That moment when you realize programming your own personal projects

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>be me, unemployed and looking for programming job.
>have no degree to put on my resume, just an empty github account.
>go to freelancer.com and hire pajeets to fill up my github with resume fodder for $50/project.
>start applying for jobs with my github account on my resume.
>finally land a sweet gig developing mobile apps.
>only problem is, I'm lazy and would rather work on personal projects.
>go to freelancer.com
>hire my most trusted pajeets to do all the work I'm supposed to do for $50 a day.
>mfw it's been 2 years now and I spend most of my time getting paid to work on personal projects because I'm a slave master and the pajeets are my slaves.

>>55725716

I'd rather pay them to fuck my wife for cheap while I have fun programming. Doesn't sound like programming is for you.

You need to actually do the work to acquire the skill to know what you should be paying other people to do for you.

>>55727143
nice job, you should use your free time to learn something useful

>>55727229
This.

It's like giving filthy niggers a job at a cash register. Yeah they might know what the damn thing is, but if you don't have the right knowledge or leadership skills, they might end up stealing shit out of it rather than putting anything in.

>>55727307
What's better than exploiting the system?

>>55727143
isn't it illegal?
you need to register as a business