-c-r.-used.-p-58288.html

>>55765110
When you buy from Ali your money goes into a middle holding state where stinky chinky seller can't reach it. Once you receive the item and confirm it works, THEN the seller gets paid. In that way it's the safest as Ali is on the buyers side and crushes any seller who tries to be stinky chinky.

Gearbest use Paypal but they don't have as wide a range and they need serious arm twisting to give a refund, they prefer to make you mail things back to China or giving you in-store credit. The only advantage is lower prices and a good loyalty scheme nicknamed Good Boy Points, you get it by shilling for them in video reviews or written reviews with pictures.

>>55765110
Get this and learn to use it.

http://www.gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_3786.html

A cheaper one also works.

My father always used self made ones and he was fucking scary with them. You can leave him in the woods with a knife and a slingshot and 100% sure he won't starve.

>>55765021
(Belgianfag here, literally)
I had the same thing with my Ulefone Paris, as its design is heavily "inspired" by iPhones and thus Bpost asked me to describe the contents of the packet as well. I just told them the truth about it just being a phone that looks like an iphone.

Really, just say you didn't know it were going to be fakes or something

>>55764746
A lot of these guys haven't updated in over a month. What made them all give up? Seems like most of them don't hang out in the general anymore

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>>55763393
>>55762902

DIY powerbank anon links some of the best battery deals >>55757518

Kinda weak body, scratches over the display, but otherwise pretty nice. I will report back after a couple of days. My modules are taken from an old HP 9 cell battery, iirc they had each ~3.65v in them, the battery pack said it was 40%, but quickly dropped to 10% from the 2A output.

LINK
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/No-Battery-8x18650-DIY-Portable-Battery-Power-Bank-Shell-Case-Box-LCD-Display-Powerbank-Box/32676648179.html

>>55765153
Not buying guns but has anyone bought chinkpewpews?

>>55765158
Does GB give a 1:1 store credit for refunds?

>>55765161
Thanks but I'm not off to kill wildlife, I just want to wander and try not to get lost too much.

>>55765187
What did you provide as a proof of purchase? A printout of your ali page?

>>55765208
fuck, the 4th picture is the new memephone for the wife, charging and booting on top of the pack. The collage cropped it

>>55765228
>not get lost too much
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Pocket-Mini-Camping-Hiking-Compasses-Lightweight-Aluminum-Outdoor-Travel-Compass-Navigation-Wild-Survival-Tool-Black-Wholesale/32573446930.html

And no, Gearbest doesn't give 1:1 refunds, they usually give you back 1/2 to 3/4 + some good boy points. Depends how they're feeling.

>>55765229
A link to the gearbest page on a written note + a printout of the page~
Gearbest provides this shady "ticket" with a stamp or something but I didn't use it and they still thought it was okay.

>>55765228
You can shot tin cans or whatever.

It's been a long time I don't kill any animal, I just use my air rifle for targets.

>>55765257
They won't even reach 1:1 with gbp?

>>55764498

That particular voltmeter is pretty crappy, it limits the current. You should get this one >>55764805

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>>55765228
Norinco rifles rival Russian made in quality, with some even surpassing them. It's said that the Type 56 AK was the finest AK ever imported into North America (I'm not sure how much of that is just from the fact that they're banned by name, because they're so cheap, but people like the MAK-90). Chink rifles are the exception to the "chink shit is shit" rule.

Is the Xiaomi Mi Max (2GB version with Snapdragon 650) still recommended? I need a phone greater than 6".

>>55765311
Gearbest deals 100% in USD, you can choose to display GBP but when you go through checkout Paypal or your bank converts from USD > GBP no matter what. And no, they don't. I asked for a refund for a £9.50 item at the weekend, they gave me £5.50 in GB wallet + 80 good boy points.

>>55765331
Thanks famalamab, found my entry to chinkshit
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Multi-function-Outdoor-Camping-Hiking-Survival-Tool-Compass-Whistle-10-in-1-Kit-New/32577299628.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000023.3.XJJVEg
>inb4 local homosexual dies of exposure after being lead astray by chink """""""""survival"""""""" tool

>want to buy some cheap dice
>if I buy 5 sets of the same colour, I pay for registered air mail once
>if I want 5 sets of different colours, I need to pay for air mail 5 times

Well that's just silly. How bad is ordinary small packet plus?

>>55764746
why are no csg reviewers american?

