>he doesn't use emojis in his passwords to make

> he use same password in all sites

>>55689576
>his password is less than 30 characters

>>55689576
>Hasn't made his own random password generator

>the nigger doesn't use random numbers

>This is his new password :ANd9GcRoqBon(

Why did 4chan get rid of the password field?

>his password is not «correcthorsebatterystaples»

My password is excellentamddrivers

>>55689843
because you won't watch k-on

>>55690003
Maybe next week I will try it, I am taking a vacation from work.

>>55690052
nice! I'm sure you'll love it

>>55689576

>he doiesn't use a random number generator with a black hole as a source of entropy

>>55689762
>password
>he uses one password

>>55689850
Genius

Júst usè speçial çharacters instead lõl

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>he uses services

>>55692447
but you don't have access to google to find the characters while signing in....

>he doesn't use a random LastPass password for every website

>have used the same password for 12 years

:^)

>>55692447
a lot of places literally filter out special characters so good job fucking yourself over LMAO

my password is password123:)

>he doesn't use a fingerprint retinal and face authentication

>>55692741
>things you can't change
/g/, everybody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U-RbOKanYs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NjQ9b3pgIg
tl;dr:
>everyone has shit passwords
>brute forcing is scary
>dictionary attacks with rulesets are even scarier
>use a password manager and hope you don't lose your passwords

>>55692746
i surely can
dunno about you

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>doesn't employ 4096-bit AES in his head on all passwords so the NSA cannot steal them with their mind reading machines

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>>55692877
Please don't trigger my schizophrenia.

>>55692877
>>55692886
Everyone knows only Aliens have that technology.

>>55692764
That guy looks like the biggest cuck on the planet

>>55692935
>implying nsa don't have aliens

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>not just the name of the website you're using

>>55692935
They have the tech in Area 51, wake up sheeple

>>55693018
>mfw every single one of my passwords is a combination of 4 words plus a word describing said site transformed through a function

>he doesn't just use 'a' as his password to trick evil hackers into not even trying it

Tbh I just hit random keys to create one long ass password and then memorized it. I use the first half for random websites I don't really care about. The first 3/4ths for websites I care about. And then use the complete password for extremely important shit that could ruin me if someone gets a hold of. It's about 20 characters long.

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>mfw e-mail password is "porn name"(childhood pet's name + childhood street name)

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>>55693119
>thinks the keys he manually hits are random
>mfw

>>55693245
>not having a perfectly random random number generator in your brain

>>55692492
>using the smiley with a carat nose

>>55692976
JORDAN I forgot to tell you
k-on does the weird Japanese thing where you can't tell which season is which, so when you download it season one has one ! and season two has two !!

>>55690052
How did you get a job at watching anime?

>>55693691
it's easy when you love anime as much as Jordan

>>55692741
>LITERALLY giving the botnet your life

wew lad

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Who says I don't? :^)

>>55693197
So you fucked your pet when you were child?

>>55694007
what? "porn name" is like a function. you determine it by doing the things in the parentheses he explained with