>>55765365
It gets packages from china to my house, that's about it. Do you really need premium shipping for dice?

>>55765417
Well no, but a single payment of 1.20 for tracking and maybe an incentive for the chinks to package it well would be nice. Not necessary, but nice.

>>55765323
>It's said that the Type 56 AK was the finest AK ever imported into North America (I'm not sure how much of that is just from the fact that they're banned by name, because they're so cheap, but people like the MAK-90)
Finest AKs were Finnish made Valmets but Norinco stuff comes close

>>55765205
They get a lot of hate from the YT hating car thief whenever they post a video so a lot of them have quit or stepped away from chink shit. Comfy said he's not going to deal with /csg/ anymore:
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S55677197#p55682812
The others have been quiet too, I believe Dirty is studying abroad last I heard.

>>55764799
It worked pretty well with my Opinel.

If anyone is interested

http://www.ebay.com/itm/381431304338?_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

>>55765021
Another Belgian here,
Don't do this >>55765187 , the letter doesn't mean that they discovered your package contains counterfeit items.
So saying you didn't know they were going to be fakes is an admission that somethings wrong.
I received one of those letters for a Massdrop package. It's because they can't classify the contents (en thus determine possible import taxes) based on the label of the package.
I gave them a pdf copy of my Massdrop & Paypal receipts and that was enough.

The problem is that by providing such a transaction receipt that it's evidence that money was involved, which disqualifies it for the gift category.

>>55765439
You must be new here if you are willing to waste $1.20 on chink shipping for dice.

>>55765551
Those knives aren't fakes.

They're wildly inspired on some famous knives, but certainly not fakes.

>>55765573
>I ordered two pairs of Nikes from chingchongland for a total of 40 euro
I assumed he was asking about this, since customs kept my package until i filed the correct paperwork

>>55765606
Holy fuck, I read it as Knives instead of Nikes.

But I think he's referring to the fact that the chink sent the package as a gift to avoid taxes.

>>55765446
>I believe Dirty is studying abroad last I heard.
He was studying abroad while he was making videos.
From what I gathered he had some irl issues come up.

Mini USB Electric Soldering Iron Portable Soldering Gun with LED Indicator Hot Iron Welding High Quality Heating Tool 5V 8W
http://s.aliexpress.com/zY7BjmMN
(from AliExpress Android)

oh shit

>>55765208
and the second miniUSB is for 2A IN, other one is 1A.

sadly, it doesn't charge devices while being charged.

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Xduoo X3 anon here.
I installed rockbox and played some super mario 4 on it. Best mp3 ever.

Anyways, it works fine, has good sound, and is quite powerful volume wise. With rockbox, there is as much options as you would ever need. There is a funny 'click' sound that happen when you turn on or off, which doesn't come from any audio line (is there a mechanical thing in there??).
Pro: -Good sound
- Rockbox
- 2 micro sd card slots
- 2 audio lines
- sharks work on it
- screen is great when you can see it
- look sturdy

Cons:
- screen unreadable in heavy sun
- screen is tiny
- rockbox's usb is broken
- 'heavy'
- button layout is weird in rockbox

And a little tip, don't forget to set your partition type to 'Win95 Fat32' if you use linux's fdisk like me, otherwise you won't be able to boot rockbox.

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>>55765782
>$100

>>55765637
>he's referring to the fact that the chink sent the package as a gift to avoid taxes.
Based chinamen
>three years ago
>live in 3rd world shithole
>order bluebuds x for $150 on ebay
>seller marked the package as """"""""""gift"""""""""
>package is small and light as fuck so dirty customs guy at the PO didn't bat an eye
>sign forms and prepare to leave
>family at the next window had their huge box opened because I assumed it was heavy
>it's full of clothing
>nah you'll have to pay P2,500 in tax (around $50 in a country where the minimum wage at the capital is $10 a day)
>family protests saying these are literally second hand clothing
>I can bump it down to P2,000 for you but because I'm in a good mood
>they pay
>no receipts
>customs officer just puts money on his desk

>>55765817
>dirty hat
>text isn't aligned correctly

yeah, that's MADE IN THE US OF A

>>55765021
Be truthful about the price, lie about everything else.

>>55765439
Don't be a moron, paying for shipping is one of the ways they chink you. They charge you for shipping and then just send it through the exact same shipping as the free one.

>>55765919
Unless it's DHL but unless also you're buying relatively expensive chinkshit
>buying relatively expensive chinkshit

Is the Mi Pad 2 the way to go if you want a cheap tablet? It doesn't look like it's getting any update to Miui 8 or any custom ROMs which isn't really a dealbreaker but is it better to just grab the Windows version instead?

>>55765230
Is it a Doogee X5?

>>55766083
maybe

Any good watch brands on ali? THe watch being simple and taking nato straps is a definate plus.

I remember some anons reccomending chink watch brands many threads ago, but it isn't on the wiki (as far as I can find) and I can't remember.

>>55765698

Fucking referral shill

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wheres the infographic?

>>55766061
Scratch that, looks like there's an AOSP ROM available

>>55766139
DW or Nomos
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Fashion-Men-Women-Watches-Nylon-Leather-Straps-Luxury-Brand-Designer-Male-Clock-Casual-Quartz-Wrist-Watches/932421_32661774507.html

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/quartz-nomos-knockoff/32667809482.html

>>55766184
the infographic is in the sorry

>>55765841
what country?

>>55766192
Darn, I was hoping for something with a date indicator. Still, for that price I probably shouldn't complain. Thanks sempai.

>>55766219
Philippines. Unless you order from one of the local online stores or have shipping fulfilled by a private company you will HAVE to get your stuff from the post office. The PO will just send you a slip, which most of the time arrives way too late. My slip came a month after I went to the PO.

>>55766139

Any watch > $3 and < $30 will be good.

I have bought lots of quartz and mechanical watches from ali.

If you go below $3 the watch is going to be pretty shitty and will probably break - which might be fine if you lose watches or want a bunch of leave places or need something for the gym.

A $20 Chinese watch is going to be pretty awesome. It's the sorta thing looks wise that you would pay like $100 for.

I got a mechanical watch for like $25 and it was super super nice. Folks would easily pay $150 for this and still think they got a deal.

If you're one of those crazy watch people who obsess over a few seconds gained or lost then I dunno, if you care more about a watch being a fashion accessory (like most people these days) the watches from China are awesome.

So I say just pick one that is reasonably priced. Not too cheap, not too expensive (well the expensive ones are pretty nice i'm sure but $50+ for a watch is too much for me)

I'm sure the $15-20 quartz watches are going to be pretty awesome.

>>55766097
I have one, pretty decent imo.
Just a tip though, the speakers doesn't turn of when listening with headphones, so you have to lower the speaker volume to zero before.

>>55766139
these are noice
http://www.gearbest.com/men-s-watches/pp_260434.html

http://www.gearbest.com/men-s-watches/pp_287402.html

>>55766310
sorry, i was joking

it's an redmi note 3 pro, the Mi logo is visible on the pic so I thought you were joking

>>55766192
>>55766274
Since I own both of those, I really think you should stick with the Nomos, unless you love TICK TICK TICK TICK at night. The Nomos also looks nicer.

>>55766302
>If you're one of those crazy watch people who obsess over a few seconds gained or lost then I dunno
dear god no, if I need accurate time I'll look at my phone. I've just been wearing a watch for so long now that it feels weird not wearing one. It's also nice if I just need an estimate of how late it is and I don't want to reach into my pants pockets.

Thanks for the advice, I'll shop around a bit.

>customs
is a package better sent as "gift" or with a ridiculously lower declared value?

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1$ jet lighter from dx. Works great.

>>55765698
Shill pollution here

Can anyone recommend a braided 1m USB -> Micro USB cable?
Anything capable of 2.1+ A output

>>55766397
What fuel do you use?

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>>55764073

I've had good experiences with knockoffs from Aliexpress. Got this Nomos yesterday, very happy with it, it really looks the part. You can tell it's fake by the weight or by looking really closely at the steel but otherwise it's spot on, even has the little 'nomos' stamped on the buckle.

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Best Chinese smartphone for <=£250? Has to take micro SD card.

>>55766410
Are you retarded? Go to suicidebomber express, search for it, sort and buy the one with most orders and 4+ stars.

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R8 or H8 my Gearbest haul today.

>>55766447
Link to the product page?

I'm still dissapointed the chinks don't make magic 8 balls.

>>55766397
>>55766426
For a oil rig?

>>55766465
are you retarded? It was linked fewer than 20 posts ago

>>55766460
Link me to the AK-47 key chain.

>>55766426
No name butane/propane lighter refill. Cost like 2-3€ at every gas station.

>>55766455
search for tenga

>>55766496
I have a strict no spoonfeeding rule, sorry. You can search the keywords and find it.

>>55766471
Chink Magic 8 Ball, will me package arrive in time?
>Your goods are in the sorry

>>55766521
I found it, thanks anyways. I really like the look of the thing, what do you think of the other ones? I like the AR-15 design as well.

>>55766465

I bought from these guys http://www.aliexpress.com/item/komono-Quartz-Watch-Men-Top-Brand-Stainless-Steel-Watches-Relojes-Hombre-2016-Horloge-Orologio-Uomo-Montre/32630991966.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.176.XNywBA but I assume they're all coming from the same factory.

>>55766551
I think they all look pretty nice, my next gun shaped purchase is a gun shaped USB stick:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Toy-Metal-Gun-Model-USB2-0-Flash-Drive-Memory-Stick-Pen-Drive-2GB-4GB-8GB-16GB/32313616466.html

If you search gun usb on Ali you get some nice looking ones.

>>55766594
Shit those look nice also.
How about this? http://www.gearbest.com/usb-flash-drives/pp_23818.html

>>55765782
>played some super mario 4 on it
explain

>>55766330
Oh, didn't see/think about that.

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Who's got one of these micro routers with openwrt flashed? Looking for something similar with an antenna.

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Does anyone have any experience with the ulefone future? It looks pretty good to me. I might just get one.

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>>55766455
>1-2 weeks until my rainbow socks arrive

I wanna shitpost in bst now!!!

>>55766712
Nice one. What's bst?

>>55766718
/battlestation/ >>55762470

>>55766718

Battle Station General. You take a picture of your desk with your whole batcave of shitposting equipment arrayed around you and post it so anons can say "you're a fag", "manage your cables better you fag" or "noice".

>>55766718
Oh right. I never look much into those threads. It just makes me feel bad about my relatively messy desk.

ha ha guys

ha ha ha

it's like

it looks like there's a nail through

through your finger

but it's not, it's just pretend

ha ha ha

Been out of the loop for a couple weeks, what is the uproar people are talking about on /csg/?

>>55766780
tenga eggs and housefire lighters

>>55766455
RN3P.

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>>55765318
I would say that white one is cheapest USB amp metter to suggest, avoid 7 segment ones.

On very highend side there's http://www.ebay.com/itm/2016-OLED-USB-3-0-Power-Monitor-QC2-0-QC3-0-Voltage-Current-coulometer-Meter-/182067704636?hash=item2a6414b33c:g:ZBcAAOSwLpdW9lo6

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So what's actually involved here?

>>55766895
Shilling for Gearbest on Trustpilot and similar sites pretending you're a neutral impressed customer. For each shill review you get 300 points so at the end you'll have 900 points.

>>55766915

On the one hand I don't want to be a horrible shill

On the other I like good boy points, they make me glad

Why has gaybeast put me in this ethical conundrum? I am a Valuable Customer, I don't deserve this.

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Sup my fellow chinkposters.
I'm in the market for a new motorcycle and i have hard that chinks make them really cheap and good, or at least they don't explode.

Any of you have any experience with one?
Pic related, chink motorcycle.

>>55766955

We don't really do

Motorcycles

If you can't get free international shipping on it it's not really our department. You could try /o/ or /n/.

>>55766943
Suck on Gearbest's tiny chink dick, take the GB points, buy some fresh new memes and review them for /csg/. You'll have given back to the community and made us happy with your sacrifice. It'll all be worth it.

http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337823.html
Does this seem legit guys?

>>55767022
>shark
>gaybeast
yes is legit

>>55767022
Gearbest, with all their faults, have not been known to stock fakes.
Don't expect them to ship it quickly though.

>>55767047
Thank you anon :D

>>55766955
Do they ship that?

>>55767053
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B016B6AMFY/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER
Get this mane.

>>55767101
>Product Packaging: Frustration-Free Packaging
lel

>>55767101
>cheap SD card
>no natty shark image
>no buy

Do chinks sell some good sata pci express cards, I need some more sata ports on my computer.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/10bag-lot-Novelty-Fart-Bomb-Bags-Stink-Bomb-Smelly-Funny-Gags-Practical-Jokes/32629709113.html

Just imagine these stinkers opening on customs

>>55767101

but that doesn't look like any kind of animal whatsoever?

Daily reminder if you like Lego but don't like the prices search LEPIN on Ali for exact knock-offs at 1/3 of the price.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-748Pcs-Star-Wars-First-Order-Poe-s-X-wing-Fighter-Building-Blocks-Compatible-With/32637695946.html

>>55763919
make more videos

>>55767171
Maybe this, it can either supply two esata, or two internal sata. http://www.aliexpress.com/item/sata/32634472040.html

>>55767265

NEAT

Does it have LEPIN stamped on the niblets or is it just blank?

>>55767318
Lepin is the company name, chinks had the audacity to make a new company called Lepin and put out direct knockoffs of Lego down to the brick.

>>55767318
I believe the bricks are blank, I could be wrong

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CREE XM LT6 and DSO138 in kit received
assembling the dso vidya: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E-FYt-SlrM

>>55767512
Is that a flashlight with zoom?

>>55767512

does the DSO138 come with probes?

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>>55763871
It's me again.

>>55767617
The more anime shit you post, the longer customs takes with your package.

>>55766955
>>>/o/dbt

>>55767512
nice, i thought about getting one of those last year, but the videos i saw of it kinda made me feel like the data acquisition was way too slow for anything useful, it looks fine in yours (lots of noise though). did they upgrade the stm32 chipset in the meantime?

When are the summer sales starting?

>>55765077
>That face
it's like someone ripped her soul out

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tI mean, you've got to ask yourself

If some chinks in a factory somewhere can make and sell this at $55, ship it for free and make a profit, presumably

What business does Lego have charging $150?

Fuck Western businesses

>>55765153
Technically that doesn't count as chinkshit because those rifles are coming from Albania.

>>55767837
It's the model face, it's normal for people in her occupation

>>55767607
yep

>>55767608
yes, although i've used a male/male bnc cable, the one inside the kit is bnc to crocodile

>>55767744
nope, it's not even the latest firmware of the soft i think.

>>55762906
I can't tell if this pic is lewd or not.

>>55767868
licensing is probably a chunk of it
then they don't have chinks working for dimes, and real lego is probably made out of higher-quality plastic. They probably have larger margins on top of all that too, though.

>>55767274
I wonder how good it is, thanks.

>>55767890
Seems kinda cheesey for a flashlight that large to have zoom. It takes 2 18650s, right? A light that size should just have a proper reflector build for a lot of REAL throw since that's what every other flashlight that size is used for.

>>55767868
>Fuck Western businesses
It's pretty great if you're on the production side

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>>55767868
Because this is the Lepin seal of quality

>>55768046
>just trust us
nice try, stinky chinky

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?

>>55768118
aliexpress takes a cut of all sales
seems like aliexpress is increasing the cut they take
stores then rise prices to keep operations profitable

>>55768139
thank you Karpathy and leddit for bringing laowai eyes on Ali and making them greedy.

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>bought redmi 3 pro
>flashed cm12
>it's been more than a month since the last cm update
>xiaomi released two new redmi 3 models with a different chipset

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>havnt checked ali for a while
>theres a new pair of 300ohm earbuds

couldn't hurt to get another pair i guess

>>55763701

It's chink shit, but also not chink shit because it's Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/20000mAh-Portable-External-Capacity-ExpertPower%C2%AE/dp/B00N4E84T8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1469562400&sr=8-1&keywords=expertpower+20000mah

I'm 95% certain this is the one DIY powerbank anon was talking about.

>>55768283
>not chink shit because it's Amazon
I've got bad news anon

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>>55768118
>tfw taking my car in to be looked at tomorrow and it may cost a couple hundred dollars to get it fixed and I won't be able to afford any chinkshit for a couple weeks

>>55768345
>not just buying chink car diagnostics tool for couple of bucks, checking out what the problem is, and buying chink parts for it

I mean in modern card 90% of problems are just some 1 dollar fuse blowing up, and getting it checked and replaced costs hundreds of dollars.

Or you can check your cars diagnostics yourself and fix it yourself. For like less than 10 bucks.

>>55768377
I know what the problem is, the tire alignment is fucked up. I can't fix that myself because I'm a fucking normie.

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Reminder to hook yourself up with the James Donkey mechanical keyboard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWvPHQ1z4WI

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/James-Donkey-612-Mechanical-Keyboard-Game-Keyboard-Backlit-Black-Red-Switch-/401088036916?hash=item5d62b5c034:g:5VoAAOSwxp9W5hS7

>>55768292

I mean that I know it's chink shit, but also part of it being chink shit is having to wait for it to be sent from China via untracked mail and the suspense of waiting weeks to get your stuff.

If you order it and it shows up 3 days later with free Amazon Prime shipping it's not really the same thing. You feel me?

>p-please feel me
>i'm so lonely

>>55768421
>not ISO UK layout
why is it so hard

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Fuck some anon gave me a tip on a really good bluetooth headset for around 14$ on gaybest but I forgot to put it in the wishlist.

Does anyone maybe know which one it is?

>>55768421
>reds
more like james ass amirite

>>55768443
>uk
literally just a small island
nobody gives a fuck about you

>>55768447
ctrl+h bluetooth

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>>55767675
get out of my Himalayan hodgepodge house

>>55768487
have an auto cleaning history every 10th minute so gf wont know about my power level and porn fetishes.

>>55768475
small island with 70m people and the best keyboard layout
corsair, razer, daskeyboard, etc offer iso uk layout as do noppoo

but not super cheap
i'll make do with the noppoo

>>55768421
What are those keycaps and why do all chink mechanicals have them?

>>55768513

>having a gf

you disgusting fucking casual. I can't believe I share a board with this kind of degeneracy.

>>55768234
is it worth flashing CM12?
I ordered the redmi 3 pro instead of note because 5.5 is way too big, but I'm not sure if I would sacrifice not having fingerprint for CM

>>55765323
Not all chink firearms fall into this however, MAK90's are certainly excellent, but don't come close to Saiga's, Valmet's, Baikal, etc.

The supreme king of AK making still remains with Bulgaria and Arsenal Firearms, though.

They also aren't banned by name because they were cheap, Chinese firearm imports were banned in the US because they were caught trying to sell fucking RPG's to gangbangers in California.

Unless you're Canadian then half of this doesn't apply. Also Chinese SKS's are shit compared to basically any other countries.

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> Data OK: 58.91 GB (123535808 sectors)
> Data LOST: 0.00 Byte (0 sectors)
> Corrupted: 0.00 Byte (0 sectors)
> Slightly changed: 0.00 Byte (0 sectors)
> Overwritten: 0.00 Byte (0 sectors)
> Average reading speed: 70.90 MB/s

The interesting part is that the 'samsung' 64gb (that was 8gb) only got

> Average reading speed: 3.19 MB/s

The 128gb (that was 8gb) was also

> Average reading speed: 3.14 MB/s

The shark?

> Average reading speed: 70.90 MB/s

All were tested with a microsd -> sd adaptor (same one) and plugged into my thinkpad x230 card reader slot.

The other sdcards were bought a a year or so ago before I knew about the shark meme and I sorta expected they wouldn't be the size they advertised. What I wasn't ready for was just how bad they were.

Tests were done with 'f3' (http://oss.digirati.com.br/f3/ ) since I run linux.

basically don't buy anything but sharks people.

>>55768450
There are versions out there with different switches
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Jamesdonkey-612-Mechanical-Keyboard-104-MX-black-blue-red-brown-switches-Backlight-Gaming-Keyboard-For-Laptop/32692085407.html

>>55763329
Just got mine from aliexpress goldway. Dhl shipping was 10 dollars for 3 days which is nice. They mark it as a 60 dollar phone so you get charged customs

>>55768677
could also add that it's not cheap, then
might be good if it's of great quality. I'd still probably prefer something with proper warranty and a real company behind it if I'm going to pay above 45-50 bucks.

>>55768655
shill me on these, what's the best price compared to the readily available cards of the same capacity on amazon?

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Xiaomi

portable

MOSQUITO REPELLER

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PSA: If you live in Glasgow, Amazon has rolled out one-hour Prime now across the Glasgow area. First order you get £5 off and a free 2litre bottle of Irn Bru.

There's a ton of chink shit on Amazon UK so get a bargain now!

>>55768377
>emissions light keeps going on and off intermittently
>order chink OBD2 scanner
>wait for light to come on again, quick stuff in OBD2 scanner into port
>search for problems codes
>none found
>wat
>click erase codes
>says unable to erase
>light on dash turns off anyway
>realize it's probably just VW electric issues
Fucking hell VW, I love your cars but how can the electronics on all your cars explode at 100k miles.

>>55765121
Just bought a g729 because I am too lazy to get my spyderco sharpened. I'll do a comparison when I get it

>>55768833
What a waste of double dubs.

>>55768770
Lowest they've been 10.99, they're currently on sale for $12.67

>>55768779
This would go great with my Xiaomi electric toothbrush and Xiaomi pen

>>55768833
Does it have proper sensors, or does it just go around and fuck everything up?

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>>55768833
why

>>55768833
Sorry mr shill but that shit is scary.

>>55768779
emits frequency so high it causes the mosquito's brain to literally explodes. After a while you're not gonna want it as you will feel the effects too

>>55768889
what size?

>>55768954
That's the current price for the 64gb shark

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My electricity tends to go out every so often, then my mini-server crashes and goes nuts because of that. Is there some kind of mini UPS I could hook up a Xiaomi power bank and let it provide power when electricity is gone for some minutes? It would be really nice to have.

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I just bought this. Can't wait till it arrives.

Did I do good?

>>55768779
>>55768945

Does it actually work?

I have seen these things a few times.

>>55769075
get a used name brand UPS

don't go cheap on pc power supplies

>>55769061
Transcend cards are about the same price on Amazon
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B016B6AMFY/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER

>>55769095
got a black one some time ago

it was shit and felt cheap

not sure if that's just the standard quality, had the one before for 8 years

>>55769095
brand new original intellimouse? give link

>>55769132
>original

Do you even know what thread you are in?

>>55769118
More expensive and no dank shark meme though. Also, if you don't have prime, no free shipping.

>>55769168
you get it in two days and ez replacement. if it doesn't arrive on time 6/10 they send you another one, give you a month of prime free, and you get the original item if it arrives.
>not having amazon prime

>>55769208
*get to keep, as long as it's not a piece of expensive electronics.

>>55765077
can I get that woman instead?

>>55769110
We're literally talking about a Xunlong Orange Pi PC from AliExpress here which draws very little amperage from DC-IN > USB to run

>>55769230
backpage(dot)com

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>>55768790
>living in scotland

>>55769095
It will most likely be shit, especially the no-name chink sensor.

>>55766606
rockbox has a gameboy and gameboy color emulator

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Making a thread, will post in a few.

>>55769208
No shark tho.

>>55769281
...feed me...

>>55769075
>>55769110
>>55769240

There are a few DIY projects for this. I saw a few doing this for raspberry pi's - google around.

Some powerbanks may also be able to power something while also charging (I have some that won't - maybe a anon can test that?)

That would solve the problem.

>>55768377
>>55768834

anyone can recommend a diesel obd2 dongle ? I find only the "chip tunning awesome +5000000BHP MONSTER TRUCK++" ones.

>>55768790
>free 2litre bottle of Irn Bru.
Just

>>55768911
it's pretty nice, I have the v5s model, which can also wash the floor and use it almost daily.
Sometimes it knocks somethings, but i guess it can also happen with a roomba

>>55765121
Did you actually have it ship? Whats the trouble anon?
I recently recieved my Ganzo knife and I'm pleased. Its not as cheap as I could have found a knife, but there is no way I'd find one of this quality for this price in the USA. I haven't really been able to test the steel but It feels good to the touch and I see no imperfections

>>55768834
does your car maybe require some kind of special software? I know that for 2004+ Volvos you can read the standard OBD codes, but you can't actually access the codes that actually matter...

>>55769377

Aren't all ODBII connectors the same? I thought that was the whole point.

>>55765208
chargin pretty slow, from 10% to ~40% was kinda OK, now couple of hours later it's at 78%.

I intend to try and see how long my raspberry pi with a wifi dongle can last from it.

>>55769425
>standard OBD codes
*stuff like emissions, but engine/electronics codes you can not read over standard OBD

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>>55769405
2litres of Sugar free Irn Bru

>>55769438
yeah, but I think there are different comm. protocols... I almost ordered one from Ali, asked the seller if it's compatiable, and he said it's only for gasoline. Then I did some research and all the ones on ali are for gasoline, which is written in bold red in the description.

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So who wants to order 100 cases of balisong usb drives? https://m.alibaba.com/product/60272552267/Butterfly-Knife-USB-flash-drives-with.html

>>55769469
Oh wow that's p.neat

>>55769469
If I could find those on AliExpress I would order one, they look pretty neat.

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New thread here >>55769640

>>55769469
Neat.

>>55769420
Yeah, it already shipped. I don't doubt the quality or anything, but I realized that I could have probably have purchased something more useful as I don't really have a need for a pocket knife. It was my first true impulse buy.